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MSPA: this is the end...the end of SSG dog racing

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Transformers are stupid

    or whatever toy that is

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i specifically picked a stupid picture of one yes

    select your pistol, and then

  • CrowbawtCrowbawt Member of the Midnight Crew Registered User regular
    After that moon video first gained popularity all any of my group of friends would say all day was UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    john madden john madden john madden

  • MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    foot





    ball

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    yo doggs get on tinychat

  • CrowbawtCrowbawt Member of the Midnight Crew Registered User regular
    Tinychat is too s-s-s-s-scary

  • MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    crow t's okay im there

    i will give moral support

    plus you can just kinda sit around and spectate or just leave the tab open and do other things if you want

    NOT SCARY AT ALL

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  • MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    Z-zoinks!

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Crowbawt wrote:
    Tinychat is too s-s-s-s-scary

    There might g-girls there!

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    oh no might girls

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  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    Tinychat for JERKS

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    why aren't you in there then zay

    doho

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  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    I don't know the url :(

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  • CrowbawtCrowbawt Member of the Midnight Crew Registered User regular
    Hahaha Zay doesn't know the url, what a loser!!

    (I googled it)

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    All right, it's Friday night and my roommates are out of town.

    And I just so happen to have this bottle of bourbon here.

    Yes, I do think it's about time to do a reread of Homestuck. Or, as the situation may turn into sometime in Act 2, Drunkstuck.

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Either Act 1 is Drunkstuck or there is too much reading and not enough drinking.

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  • EricsErics Charming to the last Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    HEY GUESS WHAT it is time for me to stream scarygames again!

    And I have a special guest with me this time I wonder who it is (hint: it might be Lexxy)

    Come watch!

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    Twitter | Steam | Twitch.tv ~♪
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    I am down like a dying clown

  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    its always a good time for scary time

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday.

    Well, here goes.

  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    aw yiss

    you're gonna be the guy! the guy who finishes just intime

    k night itme shh only dreams e

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Skull Man wrote:
    aw yiss

    you're gonna be the guy! the guy who finishes just intime

    k night itme shh only dreams e

    Well, I mean, I've already read it. Several times actually. But, yes, I figure this is probably a good time to do so again.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    You decide to consult with the Colonel's bottomless wisdom. Good grief this thing is huge. It could kill a cat if you dropped it.

    Oh shit, Jaspers, nooooo

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
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    You just know there's some poor kid in a doomed session out there stuck with ladlekind.

  • BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    Ladling out justice

    CD World Tour status:
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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    wanna use the fncysntakind

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Oh good other people posted. Now I'll feel less bad about it!

    Bourbon status: 4th glass. I guess that's like 8 fingers for me. Starting to find it hard to type. 3 glasses have been Buffalo Trace, other was Woodford Reserve. All good bourbons.

    Anyway, this one of my favorite Act 1 conversations:
    TT: I understand you have recently come into possession of the beta release of "The Game of the Year", as featured in respectable periodicals such as GameBro Magazine.
    EB: that's an ugly rumor.
    EB: whoever told you that is a filthy liar.
    EB: and you should probably stop hitting on him all the time or whatever.
    TT: I can't control myself.
    TT: I must have a weakness for insufferable pricks.

    EB: anyway i still haven't checked the mail, my dad has it.
    EB: i'm trying to go get it from him, so brb
    TT: John.
    EB: what?
    TT: You're wearing one of your disguises now, aren't you?
    TT: You are typing to me right now while wearing something ridiculous.

    EB: no, why would you even think that??
    EB: that's so stupid.
    TT: Ok.
    TT: Why don't you go get the game from your father?

    EB: alright, wish me luck.
    EB: oh, btw...
    EB: jk I was wearing a funny disguise this whole time.
    EB: gotcha! hehehehe
    TT: I know, John.
    You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.
    I think this is officially an understatement at this point.

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    One of the things I do when I re-read is try to remember what Homestuck's single longest running mystery is. I suspect for those that read from the beginning, it was probably this box.
    EB: whoa ok but i just got the most awesome present.
    TT: The rabbit?
    EB: SO SWEET.

    TT: I've heard tales of this wretched creature often. Its Homeric legend is practically ensconced in the fold of my personal mythology by now.

    I kind of wonder if even at this early stage Rose knew it was the same bunny? Anyway, I am currently at: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002067

  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    Rose chats are almost universally delightful

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Woodford Reserve is a good bourbon

  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    I want to see some upgraded hockey sticks

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    WELCOME TO HELL
    Magnetic H && Magnetic E && Hockey Stick && Hockey Stick

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Wanna get that Hero of Space hoodie I'm just now seeing

    never owned one, seems like it might be a good purchase for when the colder weather sets in as I don't plan on turning on the heat too much during winter so as to save moneys. the alternative is my car coat, which is fine for going out, but pretty bulky for just hanging out inside.

    plus also it looks pretty rad

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote:
    You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.
    I think this is officially an understatement at this point.

    Two deaths, one fakedeath, three dead friends, every dead parent, unlimited dead bro friend and an affirmation of his sexuality later, yeah.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Grey Ghost wrote:
    Woodford Reserve is a good bourbon

    Hell yeah it is, but Buffalo Trace is cheaper. But yeah, my current mission is to try every bourbon I can find for between $20 and $30. It's been a delicious adventure so far. Anyway, it's foreshadowing time!
    GG: whoa what was that?????
    EB: what was what?
    GG: there was a loud noise outside my house!!
    GG: it sounded like an explosion!!!!

    EB: wow, really?

    And this sets up my favorite callback:
    EB: you can see me, right.
    EB: tell me what is wrong with this picture.

    TT: Sorry. I keep losing the wireless signal.

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    Heh.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    I feel like Dave is speaking for all of us here:
    TG: oh man
    TG: how big is it
    EB: i dunno.
    EB: big, i guess.
    EB: i gotta go!
    EB: we'll talk later if i am still alive and the earth isn't blown up.

    TG: like the size of texas
    TG: or just rhode island
    TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us
    TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG
    TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir
    TG: OH SHIT
    TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir
    TG: OH SHIT
    TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
    TG: OH SNAP
    TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter
    TG: you mean like the planet?
    TG: yeah
    TG: well its that big sir
    TG: hmm that sounds pretty big
    TG: i have a question
    TG: is it jupiter?
    TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
    TG: OH SHIT
    TG: anyway later

    Also, I just got to the first walkabout flash at the start of Act 2.

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  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    WELCOME TO HELL
    Magnetic H && Magnetic E && Hockey Stick && Hockey Stick

    I love this

    I love you

  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    eart is literally under seige by the planet fucking jupiter

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Comparing pre-EOA4 Jade with "Future you can future kiss my ass!!" Jade is bringing me no end of amusement. Anyway, I'm now here and I've stopped drinking for the night. It's like 3:30 here and there's football to watch tomorrow, so I'll probably pick this up again Sunday after a few more pages.

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    Good to know these guys have their priorities in order.

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    Given what we know now, that was a close one.

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    Favorite Problem Sleuth callback? You betcha.
    TT: In some cultures the persistent refusal of a lady's invitation to play a game with her would be a sign wanton disrespect.
    TT: Either that, or flagrant homosexuality.
    I have never liked calling someone or something "gay" but, well... I have also been known to think to myself when seeing people who are only famous for things online: "it's that guy who has a blog".
    Also, universally delightful indeed.

    Edit: for the record, I still love the quote misattribution running gag.

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