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Da er vi i gang : Hurtigruten – Minutt for minutt

Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
edited June 2011 in Singularity Engine++
We have a lot of fun on these forums, but as enlightened
members of the soon-to-be singularity we have a respons
ibility to use our brainpower to solve some of the problem
s that plague our so-called society?

The good news is, we have really Narrowed It Down on why our teenagers have so many STDs!

And it's all on one old-fashioned: hyperlink
Did you know there is a place in Las Vegas you can go to and burn Bibles while making sex sessions with random women dressed up like the Easter Bunny and little bubble bees? Has anyone told you that you can be apart of a week long journey of hazy drug male sin docking, with married men? Anyone ever tell you about a group of meth laced lollipop lickers, dancing to Satanic drum beats, while semen demons and devil whores dance in sexual gyrations? Have you ever heard of stories about a fiery idol being burned to celebrate deviancy against God? If so, you most likely are hearing the horrid tales of a festival called “Burning Man”, which is a annually held music festival to celebrate everything anti-American and anti-morals.


What is Burning Man?
Burning Man is an annual, week long drug slinger festival sponsored by Hot Topic, that is held in the Blackhole Desert in the northern part of Las Vegas. Burning Man is a week long festival of book burning, anti-God worship and baby eating babble that only Satan himself would be able to fondle himself over.

At each party, the party goers are encouraged to create their own false idols which they will later on burn and dance around as they joyfully sin in hopes to arouse Satan in a erotic fantasy of orgasms.

Who Goes to Burning Man?
Besides the copious amounts of fecal flinging, sex addicted homosexuals, the clown dressed midgets and bath salt sniffing hippies, you can see a wide variety of God hating sinners. Burning man usually consists of around 122,500 to 182,805 people looking to reenact scenes that would make a Roman bath house look like the softest form of downloadable .avi porn on the internet.

The whore women are asked to weird the most outlandish outfits and to make sure that woman have their milk sacks exposed or to at least have moist camel hump noticeable in the tight shorts. It is very common to see women in Old Navy hot pants, Hot Topic fish nets and cut up Dirty Shirty bosom tops with words like “My Dad Says I’m Cute” or “I Always Get Backstage” smeared across them. Men are told to dress up like something you would see out of a nightmarish San Fransisco leather parade and that you can show bare chest only if you have a sculptured solid body.

Pretty much if you asked a gps to look for a group of ugly people who play with necromantic black magic and love to partake in a oily interracial sex orgy, it would point you right to this desert festival of gluttonous fornication.


What Goes on at Burning Man?
What the immature amounts of female nudity and exposed male sin snakes isn’t enough? Or how about the naked tug of war games or the false idol constructions? Or to top it off, how about large amounts of gay men tip toeing in the desert, hammering out male on male mouth sex acts, while hippies cheer them on and take photos to upload to their Twitter accounts.

Have you every heard of a “STD Party”? If not, a STD Party is were groups of disease infested party goers, like our Burning Man friends here and they sign up on a list stating which STD they have. Once on the list, they are able to look at others on the list and see which type of STD they want to swap. Once they pick out their fancy, they met up in a what they call “Caring Tent” and partake in a sandy act of sexual transfusion and Satanic pleasures.

Parties like these are what caused the black plague in England. Unmoral, non-God loving drunks would have multiple sex insertion sessions with unwashed privates parts from multiple people and would spread sickness across the lands. If we don’t stop this, America will be facing the same low t-cell count destiny.



If the STD parties don’t tickle your penile or baby hole fancy, you can always join in on the animal sacrifices or take a demonic journey in the acid trip sweat rooms.

Dancing to “drummed and based” music is also a very popular event. So if you’re a maniac for dancing under the Devil’s desert disco ball, you will have a place to call home.

So if you want to ride first class on hell’s 747 or have your body riddled with illnesses, hop in your car and drink from the devil’s pleasure cup. If you want to be bless with eternal life then band with us and say no to this false paradise of gang banging hussies and phallic exposing maestros.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    You know that's an Onion-style website, right?

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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The thing I find most offensive about that post is that Burning Man is nowhere near Vegas.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal Flo-ridaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Apparently they have found the only image that is too sinful for the internet

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    CK you activated their trap card.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited June 2011
    what are bubble bees

    are they like bumble bees

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  • CowSharkCowShark Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Christwire is a parody site. They also have articles about how Glee (and The Golden Girls) turn youths into deviants and/or homosexuals.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    You know that's an Onion-style website, right?

    yes sir it has 15,000 Likes on Facebook and the author uses the term "male on male mouth sex acts"

    but it does raise the interesting question of where all our STDs are coming from?? I think: the Mediterranean

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    We need to hijack this thread into something worthwhile, if it doesn't just get locked for being pointless.

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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    CowShark wrote: »
    Christwire is a parody site. They also have articles about how Glee (and The Golden Girls) turn youths into deviants and/or homosexuals.

    So they do post some factual articles on there, then?

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Actually, reading through the comments is sort of an interesting mirror to the people getting outraged over onion articles on facebook

    butt hijack away

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited June 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    We need to hijack this thread into something worthwhile, if it doesn't just get locked for being pointless.

    there are norwegian boats to be watched

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  • CowSharkCowShark Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The article on The Golden Girls is totally rad.

    A++ forever.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    If Glee won't make you into a gay sexual deviant nothing will.

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Parody site. Damn, I was hoping to swap some STD's this summer.

    Anyone wanna trade some herpes for a bit of chlamydia?

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO ROLLING STAAAAAAAAAAAAART Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    they probably came from people they had sexual intercourse with who already had the STDs

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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Best title change ever.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    CowShark wrote: »
    Christwire is a parody site. They also have articles about how Glee (and The Golden Girls) turn youths into deviants and/or homosexuals.

    Victoria Jackson (that incredibly forgettable SNL cast member in the late 80s and early 90s) said unironically that Glee is turning kids gay.

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    i'm the sole source of all stds

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2011
    this is a good thread
    people who somehow think that ck thought this was in earnest are dumb

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    CowShark wrote: »
    Christwire is a parody site. They also have articles about how Glee (and The Golden Girls) turn youths into deviants and/or homosexuals.

    Victoria Jackson (that incredibly forgettable SNL cast member in the late 80s and early 90s) said unironically that Glee is turning kids gay.

    well it does sort of glamorize homosexuality.....

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    We need to hijack this thread into something worthwhile, if it doesn't just get locked for being pointless.

    there are norwegian boats to be watched

    But the direktesending has been avsluttet!

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  • TleilaxuTleilaxu Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    CowShark wrote: »
    Christwire is a parody site. They also have articles about how Glee (and The Golden Girls) turn youths into deviants and/or homosexuals.

    Wait, wait, wait. Are you saying The Golden Girls weren't supposed to do that to me?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2011
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    CowShark wrote: »
    Christwire is a parody site. They also have articles about how Glee (and The Golden Girls) turn youths into deviants and/or homosexuals.

    Victoria Jackson (that incredibly forgettable SNL cast member in the late 80s and early 90s) said unironically that Glee is turning kids gay.

    well it does sort of glamorize homosexuality.....

    In what way?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    We need to hijack this thread into something worthwhile, if it doesn't just get locked for being pointless.

    there are norwegian boats to be watched

    jesus, some of the comments on that
    Fryktelig kjedelig å bare se baugen av båten i åpen sjø..Hvorfor ikke legge ut i hjørnene av tv-bildet “farten på båten” et lite kartverk og ellers intresange instrumenter vi kan se på samtidig..Bare når vi ser baugen..Klarer dere det skal æ applaudere..Ellers god tur..

    I mean, what the fuck is wrong with people?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2011
  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited June 2011
    Arang wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    We need to hijack this thread into something worthwhile, if it doesn't just get locked for being pointless.

    there are norwegian boats to be watched

    But the direktesending has been avsluttet!

    the gay kids are fluffling up the internet

    depriving me of my norewegian nautical hurtigrutens

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I really like the line about Roman bath houses because they were so much more vile.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
    CowShark wrote: »
    Christwire is a parody site. They also have articles about how Glee (and The Golden Girls) turn youths into deviants and/or homosexuals.

    Victoria Jackson (that incredibly forgettable SNL cast member in the late 80s and early 90s) said unironically that Glee is turning kids gay.

    well it does sort of glamorize homosexuality.....

    In what way?

    it implies that homosexuals will become popular, will get to hang out with the cool teachers, will get to spend time with neat/fun celebs, will get to be on/in shows with high production values, etc.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    A bishop in NY said that New York will turn into North Korea if it legalizes same-sex marriage.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    i think we're forgetting about the biggest problem our society faces in this day and age: swamp ass/ballsweat/funky junk

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahVDIWQxN6I

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  • LTMLTM Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    We need to hijack this thread into something worthwhile, if it doesn't just get locked for being pointless.

    there are norwegian boats to be watched

    jesus, some of the comments on that
    Fryktelig kjedelig å bare se baugen av båten i åpen sjø..Hvorfor ikke legge ut i hjørnene av tv-bildet “farten på båten” et lite kartverk og ellers intresange instrumenter vi kan se på samtidig..Bare når vi ser baugen..Klarer dere det skal æ applaudere..Ellers god tur..

    I mean, what the fuck is wrong with people?

    :^:

    I probably laughed harder than was warranted at this post.

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    actually i am turning kids gay

    hello

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User
    edited June 2011
    A bishop in NY said that New York will turn into North Korea if it legalizes same-sex marriage.

    is north korea secretly FABULOUS and i've been lied to this entire time?

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    We need to hijack this thread into something worthwhile, if it doesn't just get locked for being pointless.

    there are norwegian boats to be watched

    jesus, some of the comments on that
    Fryktelig kjedelig å bare se baugen av båten i åpen sjø..Hvorfor ikke legge ut i hjørnene av tv-bildet “farten på båten” et lite kartverk og ellers intresange instrumenter vi kan se på samtidig..Bare når vi ser baugen..Klarer dere det skal æ applaudere..Ellers god tur..

    I mean, what the fuck is wrong with people?

    makes me sick

    sidenote: "hurtigruten" looks like the most fun word ever, why can't we have more words like that

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    geek i am shaking my head at you

    I know full well that you are not terribly fond of me.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
    who's up for a round of hurtigruten down at the park?

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2011
    crwth wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    actually i am turning kids gay

    hello

    little kids get one look of me and they like

    'want to shove my butt into his butt'

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    We need to hijack this thread into something worthwhile, if it doesn't just get locked for being pointless.

    there are norwegian boats to be watched

    jesus, some of the comments on that
    Fryktelig kjedelig å bare se baugen av båten i åpen sjø..Hvorfor ikke legge ut i hjørnene av tv-bildet “farten på båten” et lite kartverk og ellers intresange instrumenter vi kan se på samtidig..Bare når vi ser baugen..Klarer dere det skal æ applaudere..Ellers god tur..

    I mean, what the fuck is wrong with people?
    It's incredibly boring to see nothing but the bow of the boat in open water.. Why not put in the corners of the tv-picture "the speed of the boat" a small map and other intersting instruments we can watch at the same time..Only while we're watching the bow..If you can manage this I will applaud..Have a good trip..

    some people just don't know a lot of Norwegian

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    who's up for a round of hurtigruten down at the park?

    I'll bring the fallsiminpalamin!

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