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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    natek wrote:
    I am a poordilocks and probably shouldn't sign up

    probably

    Part of my gift last year was a drawing and it was amazing.
    You are talented in this way; you could make some poor Satan very happy.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo Cream of my compulsions Rising to the tip of the spoutRegistered User regular
    Not sure if I want to sign up for this again

    Last year all I got was a 10 buck nerf gun that I had no use for at all

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

    3DS: 2251-4432-9039

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Sweeney Tom how tiny are you

    5'4

    I know, it sucks. I was cursed with cuteness and tinyness. I will forever be carded when I see movies.

    short gays are adorable!
    :3

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote:
    Solid Saints (the one where you all bid on stuff auction style and the money goes to Child's Play) is still happening.

    It is, however, being pushed into the new year for a number of reasons. Most of them are logistical in nature (i.e. new website, logo, auction tool, tax reasons that will make shit easier for the Child's Play crew, people will have holiday cash to spend, etc.)

    Last year we raised just shy of $12k. This year we're going for $20k.


    And as always, thanks to Neville for running this again...and to Mully for the art.

    No problem =)
    I will be providing stuff and buying a fuckton this year for sure.

    Hopefully you guys will have the final bid time(s) a bit later than last year?
    I couldn't refresh often enough when I was at work :\

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Hey Nevs, quick question - lately when shipping things to myself from the States Korean customs has asked for a Korean phone number. Should I include this in my sign-up email just in case they ask for it when my Satan ships things?

    yes please

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    neville wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    oh man, for reals. i loved the cookies and peppermint bark i got from dru and nevs in secret satans. both packages literally lasted about two days total

    Two full days?
    @Druhim we are failures :(

    he tried to hit up every single food place we passed (AFTER EATING DINNER)

    two days is an accomplishment

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    I believe I am going to do this for the first time this year.

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    neville wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    oh man, for reals. i loved the cookies and peppermint bark i got from dru and nevs in secret satans. both packages literally lasted about two days total

    Two full days?
    @Druhim we are failures :(

    he tried to hit up every single food place we passed (AFTER EATING DINNER)

    two days is an accomplishment

    Oh he's like my coworker who will literally go eat somewhere even if he just finished eating.
    Then he will outeat everyone.

    And he weighs like 7 pounds.

    Haaaaattteeeee

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    It is a ton of fun vermiculture. I luvs me some Secret Sataning.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    neville wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    oh man, for reals. i loved the cookies and peppermint bark i got from dru and nevs in secret satans. both packages literally lasted about two days total

    Two full days?
    @Druhim we are failures :(

    he tried to hit up every single food place we passed (AFTER EATING DINNER)

    two days is an accomplishment

    Oh he's like my coworker who will literally go eat somewhere even if he just finished eating.
    Then he will outeat everyone.

    And he weighs like 7 pounds.

    Haaaaattteeeee

    the only reason lostwords seems comparatively light is because he wears crocs

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Hey

    Hey Satan

    What I want:

    I wear pants sizes you can't find, and brands I wouldn't ever expect you to buy. Don't bother trying. I'm particular about my clothing.

    Shirts I would appreciate, but most likely would never wear. Again, I'm particular.

    My passion is cooking, but I can't really eat solid food without pain.

    I hate Irony.

    and Anime.

    Ironic Anime sends me into rage-shakes.

    I have a PS3 and 360. I don't play many games.

    You have my amazon and foodzie wishlists.

    If you are type AB- and don't need your liver, your pancreas, one of your kidneys, or about 9 feet of your intestines... I do.

    I have a serious love of Southern Americana. So if you find a 100 year old cornbread pan, or a copper pot-still yeah, buy it for me.

    I own a Xoom. I need some kind of portfolio or case or something for it so I can easily use it at work.

    I smoke a pipe. A nice tin of cavendish would be appreciated.

    A vintage Dunhill estate pipe would also.

    So would a nice Money-Order, just sayin.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    Shirts I would appreciate, but most likely would never wear. Again, I'm particular.

    whooooooooops

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Stale wrote: »
    Shirts I would appreciate, but most likely would never wear. Again, I'm particular.

    whooooooooops

    I gave up on that long ago, Keith doesn't love me

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    Stale wrote: »
    Shirts I would appreciate, but most likely would never wear. Again, I'm particular.

    whooooooooops

    I gave up on that long ago, Keith doesn't love me

    I haven't had the money to go down to Philly in forever

    I'm sorry :(

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Someone get me -40 pounds for christmas please.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Someone get me -40 pounds for christmas please.

    I can give you 140 ;-)

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    What I am seeing here is that stale would like a 100 year old woman from south America who doesn't wear pants or shirts who has a redundant organ system.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Oh and she is AB neg.

    Plus no fatties.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I will give stale an errection

    that is my present

    a big ol boner

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote:
    Someone get me -40 pounds for christmas please.

    Hell if that's a gift people can give, I'll take -100

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  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Shoreline, WARegistered User regular
    Awesome. I love doing this.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    What I am seeing here is that stale would like a 100 year old woman from south America who doesn't wear pants or shirts who has a redundant organ system.

    Man, I don't want me none of them darkie organs.

    White blood only Doc! Don't be making me no Negroid once I'm asleep.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    But white blood doesn't carry oxygen!

    No wonder all those organs are failing.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Bucketman wrote:
    Someone get me -40 pounds for christmas please.

    Hell if that's a gift people can give, I'll take -100

    Going to get you a hot air balloon ride.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    BYToady wrote:
    But white blood doesn't carry oxygen!

    No wonder all those organs are failing.

    That's why they're better at sports!!

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    neville wrote:
    Hey Nevs, quick question - lately when shipping things to myself from the States Korean customs has asked for a Korean phone number. Should I include this in my sign-up email just in case they ask for it when my Satan ships things?

    yes please

    they should definitely include this because international shipping is a pile of dogshit, particularly to korea, and a local contact number helps things immensely, particularly when the sender doesn't really know you

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    neville wrote:
    Hey Nevs, quick question - lately when shipping things to myself from the States Korean customs has asked for a Korean phone number. Should I include this in my sign-up email just in case they ask for it when my Satan ships things?

    yes please

    they should definitely include this because international shipping is a pile of dogshit, particularly to korea, and a local contact number helps things immensely, particularly when the sender doesn't really know you

    I'll address more specific concerns like this and what @Blake T brought up in the next thread's OP

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I am totally going to go make an amazon wishlist etc. and maybe post then sign up for this.

    Makin' it happen.

    Steam Starcraft SLeague of Legends
  • MarthMarth Spaceman Crocodile Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    A big FYI to my Satan, I'm going to be traveling from December 12 through New Year's Day, so if you know my package is at my apartment and I'm not posting, don't worry. You could send it before I leave but I really don't mind if I get it after New Year's.

    Alright, I'm doing this thing. To my Satan:

    I like sports. Specifically, the Houston Texans. Specifically, Matt Schaub. If I got anything related to him I would be SO happy. Anything Texans related would be great. Also, I do fencing (foil mostly) and fencing-related stuff would be nice.

    I'm Jewish, so Jew stuff (funny or otherwise) would be much appreciated.

    I have a 360, Wii and DS. I'll update this post with what games I have, and if I don't have it I'll probably enjoy it. Exceptions are turn-based strategy games like Disgaea and Advance Wars and first-person shooters like MW.

    edit: list of my games is here:
    Spoiler:

    No Steam games, please. I'd like them but I have no idea what my laptop can run and I don't play many PC games.

    I'd also like to get into some tabletop gaming. No idea where to start.

    Movies would be nice. DVD only, unless you can gift Amazon or Zune videos I'm not sure. I have precious few movies. Action, thriller, comedy are all good. One specific request: The Social Network.

    TV shows. I have Breaking Bad. I'd like the Wire and Parks and Rec. First time those two shows have been mentioned in one sentence.

    A gift card to Zune or Amazon would be awesome for music, TV, movies.

    As for game-related stuff, Mass Effect, Mass Effect, and Mass Effect. I have games 1 and 2 (and the first ME novel), but anything else is fair game.

    Books: I like investigative non-fiction and sci-fi the best. I will appreciate any book (real or Kindle) thrown my way.

    I'm a size adult small for shirts. I don't really wear gaming and general geek shirts.

    Basically, anything I get will be awesome and wonderful. I own a Zune, for chrissakes. I'm not hard to please.

    Marth on
    Steam Xbox Live LoL: SadSchaub

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Uhhh...

    Lemme see here, I own a PS3, a Wii, and a DS. I generally enjoy FPS and RPGs, though there are very few games I don't enjoy at least somewhat.

    I also have Steam

    Generally as far as clothes go I am not super fussy, and generally pay very little attention to what I wear other than if it's comfortable. Maybe that's just because I have nothing good anyway, maybe surprise me or something. I wear either a Medium or Large shirt, depending on how it runs, and I have no idea about pants.

    I also read quite a bit, Sci-fi, Fantasy, general fiction, non-fiction, pretty much anything as long as it's good.

    If you're artistically talented I would absolutely not say no to some creative stuff, particularly if it's in physical form.

    I also like music, Indie, alternative, things in that vein. (Hate rap, dance, most techno, all country with the single exception of Cash)

    I'll probably keep updating this as I remember more as well as my amazon wishlist.

    If you're still stuck ask someone to ask me for you I guess?

    Or give me surprises.

    I usually like surprises.

    AFTERTHOUGHTS:

    THE GREEN ONE

    I play LoL and have a WoW account that I never use, if you want me to love you get me riot points and if you want me to hate you get me game time.

    SLyM on
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Having aids usually comes to people as a surprise.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The best way to find out what your satan wants is to ask someone else to ask them for suggestions.

    Steam name: munkus
    Pokemon X ID:
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Surprise! AIDS! Happy Christmas!

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." i read books sometimes
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    im updating my wishlist but i signed up and my wishlist will be in my signature tomorrow

  • GatsbyGatsby You come at the Nidoking You best not missRegistered User regular
    Oh man oh man

    Probably gonna sign up for this again

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    Friend Code: 2766 - 9202 - 0140
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    here is my suggestions post
    i wear a large maybe xl shirt
    any show i like i already own on dvd except for batman beyond, jlu, jl, and every season of batman tas except the first one
    i have a 360 and a 3ds, but you should buy me a ps3 and then buy me dust and then buy me uncharted 2 and then buy me uncharted 3 and then buy me a 1080p television set and then i will buy you my mouth on your generals
    i like butts, send me butts
    if you need more help, ask the following people:

    keith
    meissnerd
    skull man

    not neville or fizban because they'll tell you to send me gay porno because they both want my hot hot body and are trying to turn me, as a werewolf turns humans into the lycantype

    if you want to give me a boner, send me this
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    Kusu, that's unfair. You're already America's satan.

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    Kusu, that's unfair. You're already America's satan.

    also you can ask this asshole because he knows classy things to buy for anyone really

    buy me blade runner, ultimate mega cut, someone

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Keith should I fart into a jar and send it to kusu y/n?

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    one time kusu got me a hulk punching bag

    I love that hulk punching bag

    dude i really wanted to get you so much more hulk shit but i was SO POOR that year
    i am also severely disappointed that it wasn't full size like i thought it was

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