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All those wonderful things we stuff in our cock-holes

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    Fucking foreign lands.


    Everybody should be born in the great plains like God Intended.

    and then promptly move somewhere else.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    well obviously

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Gotta make a yogurt base sauce TODAY because our fridge is boken AGAIN. Cooking against time. Ya know, before all our stuff spoils.

    Tzatziki!

    I have no clue how to make it, but it's delicious.

    godmode on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The real question is what jackass would make candy when you could just beat some kid up and take theirs.

    Butters on
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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Butters wrote: »
    The real question is what jackass would make candy when you could just beat some kid up and take theirs.

    man, kids are packin heat nowadays. good luck with that!

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I am getting better at ginger biscuits.

    I would branch out into other biscuits, but I don't wanna spoil a good thing, you know?

    Fyndir on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Don't ask Dan about biscuits because he doesn't know how to make them. His are more like bitchscuits. Bitchscuits to go with his bitch eggs.

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  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    mm i just got a bunch of beef jerky in the mail

    there was a groupon type thing for beef jerky and i could build my own flavors

    this one has cumin
    Do you have a link?

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    That joke just keeps getting funnier

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    My wife makes great apple butter.

    Peen on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    . wrote: »
    mm i just got a bunch of beef jerky in the mail

    there was a groupon type thing for beef jerky and i could build my own flavors

    this one has cumin
    Do you have a link?

    well i got the jerky from here:

    http://www.slantshackjerky.com/

    but the groupon thing is gone a long while ago

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    also, bah i ordered macadamia nuts online and they were out of the unsalted kind and the salted ones are too salty, like i feared

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Peen wrote: »
    My wife makes great apple butter.

    not as good as mine

    Stale on
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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    Peen wrote: »
    My wife makes great apple butter.

    not as good as mine

    Gonna need some proof here, hers is damn good.

    Peen on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Fucking foreign lands.


    Everybody should be born in the great plains like God Intended.

    and then promptly move somewhere else.

    But but but that's what I did! I was born in Pontiac! My whole family for generations back is from either Illinois, Iowa or Ohio!

    Anyway I checked and it looks like the general altitude of Seoul is 282 feet, maybe sliightly higher for me since I live on a small mountainside (in a hut that I built in my cave). So the difference is essentially nonexistent for me. Gonna give recalibrating this bitch a shot today. Thanks for the helping helpfulness, folks.

    (Also if you were worried my almond brittle turned out just fine without it, and no Haechis were harmed in the course of the production at all.)

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    Look, assholes.

    She's over in Korea-ville. I don't know shit about Korea-land. Nor do I know anything about the general topography of Korea-land.


    She could be living in a mountain cave at 20k feet for all I know. Or maybe she's in a hut in some kind of Korean sub-Saharan desert.

    Shit is like the moon. Never been there.

    Why would she live in a cave that is full of feet.

    That sounds both crowded and impractical.

    Why would Americans even live in caves like this?

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Oh I was at a pub last night and we were talking about popcorn.

    A friend remarked she only used the microwave stuff and I said it was pretty easy to make on the stove with a pot.

    She said she tried that once but popcorn went everywhere.

    I remarked that putting the lid on stops the problem.

    She was astonished.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Fucking foreign lands.


    Everybody should be born in the great plains like God Intended.

    and then promptly move somewhere else.

    But but but that's what I did! I was born in Pontiac! My whole family for generations back is from either Illinois, Iowa or Ohio!

    Anyway I checked and it looks like the general altitude of Seoul is 282 feet, maybe sliightly higher for me since I live on a small mountainside (in a hut that I built in my cave). So the difference is essentially nonexistent for me. Gonna give recalibrating this bitch a shot today. Thanks for the helping helpfulness, folks.

    (Also if you were worried my almond brittle turned out just fine without it, and no Haechis were harmed in the course of the production at all.)

    Pontiac?


    Ohh.... Ohh dear, I'm so sorry.



    I didn't know.

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  • BlendtecBlendtec Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Fucking foreign lands.


    Everybody should be born in the great plains like God Intended.

    and then promptly move somewhere else.

    You have to move back to die there though, right?

    I've been making nachos grande with Cheetos hot fries things lately, because I keep forgetting to buy nachos when I go to the store. It's incredibly messy and unhealthy, but it's an interesting flavor.

    We recently restocked and expanded our spice rack. Everything tastes so good now.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Hey so

    I'm gonna the creamy mushroom and shrimp pasta again tonight, nom nom

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    recipe

    http://chaosinthekitchen.com/2008/10/fast-food-creamy-shrimp-and-mushroom-pasta/

    oops I tossed the pasta water

    I'm gonna see what happens when I sub white wine

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    You want the pasta water for the starch in it, to thicken up your sauce a little.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    ahh well I'll add a pinch of cornstarch

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Oh I was at a pub last night and we were talking about popcorn.

    A friend remarked she only used the microwave stuff and I said it was pretty easy to make on the stove with a pot.

    She said she tried that once but popcorn went everywhere.

    I remarked that putting the lid on stops the problem.

    She was astonished.


    well

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    right, I am super tired of being sick

    gonna make some

    Chicken Soup

    gonna kick this disease straight in the teeth

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    recipe

    http://chaosinthekitchen.com/2008/10/fast-food-creamy-shrimp-and-mushroom-pasta/

    oops I tossed the pasta water

    I'm gonna see what happens when I sub white wine

    Oh wow that looks like a great recipe and a little white wine would probably do it some good anyway.

    Butters on
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  • joshua1joshua1 Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Cooked peanut butter and darkchoc flourless cookies..... and mistakenly used a 100deciliter cup instead of a cup measure (it was the biggest cup on ring of of tablespoon measures! I assumed!) I repaired it when i realized it was 90% choc-chips, but the mixing wasn't the best.

    Also made some nem nuong, and I had to grill it in a pan vs. on a BBQ. Some charring, but should be good.

    Hope my PBL group appreciates the effort!

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    See?


    metric fucks everything up.

    Stale on
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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    No, you know what? Just no Stale.

    Cup is the worst measurement I've ever heard of, and I hate it, and now I hate you.

    >: (
    <3

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Obviously a shill for the Metrics

    Stale on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    How am I supposed to know what a smidgen is in metric?

    Butters on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I actually have a set of measuring spoons for smidgen, dash, pinch.... so on and so forth

    Stale on
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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Dan, you doing anything on Saturday?

    Aneurhythmia on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Scott Antique Market, probably get done there around 3

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Oh an Antique Market? How precious! Tell the girls from bridge I said hello and I'm sorry to hear about Helen going to the nursing home.

    Butters on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Ohh Please.


    If you were here you'd be all excited.

    Stale on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    My Depends would be a mess.

    Butters on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    See?


    metric fucks everything up.

    metric has already fucked you up

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Butters wrote: »
    Oh an Antique Market? How precious! Tell the girls from bridge I said hello and I'm sorry to hear about Helen going to the nursing home.

    Careful now, or you'll give him the vapors and you know how that upsets his delicate balance.

    Hunter on
  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2011
    hey guys
    i made a sandwhich with chicken nuggets
    ranch and hotsauce

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