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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2011
    inq, have you played custom robo


    they should do a mechwarrior game that is just that

    Nerdgasmic on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Here's what I got in my inventory so far.
    2 rating 4 fake SIN
    Armor clothing
    Yahmaha Pulsar
    AR gloves
    2 Hammerli 620s
    Tailored Pheremones rating 3
    Vision Enhancement Rating 3
    Empathy Sensor Rating 6
    High Lifestyle 1 month
    Honda Spirit
    2 concealable holsters
    10 taser darts
    30 regular ammo
    20 gel rounds
    1 basic doc wagon contract for a year

    If I'm doing my math right, I should have 11480 nuyen left.
    Also, I should probably ditch the taser.
    If I use gel rounds on one gun, it kinda eliminates the need for it.

    Unless you're doing something silly like using two guns at the same time, it would be easier just to ditch one of your pistols

    Elldren on
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Kagera wrote: »
    Holy hell Scott Adams stop saying awful things.

    That would mean he'd be drawing more Dilbert. It's really a lose-lose situation.

    moniker on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    inq, have you played custom robo


    they should do a mechwarrior game that is just that

    Son.

    I used to play custom robo on my DS against Sarksus over the interwebs.

    I did my time in those trenches.

    Inquisitor on
  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Quid wrote: »
    God I love steak plates.

    Aren't those just plates made out of wood?

    moniker on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    So, what should I do with the remaining 10k?

    Anything I'm forgetting?

    Cinders on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Also: what is an empathy sensor?

    edit: you don't have a smartlink, or a commlink.

    And Thom would say you have a dearth of ammunition

    Elldren on
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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I am very pleased with my current mech lance. :D

    What are you packing?

    RiemannLives on
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    God I love steak plates.

    Aren't those just plates made out of wood?

    This is Hawaii. The plate is styrofoam.

    Quid on
  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I accidentally performed a rather annoying experiment in my car today. Apparently Cologne bottle + Bank ATM card underneath said cologne bottle + extreme heat = melting of the magnetic strip entirely. It is not yet known if the heat played a role or if you can do it with just cologne. I don't know why anyone would want to even try this. Unless you hate life, and fun, and life-fun. Or Unless you enjoy explaining to the bank assistant that your fucking signature is a signature and not a fucking stamp or some kind of machine created emblem that can be replicated to exact specs of another signature that was signed over 5 years ago.... Bank of America is prejudice against people who use random swirls as a signature!




    edit: also the girl that I am having problems with just offered me sex as a consolation prize for getting dumped by her. Should I take the deal Y/N?


    Hint: I'm taking the deal. I will hold a poll on wether I should A.) Superman dat hoe! or B.) Spiderman dat hoe!


    A detailed explanation for layman:

    Superman that hoe

    Ingredients....

    1 already made hoe (in this case I chose latina but your tastes may vary)
    1 sheet that is thin enough to become stuck without falling off.
    1. Yo dick
    millions of. You sperm

    Directions:

    1.You take yo dick and put you sperm onto the back of Dat already made hoe of your choice
    2. Spread it around for the maximum amount of stick
    3. Attach sheet and watch the fun! Bonus if your sheets are red and or Superman sheets!

    Serves 10

    Spiderman Dat hoe
    This one is an easy one that anyone can participate in regardless of your skills in the kitchen if you know what I mean. You don't know what I mean? Alright then.

    INGREDIENTS!

    1 already made hoe (peel clothes as neccessary)
    1. Yo Dick
    1. Eat some shit that makes yo sperm stringy I dunno google it
    1. google


    Directions

    1.Take dat hoe and tell her to make a threatening pose like the Green Goblin or whatnot. You can even preface this by saying "hoe, u green goblin now"
    2 Take yo dick
    3. Put you stringy sperm and shoot it onto your hand
    4. Yell out SPIDERMANDATHOE and then FLING DAT WEB WEBSLINGER!

    5. Bonus points if you stick her to a wall or immobilize her in any way. Eye shots count and are encouraged.

    Serves the entire internet (provided you record it of course)

    ENJOY!

    Handsome Costanza on
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    Resident hybrid/flap cover expert.
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    Also: what is an empathy sensor?

    It's software from arsenal. Gives you a bonus to your dice pool for social tests and judge intentions tests.

    Cinders on
  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    South host on
    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    Welp.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Also: what is an empathy sensor?

    It's software from arsenal. Gives you a bonus to your dice pool for social tests and judge intentions tests.

    yes, but what is it running on?

    The only possible cameras you have listed are the guncams in the smartgun system, but you don't have a smartlink to receive their feeds.

    Also pointing a gun at someone to observe their mood is very likely to change that mood dramatically.

    Elldren on
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I accidentally performed a rather annoying experiment in my car today. Apparently Cologne + Bank ATM card + extreme heat = melting of the magnetic strip entirely. It is not yet known if the heat played a role or if you can do it with just cologne. I don't know why anyone would want to. Unless you enjoy explaining to the bank assistant that your fucking signature is a signature and not a fucking stamp or some kind of machine created emblem that can be replicated to exact specs of another signature that was signed over 5 years ago.... Bank of America is prejudice against people who use random swirls as a signature!

    Why are you at BofA anyhow? Go local/community. They're FDIC same as those bastards, but typically less bastardy.

    moniker on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    inq, have you played custom robo


    they should do a mechwarrior game that is just that

    Son.

    I used to play custom robo on my DS against Sarksus over the interwebs.

    I did my time in those trenches.

    aw, that's pretty cute

    Nerdgasmic on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I am very pleased with my current mech lance. :D

    What are you packing?

    We settled on a 230 ton drop limit, standard 4 mech lance.

    All the mechs are on a C3 network with the heaviest having the master and the rest slaves.

    We've got a pretty speedy 35 tonner with ECM, and two snub nose PPCs, should hopefully be a real thorn in the enemy side and get up close for good C3 bonuses.

    We've got a Medium mech, forget the exact tonnage, but he can jump 6 and has an LBX-20, so we are hoping to have him as a good surprise finisher for hopping in and shredding crits.

    Then we've got the two sluggers, a heavy and an assault. The heavy as a heavy PPC and a gauss rifle, and the assault and two PPCs and two gauss rifles. Hoping that these guys will be able to provide some devastating long range fire via the C3 network.

    There's also a smattering of lasers on the mechs as well, mostly to fill out tonage, but those are the primary weapons.

    Inquisitor on
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    what made her suggest that

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Obviously his blatant lack of one

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    You should tell her to get a nice vibrator.

    And then tell her that you know how to kill two birds with one stone.

    Inquisitor on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Don't cybereyes come with eye recording units included?

    Cinders on
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I am very pleased with my current mech lance. :D

    What are you packing?

    We settled on a 230 ton drop limit, standard 4 mech lance.

    All the mechs are on a C3 network with the heaviest having the master and the rest slaves.

    We've got a pretty speedy 35 tonner with ECM, and two snub nose PPCs, should hopefully be a real thorn in the enemy side and get up close for good C3 bonuses.

    We've got a Medium mech, forget the exact tonnage, but he can jump 6 and has an LBX-20, so we are hoping to have him as a good surprise finisher for hopping in and shredding crits.

    Then we've got the two sluggers, a heavy and an assault. The heavy as a heavy PPC and a gauss rifle, and the assault and two PPCs and two gauss rifles. Hoping that these guys will be able to provide some devastating long range fire via the C3 network.

    There's also a smattering of lasers on the mechs as well, mostly to fill out tonage, but those are the primary weapons.

    Cool.

    BTw: are you aware of Megamek? It is the business.

    edit: and if in the future you are looking for a balanced fight (which is not a good idea for a PvE type campaign, btw) might want to look into the Battle Value system for choosing your forces.

    RiemannLives on
    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    If you buy one, send it to me if you're not going to use it.

    Mim on
  • Charlie_Foxtrot2Charlie_Foxtrot2 Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm really dumb and my friends aren't really that nerdy.


    How do you even play Shadowrun and DnD?

    Charlie_Foxtrot2 on
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    You should tell her to get a nice vibrator.

    And then tell her that you know how to kill two birds with one stone.

    Vibrating cock ring?

    moniker on
  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Zampanov wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    what made her suggest that

    She knows that I never have sex, and she thinks I'm depriving myself.

    South host on
    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    At a law forum I occasionally peruse, (how nerdy does that sound?) everyone constantly picwhores in the chat thread. And everyone who posts a pic is either pretty good looking or ugly as sin. What I can conclude from this is that only these two types of people who want to be seen by other people on the internet. The former for obvious reasons; the latter in some sick desire to make others feel their twisted pain.

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I am very pleased with my current mech lance. :D

    What are you packing?

    We settled on a 230 ton drop limit, standard 4 mech lance.

    All the mechs are on a C3 network with the heaviest having the master and the rest slaves.

    We've got a pretty speedy 35 tonner with ECM, and two snub nose PPCs, should hopefully be a real thorn in the enemy side and get up close for good C3 bonuses.

    We've got a Medium mech, forget the exact tonnage, but he can jump 6 and has an LBX-20, so we are hoping to have him as a good surprise finisher for hopping in and shredding crits.

    Then we've got the two sluggers, a heavy and an assault. The heavy as a heavy PPC and a gauss rifle, and the assault and two PPCs and two gauss rifles. Hoping that these guys will be able to provide some devastating long range fire via the C3 network.

    There's also a smattering of lasers on the mechs as well, mostly to fill out tonage, but those are the primary weapons.

    Cool.

    BTw: are you aware of Megamek? It is the business.

    edit: and if in the future you are looking for a balanced fight (which is not a good idea for a PvE type campaign, btw) might want to look into the Battle Value system for choosing your forces.

    I was not aware of megamek. I've been using Solaris Skunk Werks for designing the mechs though and its been super nice.

    Our group has always balanced around tonnage (but most of us played only back when we were very young, and are just getting back into it). We've never tried balancing around BV, but, that does make a lot of sense to balance around. What's a good BV to shoot for to have a decent lance v lance fight?

    Inquisitor on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    what made her suggest that

    She knows that I never have sex, and she thinks I'm depriving myself.

    You are. Go have sex.

    Inquisitor on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Don't cybereyes come with eye recording units included?

    You didn't list cybereyes

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    what made her suggest that

    She knows that I never have sex, and she thinks I'm depriving myself.

    You are. Go have sex.

    Haha. I wish.

    South host on
    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    what made her suggest that

    She knows that I never have sex, and she thinks I'm depriving myself.

    You are. Go have sex.

    Haha. I wish.

    Where do you live? In driving distance of me? :P

    Inquisitor on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I never had sex until someone told me to go have sex and now I get laid every day!

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Our group has always balanced around tonnage (but most of us played only back when we were very young, and are just getting back into it). We've never tried balancing around BV, but, that does make a lot of sense to balance around. What's a good BV to shoot for to have a decent lance v lance fight?

    Depends on what kind of tech you want to bring to the table.

    EG: A lance vs. lance fight of 3025 era Inner Sphere medium mechs is probably 3000-4000 BV. Heavy clan mechs would be more like 10000 I think (edit: since for clan it would be a star not a lance make that 12-13k).

    edit: and the reason I said balancing based on BV is a bad idea for a PvE campaign is it tends to produce pretty "fair" fights with extremely heavy casulties on both sides. As in far too heavy to have any kind of ongoing continuity as very few pilots / mechs survive from mission to mission.

    RiemannLives on
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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    South host wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    South host wrote: »
    A girl I know keeps saying I should buy a fleshlight.

    That's kinda depressing.

    what made her suggest that

    She knows that I never have sex, and she thinks I'm depriving myself.

    You are. Go have sex.

    Haha. I wish.

    Why can't you have sex with the girl?

    electricitylikesme on
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Don't cybereyes come with eye recording units included?

    You didn't list cybereyes

    Whoops, I meant to put rating 3 cybereyes above vision enhancement.

    Cinders on
  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Green Lantern is indeed pictures in rapid series as to give the impression of motion.

    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud on
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Green Lantern is indeed pictures in rapid series as to give the impression of motion.

    The movie that just came out? I guess...I was more concerned about the volume in the theater. I saw it at midnight though so that might have been my problem.

    Mim on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I'm really dumb and my friends aren't really that nerdy.


    How do you even play Shadowrun and DnD?

    You don't have to be nerdy to play the latest dnd version. It's a board game that lets you do whatever the hell you want.

    Quid on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Don't cybereyes come with eye recording units included?

    You didn't list cybereyes

    Whoops, I meant to put rating 3 cybereyes above vision enhancement.

    Well, you have 9 capacity in those eyes for nice things like a smartlink and flare compensators and low-light vision

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