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America what is the clitoris?

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Beasteh wrote:
    there is literally zero shame in losing your virginity at x age and i really dont know why people get so hung up about it
    I'm a virgin at 27.

    It's not so much shame as it is never knowing who wants to sacrifice you to their volcano god. Or use your heart to preserve their beauty.

    You gotta stay on your toes.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    only ever had jacuzzi sex once

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Some of these are reading like a game of Clue.

    It was

    in the observatory

    With the candlestick

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    professor plum takes on a whole new meaning

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Sex is best when it's one

    on

    one

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    I've only ever answered the phone during sex once. It was with my ex-wife, and my mom was calling to tell me the World Trade Center had just been attacked.

    The fucked up part was that we were almost done when it rang, so I was in the middle of orgasm when I hear "THEY'RE FLYING PLANES INTO BUILDINGS!!!!" being screamed at me over the phone.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    I've only ever answered the phone during sex once. It was with my ex-wife, and my mom was calling to tell me the World Trade Center had just been attacked.

    The fucked up part was that we were almost done when it rang, so I was in the middle of orgasm when I hear "THEY'RE FLYING PLANES INTO BUILDINGS!!!!" being screamed at me over the phone.

    Good Lord

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    holy fuck @stale that is a story

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    I only answered the phone because we were expecting the cable guy to show up and hook up our TV, we had just moved in.

    This is before caller-id was standard and we hadn't had DSL setup yet. We had no idea it was even happening.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited September 2011
    There was a period between 13-15 years old for me

    it was called the silent porn war.

    I would steal my dads porno, he would steal it back

    till my mum found it and ruined it for everyone by throwing it away,

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i think the first porn i ever saw was vintage hentai

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    starting on a high huh

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    The Black Hunter wrote:
    There was a period between 13-15 years old for me

    it was called the silent porn war.

    I would steal my dads porno, he would steal it back

    till my mum found it and ruined it for everyone by throwing it away,

    I did this with my older brother for a few years.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    vintage hentai?

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Tentacle woodcut

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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Should...should I GIS that?

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    What L|ama said

    edit:

    You scared of Cephalopod on human sex?

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    if you want

    it has woodcut titties so if youre allergic or something dont i guess

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    so who heres been caught jerkin it

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    its also solid proof that japan isnt as weird as it is just because of hiroshima/nagasaki

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    L|ama wrote:
    its also solid proof that japan isnt as weird as it is just because of hiroshima/nagasaki

    Wait, is that a theory behind some of their weird stuff?

    Nuclear Mutant Fetishes

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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote:
    so who heres been caught jerkin it

    On purpose? :winky:

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote:
    so who heres been caught jerkin it

    Never by accident

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    havent been caught jerkin it due to a keen sense of hearing and better safe than sorry mentality, have been caught just lookin at innernet titties when i was 14 or so

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    Macro9 wrote:
    L|ama wrote:
    its also solid proof that japan isnt as weird as it is just because of hiroshima/nagasaki

    Wait, is that a theory behind some of their weird stuff?

    Nuclear Mutant Fetishes

    not a serious one, just the old internet "has japan been nuked too much or not enough" argument re: bein weird

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    L|ama wrote:
    Macro9 wrote:
    L|ama wrote:
    its also solid proof that japan isnt as weird as it is just because of hiroshima/nagasaki

    Wait, is that a theory behind some of their weird stuff?

    Nuclear Mutant Fetishes

    not a serious one, just the old internet "has japan been nuked too much or not enough" argument re: bein weird

    I bet this is a Yahoo! Answers question.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I ain't shy of the fact that I've got a sex position app on my phone

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2011
    Never been caught, but caught my brother once. Which is not so much as big deal now that I've walked in on him and another friend doin'.

    Not together. These were two separate occasions. People need to learn to, I dunno, lock their doors or not have sex like stealth fighters.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Weirdest was actually when I got caught by a girlfriend.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Lady SH has a kama sutra app on her iPad

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Deer in headlights

    dick in hand

    drip drip


    drip

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Javen wrote:
    I ain't shy of the fact that I've got a sex position app on my phone

    It seems like something that could very often and very wonderfully be a way to conceal taking a mid-coitus naughty picture

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Deer in headlights

    dick in hand

    drip drip


    drip
    Were you masturbating or engaging in Chinese water torture?

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    I read Bonk, but wasn't too impressed by it

    There were some interesting descriptions of studies, but nothing terribly groundbreaking and it managed to be kinda boring at times. Which is quite a feat for a book about sex

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Really Didge? I haven't read it yet but I generally love what stuff I have by Mary Roach

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited September 2011
    EDIT: I am actally going to spoiler this in order to filter those who are curious from those who don't want to read that shit
    I once (excuse my frank language) finished jerking

    And just as I did I heard steps on the stairs

    So I threw the covers over me and grabbed a book and pretended to read

    It was my brother asking me some question I don't remember

    I answered and he left and I was lying there under my wet covers

    Man that is not a pleasant feeling

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Man. You really had to work for your porn back in the day. and I grew up with early versions of the internet so it was easier for me than most people.

    All trying to see naked people through the fuzz on the tv screen of a channel you don't have.

    Going to your friends house and checking out his dad's playboys in the bathroom.

    Had cinemax for a bit, that was nice.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    this thread is gross

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Watching all them E! bikini specials because I couldn't get my hands on real porn.

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