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I DEMAND TAMALES

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    Tamales are great.

    Chimichanga is a better word. Can we secretly switch the names around? Could we do that? I promise I won't tell anyone.

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Renore wrote:
    the secret to good tamales

    is lard

    like a buttload of lard

    now you know

    that is basically the secret to any food.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    fat is flavor

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    i just made a roast beef sandwich and i put blueberries in it

    verdict: good

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Tamales are a food that looks kind of iffy but are completely delicious

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    i just made a roast beef sandwich and i put blueberries in it

    verdict: good

    ban unintentional

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    This is where I send Dru into a rage:
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    BLM - ACAB
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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    i just made a roast beef sandwich and i put blueberries in it

    verdict: good

    ban unintentional

    got something against meat + fruit?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote:
    This is where I send Dru into a rage:
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    It's worth noting a homemade one of these is actually very good

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote:
    This is where I send Dru into a rage:
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    I ate at Taco Bell about 5 months ago.

    That was a mistake.

    They gave me a "cheese roll-up."

    It was more accurately described by a friend as a "cheesy diaper."

    Like a nasty tortilla with nasty melted cheese.

    How can you screw up "carb + cheese?" How? Take bread-stuff, melt cheese on it, eat, how do you fuck that up Taco Bell?!?!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    i just made a roast beef sandwich and i put blueberries in it

    verdict: good

    ban unintentional

    got something against meat + fruit?

    pretty sure there's something about that in the bible

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    How can you screw up "carb + cheese?" How? Take bread-stuff, melt cheese on it, eat, how do you fuck that up Taco Bell?!?!

    It depends. Were you sober? Taco Bell is not meant to be consumed sober.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    i just made a roast beef sandwich and i put blueberries in it

    verdict: good

    ban unintentional

    got something against meat + fruit?

    pretty sure there's something about that in the bible

    pork chops with applesauce

    chicken with basically any kind of chutney

    delicious

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote:
    How can you screw up "carb + cheese?" How? Take bread-stuff, melt cheese on it, eat, how do you fuck that up Taco Bell?!?!

    It depends. Were you sober? Taco Bell is not meant to be consumed sober.

    Not to mention what he described was basically a grilled cheese sandwich, which would cost you about ten cents at the supermarket and is easier than boiling water

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote:
    How can you screw up "carb + cheese?" How? Take bread-stuff, melt cheese on it, eat, how do you fuck that up Taco Bell?!?!

    It depends. Were you sober? Taco Bell is not meant to be consumed sober.

    Yes, I was sober. It wasn't my idea to go to Taco Bell, my hand was forced. A cruel burrito-tyrant desired their meat-goop-filling, and I was obligated to oblige.

    I don't think Taco Bell would be good drunk food though. I don't ever say to my self during a hangover "Potato, know what would make this hangover even better? Taco Bell erupting from my bowels."

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Again I say, you people need to get digestive systems that aren't made out of tissue paper.

    BLM - ACAB
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote:
    This is where I send Dru into a rage:
    pdp_crunchwrap_supreme.jpg

    I ate at Taco Bell about 5 months ago.

    That was a mistake.

    They gave me a "cheese roll-up."

    It was more accurately described by a friend as a "cheesy diaper."

    Like a nasty tortilla with nasty melted cheese.

    How can you screw up "carb + cheese?" How? Take bread-stuff, melt cheese on it, eat, how do you fuck that up Taco Bell?!?!

    it's Taco Bell

    you want mexican cuisine from a franchise chain, you go to Baja Fresh

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote:
    Again I say, you people need to get digestive systems that aren't made out of tissue paper.

    These delicate flowers are lucky they can handle white rice and tap water.

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular

    it's Taco Bell

    you want mexican cuisine from a franchise chain, you go to Baja Fresh

    I know Taco Bell is bad, its just

    how bad to you have to be to fuck up something I could make while hideously drunk in my apartment in 30 seconds for approximately 15 cents?

    At least TB is cheap, its not like I should have ever operated under the illusion that the food served there is intended for human consumption.

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote:
    Again I say, you people need to get digestive systems that aren't made out of tissue paper.

    The problem isn't the digestive tract, it's that Taco Bell is shitty food, especially compared to other fast food places

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote:
    Again I say, you people need to get digestive systems that aren't made out of tissue paper.

    The problem isn't the digestive tract, it's that Taco Bell is shitty food, especially compared to other fast food places

    Like being first at the Special Olympics.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The Geek wrote:
    Again I say, you people need to get digestive systems that aren't made out of tissue paper.

    The problem isn't the digestive tract, it's that Taco Bell is shitty food, especially compared to other fast food places

    I digest it just fine.

    BLM - ACAB
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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    With the rise of fast casual places you can spend like a dollar more and get food that is infinitely better just as quickly though.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I digest Taco Bell just fine, it's the initial eating of it that upsets me.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    i just made a roast beef sandwich and i put blueberries in it

    verdict: good

    ban unintentional

    got something against meat + fruit?

    I've just got something against you not being banned

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    rhylith wrote:
    With the rise of fast casual places you can spend like a dollar more and get food that is infinitely better just as quickly though.

    Man, Taco Bell is super tasty. The Double Decker Supreme is the greatest fast food creation of at least the last decade or so.

    BLM - ACAB
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    I like taco bell

    this probably doesn't surprise anyone

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    The Geek wrote:
    Again I say, you people need to get digestive systems that aren't made out of tissue paper.

    The problem isn't the digestive tract, it's that Taco Bell is shitty food, especially compared to other fast food places

    I digest it just fine.

    It's like you didn't read his post.

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote:
    The Geek wrote: »
    The Geek wrote:
    Again I say, you people need to get digestive systems that aren't made out of tissue paper.

    The problem isn't the digestive tract, it's that Taco Bell is shitty food, especially compared to other fast food places

    I digest it just fine.

    It's like you didn't read his post.

    Why can't you digest it, guys? It's meat, cheese and bread! I suggest going to a GI doc.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Except that no one's seriously saying they can't digest it. Food doesn't have to be indigestible to be bad.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Now I want to make a thread titled "I DEMAND FEDERALES"

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    Yeah, I was just trying to further the stupidity. For you, Dru, I am having tamales today. Pics incoming.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Reginald wrote: »
    Yeah, I was just trying to further the stupidity. For you, Dru, I am having tamales today. Pics incoming.

    :^:

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    sometimes i get tamales from Rancho Bravo

    something tells me that Dru is going to shit on Rancho Bravo

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2011
    Druhim wrote:
    The Geek wrote: »
    The Geek wrote:
    Again I say, you people need to get digestive systems that aren't made out of tissue paper.

    The problem isn't the digestive tract, it's that Taco Bell is shitty food, especially compared to other fast food places

    I digest it just fine.

    It's like you didn't read his post.

    I read it to mean that there are still problems digesting it, but he thinks the problem lies within the food rather than within himself. I think that is a reasonable interpretation one could have come to.

    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    tamales are so good

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    sometimes i get tamales from Rancho Bravo

    something tells me that Dru is going to shit on Rancho Bravo

    I've never eaten there, but the tacos look good so I don't get why you think I'd shit on the place.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    look sometimes you just really need tacos bell

    those times are when you are stupid drunk

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Squall wrote:
    look sometimes you just really need tacos bell

    those times are when you are stupid drunk

    Pretty much.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Squall wrote:
    look sometimes you just really need tacos bell

    those times are when you are stupid drunk

    Pretty much.

    That's what taco cabana or taco bueno are for!

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