Oh good other people posted. Now I'll feel less bad about it!
Bourbon status: 4th glass. I guess that's like 8 fingers for me. Starting to find it hard to type. 3 glasses have been Buffalo Trace, other was Woodford Reserve. All good bourbons.
Anyway, this one of my favorite Act 1 conversations:
TT: I understand you have recently come into possession of the beta release of "The Game of the Year", as featured in respectable periodicals such as GameBro Magazine. EB: that's an ugly rumor.
EB: whoever told you that is a filthy liar.
EB: and you should probably stop hitting on him all the time or whatever. TT: I can't control myself.
TT: I must have a weakness for insufferable pricks.
EB: anyway i still haven't checked the mail, my dad has it.
EB: i'm trying to go get it from him, so brb TT: John.
EB: what? TT: You're wearing one of your disguises now, aren't you?
TT: You are typing to me right now while wearing something ridiculous.
EB: no, why would you even think that??
EB: that's so stupid. TT: Ok.
TT: Why don't you go get the game from your father?
EB: alright, wish me luck.
EB: oh, btw...
EB: jk I was wearing a funny disguise this whole time.
EB: gotcha! hehehehe TT: I know, John.
You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.
I think this is officially an understatement at this point.
One of the things I do when I re-read is try to remember what Homestuck's single longest running mystery is. I suspect for those that read from the beginning, it was probably this box.
EB: whoa ok but i just got the most awesome present. TT: The rabbit?
EB: SO SWEET. TT: I've heard tales of this wretched creature often. Its Homeric legend is practically ensconced in the fold of my personal mythology by now.
Wanna get that Hero of Space hoodie I'm just now seeing
never owned one, seems like it might be a good purchase for when the colder weather sets in as I don't plan on turning on the heat too much during winter so as to save moneys. the alternative is my car coat, which is fine for going out, but pretty bulky for just hanging out inside.
Hell yeah it is, but Buffalo Trace is cheaper. But yeah, my current mission is to try every bourbon I can find for between $20 and $30. It's been a delicious adventure so far. Anyway, it's foreshadowing time!
GG: whoa what was that????? EB: what was what? GG: there was a loud noise outside my house!!
GG: it sounded like an explosion!!!! EB: wow, really?
TG: oh man
TG: how big is it EB: i dunno.
EB: big, i guess.
EB: i gotta go!
EB: we'll talk later if i am still alive and the earth isn't blown up.
TG: like the size of texas
TG: or just rhode island
TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us
TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG
TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir
TG: OH SHIT
TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
TG: OH SNAP
TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter
TG: you mean like the planet?
TG: yeah
TG: well its that big sir
TG: hmm that sounds pretty big
TG: i have a question
TG: is it jupiter?
TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
TG: OH SHIT
TG: anyway later
Also, I just got to the first walkabout flash at the start of Act 2.
Comparing pre-EOA4 Jade with "Future you can future kiss my ass!!" Jade is bringing me no end of amusement. Anyway, I'm now here and I've stopped drinking for the night. It's like 3:30 here and there's football to watch tomorrow, so I'll probably pick this up again Sunday after a few more pages.
Good to know these guys have their priorities in order.
Given what we know now, that was a close one.
Favorite Problem Sleuth callback? You betcha.
TT: In some cultures the persistent refusal of a lady's invitation to play a game with her would be a sign wanton disrespect.
TT: Either that, or flagrant homosexuality.
Posts
or whatever toy that is
select your pistol, and then
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
i will give moral support
plus you can just kinda sit around and spectate or just leave the tab open and do other things if you want
NOT SCARY AT ALL
There might g-girls there!
doho
(I googled it)
And I just so happen to have this bottle of bourbon here.
Yes, I do think it's about time to do a reread of Homestuck. Or, as the situation may turn into sometime in Act 2, Drunkstuck.
And I have a special guest with me this time I wonder who it is (hint: it might be Lexxy)
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Well, here goes.
you're gonna be the guy! the guy who finishes just intime
k night itme shh only dreams e
Well, I mean, I've already read it. Several times actually. But, yes, I figure this is probably a good time to do so again.
Oh shit, Jaspers, nooooo
You just know there's some poor kid in a doomed session out there stuck with ladlekind.
Bourbon status: 4th glass. I guess that's like 8 fingers for me. Starting to find it hard to type. 3 glasses have been Buffalo Trace, other was Woodford Reserve. All good bourbons.
Anyway, this one of my favorite Act 1 conversations: I think this is officially an understatement at this point.
One of the things I do when I re-read is try to remember what Homestuck's single longest running mystery is. I suspect for those that read from the beginning, it was probably this box.
I kind of wonder if even at this early stage Rose knew it was the same bunny? Anyway, I am currently at: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002067
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never owned one, seems like it might be a good purchase for when the colder weather sets in as I don't plan on turning on the heat too much during winter so as to save moneys. the alternative is my car coat, which is fine for going out, but pretty bulky for just hanging out inside.
plus also it looks pretty rad
Two deaths, one fakedeath, three dead friends, every dead parent, unlimited dead bro friend and an affirmation of his sexuality later, yeah.
Hell yeah it is, but Buffalo Trace is cheaper. But yeah, my current mission is to try every bourbon I can find for between $20 and $30. It's been a delicious adventure so far. Anyway, it's foreshadowing time!
And this sets up my favorite callback:
Heh.
Also, I just got to the first walkabout flash at the start of Act 2.
I love this
I love you
Good to know these guys have their priorities in order.
Given what we know now, that was a close one.
Favorite Problem Sleuth callback? You betcha.
I have never liked calling someone or something "gay" but, well... I have also been known to think to myself when seeing people who are only famous for things online: "it's that guy who has a blog".
Also, universally delightful indeed.
Edit: for the record, I still love the quote misattribution running gag.