Solid Saints (the one where you all bid on stuff auction style and the money goes to Child's Play) is still happening.
It is, however, being pushed into the new year for a number of reasons. Most of them are logistical in nature (i.e. new website, logo, auction tool, tax reasons that will make shit easier for the Child's Play crew, people will have holiday cash to spend, etc.)
Last year we raised just shy of $12k. This year we're going for $20k.
And as always, thanks to Neville for running this again...and to Mully for the art.
No problem
I will be providing stuff and buying a fuckton this year for sure.
Hopefully you guys will have the final bid time(s) a bit later than last year?
I couldn't refresh often enough when I was at work
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nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
Hey Nevs, quick question - lately when shipping things to myself from the States Korean customs has asked for a Korean phone number. Should I include this in my sign-up email just in case they ask for it when my Satan ships things?
yes please
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
oh man, for reals. i loved the cookies and peppermint bark i got from dru and nevs in secret satans. both packages literally lasted about two days total
oh man, for reals. i loved the cookies and peppermint bark i got from dru and nevs in secret satans. both packages literally lasted about two days total
oh man, for reals. i loved the cookies and peppermint bark i got from dru and nevs in secret satans. both packages literally lasted about two days total
Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
What I am seeing here is that stale would like a 100 year old woman from south America who doesn't wear pants or shirts who has a redundant organ system.
What I am seeing here is that stale would like a 100 year old woman from south America who doesn't wear pants or shirts who has a redundant organ system.
Man, I don't want me none of them darkie organs.
White blood only Doc! Don't be making me no Negroid once I'm asleep.
Hey Nevs, quick question - lately when shipping things to myself from the States Korean customs has asked for a Korean phone number. Should I include this in my sign-up email just in case they ask for it when my Satan ships things?
yes please
they should definitely include this because international shipping is a pile of dogshit, particularly to korea, and a local contact number helps things immensely, particularly when the sender doesn't really know you
Hey Nevs, quick question - lately when shipping things to myself from the States Korean customs has asked for a Korean phone number. Should I include this in my sign-up email just in case they ask for it when my Satan ships things?
yes please
they should definitely include this because international shipping is a pile of dogshit, particularly to korea, and a local contact number helps things immensely, particularly when the sender doesn't really know you
I'll address more specific concerns like this and what @Blake T brought up in the next thread's OP
A big FYI to my Satan, I'm going to be traveling from December 12 through New Year's Day, so if you know my package is at my apartment and I'm not posting, don't worry. You could send it before I leave but I really don't mind if I get it after New Year's.
Alright, I'm doing this thing. To my Satan:
I like sports. Specifically, the Houston Texans. Specifically, Matt Schaub. If I got anything related to him I would be SO happy. Anything Texans related would be great. Also, I do fencing (foil mostly) and fencing-related stuff would be nice.
I'm Jewish, so Jew stuff (funny or otherwise) would be much appreciated.
I have a 360, Wii and DS. I'll update this post with what games I have, and if I don't have it I'll probably enjoy it. Exceptions are turn-based strategy games like Disgaea and Advance Wars and first-person shooters like MW.
edit: list of my games is here:
360 games I have:
Bullet Witch
Virtua Fighter 5
GTA IV
King of Fighters XII
ME 1 and 2
Dead or Alive 4
NBA Street Homecourt
Sega Rally REVO
Sega Superstars Tennis
Quantum of Solace
SoulCalibur IV
Battlefield: Bad Company
EA MMA
MvC 3
Need for speed Shift
Blitz: The League II
Gears of War 3
I shared the 360 with my brother, which explains all the fighting games. I like them for the most part, just not my thing overall.
DS games I have
Sonic Rush
Sonic Chronicles
Pokemon Platinum
Chrono Trigger
The World Ends With You (I LOVE this game so anything related to it would be so boss.)
Planet Puzzle League
Super Mario 64
Wii games I have
Smash Bros Brawl
Mario Galaxy 2
No Steam games, please. I'd like them but I have no idea what my laptop can run and I don't play many PC games.
I'd also like to get into some tabletop gaming. No idea where to start.
Movies would be nice. DVD only, unless you can gift Amazon or Zune videos I'm not sure. I have precious few movies. Action, thriller, comedy are all good. One specific request: The Social Network.
TV shows. I have Breaking Bad. I'd like the Wire and Parks and Rec. First time those two shows have been mentioned in one sentence.
A gift card to Zune or Amazon would be awesome for music, TV, movies.
As for game-related stuff, Mass Effect, Mass Effect, and Mass Effect. I have games 1 and 2 (and the first ME novel), but anything else is fair game.
Books: I like investigative non-fiction and sci-fi the best. I will appreciate any book (real or Kindle) thrown my way.
I'm a size adult small for shirts. I don't really wear gaming and general geek shirts.
Basically, anything I get will be awesome and wonderful. I own a Zune, for chrissakes. I'm not hard to please.
Generally as far as clothes go I am not super fussy, and generally pay very little attention to what I wear other than if it's comfortable. Maybe that's just because I have nothing good anyway, maybe surprise me or something. I wear either a Medium or Large shirt, depending on how it runs, and I have no idea about pants.
I also read quite a bit, Sci-fi, Fantasy, general fiction, non-fiction, pretty much anything as long as it's good.
If you're artistically talented I would absolutely not say no to some creative stuff, particularly if it's in physical form.
I also like music, Indie, alternative, things in that vein. (Hate rap, dance, most techno, all country with the single exception of Cash)
I'll probably keep updating this as I remember more as well as my amazon wishlist.
If you're still stuck ask someone to ask me for you I guess?
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
The best way to find out what your satan wants is to ask someone else to ask them for suggestions.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
Surprise! AIDS! Happy Christmas!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
here is my suggestions post
i wear a large maybe xl shirt
any show i like i already own on dvd except for batman beyond, jlu, jl, and every season of batman tas except the first one
i have a 360 and a 3ds, but you should buy me a ps3 and then buy me dust and then buy me uncharted 2 and then buy me uncharted 3 and then buy me a 1080p television set and then i will buy you my mouth on your generals
i like butts, send me butts
if you need more help, ask the following people:
keith
meissnerd
skull man
not neville or fizban because they'll tell you to send me gay porno because they both want my hot hot body and are trying to turn me, as a werewolf turns humans into the lycantype
dude i really wanted to get you so much more hulk shit but i was SO POOR that year
i am also severely disappointed that it wasn't full size like i thought it was
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Part of my gift last year was a drawing and it was amazing.
You are talented in this way; you could make some poor Satan very happy.
Last year all I got was a 10 buck nerf gun that I had no use for at all
short gays are adorable!
No problem
I will be providing stuff and buying a fuckton this year for sure.
Hopefully you guys will have the final bid time(s) a bit later than last year?
I couldn't refresh often enough when I was at work
yes please
he tried to hit up every single food place we passed (AFTER EATING DINNER)
two days is an accomplishment
Oh he's like my coworker who will literally go eat somewhere even if he just finished eating.
Then he will outeat everyone.
And he weighs like 7 pounds.
Haaaaattteeeee
the only reason lostwords seems comparatively light is because he wears crocs
Hey Satan
What I want:
I wear pants sizes you can't find, and brands I wouldn't ever expect you to buy. Don't bother trying. I'm particular about my clothing.
Shirts I would appreciate, but most likely would never wear. Again, I'm particular.
My passion is cooking, but I can't really eat solid food without pain.
I hate Irony.
and Anime.
Ironic Anime sends me into rage-shakes.
I have a PS3 and 360. I don't play many games.
You have my amazon and foodzie wishlists.
If you are type AB- and don't need your liver, your pancreas, one of your kidneys, or about 9 feet of your intestines... I do.
I have a serious love of Southern Americana. So if you find a 100 year old cornbread pan, or a copper pot-still yeah, buy it for me.
I own a Xoom. I need some kind of portfolio or case or something for it so I can easily use it at work.
I smoke a pipe. A nice tin of cavendish would be appreciated.
A vintage Dunhill estate pipe would also.
So would a nice Money-Order, just sayin.
whooooooooops
I gave up on that long ago, Keith doesn't love me
I haven't had the money to go down to Philly in forever
I'm sorry
I can give you 140 ;-)
Satans..... hints.....
Plus no fatties.
Satans..... hints.....
that is my present
a big ol boner
Hell if that's a gift people can give, I'll take -100
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Man, I don't want me none of them darkie organs.
White blood only Doc! Don't be making me no Negroid once I'm asleep.
No wonder all those organs are failing.
Going to get you a hot air balloon ride.
Satans..... hints.....
That's why they're better at sports!!
they should definitely include this because international shipping is a pile of dogshit, particularly to korea, and a local contact number helps things immensely, particularly when the sender doesn't really know you
I'll address more specific concerns like this and what @Blake T brought up in the next thread's OP
Makin' it happen.
Alright, I'm doing this thing. To my Satan:
I like sports. Specifically, the Houston Texans. Specifically, Matt Schaub. If I got anything related to him I would be SO happy. Anything Texans related would be great. Also, I do fencing (foil mostly) and fencing-related stuff would be nice.
I'm Jewish, so Jew stuff (funny or otherwise) would be much appreciated.
I have a 360, Wii and DS. I'll update this post with what games I have, and if I don't have it I'll probably enjoy it. Exceptions are turn-based strategy games like Disgaea and Advance Wars and first-person shooters like MW.
edit: list of my games is here:
Bullet Witch
Virtua Fighter 5
GTA IV
King of Fighters XII
ME 1 and 2
Dead or Alive 4
NBA Street Homecourt
Sega Rally REVO
Sega Superstars Tennis
Quantum of Solace
SoulCalibur IV
Battlefield: Bad Company
EA MMA
MvC 3
Need for speed Shift
Blitz: The League II
Gears of War 3
I shared the 360 with my brother, which explains all the fighting games. I like them for the most part, just not my thing overall.
DS games I have
Sonic Rush
Sonic Chronicles
Pokemon Platinum
Chrono Trigger
The World Ends With You (I LOVE this game so anything related to it would be so boss.)
Planet Puzzle League
Super Mario 64
Wii games I have
Smash Bros Brawl
Mario Galaxy 2
No Steam games, please. I'd like them but I have no idea what my laptop can run and I don't play many PC games.
I'd also like to get into some tabletop gaming. No idea where to start.
Movies would be nice. DVD only, unless you can gift Amazon or Zune videos I'm not sure. I have precious few movies. Action, thriller, comedy are all good. One specific request: The Social Network.
TV shows. I have Breaking Bad. I'd like the Wire and Parks and Rec. First time those two shows have been mentioned in one sentence.
A gift card to Zune or Amazon would be awesome for music, TV, movies.
As for game-related stuff, Mass Effect, Mass Effect, and Mass Effect. I have games 1 and 2 (and the first ME novel), but anything else is fair game.
Books: I like investigative non-fiction and sci-fi the best. I will appreciate any book (real or Kindle) thrown my way.
I'm a size adult small for shirts. I don't really wear gaming and general geek shirts.
Basically, anything I get will be awesome and wonderful. I own a Zune, for chrissakes. I'm not hard to please.
Lemme see here, I own a PS3, a Wii, and a DS. I generally enjoy FPS and RPGs, though there are very few games I don't enjoy at least somewhat.
I also have Steam
Generally as far as clothes go I am not super fussy, and generally pay very little attention to what I wear other than if it's comfortable. Maybe that's just because I have nothing good anyway, maybe surprise me or something. I wear either a Medium or Large shirt, depending on how it runs, and I have no idea about pants.
I also read quite a bit, Sci-fi, Fantasy, general fiction, non-fiction, pretty much anything as long as it's good.
If you're artistically talented I would absolutely not say no to some creative stuff, particularly if it's in physical form.
I also like music, Indie, alternative, things in that vein. (Hate rap, dance, most techno, all country with the single exception of Cash)
I'll probably keep updating this as I remember more as well as my amazon wishlist.
If you're still stuck ask someone to ask me for you I guess?
Or give me surprises.
I usually like surprises.
AFTERTHOUGHTS:
THE GREEN ONE
I play LoL and have a WoW account that I never use, if you want me to love you get me riot points and if you want me to hate you get me game time.
Satans..... hints.....
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Probably gonna sign up for this again
i wear a large maybe xl shirt
any show i like i already own on dvd except for batman beyond, jlu, jl, and every season of batman tas except the first one
i have a 360 and a 3ds, but you should buy me a ps3 and then buy me dust and then buy me uncharted 2 and then buy me uncharted 3 and then buy me a 1080p television set and then i will buy you my mouth on your generals
i like butts, send me butts
if you need more help, ask the following people:
keith
meissnerd
skull man
not neville or fizban because they'll tell you to send me gay porno because they both want my hot hot body and are trying to turn me, as a werewolf turns humans into the lycantype
if you want to give me a boner, send me this
also you can ask this asshole because he knows classy things to buy for anyone really
buy me blade runner, ultimate mega cut, someone
Satans..... hints.....
dude i really wanted to get you so much more hulk shit but i was SO POOR that year
i am also severely disappointed that it wasn't full size like i thought it was