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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    keith the hurricane just made it a scorpions themed party

    pffft 80s music

    I also played lots of kesha

  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    that's fucked up

    re: a face full of drill

    redfenix on
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    I don't know how my sis gets 9 cavities between appointments but she manages.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    ever since then I've had anxiety about getting real surgery, because if I couldn't convince somebody that I could feel the pain when he can fucking HEAR ME TALKING TO HIM, what the hell am I going to do if I wake up enough to feel the pain but too paralyzed to move?

    This was my fear/anxiety when I went into the appointment the first time because I've always needed extra novocain and thought he'd be like "bullshit there's no way you can feel that"

    Luckily after the 9 shots, when he tested me and I said I still felt it he said, "Yeah, there is no way we are doing this today. You will die from pain." and rescheduled

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    redfenix wrote:
    that's fucked up

    re: a face full of drill

    is it your drill?

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    keith the hurricane just made it a scorpions themed party

    pffft 80s music

    I also played lots of kesha

    no you didn't

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  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    i mean
    if the world basically actually ends next year
    i'm pretty sure 2011 was still worse

  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    redfenix wrote:
    that's fucked up

    re: a face full of drill

    is it your drill?

    the hammer is my penis

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    ever since then I've had anxiety about getting real surgery, because if I couldn't convince somebody that I could feel the pain when he can fucking HEAR ME TALKING TO HIM, what the hell am I going to do if I wake up enough to feel the pain but too paralyzed to move?

    Instead of having anxiety, just talk to your doctors. Talk to them, they're people.

    If you don't like your doctor, you can see a different one.

    Tell them "Hey, I have a history of being immune to aesthetics. Can we make sure I'm actually ok before you start doing anything?"

    they have all kinds of tests to make sure you're sufficiently anaesthetised.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    redfenix wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    redfenix wrote:
    that's fucked up

    re: a face full of drill

    is it your drill?

    the hammer is my penis

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Skull Man wrote:
    ever since then I've had anxiety about getting real surgery, because if I couldn't convince somebody that I could feel the pain when he can fucking HEAR ME TALKING TO HIM, what the hell am I going to do if I wake up enough to feel the pain but too paralyzed to move?

    Instead of having anxiety, just talk to your doctors. Talk to them, they're people.

    If you don't like your doctor, you can see a different one.

    Tell them "Hey, I have a history of being immune to aesthetics. Can we make sure I'm actually ok before you start doing anything?"

    they have all kinds of tests to make sure you're sufficiently anaesthetised.

    This makes sense, like, logically and in theory

    but

    anxiety overrides both of those

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    keith the hurricane just made it a scorpions themed party

    pffft 80s music

    I also played lots of kesha

    no you didn't

    I totally did

    Kesha and the entire 2Gether catalgoue

    and the best of DMX

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    it's pretty much the only medical anxiety I have

  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    i got my driver's license today!

    a real triumph for humanity, here, but hey, babby steps!
    oh, uh, context: i'm 29, no real need for the license, but a boost of confidence to counteract shit is nice. and tomorrow, more tests to see what's up with my thyroid and blood levels! today has been a good day.

    this is the end, my only thread, the end
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    Holy shit I think Nyan cat is the cure for muscle tension . . .

    And since I think this was the thread where I first mentioned waterbears, there are plushies.

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    The water bear should be the thread mascot. No matter what you dish out, he can take it. And he comes back every bit as strong as before! Let the tardigrade be your inspiration.

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    Ach! Ein Wasserbär!

  • DichotomyDichotomy BOWSER I really hope I don't suck this time.Registered User regular
    but can the plush novelty withstand six thousand times earth gravity

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    Moss piglet

  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    pooka wrote:
    i got my driver's license today!

    a real triumph for humanity, here, but hey, babby steps!
    oh, uh, context: i'm 29, no real need for the license, but a boost of confidence to counteract shit is nice. and tomorrow, more tests to see what's up with my thyroid and blood levels! today has been a good day.

    congrats! that's really cool.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Yeah, I kept putting off getting my license until just before I was 21 because "I didn't need it"

    but man is it awesome to have and do I use it all the time

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    TLB you have me listening to DMX after midnight now

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    yeah driving is a thing I cannot do

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I absolutely hated driving when I was learning and my dad was teaching me

    The day after I got my license I drove by myself and was like "wow this is fucking awesome"

    the moral of the story is: driving with family sucks

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  • SeriouslySeriously Nervous laugh Registered User regular
    my dad tells me that when I arrived at the dentist's office to have my wisdom teeth cut out I was so out of it from the little pills I was supposed to take beforehand I took a swing at the dentist in the waiting room and collapsed on the floor

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    look there is no time limit for partying up

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    fuck you waitin to get it on your own

    X gon' deliver to ya

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    I absolutely hated driving when I was learning and my dad was teaching me

    The day after I got my license I drove by myself and was like "wow this is fucking awesome"

    the moral of the story is: driving with family sucks

    I did not even drive with family

    I got lessons

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    why am I playing world of tanks

    this can only end poorly for me

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    I absolutely hated driving when I was learning and my dad was teaching me

    The day after I got my license I drove by myself and was like "wow this is fucking awesome"

    the moral of the story is: driving with family sucks

    I did not even drive with family

    I got lessons

    It's really "don't drive with anyone that thinks they're a better driver than you"

    because I have a few friends that yell shit at me while I'm driving and have almost made me cause accidents because of it

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    said friends were in the car when I went to parallel park in a tight spot and they were both yelling "YOU DON'T HAVE IT YOU GOTTA GO BACK OUT OR GET A BIGGER SPOT" and I nailed it on the first fucking try and the one was like "wow that was amazing"

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User
    See now, I grew up in the Detroit/Flint area, so not having a driver's license as soon as you were 16 meant that you basically were born without a penis. I have never understood people who don't get their licenses, mainly because of that sort of social indoctrination I was raised around.

    Shit, most of the people I knew back then were already able to drive by the time they were 13.

    And yes, I know people who base their manliness and verility on what kind of car they own. Sad but true.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    it wasn't even that

    my instructor spent the entire time complimenting me

    I am phyisically and mentally incapable to pay attention to all things going on

    also no depth perception

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I like zone out while I'm driving now

    somehow paying attention to everything and nothing at once

    a lot of times I notice that I don't even have my hands on the steering wheel

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  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    yeah, i've been able to drive since my 16th birthday
    driven in downtown chicago rush hour
    though i think atlanta has chicago beat for crazy fucking drivers
    st louis drivers are just dicks

  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    I didn't get a license until I was 21

    in retrospect it would've been awesome to get it earlier

    but eh

    I did okay

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I got my license a month before I turned 21 so I've been stuck with a minor's license (vertical instead of horizontal) until next year I think

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    I like zone out while I'm driving now

    somehow paying attention to everything and nothing at once

    a lot of times I notice that I don't even have my hands on the steering wheel

    One time Rachel and I were driving home

    and I was like "oh shit, I was supposed to get off on the last exit"

    nope, I totally exited at the right place, I was just on autopilot so heavily that I didn't even realize I had made the correct turn

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    2ge+her owned.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    zoning out would terrify me

    then again every day I drove was basically a panic attack

    and instead of getting better, it got worse

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    I like zone out while I'm driving now

    somehow paying attention to everything and nothing at once

    a lot of times I notice that I don't even have my hands on the steering wheel

    One time Rachel and I were driving home

    and I was like "oh shit, I was supposed to get off on the last exit"

    nope, I totally exited at the right place, I was just on autopilot so heavily that I didn't even realize I had made the correct turn

    I did this one night when coming home from a party (I hadn't been drinking but everyone else in my car had and were basically passed out) at like 3am and I was so tired and I was like "FUCK I MISSED THE EXIT" but I'd gotten off at the right one and then instead made a wrong turn and it took an extra hour to get home

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