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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    if I were crwth, every post would be galo sengen

    god if only

  • ZayZay Registered User regular
    Every time I post I hope I'm making a crwth post

    Your quality would need to go way up.

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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    Look

    A goal is something to work towards, ya ain't set a goal if you already there

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
  • tayvaantayvaan Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    the pm thread blew off a lot of crwth's steam

    but I see that it wasn't enough

    blowing off steaaaaaaaam

    calibrations

    easing some tension

    calibrations
    Spoiler:

    this thread needs more mass effect
    Spoiler:

  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    homestuck mass effect crossover cropped porn

    crwth make it happen

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson And they will tremble again at the sound of our silence!Registered User regular
    Okay, I am well and truly drunk right now. We did win trivia night down at the local public house, though! So, I will try to do
    DRUNKSTUCK: PART 3: ACT 4 right now, provided I can keep my head up long enough to do so so.

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  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    yes yes this is exactly what I need to stay up way too late again

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson And they will tremble again at the sound of our silence!Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Well, I can barely keeep my head off the desk right now, so actually being drunk for drunkstuck is proving to be a tad difficult.

    Edit: but, maybe, having a walkabout flash with Doctor can pull me through. let
    s find out

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson And they will tremble again at the sound of our silence!Registered User regular
    Okay, I don't know how much I can actually cover tonight but here goes.

    Before, I do, though, Christ I love "Doctor". Probably my first or second favorite Homestuck song along with Sburban Jungle. And really, I think this is the first walkabout flash since Act 2 and the last before Aterniabound in Act 5.
    To ascend, each time you must first descent!
    Now, more than ever, I believe that the other kids will reach godtier.

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    One of the things we don't knwo, I feel I shoud point out, is how in the hell the White King gets in there sometime between now and when it goes off in 413 years.

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    Jenga==Vriska?

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    I think Speed pointed this out. But still, what would Vriska and Gamzee even tell Jade?

    EB: but it's ok, i think he is mostly just looking after you.
    EB: like a guardian angel or something.
    D'aww.

    GG: oh jeez i was asleep when i said that silly!
    GG: of course i know what it is

    EB: oh ok.
    EB: where did you even get it?

    GG: from the ruins
    GG: its daves copy

    EB: wow.
    EB: the thing you just said doesn't even make the slightest bit of sense.
    Hehehehehe.

    GG: so now it is my turn to be the star!
    GG: i will be your hero
    GG: its me
    TG: wait what
    GG: i installed the game!
    GG: im connecting to you as the server player
    I love Dave's reaction here. "Wait, Jade is my server player? Oh shit." And it was mentioned earlier in the thread while I was at work, but yes, this conversation does reference that Jade's dreambot records her dreams.

    CG: HEY JOHN.
    CG: CALM THE HELL DOWN.
    Now that I know who the trolls are, I gotta say, these conversations take on a different tack.

    EB: that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard.
    CG: WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I MAPPED OUT THIS TROLLING ONSLAUGHT VERY WELL IN ADVANCE.
    Indeed.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson And they will tremble again at the sound of our silence!Registered User regular
    TT: Wait.
    TT: So you mean to tell me she was able to connect with you in a timely fashion, without waiting until you were on the brink of annihilation?
    TG: we went over this
    TG: i was a little bogged down
    TG: in the epic swaddle of legendary puppet taint

    TT: I've done nothing but wait for boys to play this game with me all day.
    TT: First John lollygagging with the client, and then you with the server, downright filibustering my existence with unending fraternal melee.
    TT: And yet a girl, one who didn't even own the game, was able to connect with you minutes after you connected with me.
    Hah.

    TG: so this place youre at now
    TG: its the same place hes at right

    TT: It's hard to say for certain.
    TT: But I think I like it here.
    This is the last thing Rose says before we're introduced to LOLAR. I think it's kind of interesting that she likes such a bright, light place given her past and current predelicitions.


    I think this is the first time we see Jade curse:
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    GG: oh fuck!!!!!!


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    Both spirographs appear to be the same... which forces me to agree with the idea that it'll probably lead to two different versions of the Kids' sessions? Then again, I'm not sure - given what we know right now - how a scratch in the Kids' session would not wipe out the exiles.

    Maybe simple things are the key to the heart of a lady. You do not know because you do not know anything about ladies really. They are a riddle draped in a mystery wrapped in post-apocalyptic shroudwear.
    Indeed, WV, indeed.


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    GG: hi dave!!!!
    TG: jesus
    TG: and the worst thing is
    TG: all that juice i drank
    TG: i mean
    TG: you just HAD TO FIGURE all that juice was going to come back to haunt me
    TG: like frankensteins incontinent fucking ghost
    TG: it was like
    TG: chekhovs juice
    "Chekhov's juice". I will have to remember to use this the next time I've had too many Diet Cokes.

    TG: the last thing i need is for your weird brain webcam to be snapping shots of my dong
    TG: your grandpa was a sick fuck why would he build a voyeurbot for a little girl
    TG: fuck

    GG: stop being a huge baby and go peeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
    So he doesn't get the Dreambot video log but he does understand the general concept? Gotcha. (Still though: voyuerbot. Hehehehehe.)

    TG: what is it
    GG: dave this poor bird
    TG: what bird
    GG: the one with the sword through it!!!
    TG: i wouldnt know anything about that
    GG: but isnt this your sword?
    TG: that could be anyones sword
    GG: :|
    TG: what does it look like
    TG: is it a cheap piece of shit
    TG: cause i only bother with high quality blades
    TG: forged by stoic asian masters
    TG: hells of rude kinds of expensive
    Davechats: comedic gold.


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    ROBOSLAP


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    You could have sworn that strange man was holding your copy of Colonel Sassacre's.
    HOW DID GRANDPA HARLEY GET THERE?!?!?! THIS MAY BE MY BIGGEST UNANSWERED HOMESTUCK QUESTION.


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    OH GOD HOW CAN SHAVING CREAM BE SO FLAMMABLE


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    A big gust of wind conveniently comes along and blows out all the fire.


    It is really convenient.
    HMM I WONDER


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    The stars twinkle over the freshly christened EXILE TOWN. It is a beautiful evening and the future is so full of promise you can't imagine what could possibly oh my god a huge eggy looking thing just appeared in the sky.

    TG: what should i do with these beta copies
    TG: i dont really need them anymore
    GG: i suppose just hang on to them for a while........
    GG: and then later
    GG: just do whatever you are naturally compelled to do with them!

    TG: wow that was a weird answer
    TG: but ok
    I love that Jade never explains to Dave where she got her copies of the beta from. On the flip side, I suspect she wouldn't really like it that much if she knew that an alternate future Dave got brutally murdered for them.

    GC: H3Y L4LOND3
    GC: STOP CRY1NG 1N YOUR MOMS B3V3R4G3
    GC: SH3 H4T3S YOU 4ND H4S L3FT YOU FOR3V3R
    GC: H3H3H3H >8D
    Oh hey Terezi.

    GC: YOU S33 W3 4R3 M34NT TO B3 B3ST H4T3FR13NDS FOR3V3R
    TT: A beautiful soulgrudge this cosmic was surely authored by the constellations.
    I gotta say, after this conversation I don't remember very many Seer-Seer chats.

    GC: Y34H 3X4CTLY! S33R OF M1ND P4G3 OF BR34TH KN1GHT OF BLOOD M41D OF T1M3
    So the first four titles she rattles off are her's, Tavros's, Karkat's, and Aradia's. Huh.

    GG: this is nonsense
    GG: every time i believe something you say you laugh at me and call me a gullible human!!!!
    GG: its so childish

    CG: OK FINE I ADMIT IT, I COMPLETELY SHIT THE BED HERE.
    CG: I GET THAT.
    CG: AND I CAN'T PROMISE I WON'T KEEP TROLLING YOU.
    CG: CAUSE I WILL, IN WEEKS OR MONTHS OR WHATEVER.
    CG: I'LL KEEP GIVING YOU A HARD TIME, BUT SEE THAT WON'T BE PRESENT ME.
    CG: THAT'S PAST ME.
    CG: FROM LIKE A HALF HOUR AGO OR SO, WHEN I WAS MORE HOT AND BOTHERED ABOUT ALL THIS, OK?
    I'm starting to realize that "FUTURE YOU CAN FUTURE KISS MY ASS!!!" had been a long time coming.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I still remember how weird the titles terezi mentioned to john seemed at the time

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    Guys remember herpus derpus he was great

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    I still remember how weird the titles terezi mentioned to john seemed at the time

    The Knight of Blood thing seemed particularly ominous! Which is funny now because karkat is the biggest pussycat of them all.

    but yeah it definitely foreshadowed that the troll session would be darker and more creepy.

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    crwth wrote:
    CROPPED

    HOMESTUCK

    P*slits own throat*

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    grrkllllgggggggg

    "cropped"?

    h-how big is the original file

    where and why are you finding these

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson And they will tremble again at the sound of our silence!Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    You know, Terezi's first chat with John was actually kinda creepy:
    Spoiler:
    Followed by the first time we see a non-Karkat troll:
    Spoiler:

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    DD with cat ears. Rating: amusing.

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    Eeep!

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    The PARCEL MISTRESS departs with her mission of double agency. You wonder if she'll actually be so foolish as to attempt to uphold her end of the lopsided bargain. You make a policy of handing out a REGISWORD and a HITLIST to just about everyone who enters your office. But you never think anyone's actually going to GO THROUGH with it.

    You wish you could watch. She's a deadwoman.

    You wonder why she's so desperate to acquire this package. What could be inside?

    Jack: Open it.
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    Rose is kind of a little too good with these things to start off with.

    TG: im building up your house
    TG: by the way why do you live in this weird compound
    TG: do you host east european industrial raves
    I quote "East European industrial raves" to myself somewhat often. It's just so amusing.

    GA: I Thought Your Familiarity With Her May Allow You To Furnish Me Insight
    GA: She And You Are Familiar Isnt That Right
    GA: She Perhaps Even Regards You With Uh
    GA: Endearment
    TG: you have no idea dude she is so in my grill
    TG: like a stray hotdog that rolled down there
    TG: and now its too much trouble to fish out with the tongs
    TG: so you just watch it like crack and turn black

    GA: Um Is This
    GA: A Common Sort Of Practice In Human Courtship
    GA: Watching Oblong Meat Products Tumble Into Places They Dont Belong
    Kanaya is probably more right than she will ever know.

    AT: hIIII, sO,
    AT: yOU GET BOSSED AROUND BY THE KNIGHT, oK, gIVEN THAT, i HAVE A QUESTION,
    TT: Who?
    AT: oH, tHE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE "cool", i THINK,
    AT: tHE SUN GLASSES GUY,

    TT: Why would someone wear sunglasses while using a computer?
    Tavros is just so precious. Especially since Dave and Rose were probably the first humans he talked to, what a rough introduction.

    TT: I know that anyone committed to such an affectation could only be striving to mask a severe insecurity complex, and likely harbors a crisis of self-image.
    Meanwhile, I bet Rose knows exactly how right she is.
    AT: bUT, uHH, i MEAN DAVE,
    TT: Oh, that guy.
    Oh, right.
    TT: If you're trying to get his goat, you should know he only stocks the animal in the first place for ironic purposes.
    I'm trying to not to quote every line of this chat, bUT, uH, iT'S HARD. The above is probably one of my favorite lines in Homestuck.
    TT: I suggest you serve these crisp bunches of honey and verbal annihilation to him as part of a complete breakfast.
    Damn, girl. Anyway, just pretend I quoted the rest of this conversation here. Especially the part where Rose says "peer-reviewed motherfuckin' science". Or when Tavros accidentally blocks here and she replies with "uMMMM,"

    TT: But now I know for sure Dave isn't behind this plan.
    TT: It's too complicated.
    GA: I Dont Understand
    GA: Who Better To Coordinate Such Events Than The Knight Of Time

    TT: You're awfully quick to his defense.
    TT: Are you sure you don't have a thing for him?
    TT: It's ok, bro. You can admit it.
    Kanaya, this is a potentially awkward situation! Whatever will you do?
    GA: I'm Hopping To 8=8
    Absconding! Probably a wise course of action, for now. Also, this makes her troll #3 that we see.

    Tavros really isn't very good at this rapping thing. But he does say "silly goose", so it'd be okay by the standards of this forum. Also, sick fires make him troll #4. Since I started reading long after this, I'm kind of forced to wonder what everyone's initial reactions to the trolls were?

    Meanwhile
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    :whistle: How do I live without you?
    I wanna know
    How do I breathe without you
    If you ever go?
    How will I ever, ever survive?
    :whistle:
    CG: WHAT KIND OF CRAPPY EARTH MOVIE IS THIS.
    CG: STUPID RABBIT ASSHOLE SCREWS THE POOCH?

    EB: no, it's about these criminals on a runaway plane, and they've got to be stopped by nick cage and john cusack together as a team.
    CG: OH.
    CG: OK, THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD I GUESS.

    EB: it is sweet, so sweet, you would probably like it.
    CG: I'VE HEARD OF JOHN CUSACK I THINK.
    CG: WASN'T HE IN SERENDIPITY?
    CG: THAT WAS PRETTY GREAT FOR A HUMAN FLICK.

    EB: hahaha, oh man, that sucked so bad!
    When did Karkat find the time to watch John Cusack movies?
    GC: W41T WHO 4R3 YOU T4LK1NG TO NOW
    GC: 1S 1T ON3 OF US
    GC: 1S 1T M3???
    EB: it was carcino.
    GC: H4H4H4H4H4
    GC: 1 B3T H3 1S CONFUS3D 4ND GRUMPY
    Yeah, that seems like a pretty safe bet.
    EB: oh, he said to give you a message...
    GC: OH >:?
    EB: he wants you to touch his bone lump or something.
    GC: WH4T!!!
    EB: and that he's pretty much basically in love with you.
    GC: W41T
    GC: D1D H3 4CTU4LLY S4Y TH4T
    GC: 1N CONF1D3NC3
    I'll take, "One of the things that is infinitely funnier now that we know the trolls" for $200, Alex. On the flip side, this is one of the few times John has Terezi at any sort of disadvantage and he doesn't even realize it.


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    GC: USU4LLY HOW 1TS SUPPOS3D TO GO 1S
    GC: OV3R TH3 COURS3 OF YOUR QU3ST
    GC: YOU W1LL W4K3 TH3 D3N1Z3N
    GC: 4ND TH3N F1N4LLY YOU GO THROUGH TH3 S3V3NTH G4T3
    GC: WH1CH 1S TH3 ONLY W4Y 1NTO TH3 P4L4C3
    GC: TH3N YOU GO DOWN 4ND F1GHT TH3 D3N1Z3N
    GC: 4ND K1LL 1T
    Well, unless it isn't supposed to go that way at all because you just sort of blew through the game and missed the whole point. Just sayin'.


    Meanwhile, in a long discarded memory...
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    Spoiler:
    I really like all the exile stuff. I sure I hope they survive EOA5.

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    I guess that was PM that Jade saw back in Act 3? I wasn't sure. Also, in the a caption for that page WQ is referred to as the "ADORED SOVEREIGN". Is AS reused anywhere I'm not sure it is. Guess I'll find out soon enough.
    The final hope for victory lies in patience and planning.
    Indeed.

    Okay, Rose, deep inside you were truly hoping Jade was right and that by playing this wacky, stressful game that nearly got you killed that you could talk to your dead cat again! So are you prepared to receive these words of wisdom?
    JASPERSPRITE: Meow.
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    Oh, er, well, I mean:
    JASPERSPRITE: Rose im just a cat
    See?
    JASPERSPRITE: Rose im just a cat and i dont know much but i know that youre important and also you are what some people around here call the Seer of Light.
    JASPERSPRITE: And you dont know what that means but you will see its all tied together!
    JASPERSPRITE: All the life in the ocean and all the shiny rain and the songs in your head and the letters they make.
    JASPERSPRITE: A beam of light i think is like a drop of rain or a long piece of yarn that dances around when you play with it and make it look enticing!
    JASPERSPRITE: And the way that it shakes is the same as what makes notes in a song!
    JASPERSPRITE: And a song i think can be written down as letters.
    JASPERSPRITE: So if you play the right song and it makes all the right letters then those letters could be all the letters that make life possible.
    JASPERSPRITE: So all you have to do is wake up and learn to play the rain!
    JASPERSPRITE: Does that make sense rose sorry i disappeared for so long.

    ROSE: Sort of.
    ROSE: It sounds like you aren't exactly in complete command of this information yourself, so I won't press you on it for now.
    ROSE: You're a pretty good cat, Jaspers. I missed you.
    Awww. But, yes, anyway, this seems to be an amalgam of her powers as a Seer and the writing of the MEOW code on her walls and in her journal. Hardly sounds the like the fate of one destined to be forever grimdark, though.

    TT: Ok. How do I wake up?
    GG: im sure it would help to start piecing together the clues to nudge your subconscious
    GG: or maybe face some things you havent faced yet?
    GG: i dunno! its for you to find out
    GG: maybe the stuff you wrote on your walls can give you a clue?

    TT: What stuff?
    GG: the....
    GG: er
    GG: didnt dave tell you?

    TT: Tell me what?
    GG: ._.
    TT: Are you saying he said I defaced the walls of my room?
    TT: While not appearing to be cognizant of the scrawlings?
    TT: Like John?
    TT: I really hope that's not what you're saying.
    TT: It might freak me out.
    GG: he said he was going to tell you <_<;
    TT: Hold on.
    Ahahahaha, turnabout is fair play, Rose!

    ]TT: He's not answering.
    GG: yeah hes pretty tied up right now!
    TT: Can you hassle him via Sburb and tell him to talk to me?
    TT: Bop him on the head with a puppet or something?
    GG: noooooooooooooooooooo
    GG: he made me promise not to bug him while im asleep!

    TT: Can you do it anyway?
    GG: but he will find a way to be clever and make me punch myself in the face again :(
    TT: Did he tell you what I wrote on the walls?
    TT: Wait.
    TT: What?
    I love Rose's reaction to this.

    Meanwhile,
    Spoiler:
    Any chance of John's dream bedroom corresponding to Earth's frog temple being significant at all? Yeah, probably not.


    Meanwhile, meanwhile:
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    We won't see the alpha timeline results of this for another... 2.5 months. That's not that bad, actually. I forgot that this really used to update at a breakneck pace (I only started reading around the end of Act 4.)

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    EB: i gotta go!
    EB: gonna blast off to the seventh gate.
    EB: and, uh, win this game i guess.
    TG: ok well it definitely sounds like youre fucking something up over there
    TG: but alright later

    EB: later.
    Later, indeed. This is probably a good place for me to stop, having long since sobered up by this point. Tomorrow: the end of Act 4! And maybe even the beginnings of Act 5? Anyway.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Registered User regular
    oh my, that fanart of feferi calling dave a monster for eating goldfish is delightful

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    act 5 is fucking ridiculous, looking at it from the other side

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I tell you what else is ridiculous; trying to change my frickin flights from spain

    this should not be difficult
    you could theoretically walk between these countries
    why is it so hard to find a flight that doesn't take 700-bajillion hours
    maybe I'll just hire a friggin CAR and drive overnight.
    ... 1600km
    if i left at 6pm-ish I would STILL be back before almost any flight combination the internet is able to dig up.

  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    always say yes to roadtrips

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    always say yes to roadtrips

    november, winter, ice+snow
    wrong side of the road
    passing through at least two countries where I don't speak the language, possibly three
    two sets of mountain ranges
    15 hours driving, overnight, probably will be short on sleep in any case
    alone
    ... dammit let's do it.

  • WietWiet Registered User regular
    You can always see if it's possible by train, but ice and snow are only going to make the trip even more awful at that point.

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    tynic wrote:
    always say yes to roadtrips

    november, winter, ice+snow
    wrong side of the road
    passing through at least two countries where I don't speak the language, possibly three
    two sets of mountain ranges
    15 hours driving, overnight, probably will be short on sleep in any case
    alone
    ... dammit let's do it.

    As long as you have a smartphone, you're never alone. We're all roadtripping with you.

    I'm the one who keeps changing the fucking radio station.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2011
    Wiet wrote:
    You can always see if it's possible by train, but ice and snow are only going to make the trip even more awful at that point.

    nah, train will definitely take longer, and be more expensive.

    The problem is, I'd already booked flights to spain but I have to change them because I have a conference. My conference is on the 7th in Barcelona, my flights are to Bilbao. Changing the flight departure point is, like, 300E and is inconvenient time-wise in any case, so easier just to book a new flight. But the times are really important BECAUSE - my sister is turning up in germany on the morning of the 7th. I've organised for her to stay with a friend, but I would still like to be back in germany by early on the 8th if possible (ok ideally evening of the 7th). But my town doesn't have an airport, meaning I need to juggle train times as well.

    All I need is a flight that leaves after 5pm on the 7th and arrives at an airport reasonably near my destination before 10pm, OR leaves after 7am and arrives before, oh, 1pm or so.
    at the moment I cannot find any option that won't leave me spending a night in an airport somewhere (which is irksome because I have a perfectly comfortable hotel already booked in Barcelona), or taking 7 hours and getting me back in the evening on the 8th. It really should not be this tricky.

    At one point i was considering spending 6 hours overnight in amsterdam but I may as well do that in duesseldorf really.

    tynic on
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    more like 1/0
    ASimPerson wrote:
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    One of the things we don't knwo, I feel I shoud point out, is how in the hell the White King gets in there sometime between now and when it goes off in 413 years.

    that's not how it works

    the ruins were thrown from skaia's present into our distant past

    he's already there, he's already always been there

  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote:
    crwth wrote:
    CROPPED

    HOMESTUCK

    P*slits own throat*

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    grrkllllgggggggg

    "cropped"?

    h-how big is the original file

    where and why are you finding these

    that picture is actually pretty tame, no real nudity

    well drawn, too

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Registered User regular
    Then again, I'm not sure - given what we know right now - how a scratch in the Kids' session would not wipe out the exiles.
    Where did we learn that? The device shown seems more in kin with reversing the Skaia defense portals than messing with the Scratch.

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    do you just sit around and google homestuck porn all day

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    i wouldn't say all day

  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    also, plus4chan has a porn section that also has a homestuck thread so

    that makes things pretty easy

  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    do you have homestuck porn rss feeds

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    what if i did larlar

  • WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    more like 1/0
    ASimPerson wrote:
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    One of the things we don't knwo, I feel I shoud point out, is how in the hell the White King gets in there sometime between now and when it goes off in 413 years.

    that's not how it works

    the ruins were thrown from skaia's present into our distant past

    he's already there, he's already always been there

    But Dave's Beta copies were placed in the pod by DD? in Descend, upon which the pod closed. Then the copies came out for Jade during EOA3, upon which this happened. The King emerged 413 years later when the exiles were gathered, along with Rose's Wizardfiction. So we don't know why exactly he's there.

  • Bobkins FlymoBobkins Flymo HAPPY WAALUWEEN Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I can't get off to regular Homesmut. I required crwth's precise crops.

    The mystery makes it erotic, you see. The imagination stimulates my erogenous bits.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer I'm Speed Racer and I drive real fast. I drive real fast, I'm gonna last.Registered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote:
    Meanwhile
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    :whistle: How do I live without you?
    I wanna know
    How do I breathe without you
    If you ever go?
    How will I ever, ever survive?
    :whistle:
    CG: WHAT KIND OF CRAPPY EARTH MOVIE IS THIS.
    CG: STUPID RABBIT ASSHOLE SCREWS THE POOCH?

    EB: no, it's about these criminals on a runaway plane, and they've got to be stopped by nick cage and john cusack together as a team.
    CG: OH.
    CG: OK, THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD I GUESS.

    EB: it is sweet, so sweet, you would probably like it.
    CG: I'VE HEARD OF JOHN CUSACK I THINK.
    CG: WASN'T HE IN SERENDIPITY?
    CG: THAT WAS PRETTY GREAT FOR A HUMAN FLICK.

    EB: hahaha, oh man, that sucked so bad!
    When did Karkat find the time to watch John Cusack movies?

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    Is that...

    Is that John Cusack?

    The thing that most people don't realize is that John Cusack is a universal constant.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer I'm Speed Racer and I drive real fast. I drive real fast, I'm gonna last.Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Whyther wrote:
    Skull Man wrote:
    more like 1/0
    ASimPerson wrote:
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    One of the things we don't knwo, I feel I shoud point out, is how in the hell the White King gets in there sometime between now and when it goes off in 413 years.

    that's not how it works

    the ruins were thrown from skaia's present into our distant past

    he's already there, he's already always been there

    But Dave's Beta copies were placed in the pod by DD? in Descend, upon which the pod closed. Then the copies came out for Jade during EOA3, upon which this happened. The King emerged 413 years later when the exiles were gathered, along with Rose's Wizardfiction. So we don't know why exactly he's there.

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    The TIME CAPSULE stores the seed, and on account of some default setting, is programmed to bloom several hundred million years from now.

    The capsule then readies a new seed.

    the time capsule is programmed to release its contents 413 million years after they're placed inside

    so from that we can conclude that the White King got exiled to a point in time 413 years after the Frog Temple did, found the frog temple, and hopped into the capsule.

    Speed Racer on
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  • Crimson KingCrimson King we need no grave to bury honesty there's not a grain of it the face to sweeten of the whole dungy earthRegistered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote:
    I can't get off to regular Homesmut. I required crwth's precise crops.

    The mystery makes it erotic, you see. The imagination stimulates my erogenous bits.

    not too little, not too much

    crwth always crops it just the right amount

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer I'm Speed Racer and I drive real fast. I drive real fast, I'm gonna last.Registered User regular
    or heck maybe the White King is the one responsible for building the Frog Temple like we see in WV: Ascend

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    dave enters University Challenge

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