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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Registered User regular
    Surely you mean Terezi is a Pyrope.

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    we are closer to the eoa5 than we have ever been

  • Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    BugBoy wrote:
    has anyone made an andrew hussie is the 96% joke yet

    do I get to be the first to do that

    no because jokes have to be funny

    gary i love you gary

  • ASimPersonASimPerson And they will tremble again at the sound of our silence.Registered User regular
    He then proceeded to tell you what you did, as such.

    And we then proceeded to watch.

    Thusly.
    > [ S] Jade: Enter.
    And once again, Jade ends a major flash falling through the air.

    Seriously, though, that one is pretty awesome, and we finally, conclusively, learn who the demon is. If you need a reminder of why this is so bad:
    CG: YOU MADE AN UNBEATABLE BOSS IS WHAT YOU DID.
    But, unlike Karkat, we also know the reason why Bec was prototyped was also the reason why John fell asleep at such an inopportune time.
    Vriska: In fact, I'm not even going to use any powers! Just to prove it's no 8ig deal.
    Whoops. But, yeah, I will resist quoting the rest of Karkat's rant and conversation with John because we should already know how bad Bec Noir is and stuff.

    I'll see if I can't get up to Jade's planet introduction in this post.

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    But yeah, this turned out pretty anticlimactic.

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    Remember the exiles? They didn't stop being a thing or anything.

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    Howver, some stuff did happen during that inopportune nap.

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    Apparently being yelled at by Karkat overrides the commands of your Exile.

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    Translation: OH NO!!!
    Remember kids, yelling is impolite!

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    Things are starting to look bad for our hero. I mean Heir.

    Anyway, I am going to spoiler a bunch of text about Vriska.
    Spoiler:
    John, your take?
    EB: that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard.
    Yeah, pretty much. But wait, there's more! Let's get hit with a truckload of foreshadowing.

    AG: I am also extremely lucky! That is one of my powers, John. 8eing super lucky, and making my foes super UNlucky. ::::)
    EB: er...
    EB: is luck actually a real thing?

    AG: Yes, and I've got all of it. I am completely untoucha8le.
    EB: you sound pretty cocky! you should be careful about that, that is totally how people have bigtime downfalls.
    EB: especially when they act kind of nefarious!!!

    AG: Nope, I don't have to 8e careful! Too lucky for caution to matter anymore. Them's the 8r8ks!
    Christ, this is almost kind of creepy now.


    Anyway, John ends the conversation the way only he could (that is, adorably awkward).
    EB: you really think we will meet?
    AG: It is a distinct possi8ility.
    EB: so...
    EB: um, if we meet...
    EB: are you going to...
    EB: uh.
    AG: What?
    EB: like,
    EB: when you see me,
    AG: John, what the hell are you trying to say?
    EB: karkat said that...
    EB: you might...
    AG: Whaaaaaaaat????????
    EB: oh jeez, i dunno.
    EB: never mind.


    Anyway...
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  • ASimPersonASimPerson And they will tremble again at the sound of our silence.Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    [ S] ==>

    "I slept and saw God's forge in frost. Its hearth was quelled, and as it cooled so swooned the verdancy it kept above. In slumber it grew a thick winter skin, white as bedsheets. In their folds the waker dreamt, her breath as steam, her touch as hot as iron, forgotten in the fire.

    Oh, that this too too solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew!"

    -Acclaimed actor and sleeping prophet, Charles Dutton

    I love all the planet introduction pages, but that one is just sooo cooool.
    GG: feferi i thought you said you were going to stop using your typing quirk!
    CC: Did I?
    CC: When??

    GG: i dont know... im sure i remember you said that
    CC: )(mm.
    CC: Jade, t)(is is t)(e first time we )(ave ever talked!
    CC: Isn't it???

    GG: oh
    GG: yeah it is
    GG: i dont know what i was thinking....
    GG: i just had a major case of deja vu!
    It's a glitch in the matrix! Er, wait, wrong fictional universe.

    CC: Now you don't dream about Prospit. You have normal dreams!
    GG: so this is a dream?
    CC: It is a dream, and a memory. It is the past, brought back to life by a witch! It's all those things.
    But yeah, this is where we start to learn more about dream bubbles.

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    CC: Wish I could make something like this. Never had the gills for technology.
    CC: Hard to work with under water!
    GG: why are you here!
    GG: are you asleep too?

    CC: Nope!
    CC: I woke up from my nap a while ago.
    CC: Remember how I woke up and then messaged you? You had just had a bad dream!
    CC: And I told you there was nothing to be scared of.
    CC: Which there isn't!

    GG: oh yeah
    GG: i do remember that
    GG: then why are you here now?

    I'm not going to lie. I had to salmon summon the strength to click "==>". To try to preserve the effect, I will use a spoiler.
    Spoiler:

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    Spoiler:
    You have got to stop falling asleep.
    My thoughts exactly, Jade.

    I don't know what it is about the white eyes that's so fucking offputting for me, but yeah. I am pretty sure that was the second time I've ever looked at that page.

    Someone out there is messing with you. Good thing grandpa taught you never to leave home without your rifle, even by accident.

    > [ S] Jade: STRIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sunslamer??!??! BUT MY HOMESTUCK ANIMES!$!#$!#!#!

    Ahem. Anyway.
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    I have always loved the expressions the imps make when anything bad is about to happen to them.

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    Kickin' it old school, though I do love the uranium themed rungs.
    JADE: thanks bec, good boy!
    JADE: soooooo...
    JADE: can you talk now?
    JADE: what do you have to say?
    http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004907
    Other than there being 4, then 1, then 3 bars I can't think of anything significant about this. Other than that, of course, you have to prototype your sprite *twice* before it can talk. Geez!

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    Uh oh.

    Chalk up another loose end tied. (And another mixed metaphor.)

    Hey, speaking of PM.
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    She should understand that a queen is the sum of her decisions, not her fashion accessories. And no queen makes decisions alone. All wise rulers surround themselves with trusted advisors.

    The new queen should understand she has friends to help her.
    All right, there's your monthly checkin with the exiles.

    TG: hey its pretty fucking cold
    GG: i knoooooow
    GG: it is a really neat place but its freeeeezing :o

    TG: so im gonna go some place warm be back in a while later

    -- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering gardenGnostic [GG] --
    GG: wait!
    GG: dave!!
    GG: uuugh stupid lousy cool dudes
    -- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering gardenGnostic [GG] --
    TG: ok im back
    TG: an hour later
    GG: an hour?
    TG: an hour for me
    TG: a second for you
    TG: i ran around for an hour got my ass some place warm
    TG: went back in time
    TG: picked up where we left off

    GG: :O
    GG: i can not believe how cool that is
    GG: this is me believing neither that, nor its coolness :O
    While all the powers granted by this game are cool by some sort of definition, I think most of agree that traveling through time ranks at or near the top on the coolness ladder.

    GG: heheheh
    GG: why dont we play in the snow later
    GG: as soon as you get some....................................
    TG: time
    GG: ..............................
    TG: time
    GG: ...................
    TG: time then shades
    GG: ..........
    TG: time
    GG: ...............
    TG: time/shades lets go
    GG: .......
    GG: ....
    GG: ...
    TG: oh my fucking god
    GG: ..
    GG: .
    GG: time 8)
    Okay, that was just funny. Sorry.

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    INTELLIBEAM LASERSTATION. It's just fun to say!

    Oh hey, it's the barcode thing again:
    Spoiler:

    TG: thisll be the disc i use for your connection
    TG: while the original will stay bound to roses connection

    GG: so you will be the server for BOTH us ladies???
    GG: you just keep getting smoother, i cant handle all this smoothness
    So speaking of smoothness, I was reading another thread after I posted that Alterniabound episode when the very same topic came up. There was even Keith Stone involved. I can't find it now, though.

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    Yay!

    Man I am going to have to devote like a whole post to Christmas alchemizing shenanigans aren't I?

    Okay, one more post tonight.



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  • ASimPersonASimPerson And they will tremble again at the sound of our silence.Registered User regular
    The One Where We Learn About the Horrortenders:
    TT: What did you see?
    TG: horrible things
    TT: Horribleterrible?

    TG: yeah
    TG: it was like
    TG: peering through the dark portal of an eldritch red lobster
    TG: and scoping out its all you can eat seafood buffet
    I nearly forgot the "eldritch red lobster" line which enabled me to newly amused by it all over again.

    TG: and
    TG: when i saw them
    TG: their voices became clearer
    TT: What were they saying?
    TG: i couldnt really focus on anything specific
    TG: but
    TG: in totality
    TG: im pretty sure it was
    TG: like
    TT: ?
    TG: a plea for help
    TT: That's good.
    TG: no it was disturbing
    TG: so i slapped my shades back on
    TG: went and perved up some sleeping girls room to take my mind of it
    TT: It means they're reaching out to you.
    TG: oh god why would i want that
    TG: im not about to get molested by calamari with fucking teeth
    TG: use your powers and like
    TG: stroke a mummys paw or some horseshit and open a dark channel
    TG: tell them to keep their lecherous flagella to themselves
    TT: You're going to have to help them.
    TT: Even if you don't like them.
    TT: They're being massacred.
    TT: Presently, already, and still to come.
    TG: whats that mean
    TT: It means time doesn't work rationally out there.
    TT: Nor does space.
    TT: But that doesn't change the reality of the threat.

    TG: who cares if theyre getting killed
    TG: theyre hideous and obnoxious

    TT: You're underestimating the nature of the threat.
    TT: At this point, the threat isn't to our session, or any given universe.
    TT: It's to the perpetuation of reality itself.
    TT: You wouldn't be saving them, per se.
    TT: You'd be saving everything.
    Okay, this is, and has been, the most insight we've gotten into these things so far which is why I copied all of it. Of course, what we still don't know is if we can take it all at face value.

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    Did I mention I love these shots?

    More conversation here: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004940
    I will attempt to sum up the next few pages: Dave needs to plot the map to the Furthest Ring so Rose can deliver The Tumor to the greensun.gif.
    Spoiler:
    TT: I and I alone will navigate the Furthest Ring.
    TT: And I will destroy the sun.
    TT: By which I do mean the greenmotherfuckingsun.gif.
    TT: And in case it wasn't clear,
    TT: I won't be coming back.

    Pause for effect.

    Okay.
    TG: whoa fuck
    TG: a suicide mission are you serious
    TG: no bullshit thats not happening
    TG: hey look suddenly everything we just talked about was useless because its time to make a plan that doesnt fucking suck
    TT: Let's not be so dramatic.
    TT: I was talking about my dream self.
    TT: She's the one who won't be returning.

    TG: oh
    TG: haha yeah thats fine i guess
    TG: those fuckers are all kinds of mad expendable
    TG: way to leave me hanging there
    TG: for someone whos saying lets cool it on the drama the whole i wont be coming back thing is a pretty theatrical bombshell
    TG: for future reference
    TT: That's true.
    TT: Your outburst was pretty sweet though.
    Nothing can possibly go awry with this plan! Nothing whatsoever.

    Anyway, one last thing. Rose seems to be way more wise to the trolls than anyone else.
    TT: Each of us seems to have a troll infatuated with helping us. Haven't you noticed?
    TG: no
    TT: What about the psychopath who's currently helping you?
    TG: oh yeah terezi
    TG: no shes cool

    TT: Isn't that camaraderie blossoming into some sort of interspecies whatever?
    TG: its blossoming into an interspecies partnership in incredibly shitty cartooning
    TG: what do you mean get her to trick someone into putting me asleep again
    TG: when did that happen

    TT: Just now.
    TG: who did that
    TT: That would be John's patron troll.


    Speaking of trolls, let's hit some troll conversations, get to the next walkabout flash, and get out of here.
    GA: First Of All Youre Underestimating The Gravity Of A Dream Death
    GA: Its A Pretty Serious Thing Okay
    GA: And Dream Selves Are Important To A Person In Ways That Arent Always Obvious
    GA: I Think Youre Being Frivolous But Thats Not Really The Sentiment Reinforcing The Exoskeleton Of My Argument
    [...]
    GA: You Are Investing Too Much Confidence In Evil Gods Who Oppose Skaia And Your True Purpose And
    GA: I Cant Abide That
    See what I mean? We're not really sure who's right at this point.

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    GA: I Did In Fact "Train" This Character
    GA: I Made Him A Wand To Shut Him Up
    TT: Wait, you did? Really?
    GA: He Wouldnt Stop Harassing Me For Your "Secrets"
    Whoops :(

    GG: permission for what?
    AT: tO COMMUNE WITH YOUR LUSUS,
    GG: with bec?
    Oh, this will surely end well.
    AT: aND, iT WAS A REALLY GOOD EXAMPLE i THINK,
    AT: oF EXACTLY WHY WIGGLERS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DUAL WIELD FLINTLOCK PISTOLS,
    GG: hehe what?
    AT: sO, i DID THE LIBERTY OF COMMUNING WITH YOUR LUSUS,
    AT: wHICH i HOPE WASN'T OUT OF LINE,
    AT: bUT LIKE i SAID, yOU WERE UNAVAILABLE,
    AT: uHHH,
    AT: bY WHICH i MEAN, uNAVAILABLY SMALL,
    AT: sO THEN i COMMUNED HIM TO USE HIS AMAZING POWERS, tO,
    AT: iNTERVENE,
    AT: aND REROUTE THE PROJECTILE AWAY FROM THE PATH THAT WOULD HAVE HARMED YOU,
    AT: aND ALSO,
    AT: aS A WONDERFUL BONUS AND COINCIDENCE,
    AT: iT HAPPENED THERE WAS A FELON ON YOUR PROPERTY,
    AT: iT WAS i THINK SURELY AN AGING ROGUE WHO WAS VERY MUCH KEEN ON INTRUDING BETWEEN YOUR REALLY NICE LOOKING FAMILY,
    AT: aND AS FORTUNE WOULD HAVE IT,
    AT: tHE SMALL MISSILE WAS REDIRECTED INTO THE SENIOR INTERLOPER'S CHEST,
    AT: aND HE DIED,
    AT: }:)
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    Tavros, you should be pretty glad Jade forgives a lot more easily than most.


    Anyway, let's get on the first train to awkward town.
    GG: tavros i am really flattered you like me and all
    GG: and that sure is confident of you to say so! and thats great buuuut...
    GG: i guess confidence is one thing but there is such a thing as being toooo forward i guess?
    AT: wOW,
    AT: oK,

    GG: i aaaalso think...
    GG: and really this is just polite friendly advice!
    GG: that if youre really confident you dont always have to say it all the time
    GG: it...
    GG: oh man im sorry to say
    GG: it just comes of as a little insecure and off putting and kind of defeats the purpose!
    Eeesh. I'm getting embarassed over here.

    AT: i WANTED TO GET APPROVAL FROM YOU, tO COMMUNE HIM AGAIN,
    AT: nOW THAT HE'S A SPRITE,
    AT: tO PERPETRATE ONE OF MY HEROIC IDEAS AGAIN,
    GG: uh-ohhh
    GG: what is your idea this time?

    AT: i WILL SUGGEST TO HIM THAT HE ATTACK YOUR ADVERSARY,
    AT: aS WELL AS OURS,
    AT: aND MAYBE BEAT HIM, tO SOLVE EVERYBODY'S PROBLEMS,
    GG: wow, i dunno about that!
    AT: bUT i HAVE GREAT SKILL IN COMMANDING BEASTS TO GLORY IN BATTLE,
    AT: aND YOURS IS SURELY THE STRONGEST BEAST I'VE SEEN!
    GG: but hes my best friend!!!
    GG: and you have already managed to get one of my family members killed
    AT: bUT ACCORDING TO MY SELF CONFIDENCE, i THINK i'M PRETTY SURE i CAN USE HIS POWER TO BE SUCCESSFUL,
    AT: wHOOPS, PRETEND i DIDN'T MENTION MY SELF CONFIDENCE, oR SAY ANYTHING OFF PUTTING,

    GG: but all of our adversaries have inherited his powers!
    GG: i would imagine the strongest guy would have all of his powers, and then some!!!
    GG: i am really not comfortable with this
    Tavros, you are dumb as hell:
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    Anyway, now it's time to learn about the extent of Vriska's plan/craziness. I will just fire these snippets off all rapid-fire-like:
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    AT: i THINK,
    AT: i AM GOING TO HAVE TO STOP YOU,
    AG: Yeah! That's the spirit.
    AG: Pretty weakslime threat there, 8ut it's a start.
    AG: Tell you what.
    AG: If you can find me in this la8, you can have at me.
    AG: I'll even give you a free shot! No funny 8usiness or anything.

    AT: oK,
    AT: tHEN,
    AT: hERE i COME,
    AG: I'll 8e w8ing. <3
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    Sigh.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy once a boy always a bugRegistered User regular
    I love the bit wIth the radiation imp

    It inspired my homestuck watchmen thing

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Some guy at MSPA wanted to know if Andrew always took two months between pages.

    I told him yes, and that those of us who have been here for the entire 80-year run of homestuck are getting pretty antsy at this point.

  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Tell him if he wants a webcomic with pace then he should start reading Kukuburi.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Polar Warbear ˁ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ˀRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote:
    Some guy at MSPA wanted to know if Andrew always took two months between pages.

    I told him yes, and that those of us who have been here for the entire 80-year run of homestuck are getting pretty antsy at this point.

    Pffft I've been there for the entire 1000 year run of MSPA.

  • PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote:
    Tell him if he wants a webcomic with pace then he should start reading Kukuburi.

    See, now i'm suffering all over again Larlar.
    You don't OPEN THE WOUND

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off. Escape while you can.Registered User regular
    At least kukuburi is coming back at the end of this month.

    Right?

    Right?

  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
  • PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    Oh NO
    OH NO
    I'M ON HOLIDAY IN A DARTMOOR COTTAGE WITH NO INTERNET CONNECTION ON 10/25
    AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Sal wrote:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer I'm Speed Racer and I drive real fast. I drive real fast, I'm gonna last.Registered User regular
    off the top of my head they're missing the white queen being exiled and the other three kids arriving.

  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    Sal wrote:

    oh my god why did you do this

    why

    I am crying real tears here.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer I'm Speed Racer and I drive real fast. I drive real fast, I'm gonna last.Registered User regular
  • BugBoyBugBoy once a boy always a bugRegistered User regular
    is it time for me to say that homestuck is very confusing and it is hard to remember all the relevant stuff

    I think

    it is!

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  • BugBoyBugBoy once a boy always a bugRegistered User regular
    speed racer is insane

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    There you go, crwth.

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    that's a good title larlar

  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer I'm Speed Racer and I drive real fast. I drive real fast, I'm gonna last.Registered User regular
  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    let me lick your hand larlar

    i want to taste what created such a marvelous thread title

  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    But I typed it with my nose.

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  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    then prepare for a good ol fashioned nose lickin'

  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Make sure you do the inside as well as the outside. I don't want to have to come back.

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  • UrscaUrsca Registered User regular
    Homestuck ain't got shit on Primer.

    But mainly because Primer doesn't show everything and it all happens really fast. Whereas Homestuck shows absolutely everything down to the smallest detail and you have time to think about it.

  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Registered User regular
    Sal wrote:

    Huh, the one I posted a few days ago didn't have the Green Sun timeline. Good to see the problems are getting corrected. I dunno if the troll order of entering the medium is correct but I don't really care enough to check.
    GA: You Are Investing Too Much Confidence In Evil Gods Who Oppose Skaia And Your True Purpose And
    That's an interesting tidbit and provides another question; If the Horrorterrors are the Dark Gods of Derse who oppose Skaia, who are the gods of Skaia? I know references to them were made before, so is there an order of good beings to counterpart the Dark Gods who reign over the infinite timeless void of Paradox Space?

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    skaia is the gods of skaia

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Alright punishing everyone because of my being unable to see EOA5 on release
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    Personface on
  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    aaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Murder Personface.

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    why do they both have two sets of horns

    that's almost dumb as their fucking faces

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere MY FINEST CREATION oh nevermind it's deadRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote:
    why do they both have two sets of horns

    that's almost dumb as their fucking faces

    not as dumb as your face

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