FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
Plus, I don't really want to play with other people. I just want to play with my wife.
Although I'm not sure how much incessant flirting with Carth I could stand to put up with. Oh, for the good old days, when all that there was to RPGs was an Uber-villian who was trying to break reality so that they could rule a barren universe filled only with the shattered remnants of of a dead world.
ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
edited July 2011
I flipped out on this girl a few months ago because she went 21 days without talking to me and it kinda made me crazy. Didn't help that it was during the period my mom disowned me. She finally talked to me yesterday and was like yeah you're crazy. Now I'm dating some other married woman, but she's good at fighting games. I think she might be the one, but unfortunately you must experience the matrix for yourself.
I guess the reason I'm still upset about the other girl even though I'm dating this one is
A) it was pretty much the only chance i've ever had so far at a more dominant type of girl I'm utterly fucking terrified of the day when I manage to ruin everything with everyone.
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some other married woman
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edited July 2011
ok well the first one wasn't married actually, that was a faux pas
the one i'm dating right now is going through a divorce-ish
ok she started the divorce like briefly after she started dating me
but i'm not the cause ok
e: she's also dating this other guy I know. It's really complicated.
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That actually sounds like a complete cluster-fuck, Zoel.
What happened with Aladdin 2? The first couple seconds are all YA DISNEY and then it is like they fired everyone and made it horrible
Aladdin 3 owns tho
The first Aladdin sequel was only technically so. It was intended as a pilot for the TV series, but they decided to add songs and make a movie out of it. This is why the songs are crap, and why the animation and overall quality is pretty much identical to the show.
Which is fine by me because I liked the series just fine.
ok well the first one wasn't married actually, that was a faux pas
the one i'm dating right now is going through a divorce-ish
ok she started the divorce like briefly after she started dating me
but i'm not the cause ok
e: she's also dating this other guy I know. It's really complicated.
Do you have an image in your mind of how this all turns out well for anyone involved?
Because I am not seeing it.
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FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
Although this thread is technically about boys and the girls who whip them (:winky:), I would like to share this tale of the converse: when a boy pays not enough attention to a girl to the detriment of both parties (a totally true story of one man's apparently incomprehensible decision to not put the girl first).
So yesterday I was sitting at the PC while my wife had a spa bath, flicking through some game design articles and catching up on the forums when I hear my wife behind me say "I think it's time for bed" and I turn and see her standing there in a lacy g-string and see-through baby doll that ribbons up at the front.
As my jaw hits the floor, she simply turns and walks away saucily, every signal she's making sending signals straight past my higher-function cognitive centers and into that deeply primal part of the brain that short cuts all logical thought.
When I get to the bedroom, it's lit by a soft light. She is lying back on some pillows, and the bedside table is littered with a selection of toys, lube and massage butter. Restraints have been attached to the corners of the bed, but, most importantly, the expression on her face is most definitely an angry scowl.
"You made me wait" she says, "You never make a girl wait".
Because on my way to the bedroom, I thought to myself 'where's the dog? I better put the dog away', so went back and got the dog and put her on her mat in the laundry. Then, seeing as I put the dog away, I thought I'd better turn out the lights and lock up the house, so I wandered around the doors doing that. Then, on the way down to the bedroom, I passed the bathroom, and thought I'd better make a stop there. And while I was doing so, I caught sight of myself in the mirror, and realised I had forgotten to shave, so started up the hot water and got rid of my two days worth of stubble. All of which is vaguely humourous if it wasn't so completely and utterly not what I should be doing.
Like, what was I even thinking? When a girl invites you to a bedroom with intent, who the fuck stops to shave? Looking back on my evening, it's like some bizarre outtake of a Steve Carrell movie: when it all goes horribly wrong and it's all your fault.
So, who's got two thumbs and completely screwed up his chance for a wild night of lascivious ecstasy yesterday?
Feel free to point out how stupid I am. And learn this moral of the story: sometimes bros before hoes, but there are definitely times hoes need to come before other things. Know the difference, and preserve your chance for wild, uninhibited body-butter-and-cuffs sex.
So...Don't blow off friends for years only to have the woman you blew them off for end up becoming a meth devouring psychopath who gets copies of your cell records and makes you spend hours going through them even though all the calls and texts are to her because she is crazy on meth and you spend all day explaining to her that she has lost her fucking mind.
Conclusion: Women are like men as some of them are nice and make you happy and some of them are not and make you not happy.
and Lucas, I tried to think of a positive about that story and the best I could come up with was, well at least you lookednice while getting yelled at?
ok well the first one wasn't married actually, that was a faux pas
the one i'm dating right now is going through a divorce-ish
ok she started the divorce like briefly after she started dating me
but i'm not the cause ok
e: she's also dating this other guy I know. It's really complicated.
Do you have an image in your mind of how this all turns out well for anyone involved?
Because I am not seeing it.
on an infinite timeline every relationship goes to hell anyway
how do you save a relationship with no problems? Can't fix nothing.
A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
vOv
In context it's pretty okay I think. All parties involved are well aware of the circumstances and the divorce is like 2 years in the making thanks to her husband's cheating and wanting her to die as evidenced by him choking her because "I kind of wanted you to die."
I mean wanting to live when your partner wants you to die is a pretty clear example of irreconcilable differences, I think.
There is the other guy thing but we're all aware of it and I knew it going in. I guess this is something that happens when everyone you hang out with recently is polyamorous.
A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
ZoelI suppose... I'd put it onRegistered Userregular
yeah i'd have to say cheating on your wife and half-heartedly trying to murder her is a deal breaker in most cases, or at least it should be. Imo.
A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Oh, cool. So, if you report a post for Awesome, and it's already been reported for awesome, it just adds your "reason/explanation" as a post in the Awesome thread.
I flipped out on this girl a few months ago because she went 21 days without talking to me and it kinda made me crazy. Didn't help that it was during the period my mom disowned me. She finally talked to me yesterday and was like yeah you're crazy. Now I'm dating some other married woman, but she's good at fighting games. I think she might be the one, but unfortunately you must experience the matrix for yourself.
I guess the reason I'm still upset about the other girl even though I'm dating this one is
A) it was pretty much the only chance i've ever had so far at a more dominant type of girl I'm utterly fucking terrified of the day when I manage to ruin everything with everyone.
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Although I'm not sure how much incessant flirting with Carth I could stand to put up with. Oh, for the good old days, when all that there was to RPGs was an Uber-villian who was trying to break reality so that they could rule a barren universe filled only with the shattered remnants of of a dead world.
Sounds like my love life.
I guess the reason I'm still upset about the other girl even though I'm dating this one is
A) it was pretty much the only chance i've ever had so far at a more dominant type of girl
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
the one i'm dating right now is going through a divorce-ish
ok she started the divorce like briefly after she started dating me
but i'm not the cause ok
e: she's also dating this other guy I know. It's really complicated.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
I reckon you'll end up getting hurt.
The first Aladdin sequel was only technically so. It was intended as a pilot for the TV series, but they decided to add songs and make a movie out of it. This is why the songs are crap, and why the animation and overall quality is pretty much identical to the show.
Which is fine by me because I liked the series just fine.
Do you have an image in your mind of how this all turns out well for anyone involved?
Because I am not seeing it.
So yesterday I was sitting at the PC while my wife had a spa bath, flicking through some game design articles and catching up on the forums when I hear my wife behind me say "I think it's time for bed" and I turn and see her standing there in a lacy g-string and see-through baby doll that ribbons up at the front.
As my jaw hits the floor, she simply turns and walks away saucily, every signal she's making sending signals straight past my higher-function cognitive centers and into that deeply primal part of the brain that short cuts all logical thought.
When I get to the bedroom, it's lit by a soft light. She is lying back on some pillows, and the bedside table is littered with a selection of toys, lube and massage butter. Restraints have been attached to the corners of the bed, but, most importantly, the expression on her face is most definitely an angry scowl.
"You made me wait" she says, "You never make a girl wait".
Because on my way to the bedroom, I thought to myself 'where's the dog? I better put the dog away', so went back and got the dog and put her on her mat in the laundry. Then, seeing as I put the dog away, I thought I'd better turn out the lights and lock up the house, so I wandered around the doors doing that. Then, on the way down to the bedroom, I passed the bathroom, and thought I'd better make a stop there. And while I was doing so, I caught sight of myself in the mirror, and realised I had forgotten to shave, so started up the hot water and got rid of my two days worth of stubble. All of which is vaguely humourous if it wasn't so completely and utterly not what I should be doing.
Like, what was I even thinking? When a girl invites you to a bedroom with intent, who the fuck stops to shave? Looking back on my evening, it's like some bizarre outtake of a Steve Carrell movie: when it all goes horribly wrong and it's all your fault.
So, who's got two thumbs and completely screwed up his chance for a wild night of lascivious ecstasy yesterday?
Feel free to point out how stupid I am. And learn this moral of the story: sometimes bros before hoes, but there are definitely times hoes need to come before other things. Know the difference, and preserve your chance for wild, uninhibited body-butter-and-cuffs sex.
what are you doing with your life fishman
i'm jealous and also sympathetic
but mostly jealous
oh fishman
i like that show's animation style in general
it quite owns
(at first i thought it was going to be a laboratory)
My good sirs and madams...DO NOT DO THIS
and Lucas, I tried to think of a positive about that story and the best I could come up with was, well at least you lookednice while getting yelled at?
Satans..... hints.....
moping time
Anti, cheer up luv, hugs
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
on an infinite timeline every relationship goes to hell anyway
how do you save a relationship with no problems? Can't fix nothing.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Lookin' at you, Zoel
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In context it's pretty okay I think. All parties involved are well aware of the circumstances and the divorce is like 2 years in the making thanks to her husband's cheating and wanting her to die as evidenced by him choking her because "I kind of wanted you to die."
I mean wanting to live when your partner wants you to die is a pretty clear example of irreconcilable differences, I think.
There is the other guy thing but we're all aware of it and I knew it going in. I guess this is something that happens when everyone you hang out with recently is polyamorous.
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
always downhill from there
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
This thread delivers.
because I really, really want it to be
@Your mom
As for 'losing' best friends to girls, I guess it happened a lot in highschool, but I cant imagine it happening now, we're all too set in our ways.
This must turn into an embarrassing things you've done for opposite gendorbs thread.
Alternatively a hat thread.
Your life is a circus.