facetiousa wit so dryit shits sandRegistered Userregular
edited June 2011
Okay, it's late and I just finished another grueling week of work so I ran out of energy, but this is how far I got:
(I might add to it/completely revamp it when this goes 'live'):
Tycho:
Yo, I'm Tycho, a motherfucking psycho
I'll blast a cap and then laugh just like so
(muahahaha)
so take a hike yo, just get on your bike yo,
and run from our guns before we make you Mike's ho.
Kris:
Yo, so you got your words, I know that's how you work,
but it takes something more to make me go berzerk.
I'll flip that shit though, so you want me for a ho?
Yeah I saw my prom photo on your desktop while you jerk.
Mike:
Yo, take a step back before I make you fade to black;
you're the lamest in the pack while I'm the greatest in the sack.
Your way with words is whack, wet paint's your favourite snack,
so pick up the mic and just try to pay this back.
Scott:
Welcome, friends, here's your moment in the spotlight:
no, that's not right, you'll never make the top flight.
Your flop site should just be a desert bomb site.
When I'm done with you, you're never gonna walk right.
And that's the way it is, bitch, just call me Walter Cronkite.
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"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
edited June 2011
Khoo: Mothafuckas in the house! We doin' this! DJ, gimme that dope shit!
Tycho:
Oh hello, time to go, Tycho on a roll while I'm makin this dough,
Fatboy n' Slim tryna step to the kings,
shoulda stayed home tubs, and eaten more wings
Yeah bitch, I said you fat, and you ugly too,
I break it down for ya cause I know that ya stuuu
pid - and one more thing before I go,
Straub ya dad's dead and ya mom is a ho.
KStraub:
Haha! Rotunda wonder thinkin' he's got thunder,
Well last night it was me that ya mom was under
Trick, I got more game in my name than you got in ya dick,
Ya shits so limp it fuckin needs a splint
MC Kris runnin it, come get ya hits,
handin off to Kurtz, fuckin' pimp of the pimps
Kurtz:
Damn son you got me, here's ya hard copy:
I'm a fat slob and that's all there is to me
Oh wait mothafucka, I make paper like a millionaire
All you fuckin' do is suck Mike's dick for ya share
Yellow jizz up in ya hair, everywhere, bitch don't care
Wait again, you got a bald little pig head,
Now get back to ya trough, piggy needs to be fed
Gabe:
Big words from a big man, with no fans
Last time you mattered was when they needed to test stretch pants
No kids man, you infertile? Or just ya wife can't find ya turtle?
I don't blame her, I just game her,
last night went over and showed her the lion tamer
Cause I know that you thick, here's a hint, it's my dick
PA crew fucks hard on ya bitches, and ya citrus
Better bring some real shit if you want to beat us
*drops mic*
Posts
This is like
I have to win this or I will commit seppuku twenty times.
(I won't win.)
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
orange/door hinge
and
saucier/dossier
I got this on lock.
*I may not actually be able to work them in.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
be all, motherfuckers say nothing rhymes with orange
but then I lay some shit that blows 'em right off the door hinge
word
ay papi
etc
But damn if I won't have some sick ass rhymes.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Do it anyways :rotate:
Orange and Door Hinge do not rhyme.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Actually I need to know this too 'cause uh
my material tends toward blue.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
SLICED IT RIGHT IN HALF
(I might add to it/completely revamp it when this goes 'live'):
Tycho:
Yo, I'm Tycho, a motherfucking psycho
I'll blast a cap and then laugh just like so
(muahahaha)
so take a hike yo, just get on your bike yo,
and run from our guns before we make you Mike's ho.
Kris:
Yo, so you got your words, I know that's how you work,
but it takes something more to make me go berzerk.
I'll flip that shit though, so you want me for a ho?
Yeah I saw my prom photo on your desktop while you jerk.
Mike:
Yo, take a step back before I make you fade to black;
you're the lamest in the pack while I'm the greatest in the sack.
Your way with words is whack, wet paint's your favourite snack,
so pick up the mic and just try to pay this back.
Scott:
Welcome, friends, here's your moment in the spotlight:
no, that's not right, you'll never make the top flight.
Your flop site should just be a desert bomb site.
When I'm done with you, you're never gonna walk right.
And that's the way it is, bitch, just call me Walter Cronkite.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
For god's sake this is Penny Arcade not O - we don't care.
Also. Real strong, facetious.
Real proud of that.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
why must you torment me so
EVEN APHOSTILES.
you see, is that better?
You may worship it.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
is getting somewhat
hostile.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Damn it, Robert, why does your surname have to be so phonetically seductive!?
coo'.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Cause "Coo' Khoo"
Make my rap fragments take shape, fellas.
And if anyone manages to top "tight sliz becomes a jizz prison" let me know, immediately.
Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
Tycho:
Oh hello, time to go, Tycho on a roll while I'm makin this dough,
Fatboy n' Slim tryna step to the kings,
shoulda stayed home tubs, and eaten more wings
Yeah bitch, I said you fat, and you ugly too,
I break it down for ya cause I know that ya stuuu
pid - and one more thing before I go,
Straub ya dad's dead and ya mom is a ho.
KStraub:
Haha! Rotunda wonder thinkin' he's got thunder,
Well last night it was me that ya mom was under
Trick, I got more game in my name than you got in ya dick,
Ya shits so limp it fuckin needs a splint
MC Kris runnin it, come get ya hits,
handin off to Kurtz, fuckin' pimp of the pimps
Kurtz:
Damn son you got me, here's ya hard copy:
I'm a fat slob and that's all there is to me
Oh wait mothafucka, I make paper like a millionaire
All you fuckin' do is suck Mike's dick for ya share
Yellow jizz up in ya hair, everywhere, bitch don't care
Wait again, you got a bald little pig head,
Now get back to ya trough, piggy needs to be fed
Gabe:
Big words from a big man, with no fans
Last time you mattered was when they needed to test stretch pants
No kids man, you infertile? Or just ya wife can't find ya turtle?
I don't blame her, I just game her,
last night went over and showed her the lion tamer
Cause I know that you thick, here's a hint, it's my dick
PA crew fucks hard on ya bitches, and ya citrus
Better bring some real shit if you want to beat us
*drops mic*
if not... well, fuck it
12-16 "lines". That's not too hard at all!
Well then, 'lines' is certainly more manageable.
Just what I was looking for.
Satans..... hints.....
poo
I'm pretty sure 'God' rhymes with Khoo.
Kris
David
My name is Gabe, I'm a real babe
My name is Kris, I'm hard to miss
My name is Scott, I eat a lot