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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I forgot to add McCain is a 15th century vampire who lives off the blood of small rodents who is also part of the Templar aristocracy. He is fought as EM says by the homeless heroes who have the true sight.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Personally I would come up with something like the Mayans actually being the rulers of the secret Templar Kingdom that is under Arizona.

    What I need is a small collection of otherwise believable "facts" that tie together to possibly form that conclusion. That's how my brother was doing it. They're smart enough (somehow) to know I'm just making it up if I just come up with something nuts out of nowhere.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Yawn. Went to bed before midnight, then woke up at 4 am. Now it's 6 am. I'll see if I can sleep some more.

    Night. Or morning as it were.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    you guys are aware that i didn't make that up and it is literally from a video game that is crazier than ron paul right

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    South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Personally I would come up with something like the Mayans actually being the rulers of the secret Templar Kingdom that is under Arizona.

    how about a secret society of homeless people fighting against the secret nano-mayan artificial intelligence conglomerate

    We're supposed to be doing fake conspiracy theories, not the truth.

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    The anti-immigration gangs are actually guarding entrances to the Templar headquarters. You can probably go on from there.

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Senjutsu wrote:
    Organichu if you want to get with the ladies you need to tell them you are learning to program computers

    ladies love a man who can run a compiler on some source code

    My anecdotal experience does not back up your hypothesis, sir. We must write a proposal for a grant to study this further. I'm willing to be in the group with the opposite of your statement; I'll play the investment banker with the McLaren F1 and Omega wrist watch (we'll write these into the proposal).

    thatassemblyguy on
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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    7ngRF.jpg

    ruined my fuckin day

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    god fuck mlp fans

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i really don't understand why people watch that show

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    awwwww cute

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    haha!

    (why so serious, rent?)

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Yeah for being able to screw up everything.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    That has made my day.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Matthew why don't you grow up and speak about me like that again and you will have trouble, because you are here until midnight not a minute before!!! Also you are violating company policy by using the computer for personal business and a moron for leaving this page open!!

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    i wish i could change my screen-name

    other people got to change their screen-name with the forum change over

    pisses me off

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    You seem awful angry today bro, everything brokay?

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    i wish i could change my screen-name

    other people got to change their screen-name with the forum change over

    pisses me off

    what would you change it to?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Im going to beat the person taking over for me because now they are late and I'm likely to miss my bus home.
    Matthew why don't you grow up and speak about me like that again and you will have trouble, because you are here until midnight not a minute before!!! Also you are violating company policy by using the computer for personal business and a moron for leaving this page open!!

    Oh... oh my.

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    OMG


    FUCK YES

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Shit status: real

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Hello Matthew's coworker.

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    NIGHT: MADE

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    And wow...excitement abounds.

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    reported this shti for awesome because god fucking damn

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Matthew is a nice fellow, I'm sure you can work this out amicably. : (

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote:
    Personally I would come up with something like the Mayans actually being the rulers of the secret Templar Kingdom that is under Arizona.

    What I need is a small collection of otherwise believable "facts" that tie together to possibly form that conclusion. That's how my brother was doing it. They're smart enough (somehow) to know I'm just making it up if I just come up with something nuts out of nowhere.

    I'd say Kino is a good place to start. He was the founder of the mission that later became Tucson. He had several Native children, and possible ties to secret societies.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Hey Matthew's coworker. welcome to the PA forums. I would ask how you are doing but i bet the answer would include anger.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    OH SHIT SON IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!!!!!

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    hahahahahahahaha oh my god

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    bloodyroar's coworker you are now my new favorite person

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    Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    Oh very good.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Seriously make an account and chill with us.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    man, that sucks for bloody :(

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    like for serious favorite person list:

    1) bloodyroar's coworker
    2) gandhi

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Oh shit oh shit, @bloodyroarxx aka bloodyroarxx's coworker, PLEASE STILL BE ON HERE!

    Make your own account and join the fun!

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    So.. that post is the opposite of an Alt-post? The Nega-Alt!

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Rent wrote:
    it's pretty easy to stop being nerd-ragey when you realize that as a collective group of individuals that d and d is pretty stupid

    sure thing bro

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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    yes

    please be on here

    you are awesome

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