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All those wonderful things we stuff in our cock-holes

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I too used to have a metabolism that allowed me to eat like a deranged hobo.

    Butters on
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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Glaze for the roast chicken tonight is smelling gorgeous, I keep being tempted to add more mustard and tabasco to spice it up a little more because it doesn't smell very spicy, but I'm pretty confident that it's going to taste good once it cooks.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Deci aren't technically part or metric.

    Fuckwits tend to just stick them in everywhere.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Butters wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    recipe

    http://chaosinthekitchen.com/2008/10/fast-food-creamy-shrimp-and-mushroom-pasta/

    oops I tossed the pasta water

    I'm gonna see what happens when I sub white wine

    Oh wow that looks like a great recipe and a little white wine would probably do it some good anyway.

    it was super nummy, though I'm glad someone mentioned starch so I threw a little bit in as a binding agent

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Butters wrote: »
    I too used to have a metabolism that allowed me to eat like a deranged hobo.

    Now you have a face that lets you look like one!

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I remember when I was a kid I ate like 3/4 of a 15 piece KFC bucket and felt nothing.

    now I'm lucky if I can have a single plate of chinese food

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Deci aren't technically part or metric.

    Fuckwits tend to just stick them in everywhere.

    WRONG
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_system#Prefixes

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Butters wrote: »
    I too used to have a metabolism that allowed me to eat like a deranged hobo.

    Now you have a face that lets you look like one!

    And you have a house of rubble that is fit for one!

    EDIT: Yeah I was gonna say how is "deci" not part of a base-10 system?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Blake T wrote: »
    Deci aren't technically part or metric.

    Fuckwits tend to just stick them in everywhere.

    Deci is the 0.1 factor.

    Like there's Liter (L) and then Deciliter is 0.1 of a Liter.

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    BlendtecBlendtec Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I remember when I was a kid I ate like 3/4 of a 15 piece KFC bucket and felt nothing.

    now I'm lucky if I can have a single plate of chinese food

    I went to a buffet a few weeks back, certain that I still had a youthful digestive tract and could certainly get my monies worth. I did it, but just barely. My tummy is apparently aging a bit faster than the rest of me, it's rather depressing.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    No, you just have METERS and a BUNCH of meters followed by a LOT of meters.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    Blendtec wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I remember when I was a kid I ate like 3/4 of a 15 piece KFC bucket and felt nothing.

    now I'm lucky if I can have a single plate of chinese food

    I went to a buffet a few weeks back, certain that I still had a youthful digestive tract and could certainly get my monies worth. I did it, but just barely. My tummy is apparently aging a bit faster than the rest of me, it's rather depressing.

    Keep talking.

    No really.

    Go on.

    I'd love to hear more about this.

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    BlendtecBlendtec Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Blendtec wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I remember when I was a kid I ate like 3/4 of a 15 piece KFC bucket and felt nothing.

    now I'm lucky if I can have a single plate of chinese food

    I went to a buffet a few weeks back, certain that I still had a youthful digestive tract and could certainly get my monies worth. I did it, but just barely. My tummy is apparently aging a bit faster than the rest of me, it's rather depressing.

    Keep talking.

    No really.

    Go on.

    I'd love to hear more about this.

    Daww, you're just saying that.

    But seriously, I miss being able to eat like that sometimes. Then I remember I can't afford to eat like that, so it all works out.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    me too

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Blendtec wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I remember when I was a kid I ate like 3/4 of a 15 piece KFC bucket and felt nothing.

    now I'm lucky if I can have a single plate of chinese food

    I went to a buffet a few weeks back, certain that I still had a youthful digestive tract and could certainly get my monies worth. I did it, but just barely. My tummy is apparently aging a bit faster than the rest of me, it's rather depressing.

    Keep talking.

    No really.

    Go on.

    I'd love to hear more about this.

    Calm down Highlander. We all know your body hates you and we feel bad for you. Let him have some normal human body problems.

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    BlendtecBlendtec Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    A restaurant where all the cooks are grandmas.

    Maybe it's just me, but I kinda feel like it's not the same if it's not your grandma doing the home cooking. Also, the picture makes no sense.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Blendtec wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    I remember when I was a kid I ate like 3/4 of a 15 piece KFC bucket and felt nothing.

    now I'm lucky if I can have a single plate of chinese food

    I went to a buffet a few weeks back, certain that I still had a youthful digestive tract and could certainly get my monies worth. I did it, but just barely. My tummy is apparently aging a bit faster than the rest of me, it's rather depressing.

    Keep talking.

    No really.

    Go on.

    I'd love to hear more about this.

    Calm down Highlander. We all know your body hates you and we feel bad for you. Let him have some normal human body problems.

    "problems"

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    You know Stale, Jay-Z wrote a song about me.

    It sure as heck wasn't about you.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    dan did you know normal humans don't crap blood daily?

    I was genuinely surprised when I found that out

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    So I've been told

    Stale on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    dan did you know normal humans don't crap blood daily?

    I was genuinely surprised when I found that out

    You know, until you mentioned that just now, I have never considered using that as an actual excuse to miss something.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    You know Stale, Jay-Z wrote a song about me.

    It sure as heck wasn't about you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrXiaPVeHY

    Stale on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    dan did you know normal humans don't crap blood daily?

    I was genuinely surprised when I found that out

    You know, until you mentioned that just now, I have never considered using that as an actual excuse to miss something.

    I've done it

    who the fuck is gonna argue with you after that?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    dan did you know normal humans don't crap blood daily?

    I was genuinely surprised when I found that out

    You know, until you mentioned that just now, I have never considered using that as an actual excuse to miss something.

    I've done it

    who the fuck is gonna argue with you after that?

    See, I kinda forgot that it's a "big deal" to people.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    dan did you know normal humans don't crap blood daily?

    I was genuinely surprised when I found that out

    You know, until you mentioned that just now, I have never considered using that as an actual excuse to miss something.

    I've done it

    who the fuck is gonna argue with you after that?

    See, I kinda forgot that it's a "big deal" to people.

    don't use it too much though

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    dan did you know normal humans don't crap blood daily?

    I was genuinely surprised when I found that out

    You know, until you mentioned that just now, I have never considered using that as an actual excuse to miss something.

    I've done it

    who the fuck is gonna argue with you after that?

    See, I kinda forgot that it's a "big deal" to people.

    I've used it to get work from home days


    "Yeah, I'm shitting a lot of blood."

    "Well, do you think you could still make it in?"

    "That blood is also toxic to living things."

    "Yeah, go ahead and telecommute."

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    The other day there was a little bit of blood when I pooped.

    I smiled, sighed to myself and thought "finally, I can bond with Dan."

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    dan did you know normal humans don't crap blood daily?

    I was genuinely surprised when I found that out

    You know, until you mentioned that just now, I have never considered using that as an actual excuse to miss something.

    I've done it

    who the fuck is gonna argue with you after that?

    See, I kinda forgot that it's a "big deal" to people.

    don't use it too much though

    That might have worked if I didn't work at a place that knew me intimately for six years.

    I prefer the fact that they know that I have all the problems but I don't complain.

    I have straight up told my boss I would lie to him about whether or not I was feeling well. There is no real point in answering honestly.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    hey guys
    i made a sandwhich with chicken nuggets
    ranch and hotsauce

    So, you work at Zaxby's?

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Oh, dang. We're talking about shitting blood now?

    Well, I guess Zaxby's is still on topic.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Well, it may not be terribly pretty, but it tastes good.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    nom

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    i'll take that.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I cannot decide if I like the way my glaze turned out.

    On the one hand, I feel like it was too liquid, it just pooled up at the bottom of the roasting tray instead of staying on the chicken for any length of time.

    On the other hand, it was absolutely delicious.

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    BlendtecBlendtec Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    If it pools up you can mop it up with other foods though. Mashed potatoes work wonders for this.

    Also, I'd like to apologize if my comment about natural metabolism slowing down offended anyone. I understand people here do have some serious dietary problems and you have my sympathy. I spent a good portion of my senior year of high school and freshmen year of college in various hospitals and tests to figure out my own dietary things, and even that little taste (no pun intended) of it wasn't to my liking.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Don't worry about those crybabies.

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I've eaten ice cream twice today. I need real food in my house.

    OR I could just keep eating ice cream, forever.

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    New shirt came in today

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    awww yea

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I've eaten ice cream twice today. I need real food in my house.

    OR I could just keep eating ice cream, forever.

    I'm sure Annie has beer. Drink that for some fiber and carbohydrates.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    I just had

    Chicken Marrakesh

    my god, I have never had something this good

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