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Mass 3ffect: 2012

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Why are you Hitler Morlan? WHY!

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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I believe your options are "no one dies", "half the crew + Kelly dies", or "everyone but Chakwas dies".

    Which is pretty funny, because I imagine rolling in two weeks after the abduction and finding to Shepard's enormous surprise that Chakwas has somehow held out. Broke one of those blenders, used the acid to dig a burrow, put war paint on, became an infiltrator.

    First thing she should say on seeing rescue: "Where's the booze, Shepard!?"
    I would pay for DLC that simply changed this one thing.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    wow, I just got the Iktomi and Defrahnz joke

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  • BlackDoveBlackDove Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
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  • zllehszllehs Hiding in a box, waiting to strike.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    *sigh*

    Quick ME2 question guys...

    After the big talk with the illusive man i chose to go and gather the rest of my crew before i attempted to acquire the reaper IFF
    as you all know you meet a Geth towards the end of the mission and take him with you on to the normandy

    but acquiring the reaper IFF set a few things into motion
    most notably being the collectors boarding the normandy and abducting the crew once Shepard and the crew leave for a task or whatever

    anyways when thats over with apparently then now its time to commence the suicide mission
    i chose to not go right away and take care of some stuff around the ship
    once the conversation is over with i appear back in the CIC and EDI informs me that
    the geth is ready to be activated

    so my question is
    if i chose to acquire the reaper IFF earlier and hence get the geth earlier would that mean that he would have been part of my crew earlier too?
    would i have been able to take him on other missions with me?
    did i REALLY just beat 90% of the game without a member of my crew that i couldve had a long time ago? -__-

    please note that i haven't actually activated the geth yet

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  • WolfprintWolfprint Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    zllehs wrote: »
    *sigh*

    Quick ME2 question guys...

    After the big talk with the illusive man i chose to go and gather the rest of my crew before i attempted to acquire the reaper IFF
    as you all know you meet a Geth towards the end of the mission and take him with you on to the normandy

    but acquiring the reaper IFF set a few things into motion
    most notably being the collectors boarding the normandy and abducting the crew once Shepard and the crew leave for a task or whatever

    anyways when thats over with apparently then now its time to commence the suicide mission
    i chose to not go right away and take care of some stuff around the ship
    once the conversation is over with i appear back in the CIC and EDI informs me that
    the geth is ready to be activated

    so my question is
    if i chose to acquire the reaper IFF earlier and hence get the geth earlier would that mean that he would have been part of my crew earlier too?
    would i have been able to take him on other missions with me?
    did i REALLY just beat 90% of the game without a member of my crew that i couldve had a long time ago? -__-

    please note that i haven't actually activated the geth yet

    No. Getting the IFF will trigger a two-mission countdown. So to run around with your secret squadmate, you need to give up on your crew.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I am experiencing a sudden sympathy for the salarians

    it's tough to be the little guy, it's even tougher when your whole species is the little guy

    imagine us making first contact with aliens and they're bigger, stronger, live 25x as long, can reproduce with anything, and can naturally bend shit with their mind. our only advantage is having ADD, insomnia, and no sex drive.

    back when the salarians were isolated they had athletes and bodybuilders, at this point why even bother? you better be good at math or you are worthless to the galaxy

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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    tal what is your worth to our galaxy?



    defendin salarian bodybuilders itt

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  • DarisDaris Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Salarians have the best jumping ability amongst all the species in the galaxy.

    ...or something.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    look no matter how hard those salarians work they're never going to match up to the other species, that's just biology. nobody will hire a salarian bouncer over an elcor or krogan.

    salarians are one of the few aliens I respect, but dang they're working off of nothing. they're not even that smart, they just process faster. some are straight up dumb like the Keeper scanner or Mordin's student. the 5 smartest characters are probably Mordin, Okeer, Legion, Liara, and Shadow Broker. just one salarian genius there.

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    uhh

    Mordin's student was incredibly smart. He was just a fuckwad.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Rami wrote: »
    uhh

    Mordin's student was incredibly smart. He was just a fuckwad.

    Also, Okeer is kinda not that bright.

    Mordin says as much himself. Like, after Grunt's aboard, he laughs at the idea of Krogan scientists.

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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Being a species of actual living bobbleheads has a serious impact on your society's military endeavors.

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  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Shit, Salarian Bodybuilder needs to be a squadmate class in ME3.

    That said, a salarian bouncer would just find out who was intending to come to the club that night the morning of, then discreetly dispatch them by spiking their breakfast cereal with all-day emetics or disabling their space car. Their actual door time would be uneventful, not even needing to look up from their Theory of Space Math.

    Just how salarians roll.

    I expect EDI is smarter than Legion.

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  • never dienever die Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Daris wrote: »
    Mass Effect 2 goes a long way to make Paragon Shepard not look like a pussy. Renegade Shepard needs no help to look like an overcompensating chump though.

    Paragon Shepard is still a bit of a self righteous asshole of course.

    Mordin's loyalty, f'rinstance.

    I mean, he had a point. He was kind of an ass about it, but still
    Mordin did help continue the Genophage, something that should never have happened. Mordin spends a lot of time dodging guilt over it, Paragon Shepard is just trying to get him to admit it.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    never die wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Daris wrote: »
    Mass Effect 2 goes a long way to make Paragon Shepard not look like a pussy. Renegade Shepard needs no help to look like an overcompensating chump though.

    Paragon Shepard is still a bit of a self righteous asshole of course.

    Mordin's loyalty, f'rinstance.

    I mean, he had a point. He was kind of an ass about it, but still
    Mordin did help continue the Genophage, something that should never have happened. Mordin spends a lot of time dodging guilt over it, Paragon Shepard is just trying to get him to admit it.

    Alright hot shot.

    Pop quiz.

    You're in Mordin's spot. What do you do?

    Keep in mind, you will be graded.

    If the galaxy is engulfed in civil war, you probably didn't get an A.

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  • never dienever die Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    never die wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Daris wrote: »
    Mass Effect 2 goes a long way to make Paragon Shepard not look like a pussy. Renegade Shepard needs no help to look like an overcompensating chump though.

    Paragon Shepard is still a bit of a self righteous asshole of course.

    Mordin's loyalty, f'rinstance.

    I mean, he had a point. He was kind of an ass about it, but still
    Mordin did help continue the Genophage, something that should never have happened. Mordin spends a lot of time dodging guilt over it, Paragon Shepard is just trying to get him to admit it.

    Alright hot shot.

    Pop quiz.

    You're in Mordin's spot. What do you do?

    Keep in mind, you will be graded.

    If the galaxy is engulfed in civil war, you probably didn't get an A.

    I will give you that part of the point was that there was no easy answer. At the same time, the Krogan had just fought a brutal war against the Rachni to protect all of the other races. It is extremely shitty to reward them with a disease that cripples their ability to give birth. I get the idea that the Krogan were kind of like orcs at that time, but they had just gotten a vested interest in working in the politics after fighting the Rachni War. The way I understood it diplomacy wasn't even tried, they just went straight to biological warfare.

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Krogan are about last on the list of species who I want to help in ME3

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  • big lbig l Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dox the PI wrote: »
    Krogan are about last on the list of species who I want to help in ME3

    But Wrex!

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  • CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    If the galaxy is engulfed in civil war

    Not to be pedantic, but how is the Krogan Rebellion a civil war?

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Wolfprint wrote: »
    zllehs wrote: »
    *sigh*

    Quick ME2 question guys...

    After the big talk with the illusive man i chose to go and gather the rest of my crew before i attempted to acquire the reaper IFF
    as you all know you meet a Geth towards the end of the mission and take him with you on to the normandy

    but acquiring the reaper IFF set a few things into motion
    most notably being the collectors boarding the normandy and abducting the crew once Shepard and the crew leave for a task or whatever

    anyways when thats over with apparently then now its time to commence the suicide mission
    i chose to not go right away and take care of some stuff around the ship
    once the conversation is over with i appear back in the CIC and EDI informs me that
    the geth is ready to be activated

    so my question is
    if i chose to acquire the reaper IFF earlier and hence get the geth earlier would that mean that he would have been part of my crew earlier too?
    would i have been able to take him on other missions with me?
    did i REALLY just beat 90% of the game without a member of my crew that i couldve had a long time ago? -__-

    please note that i haven't actually activated the geth yet

    No. Getting the IFF will trigger a two-mission countdown. So to run around with your secret squadmate, you need to give up on your crew.
    Two missions does mean that you can get him loyal without sacrificing anyone, though.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    If the galaxy is engulfed in civil war

    Not to be pedantic, but how is the Krogan Rebellion a civil war?

    Salarian STG not dealing with a threat to the council, Turians getting genocidal, not likely, but it could spiral.

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    never die wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    never die wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Daris wrote: »
    Mass Effect 2 goes a long way to make Paragon Shepard not look like a pussy. Renegade Shepard needs no help to look like an overcompensating chump though.

    Paragon Shepard is still a bit of a self righteous asshole of course.

    Mordin's loyalty, f'rinstance.

    I mean, he had a point. He was kind of an ass about it, but still
    Mordin did help continue the Genophage, something that should never have happened. Mordin spends a lot of time dodging guilt over it, Paragon Shepard is just trying to get him to admit it.

    Alright hot shot.

    Pop quiz.

    You're in Mordin's spot. What do you do?

    Keep in mind, you will be graded.

    If the galaxy is engulfed in civil war, you probably didn't get an A.

    I will give you that part of the point was that there was no easy answer. At the same time, the Krogan had just fought a brutal war against the Rachni to protect all of the other races. It is extremely shitty to reward them with a disease that cripples their ability to give birth. I get the idea that the Krogan were kind of like orcs at that time, but they had just gotten a vested interest in working in the politics after fighting the Rachni War. The way I understood it diplomacy wasn't even tried, they just went straight to biological warfare.

    I got the impression diplomacy was tried but didn't work because while the mutilated corpses of the negotiators were en route back to the Citadel the Krogan had invaded and slaughtered another x number of systems.

    I mean yhe Krogans can't even stop killing each other long enough to deal with the fallout of the genophage (well unless Wrez manages it) and came from a society where whether or not one can do something is almost entirely decided by whether or not one can be stopped from doing it. I don't see negotiations working out.

    Basically the history I got as that the Krogan were just flat out steamrolling systems and their defenses and until the genophage cut their endless supply of reinforcments there was pretty much jack and shit the council could do to stop them.

    Now for awhile I did question how they had the infrastucture to sustain such an expansion but then I realized they were kind of the military arm of the council during and, I assume at least initially, immediately following the Rachni Wars so I guess they probably would have already been in control of a huge fleet of ships :P

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So I started a 4th play through. Going vanguard because apparently its the hip new thing among kids these days.

    There is some method I can edit my save to give me a million resources right? Really don't want to sit through all that scanning again.

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    If the galaxy is engulfed in civil war

    Not to be pedantic, but how is the Krogan Rebellion a civil war?

    From a certain standpoint you could view the Krogan rebellion as the military arm of the council rising up and attempting to take over.

    An attempted military coup d'état might be closer I guess?

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Rami wrote: »
    So I started a 4th play through. Going vanguard because apparently its the hip new thing among kids these days.

    There is some method I can edit my save to give me a million resources right? Really don't want to sit through all that scanning again.

    You might be able to find a save game editor.

    In my experience I've found I can just scan systems I do missions in and with the bonus starting resources I get I always end up with a ton of left over resources by the end of the game.

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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    If the galaxy is engulfed in civil war

    Not to be pedantic, but how is the Krogan Rebellion a civil war?

    From a certain standpoint you could view the Krogan rebellion as the military arm of the council rising up and attempting to take over.

    An attempted military coup d'état might be closer I guess?

    Much closer than the image "galaxy-wide civil war" conjures up, anyway. The fact that the genophage was so readily accepted pretty much proves it: it was everyone versus the Krogan. And the Krogan aren't exactly the type to have quietly infiltrated every institution in Council space.

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Plus I'm sure that the Turians and Salarians have come up with a back up plan to bomb tutchanka to peieces again if something bad happens

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Dox the PI wrote: »
    Plus I'm sure that the Turians and Salarians have come up with a back up plan to bomb tutchanka to peieces again if something bad happens

    Well, yeah.

    Actually, come to think the most likely response is just Turians starting a purge.

    Complete Krogan extinction.

    Which, probably not the best thing for Krogans.

    Mordin thought it all through, if you listen. Felt guilty, but couldn't think of an alternative. Calling him evil for it doesn't bring up anything he hasn't asked himself. Just you haven't bothered to run the numbers.

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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Would the Turians be able to pull it off?

    It's fairly apparent that the Krogan culture would prefer a bloody, painful obliteration over a few years/decades/however long to....a biological weapon they weren't even aware of until well after the fact. I can't say I blame them. But, at the same time, would there be any Krogan left?

    (I'm assuming the Turians could, but I don't know myself.)

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  • never dienever die Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Synthesis wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    If the galaxy is engulfed in civil war

    Not to be pedantic, but how is the Krogan Rebellion a civil war?

    From a certain standpoint you could view the Krogan rebellion as the military arm of the council rising up and attempting to take over.

    An attempted military coup d'état might be closer I guess?

    Much closer than the image "galaxy-wide civil war" conjures up, anyway. The fact that the genophage was so readily accepted pretty much proves it: it was everyone versus the Krogan. And the Krogan aren't exactly the type to have quietly infiltrated every institution in Council space.

    I don't remember it being readily accepted. The codex entry on it itself mentions how controversial the decision was.

    I'm not arguing that Mordin is a monster, and I don't think that was the point of Mordin's mission. even if the action is for a right reason, the action itself might not be right. And at the begining Mordin was pretty much in denial of the fact that it was a morally horrible thing to do. He comes around, and I think that was the idea Paragon Shepard was pushing for.

    It also has the side affect that if the Genophage does ever get reversed, you have a bunch of pissed off Krogans upset about the fact that everyone just set by while horrors committed against them. It really didn't help relations with the Krogan at all, just repressed them from being able to continue to fight.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Synthesis wrote: »
    Would the Turians be able to pull it off?

    It's fairly apparent that the Krogan culture would prefer a bloody, painful obliteration over a few years/decades/however long to....a biological weapon they weren't even aware of until well after the fact. I can't say I blame them. But, at the same time, would there be any Krogan left?

    (I'm assuming the Turians could, but I don't know myself.)

    They'd hit as soon as the first genophage resistant Krogans became public knowledge. Not before they started expanding, maybe, but probably well before Krogans could take many worlds. And Turians would have orbital superiority something fierce. A few stolen pirate ships versus the biggest fleet in the galaxy means orbital bombardment.

    And Turians, with the exception of Homo Sapiens have never left a foe able to fight. Official doctrine is to crush the enemy so thoroughly they can never cause you trouble again. And if the genophage is self curing, annihilation's the only play open by their standards.

    Also, the genophage is finally working as intended.

    Wrex, Okeer, the Shaman? Some folks are finally trying to change Krogan culture as a matter of survival. Every previous attempt to teach Krogans to play nice?

    It didn't go good.

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  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm not sure how effective orbital bombardment would be. Tuchanka is a wasteland, and the ME2 setting is representative of its clan centers: giant underground bunkers. Considering how long doomed surface-dwelling Alliance marines were able to survive turian terrorism, coupled with krogan hardiness, I don't think it'd be effective. Which, if I recall, is why they went to the genophage in the first place.

    It'd be a long bloody ground battle otherwise.
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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    That's how I wonder about the effectiveness. The Krogans already obliterated all their cities--and then they got powerful. That's the opposite of part of the Turian strategy, from what I understand.

    I get the feeling it would take a very long time to be thorough, and you'd still be left with a small number of Krogan who decided to lay low while the other 99% had the time of their lives, dying in glorious battle.

    But I could be seriously underestimating the Turians.

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    You don't need to kill all of the Krogan to crush them in a war, just have to keep them planet bound.

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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    True. And that would be particularly applicable to the Krogan.

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  • Katsuhiro 1139Katsuhiro 1139 Dublin, IrelandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I love how cyclical this thread is. I read it every day, because the sense of humour on display is fantastic, but you do see thematic trends cropping up every ten pages or so.

    I'm Katsuhiro, and this is my favourite thread on the forum.

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  • klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    One line I want to hear somewhere while shopping in ME3:

    "I'm Conrad Verner, and this is my favourite store in the Citadel."

    Possibly with a short WTF moment from Shepard.

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  • Katsuhiro 1139Katsuhiro 1139 Dublin, IrelandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Did they ever patch the Conrad is always renegade-d bug on the 360? That was something that always niggled me.

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