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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    T4CT wrote:

    Heads up, the thread has an OP you should read.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    thorgot wrote:
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    poor RIM, on the way out while apple and android continue to rise

    this was in Q2 2011

    also I'm not sure where apple got their earlier slide saying they had the biggest mobile base

    I guess they're doing it by total units sold ever rather than "for this quarter"

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Larlar wrote:
    this event has been mostly boring, old news so far

    Don't they always start this way? I don't even remember. Did Steve Jobs just come out and scream, "iphone 3G! $400!" then talk about Apple Works for 45 minutes after that or what?

    it seems like they're taking a whole lot longer than they usually do

    but maybe that's just my inability to recall past events accurately

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
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    I was considering this for a while

    but apparently it's not all that practical

    Same here.

    Looking forward to having a job and making mad cash dollar bills so I can get either the new iPhone or whichever android nonsense is best right now

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    1:55PM It's up to 2x faster than before, with dual-core graphics, which are said to be seven times faster than previous iPhone.

    1:55PM It has the A5 chip!

    1:55PM "Of course it starts with a Retina display, of course it's glass on the back... but don't be deceived, because inside it's all new."

    1:54PM "I'm really pleased to tell you today about the brand new iPhone 4S."

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    well I'm getting a 4S

    that confirms it

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    oooh infinity blade!

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    T4CT wrote:

    Heads up, the thread has an OP you should read.

    why would I do that

    I literally only made that comment because Larlar commented on the 1.1 error that comes from Engadget so I figured he might not know to use that one

    no need to get cranky about it

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    I guess they're saving new numbers for more visual revisions of the iphone?

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    you can't have a sequel to infinity blade

    it's mathematically unsound

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Infinity Blade + 1

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    infinity blade-er

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2011
    Infinity Double Post

    Sterica on
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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    It's a new guy this time, Mysst!

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    stop it!

    you're breaking the universe

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    has steve jobs cum on your face yet or is he still jerking off?

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    8 hours talk time

    but what's that in video/game playing time?

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    whoa lots of time travel up in here

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    has steve jobs cum on your face yet or is he still jerking off?

    it's tim cook cumming on my face now, get with it

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Tim Cook is very gentle and rhythmic

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    has steve jobs cum on your face yet or is he still jerking off?

    Uh, Steve Jobs died. Didn't you hear any of that news?

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Mysst wrote:
    has steve jobs cum on your face yet or is he still jerking off?

    Uh, Steve Jobs died. Didn't you hear any of that news?

    he fell off a cliff while backpacking in new zealand with Dane Cook

    dane's twin brother, tim, inherited the title of CEO

    Brolo on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    T4CT wrote:
    T4CT wrote:

    Heads up, the thread has an OP you should read.

    why would I do that

    I literally only made that comment because Larlar commented on the 1.1 error that comes from Engadget so I figured he might not know to use that one

    no need to get cranky about it

    You seem unnecessarily defensive. Relax, man. Have a drink.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Mysst wrote:
    has steve jobs cum on your face yet or is he still jerking off?

    Uh, Steve Jobs died. Didn't you hear any of that news?

    did he die or fly off in his mothership?

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    T4CT wrote:
    T4CT wrote:

    Heads up, the thread has an OP you should read.

    why would I do that

    I literally only made that comment because Larlar commented on the 1.1 error that comes from Engadget so I figured he might not know to use that one

    no need to get cranky about it

    You seem unnecessarily defensive. Relax, man. Have a drink.

    nope, that's just you

    i was just being friend-uh-lee

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    one of my professors is steve jobs' sister and boy she's been in a weird place about a lot of Apple stuff

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    the new iPhone 4S camera will allow your 16 year old daughter's sexy Facebook photos to be crisper and easier to distinguish by employers 5 years later

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    T4CT wrote:
    nope, that's just you

    i was just being friend-uh-lee

    Alright. I didn't go assuming anyone was being cranky though.

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    both of you shut up

    I can't hear how badly apple wants my money

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    someone upstairs is drilling or something but it just sounds like a really loud drawn-out fart

    anyway the OP tricked me into thinking that maybe Apple had launched a $200 tablet too but it is not so!!

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    this slide

    is so sad

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    hey, someone put a lot of sad hours into gathering that data

    show some sad respect

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    the preference for "real" cameras over iphones is something that seems inherently justified to us and will seem like a needless, stodgy and nonsensical distinction in the future

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    the preference for "real" cameras over iphones is something that seems inherently justified to us and will seem like a needless, stodgy and nonsensical distinction in the future

    not until we dramatically alter the properties of how photons interact with matter

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    yeah I'm getting one of these

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
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    this slide

    is so sad

    it makes no damned sense except apple trying to get an impressive looking slide that means fuck all

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    the preference for "real" cameras over iphones is something that seems inherently justified to us and will seem like a needless, stodgy and nonsensical distinction in the future

    not until we dramatically alter the properties of how photons interact with matter

    are you fakeposter

  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    I want a color e-ink screen.

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    it's weird that they wouldn't even TRY to label the y-axis there

    I mean, for all we know, the y-axis could be "registered users on flickr that own iphones"

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I want siri on my current 4, damn it

    why did apple have to buy them out

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