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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nana wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Nana wrote: »

    Well, he's just looking out for his friend. It is mostly her at fault when she's necking with someone else behind her boyfriend's back, but the guy just wants you to stop helping her do it. If it's like wham, bam, smack punches, yeah, that's an overreaction, but a punch in the arm isn't that big of a deal, and just him trying to get across a message.

    I don't think what he did is really looking out for his friend. He could have just told his friend about his girlfriend's behavior, why risk getting in trouble over some some chick that obviously isn't all that loyal to your friend anyhow.
    Boy code, man.

    So, If you were the guy that punched someone who your friends girlfriend was making out with...would you tell your friend what happened?
    Yes, you tell your friend what happened. It is the Code.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Johannen wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Well the guy who punched you over-reacted as well, but really the bottom line is the girl you made out with is the problem here, and if I were you I'd send all kinds of facebook messages to her boyfriend taunting him about how she's a crappy kisser and guessing that she's cold fish or something, where does she pick up her cues? etc.

    I was thinking of adding the "how do you know this person part" as "I totally had his girlfriend". But thought it may be too cruel and undeserving. I said o.k to adding him plainly because I want to see what the hell reason he could have for wanting to do it.

    I'm really just annoyed because I lost a £220 ($430) watch that I had for my 18th birthday due to the stimbling sideways into a bench. He came up to me again later on and was telling me how he knew people and how it was my "last chance". (I don't know what for).

    So I laughed in his face then threw him to the side and told him to stop being such an idiot. Then I left and just went the hell home.
    Next time you see him, push him off a bridge.

    Alternatively, make him buy you a nice new watch. Then push him off a bridge.

  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited June 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    It occurs to me that I have done nothing at work today other than possibly figure out what is wrong with my most recent effort at science.

    You can't graft extra length onto you penis without significant bloodloss to your brain?

  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2007
    Aldo wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    oh it's half-on mister hacks

    or probably more like a quarter-on because you used half-drama instead of half-queen or half-drama-queen
    Sup Obo.

    What are you rambling about?
    i rarely know the answer to that and really i get by well enough without knowing it

    honestly i'm just lounging around sucking up free wireless from down the street because i ain't got nothing better to do (Mondays suck)

    it's also the only day of the week i ostensibly have a car but as usual my father "just happened" to have to take care of all his errands today

    but in reality i know he is at the house i was staying at up until a few days ago swimming in the pool that i had chores to maintain because i saw him took his swimming trunks

    with my car parked in the driveway of the house that had the room where i used to stay

    honestly it is all so fucking convoluted i just want to fucking bicycle to california or something and start all the fuck over

    words
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Nana wrote: »

    Well, he's just looking out for his friend. It is mostly her at fault when she's necking with someone else behind her boyfriend's back, but the guy just wants you to stop helping her do it. If it's like wham, bam, smack punches, yeah, that's an overreaction, but a punch in the arm isn't that big of a deal, and just him trying to get across a message.

    I don't think what he did is really looking out for his friend. He could have just told his friend about his girlfriend's behavior, why risk getting in trouble over some some chick that obviously isn't all that loyal to your friend anyhow.
    Boy code, man.

    Bullshit, cel.
    Hap are you arguing with the Code?

    It's fairly clear:
    Rule #17 wrote:
    If thou shalt see thine friend's girl kissing someone who is not thine friend, thou shalt then box the man who is not thine friend kissing thine friend's girl.

    I don't see how you could get that mixed up.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man, fuck tha code. Burn down the Establishment!

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    It's sad seeing you cling to rules, cel.
    Fight the man!

    Edit: You got it, Hacks!

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Johannen wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    It occurs to me that I have done nothing at work today other than possibly figure out what is wrong with my most recent effort at science.

    You can't graft extra length onto you penis without significant bloodloss to your brain?

    No.
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    61507bux0.jpg

    The band that goes all the way across the middle in the first has moved in the second. That band is linear sheared DNA, while the other bands are all coiled plasmid dna. I propose that because the two kinds of dna run differently (in terms of size/speed) that a change in gel conditions could cause the differences in the two gels.

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Is this the chick who kissed you on the chin that one time? I think I still have a picture of that somewhere.

    That's only slightly creepy.

    Seriously though. I hope you're kidding.

    Steam = VishnuOwnz
    Dota2 = Glitchmo
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Ah I just realised that's exactly what you said.

  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man, fuck science.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That's DNA? I'm made of this?

    Man. :(

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Whaaaaaa. I'm an English major.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Whaaaaaa. I'm an English major.
    Clever, Vish, clever, but let me take this opportunity to point out that "Whaaaaaa" is not a complete sentence.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    That's DNA? I'm made of this?

    Man. :(
    The DNA has been dyed.

    Edit: Plus, that's just bands of a solution/sample containing DNA.

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Whaaaaaa. I'm an English major.
    Clever, Vish, clever, but let me take this opportunity to point out that "Whaaaaaa" is not a complete sentence.

    I didn't write it. You did. Shows what that degree was worth.

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    Dota2 = Glitchmo
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oh man, you're a better man than I Johannen. I would have eviscerated the guy.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Johannen wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    That's DNA? I'm made of this?

    Man. :(
    The DNA has been dyed.

    Like many, many people it's still lame. :P

  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Goddammit Vish.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • NanaNana Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    VishNub, what exactly do you put in the gel to get those bands? Do you have to like make a culture of DNA mixed with chemicals? Would blood do anything like that if you put it in there?

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    Goddammit Vish.

    <3

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2007
    My DNA is actually made of Cats, Gnats, Ants, and Tanks.

    The Tanks usually just stomp the Ants, though, and sometimes entire chromosomes are lost temporarily due to collateral damage. Nevermind the fact my Cats spend all of their time chasing Gnats instead of synthesizing proteins.

    wait what

    words
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Is this the chick who kissed you on the chin that one time? I think I still have a picture of that somewhere.

    That's only slightly creepy.

    Seriously though. I hope you're kidding.
    Hey, you posted the picture.

    And the only reason I kept it is because it's the only one I have of you.

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Nana wrote: »
    VishNub, what exactly do you put in the gel to get those bands? Do you have to like make a culture of DNA mixed with chemicals? Would blood do anything like that if you put it in there?

    In general, you take a culture of bacteria (usually e. Coli) put them through a series of solutions that basically wrecks the cell walls so the DNA (and everything else) out and then bind the DNA to some solid. Once the DNA is bound, you remove all the other crap, then add another solution that puts the DNA back into solution, load that into a gel and run it.

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    Dota2 = Glitchmo
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Oh man, you're a better man than I Johannen. I would have eviscerated the guy.

    When i'm drunk (or sober) I pretty much detest fighting. I've never been hurt in a fight and I was a freaking lunatic with a horrible temper when I was younger, but now I just hate the whole idea of it. It's just needless and fucking stupid, I don't really care if the guy felt big or anything I just don't like hitting people. (I also have a fear with fighting that i'll them him, lose it, and then not stop hitting them). I'm not big or tough or anything I just don't see how it is part of a good night.

    Also, I just wanted to see if i'd actually done anything wrong in the situation. So I came to you (sometimes) objective sons of bisatches. :P

  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Goddammit Vish.

    <3
    Sorry I haven't been around for piping. I am like dating someone now and it tends to take up a bit of time. When I have a free evening again I am totally down to just spend the night inside listening to music. Hopefully I'll be able to find you online, you can share some of the Leppard with me.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Is this the chick who kissed you on the chin that one time? I think I still have a picture of that somewhere.

    That's only slightly creepy.

    Seriously though. I hope you're kidding.
    Hey, you posted the picture.

    And the only reason I kept it is because it's the only one I have of you.

    ...

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    Dota2 = Glitchmo
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Goddammit Vish.

    <3
    Sorry I haven't been around for piping. I am like dating someone now and it tends to take up a bit of time. When I have a free evening again I am totally down to just spend the night inside listening to music. Hopefully I'll be able to find you online, you can share some of the Leppard with me.
    All my friends are being stolen by the wimmenfolk. I ask myself: what do they have to offer that I do not?

  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited June 2007
    Nine months later I'm the lonely one
    With all the fruit of labor and half of the fun
    :whistle:

    words
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Is this the chick who kissed you on the chin that one time? I think I still have a picture of that somewhere.

    That's only slightly creepy.

    Seriously though. I hope you're kidding.
    Hey, you posted the picture.

    And the only reason I kept it is because it's the only one I have of you.

    ...

    There's like ... a dozen pictures of Vish playing Ultimate Frisbee out there... :P

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Is this the chick who kissed you on the chin that one time? I think I still have a picture of that somewhere.

    That's only slightly creepy.

    Seriously though. I hope you're kidding.
    Hey, you posted the picture.

    And the only reason I kept it is because it's the only one I have of you.

    ...
    I'm going to go ahead and take your creeped out silence as an emphatic "Yes."

  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited June 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Is this the chick who kissed you on the chin that one time? I think I still have a picture of that somewhere.

    That's only slightly creepy.

    Seriously though. I hope you're kidding.
    Hey, you posted the picture.

    And the only reason I kept it is because it's the only one I have of you.

    ...

    Either he's setting up a "list" and keeping references, or he's fapping his elbow into dislocation to a picture of you getting kissed on the chin.

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    celery77 wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Goddammit Vish.

    <3
    Sorry I haven't been around for piping. I am like dating someone now and it tends to take up a bit of time. When I have a free evening again I am totally down to just spend the night inside listening to music. Hopefully I'll be able to find you online, you can share some of the Leppard with me.

    I am also busy of late. Living with people you actually like seems to have that effect. Crazy.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    celery77 wrote: »
    Goddammit Vish.

    <3
    Sorry I haven't been around for piping. I am like dating someone now and it tends to take up a bit of time. When I have a free evening again I am totally down to just spend the night inside listening to music. Hopefully I'll be able to find you online, you can share some of the Leppard with me.
    All my friends are being stolen by the wimmenfolk. I ask myself: what do they have to offer that I do not?
    It's a trap, I know, but I mean it's got some perks, too.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    All my friends are being stolen by the wimmenfolk. I ask myself: what do they have to offer that I do not?
    In your case...

    I dunno man *.

    *
    Spoiler:

    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I can... post... other ones. BUt then he'll just have two. And that's maybe more creepy.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User
    edited June 2007
    Obo, do not peddle to Cali. Go to Texas. Outside the Dallas Area. I will be there. I will give you a guiding hand.

    I, PROFESSOR OAK, otherwise known as the POKEMON PROFESSOR, will help.

    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Hey Oboro.

    That sucks Joh, I really would have hit him back, and there's no way you're in the wrong.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Why the fuck would a guy beat up on somebody for kissing his friend's girlfriend?

    It's the girl's responsibility first, the boyfriend's responsibility second. The buddy shouldn't factor into it at all.

    That's just bullshit right there.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Oboro wrote: »
    Nine months later I'm the lonely one
    With all the fruit of labor and half of the fun
    :whistle:

    You're pregnant? :o

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