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Ronald McDonald likes little girlz and boyz

srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
edited June 2007 in Social Entropy++
I now work there. It all kind of suddenly happened. I applied, but I was applying to other places I wanted to work at, and then all of a sudden a few days later they said they were hiring me. I was like "Alrighty then." I start Thursday.

Anyone else ever work there? I was looking at the pictures of Ronald and I realized how creepy he is. I kept staring and staring, and he just got creepier and creepier.

Alternatively: Talk about fast food.

BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    At McDonald's, only the chicken is edible. Stay away from the burgers!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    congrats

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  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Woo-hoo, fast food employment! I worked multiple grocery jobs and UPS in my youth, that was bad enough.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Have fun working for the corporate machine at your McJob.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Unionize.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    McDonalds.

    I hope you never liked to eat there.

    Because I assure you won't once you start working.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Good Idea: Getting a job.

    Bad Idea: Getting a job at McDonalds.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Cups42 wrote: »
    At McDonald's, only the chicken is edible. Stay away from the burgers!

    ...Chicken McNuggets...

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Cups42 wrote: »
    At McDonald's, only the chicken is edible. Stay away from the burgers!

    hahaha don't you know how the chicken nuggets are made there?

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    You will smell of McDonalds more and more until you transform into a competely separate McDonalds entity, responsible for transforming more of this planet all for the glory of the dark harvest clown.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Cups42 wrote: »
    At McDonald's, only the chicken is edible. Stay away from the burgers!

    ...Chicken McNuggets...

    i forgot about those. Only order the chicken sandwich (grilled!)

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    may I advise against the clam chowder, sir

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i worked there for four months and can't remember any of it

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Try to stay away from anyone working there who is full time, over 30, and not a manager.

    They're depressing.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i worked there for four months and can't remember any of it

    were you stoned 24/7? because thats the only way i think I could handle working in the fast food industry.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Cups42 wrote: »
    At McDonald's, only the chicken is edible. Stay away from the burgers!

    hahaha don't you know how the chicken nuggets are made there?

    They take a chicken and nugg it.

    Ha ha! Puns.

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    At work the other day, this woman was trying to cheer up her 2-3 year old sulking son.
    She was like, “Do you wanna go to McDonalds? Will that make you feel better?”



    Kid started crying.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh, man.

    Congrats.

    Seriously.

    Shitty fucking jobs are a great rite of passage.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    The Angus Burgers they're test-marketing out here in CA are pretty bad.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey dudes, did Lewis Carroll ever actually describe what the Cheshire Cat looks like in Alice in Wonderland?

    The only thing I can think of is the pink and purple one, but I know Disney fucks with source material all the time and I'd prefer to make this one after the book version, rather than the movie version.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    The Angus Burgers they're test-marketing out here in CA are pretty bad.

    "Can you show us where the Angus is?"

    "I'd... rather not"

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Back in high school one of my friends worked at McDonald's and at halloween he'd fill those little pumpkin candy buckets full of milk shake and give them to all our buddies.

    And sometimes he'd deep fry a big mac, then toss it in our orders.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I worked at Burger King while in high school. The uniforms were all kept there. We were supposed to have assigned uniforms, but people would wear each other's shit all the time. That grease smell that just permeates everything was godawful.

    Have fun!

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    SA wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i worked there for four months and can't remember any of it

    were you stoned 24/7? because thats the only way i think I could handle working in the fast food industry.

    no but that would've been really nice and i bet no one would have noticed :(

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Hey dudes, did Lewis Carroll ever actually describe what the Cheshire Cat looks like in Alice in Wonderland?

    The only thing I can think of is the pink and purple one, but I know Disney fucks with source material all the time and I'd prefer to make this one after the book version, rather than the movie version.
    If you haven't read the book then don't make it look like shit from the book.

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  • srsizzysrsizzy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I don't really like McDonald's, though they have some good desserts (I mean, taste good, but crappy anyways). I wanted to work at this movie theater, but McDonald's just kind of jumped and was like "Okay, first interview, second interview, you're hired."

    Thinking on it, I should have applied to Jack in the Box.

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    BRO LET ME GET REAL WITH YOU AND SAY THAT MY FINGERS ARE PREPPED AND HOT LIKE THE SURFACE OF THE SUN TO BRING RADICAL BEATS SO SMOOTH THE SHIT WILL BE MEDICINAL-GRADE TRIPNASTY MAKING ALL BRAINWAVES ROLL ON THE SURFACE OF A BALLS-FEISTY NEURAL RAINBOW CRACKA-LACKIN' YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE HERE-NOW SPACE-TIME SITUATION THAT ALL OF LIFE BE JAMMED UP IN THROUGH THE UNIVERSAL FLOW BEATS
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    And sometimes he'd deep fry a big mac, then toss it in our orders.
    Ok, so how was it? I need details!

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The only time I go to McDonalds is after a long night of drinking.
    All the grease cleans out my tracks.

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    I remember there being pictures in my copy of Alice In Wonderland

    maybe look that up

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Hey dudes, did Lewis Carroll ever actually describe what the Cheshire Cat looks like in Alice in Wonderland?

    The only thing I can think of is the pink and purple one, but I know Disney fucks with source material all the time and I'd prefer to make this one after the book version, rather than the movie version.
    If you haven't read the book then don't make it look like shit from the book.

    I have read the book. Just, like, five years ago. And I can't find my copy, so I figured forumers might know.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    srsizzy wrote: »
    I don't really like McDonald's, though they have some good desserts (I mean, taste good, but crappy anyways). I wanted to work at this movie theater, but McDonald's just kind of jumped and was like "Okay, first interview, second interview, you're hired."

    Thinking on it, I should have applied to Jack in the Box.

    wait. McDonalds had a second interview?

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    They're black and white, Jermaine.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    And sometimes he'd deep fry a big mac, then toss it in our orders.
    Ok, so how was it? I need details!

    Really messy.
    The little cheeseburgers were better out of the fryer.

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    huh

    I'm not actually familiar with what Quetzi is doing

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i have never worked at a fast food place and hope i never have to

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    i have never worked at a fast food place and hope i never have to

    As far as 'fast food' places go, I think the best to work at are pizza joints.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jermaine Champaigne wrote: »
    huh

    I'm not actually familiar with what Quetzi is doing
    No, I was saying that the drawings in the book were black and white.

    And weren't in the original.

    To answer your question, Quetzi (instead of you doing the actual research), the book doesn't describe the cats colours.

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  • TxdoHawkTxdoHawk Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Only thing I go to McDonald's for is shamrock shakes.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Bogey wrote: »
    The Angus Burgers they're test-marketing out here in CA are pretty bad.

    "Can you show us where the Angus is?"

    "I'd... rather not"

    God those commercials are stupid.

    Angus is a type of cow, not a cut of meat.

    Comparing an Angus burger to a sirloin burger based on where the meat comes from is so stupid.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    To answer your question, Quetzi (instead of you doing the actual research), the book doesn't describe the cats colours.

    Dammit, that's what I thought.

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