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The Massive Menace and You! Now: Giants NSF56k

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    you ever try to push two magnets of the same pole together

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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    vampires just getting launched out beyond the national borders.

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan Gaderen PSN: GaderenRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    launch vampires at your enemies

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    britain invented an extremely complicated sport that involved carefully timed coronations in an attempt to launch vampires into populated areas of France

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  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    help help i'm combining player knowledge with character knowledge!

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    help help i'm combining player knowledge with character knowledge!

    you fool! you're destroy us all! Quick! drink this beer so none of us can tell you're metagaming!

  • HunteraHuntera Talk phobos to meRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    britain invented an extremely complicated sport that involved carefully timed coronations in an attempt to launch vampires into populated areas of France

    I declare you, George IX, King of England!





    Ooooh, Paris! 30 points, good king!

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  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I always thought thrulls were neat but I guess they are a MTG only type of creature

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    but really though: frankensteins

    what is their deal?

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited June 2011
    I love thrulls a bunch

    and bring back homarids, what happened to those guys

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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    It has been a loooong time since I played magic

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  • HunteraHuntera Talk phobos to meRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    but really though: frankensteins

    what is their deal?


    Dude, he was just The Monster, it was Dr. Frankenstein.




    But yeah, he was crazy nimble and strong and smart and shit, why'd he have to go kill himself? He'd make for a boss super race.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Reach out and touch someone with Piercing Weapons

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    These are largely included for sake of including them. If you can carry only one weapon, a piercing weapon isn't your best choice. They however are not completely without merit. Generally designed to be used with two hands and at a range allows a person to defend themselves without being put in too much direct risk. While a zombie might be easily cut to ribbons with an axe, not being hit by said zombie can often be a better tactic.

    As well, many can be used as short ranged thrown weapons. this allows an even greater safety, however often retrieving thrown spears can be difficult.

    Tactics advice: Don't cheap out on the shaft. the main advantage to these is range. a break spear head isn't doing you any favours.

    learn to throw these properly, and accurately. It's a life saver.

    More then any other weapon, getting a running start with these can make a huge difference. try practising with a stationary target until you feel safe enough to run headlong at a rotter.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Huntera wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    but really though: frankensteins

    what is their deal?


    Dude, he was just The Monster, it was Dr. Frankenstein.




    But yeah, he was crazy nimble and strong and smart and shit, why'd he have to go kill himself? He'd make for a boss super race.

    he uh

    he doesn't kill himself

    he goes into self-imposed exile in the arctic

    STEAM
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  • HunteraHuntera Talk phobos to meRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Huntera wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    but really though: frankensteins

    what is their deal?


    Dude, he was just The Monster, it was Dr. Frankenstein.




    But yeah, he was crazy nimble and strong and smart and shit, why'd he have to go kill himself? He'd make for a boss super race.

    he uh

    he doesn't kill himself

    he goes into self-imposed exile in the arctic

    I coulda sworn he took the Doctor's body, made a pyre, and threw himself into it after he gave him a funeral.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    In the movie he lets himself die in the arctic after the doctor dies. he was all "well, fuck everything i'm freezing to death."

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Huntera wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Huntera wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    but really though: frankensteins

    what is their deal?


    Dude, he was just The Monster, it was Dr. Frankenstein.




    But yeah, he was crazy nimble and strong and smart and shit, why'd he have to go kill himself? He'd make for a boss super race.

    he uh

    he doesn't kill himself

    he goes into self-imposed exile in the arctic

    I coulda sworn he took the Doctor's body, made a pyre, and threw himself into it after he gave him a funeral.

    in the novel he just hops into a raft and fucks off forever

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  • HunteraHuntera Talk phobos to meRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Maybe I'm combining the book and the Boris Karloff movie.

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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I should maybe read Frankenstein sometime.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    launch vampires at your enemies

    Dracula tried it.

    Then he got killed with Excalibur, before it was returned to the rightful King of England.

    Who is a terrifying immortal half demon with the right hand of God, so, yeah. You aren't going to be getting that for your Dracula hunts.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I should maybe read Frankenstein sometime.

    yes

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hamlet Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    yeah frankensteins are pretty terrible.

    Also I've been having a lot of zombie dreams lately. Those are always interesting.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I don't think you guys are taking this material as seriously as you should.

    See me after class, preferably when the sun goes down.

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    I don't think you guys are taking this material as seriously as you should.

    See me after class, preferably when the sun goes down.

    Look, I just felt everyone should know that the King of England is the demonic descendant of Arthur's bastard son Mordred.

    It's important political information when planning a vacation.
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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited June 2011
    there are enough campaign setting for there to be living and nonliving ghouls

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Last and probably the least, non fire arms Ranged Weapons

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    Honestly, other then style, there isn't much going for these. Price can be an issue. A decent Crossbow will generally run you less then a lot of firearms, and they're generally cheaper to enchant. That said however, most firearms will easily outclass every type of other non fire arm weaponry. With the rare exception of a composite bow designed for and being used by a giant strong man.

    Tactics advice: Clearly, strike from a distance.

    Being generally more silent, these are often best served in ambushes right before things get loud. Try to take something out before they find you and you're forced to "get loud."

  • HunteraHuntera Talk phobos to meRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Macera wrote: »
    there are enough campaign setting for there to be living and nonliving ghouls

    I've been trying to work out a campaign where everyone's an undead kinda creature for awhile now.

    So far, class wise I have


    Paladins are Death Knights

    Sorcerers/Wizards are Liches

    Monks are Ghouls.


    And then I get stuck.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    You could make it about them infiltrating the Scarlet Crusade.

  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One Never let an alligator... Do your taxesRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    but really though: frankensteins

    what is their deal?

    I'm pretty sure a Frankenstein Monster would qualify as a sentient flesh golem. A construct but not necessarily undead either.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    The best offence is a good defence, and for that you need: Armour

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    Now range is a nice defence, but even on your best day there is a chance something will get up in your grill and smack you around. That's where armour comes in. Protecting your vitals and shielding you from the draining touch of wights and wraiths is fucking important. Being well protected is often a matter of life and death, and then usually undeath. Don't join their ranks, protect yourself.

    Tactics advice: comfort is often important, fights can take a while, and it's often too late to get dressed once you found your quarry. it is better to wear light armour that covered then have your super armour in the waits.

    As well, practice in your armour. Getting used to the restrictions and weight can be a life saver.

    keep it up and you too can be this guy:

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    Our top agent.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    melding was this entire thread an excuse to post the picture of the motorcycle knight

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    n-no...yeah kinda.

  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    You don't need an excuse to post something so great.

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited June 2011
    been looking for that pic

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2011
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    i wish i was as cool as motorcycle knight

  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited June 2011
    here's how to deal with mummies:

    don't plunder their crypts god how stupid can you be

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  • HunteraHuntera Talk phobos to meRegistered User regular
    edited June 2011
    Taking idols placed on traps that are somehow weight specific is also ill-advised.

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited June 2011
    if a guy goes to the trouble of making spinning blade traps, scorpion pits and raising an elite group of sepulchral warriors he's basically just telling you to stay the fuck away

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2011
    if you run afoul of a mummy, your best bet is to find yourself a long hallway containing many doors in which a humorous and spacially unlikely chase sequence can be set

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