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The [mini]Phalla where Alegis got me killed by Darian --GAME OVER

RendRend Registered User regular
edited June 2011 in Critical Failures
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It is a day in phalla like any other. Blarnfidel runs the latest in their proto-phallae, players are voting, villages are failing, orders are made and executed. But on this particular order of this particular day, Alegis got Ringo killed by Darian.

How did this seemingly obscure event even occur? What convoluted series of events could have led to this point? Surely this was not another misdirection or even called kill from one player to another. Those things happen rarely if ever, and certainly not to a player with the prestige of Ringo.

No, this was different. This was bigger. This was bigger than anyone knew, this was something nobody ever expected.

This was how Alegis got Ringo killed by Darian.
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Hello everybody!

This will be a miniphalla for 20 players. Prepare yourself for the following elements:
(a) Largely traditional gameplay
(2) A sweeping epic of a story.

Seriously. Ringo died for this. This will be nothing if not awesome.

Sign up in something bold
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LIST OF PLAYERS ON THE STAGE
1. Phyphor - Winston Churchill (Undead Wartime Prime Minister of Britain) - VILLAGER - Determined to have Ringo's worst interests at heart
2. 38th Doe - Tony Fadell (Inventor of the Ipod) - VILLAGER - Died to the vote
3. Turkson - Ayman Al Zawahiri (Leader of Al Qaeda) - VILLAGER - Alegis had him killed by Darian
4. Balefuego - Infidel (Writes Code) - BUS DRIVER - Alegis had him killed by darian[/QUOTE]
5. Langly
6. Infidel
7. Zellpher
8. Alegis - James Bond (International Man of Mystery) - VILLAGE VIGILANTE - Killed by Alegis
9. Zandracon - Alegis (Got Ringo Killed By Darian) - MAFIA - Arrested, tried, and executed.
10. Tayrun
11. Spoit
12. Peccavi
13. Kime - Genghis Khan (Warlord of the Mongols) - MAFIA - Alegis got him killed by Darian
14. B:L - Barack Obama (President of the United States) - VILLAGER - Assassinated by Alegis
15. Crimsoncoyote - Link (Hero of Time) - VILLAGER - Assassinated by a secret agent
16. Baidol - Bill Gates (Chief Executive Officer of Microsoft) - VILLAGER - Alegis had him killed by Darian
17. Kuhlmeye
18. Vagrant Winds - Blarney (Makes Spreadsheets) - SEER - Alegis had him killed by Darian
19. Cythraul - Benedict XIV (Holy Cather of the Catholic Church) - VILLAGER - Voted out
20. Lemminghead - [REDACTED] (Leader of the Illuminati) - VILLAGER - Assassinated by a Secret Agent

Rend on
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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I need to be mafia more in minis

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    LOL This can't be missed.

    38thDoe on
    38thDoE on steam 
    🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀🦑🦀
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    TurksonTurkson Near the mountains of ColoradoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    !Sign up

    I'm going to be a vigilante again, aren't I?

    Turkson on
    oh h*ck
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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Oh dear

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The series of posts that made the idea for this game were great. Sign up.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Well I guess I'm obligated.

    Infidel on
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    ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    sign up!

    Zellpher on
    The empire never ended.
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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    ahahahaahaha

    am I able to sign up and play a different part in this story as an actor?
    I will be Alegis that is not Alegis

    Alegis on
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    ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    hurf

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    TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    !Signup, I am intrigued.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    herp derp

    Spoit on
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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    sign up

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    This can only end well

    kime on
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    !herp derp

    B:L on
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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    !signup for my bromance <3

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    !for Ringo

    Baidol on
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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    so who is this Ringo chap anyways?

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    so in

    kuhlmeye on
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    vagrant_windsvagrant_winds Overworked Mysterious Eldritch Horror Hunter XX Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    !big name player coming through

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    sign me uppp!!!!

    Cythraul on
    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Alegis wrote: »
    so who is this Ringo chap anyways?

    I don't know, I think the host is mistaken. That is very clearly a Dingo and not a Ringo

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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    My goal this game is to not die in a stupid way.

    I don't see this happening :(

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    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    kime

    wait... did we start?

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    Confusion will be my epitaph
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    LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    hahahaha

    !sign up

    I promise not to not have internet :P

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    REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    HOW DID I MISS THIS?

    Dolores, I blame YOU for being 3 minuets faster than I.

    !Reserve

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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Tiny mini is tiny :(

    !RESERVE UP

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    That's my girl, way to go lemming!

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    MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Reserve

    Gonna go cry in a corner. How could I not have been involved in killing Ringo!?

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
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    LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Hehe, I'm just a ninja like that. :)

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cythraul wrote: »
    kime

    wait... did we start?

    Ahhh, a grudge I deserve. Good times :)

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Matev wrote: »
    Reserve

    Gonna go cry in a corner. How could I not have been involved in killing Ringo!?

    Some people just want to kill Ringo more

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Lemming I feel like we should take pride in being a mason group that was basically completely inactive as a whole.

    Balefuego on
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    TurksonTurkson Near the mountains of ColoradoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Let's see...general Phalla rules:

    1) Kime is always evil
    2) There will be gender confusion regarding at least three posters
    3) Turkson is always a vig
    4) ?

    Turkson on
    oh h*ck
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    RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Wait did Cythraul out himself as a seer to kime?

    Cythraul!

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Role PMs are going out.

    Vote will close at 9 pacific. Day 1 will go until Saturday at 9.
    Game does not begin until Day 0 narration is up.

    Rend on
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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Turkson wrote: »
    Let's see...general Phalla rules:

    1) Kime is always evil
    2) There will be gender confusion regarding at least three posters
    3) Turkson is always a vig
    4) B:L is Never Evil
    5) ?

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    B:L is never evil but nevertheless always does his best to get village specials killed

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    LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Lemming I feel like we should take pride in being a mason group that was basically completely inactive as a whole.
    We were the BEST mason group. EVAR.

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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    DAY 0

    There was much talk about the recent events. A United States Navy SEAL team had just killed Osama Bin Laden. News reporters swarmed around ground zero to ask those who traveled by it what they thought of the news. People reflected, people celebrated, people talked.

    But very few people knew.

    "Well, everything so far is going according to plan then," Alegis said.

    "Osama Bin Laden was simply in the way. With him dead, there will be confusion and unrest in the middle east. American outposts will be on high alert, and the news will be paying little attention to less significant matters," Darian replied.

    "Indeed, Darian. Just make sure you're ready."

    "Ready to kill Ringo?...

    ...I was born ready, Alegis."

    VOTE FOR SOMEONE IN RED WHO YOU THINK IS TRYING TO GET RINGO KILLED BY DARIAN.

    DAY 0 DEATHS
    Rend - Osama Bin Laden (Dead Leader of Al Qaeda) - Villager - Killed by Darian

    Rend on
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    RendRend Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Day 1 has begun

    Rend on
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