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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2011
    inq, have you played custom robo


    they should do a mechwarrior game that is just that

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Here's what I got in my inventory so far.
    Spoiler:

    If I'm doing my math right, I should have 11480 nuyen left.
    Also, I should probably ditch the taser.
    If I use gel rounds on one gun, it kinda eliminates the need for it.

    Unless you're doing something silly like using two guns at the same time, it would be easier just to ditch one of your pistols

  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Holy hell Scott Adams stop saying awful things.

    That would mean he'd be drawing more Dilbert. It's really a lose-lose situation.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    inq, have you played custom robo


    they should do a mechwarrior game that is just that

    Son.

    I used to play custom robo on my DS against Sarksus over the interwebs.

    I did my time in those trenches.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Quid wrote: »
    God I love steak plates.

    Aren't those just plates made out of wood?

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  • CindersCinders And all the pieces matter Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So, what should I do with the remaining 10k?

    Anything I'm forgetting?

  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Also: what is an empathy sensor?

    edit: you don't have a smartlink, or a commlink.

    And Thom would say you have a dearth of ammunition

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    God I love steak plates.

    Aren't those just plates made out of wood?

    This is Hawaii. The plate is styrofoam.

    PSN: allenquid
  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza We sell products... ...and get in ROBOTS!Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I accidentally performed a rather annoying experiment in my car today. Apparently Cologne bottle + Bank ATM card underneath said cologne bottle + extreme heat = melting of the magnetic strip entirely. It is not yet known if the heat played a role or if you can do it with just cologne. I don't know why anyone would want to even try this. Unless you hate life, and fun, and life-fun. Or Unless you enjoy explaining to the bank assistant that your fucking signature is a signature and not a fucking stamp or some kind of machine created emblem that can be replicated to exact specs of another signature that was signed over 5 years ago.... Bank of America is prejudice against people who use random swirls as a signature!




    edit: also the girl that I am having problems with just offered me sex as a consolation prize for getting dumped by her. Should I take the deal Y/N?


    Hint: I'm taking the deal. I will hold a poll on wether I should A.) Superman dat hoe! or B.) Spiderman dat hoe!


    A detailed explanation for layman:

    Superman that hoe

    Ingredients....

    1 already made hoe (in this case I chose latina but your tastes may vary)
    1 sheet that is thin enough to become stuck without falling off.
    1. Yo dick
    millions of. You sperm

    Directions:

    1.You take yo dick and put you sperm onto the back of Dat already made hoe of your choice
    2. Spread it around for the maximum amount of stick
    3. Attach sheet and watch the fun! Bonus if your sheets are red and or Superman sheets!

    Serves 10

    Spiderman Dat hoe
    Spoiler:

    We sell fights and get into products.
  • CindersCinders And all the pieces matter Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    Also: what is an empathy sensor?

    It's software from arsenal. Gives you a bonus to your dice pool for social tests and judge intentions tests.

  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    Welp.

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Also: what is an empathy sensor?

    It's software from arsenal. Gives you a bonus to your dice pool for social tests and judge intentions tests.

    yes, but what is it running on?

    The only possible cameras you have listed are the guncams in the smartgun system, but you don't have a smartlink to receive their feeds.

    Also pointing a gun at someone to observe their mood is very likely to change that mood dramatically.

  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I accidentally performed a rather annoying experiment in my car today. Apparently Cologne + Bank ATM card + extreme heat = melting of the magnetic strip entirely. It is not yet known if the heat played a role or if you can do it with just cologne. I don't know why anyone would want to. Unless you enjoy explaining to the bank assistant that your fucking signature is a signature and not a fucking stamp or some kind of machine created emblem that can be replicated to exact specs of another signature that was signed over 5 years ago.... Bank of America is prejudice against people who use random swirls as a signature!

    Why are you at BofA anyhow? Go local/community. They're FDIC same as those bastards, but typically less bastardy.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    inq, have you played custom robo


    they should do a mechwarrior game that is just that

    Son.

    I used to play custom robo on my DS against Sarksus over the interwebs.

    I did my time in those trenches.

    aw, that's pretty cute

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I am very pleased with my current mech lance. :D

    What are you packing?

    We settled on a 230 ton drop limit, standard 4 mech lance.

    All the mechs are on a C3 network with the heaviest having the master and the rest slaves.

    We've got a pretty speedy 35 tonner with ECM, and two snub nose PPCs, should hopefully be a real thorn in the enemy side and get up close for good C3 bonuses.

    We've got a Medium mech, forget the exact tonnage, but he can jump 6 and has an LBX-20, so we are hoping to have him as a good surprise finisher for hopping in and shredding crits.

    Then we've got the two sluggers, a heavy and an assault. The heavy as a heavy PPC and a gauss rifle, and the assault and two PPCs and two gauss rifles. Hoping that these guys will be able to provide some devastating long range fire via the C3 network.

    There's also a smattering of lasers on the mechs as well, mostly to fill out tonage, but those are the primary weapons.

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    what made her suggest that

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
  • EddyEddy pale Gengars I loved beside Cerulean CaveRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    You should tell her to get a nice vibrator.

    And then tell her that you know how to kill two birds with one stone.

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  • CindersCinders And all the pieces matter Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Don't cybereyes come with eye recording units included?

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I am very pleased with my current mech lance. :D

    What are you packing?

    We settled on a 230 ton drop limit, standard 4 mech lance.

    All the mechs are on a C3 network with the heaviest having the master and the rest slaves.

    We've got a pretty speedy 35 tonner with ECM, and two snub nose PPCs, should hopefully be a real thorn in the enemy side and get up close for good C3 bonuses.

    We've got a Medium mech, forget the exact tonnage, but he can jump 6 and has an LBX-20, so we are hoping to have him as a good surprise finisher for hopping in and shredding crits.

    Then we've got the two sluggers, a heavy and an assault. The heavy as a heavy PPC and a gauss rifle, and the assault and two PPCs and two gauss rifles. Hoping that these guys will be able to provide some devastating long range fire via the C3 network.

    There's also a smattering of lasers on the mechs as well, mostly to fill out tonage, but those are the primary weapons.

    Cool.

    BTw: are you aware of Megamek? It is the business.

    edit: and if in the future you are looking for a balanced fight (which is not a good idea for a PvE type campaign, btw) might want to look into the Battle Value system for choosing your forces.

  • MimMim Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    If you buy one, send it to me if you're not going to use it.

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  • Charlie_Foxtrot2Charlie_Foxtrot2 Registered User
    edited June 2011
    I'm really dumb and my friends aren't really that nerdy.


    How do you even play Shadowrun and DnD?

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    You should tell her to get a nice vibrator.

    And then tell her that you know how to kill two birds with one stone.

    Vibrating cock ring?

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  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Zampanov wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    what made her suggest that

    She knows that I never have sex, and she thinks I'm depriving myself.

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • EddyEddy pale Gengars I loved beside Cerulean CaveRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    At a law forum I occasionally peruse, (how nerdy does that sound?) everyone constantly picwhores in the chat thread. And everyone who posts a pic is either pretty good looking or ugly as sin. What I can conclude from this is that only these two types of people who want to be seen by other people on the internet. The former for obvious reasons; the latter in some sick desire to make others feel their twisted pain.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I am very pleased with my current mech lance. :D

    What are you packing?

    We settled on a 230 ton drop limit, standard 4 mech lance.

    All the mechs are on a C3 network with the heaviest having the master and the rest slaves.

    We've got a pretty speedy 35 tonner with ECM, and two snub nose PPCs, should hopefully be a real thorn in the enemy side and get up close for good C3 bonuses.

    We've got a Medium mech, forget the exact tonnage, but he can jump 6 and has an LBX-20, so we are hoping to have him as a good surprise finisher for hopping in and shredding crits.

    Then we've got the two sluggers, a heavy and an assault. The heavy as a heavy PPC and a gauss rifle, and the assault and two PPCs and two gauss rifles. Hoping that these guys will be able to provide some devastating long range fire via the C3 network.

    There's also a smattering of lasers on the mechs as well, mostly to fill out tonage, but those are the primary weapons.

    Cool.

    BTw: are you aware of Megamek? It is the business.

    edit: and if in the future you are looking for a balanced fight (which is not a good idea for a PvE type campaign, btw) might want to look into the Battle Value system for choosing your forces.

    I was not aware of megamek. I've been using Solaris Skunk Werks for designing the mechs though and its been super nice.

    Our group has always balanced around tonnage (but most of us played only back when we were very young, and are just getting back into it). We've never tried balancing around BV, but, that does make a lot of sense to balance around. What's a good BV to shoot for to have a decent lance v lance fight?

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    what made her suggest that

    She knows that I never have sex, and she thinks I'm depriving myself.

    You are. Go have sex.

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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Don't cybereyes come with eye recording units included?

    You didn't list cybereyes

  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    what made her suggest that

    She knows that I never have sex, and she thinks I'm depriving myself.

    You are. Go have sex.

    Haha. I wish.

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    what made her suggest that

    She knows that I never have sex, and she thinks I'm depriving myself.

    You are. Go have sex.

    Haha. I wish.

    Where do you live? In driving distance of me? :P

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I never had sex until someone told me to go have sex and now I get laid every day!

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Our group has always balanced around tonnage (but most of us played only back when we were very young, and are just getting back into it). We've never tried balancing around BV, but, that does make a lot of sense to balance around. What's a good BV to shoot for to have a decent lance v lance fight?

    Depends on what kind of tech you want to bring to the table.

    EG: A lance vs. lance fight of 3025 era Inner Sphere medium mechs is probably 3000-4000 BV. Heavy clan mechs would be more like 10000 I think (edit: since for clan it would be a star not a lance make that 12-13k).

    edit: and the reason I said balancing based on BV is a bad idea for a PvE campaign is it tends to produce pretty "fair" fights with extremely heavy casulties on both sides. As in far too heavy to have any kind of ongoing continuity as very few pilots / mechs survive from mission to mission.

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    what made her suggest that

    She knows that I never have sex, and she thinks I'm depriving myself.

    You are. Go have sex.

    Haha. I wish.

    Why can't you have sex with the girl?

  • CindersCinders And all the pieces matter Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Don't cybereyes come with eye recording units included?

    You didn't list cybereyes

    Whoops, I meant to put rating 3 cybereyes above vision enhancement.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Green Lantern is indeed pictures in rapid series as to give the impression of motion.

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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Green Lantern is indeed pictures in rapid series as to give the impression of motion.

    The movie that just came out? I guess...I was more concerned about the volume in the theater. I saw it at midnight though so that might have been my problem.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm really dumb and my friends aren't really that nerdy.


    How do you even play Shadowrun and DnD?

    You don't have to be nerdy to play the latest dnd version. It's a board game that lets you do whatever the hell you want.

    PSN: allenquid
  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Don't cybereyes come with eye recording units included?

    You didn't list cybereyes

    Whoops, I meant to put rating 3 cybereyes above vision enhancement.

    Well, you have 9 capacity in those eyes for nice things like a smartlink and flare compensators and low-light vision

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