Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

godmode · October 2011

Oh! Bucky Balls!

#pipe · October 2011

Keith wrote:

Raijin Quickfoot wrote:

Keith wrote:

Blackhawk1313 wrote: »

Hmm... this is brilliant. I think I just might have to do this, that would be assuming of course that I'd be accepted. Hopefully I am, and I can jam the gift button repeatedly on Steam, it's just begging to be pushed.

I don't know who you are but I love your avatar so you're in.

You don't have that kind of authority.

Ok well this is my favourite quote tree in a while

#pipe · October 2011

godmode wrote:

Oh! Bucky Balls!

Have you seen the warning they put on Bucky Balls?

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#pipe · October 2011

this toy

could stick to your intestines

godmode · October 2011

But they're so fun, provided you keep them outside of your orifices!

B.C. · October 2011

Yesssss I am on the list.

MetroidZoid · October 2011

But ... it's only bad if you swallow more than one, right? So if I swallow one, then wait for the exit, I'm good to go? Unless I forgot one sh-

godmode · October 2011

Well, they are pretty small...

BYToady · October 2011

Eat a ton of them and you can stick yourself to your fridge!

MetroidZoid · October 2011

BYToady wrote:

Eat a ton of them and you can stick yourself to your fridge!

The best idea ...

chrishallett83 · October 2011

Muse Among Men wrote:

Before I sign up, uh, it sure might help to get some ideas for nice, creative and inexpensive gifts because unfortunately for whoever I get, I can't buy them the fancy flat-screen tel they have on their Amazon wishlist.

If your Satanee somehow managed to be disappointed with a Muse Among Men piece of art, you can safely assume they're a worthless piece of shit. And completely disregard anything they may have to say on the subject.

The Lovely Bastard · October 2011

I will gladly accept art depicting paul kersey and john matrix high fiving

It is a thing I collect

Stale · October 2011

chrishallett83 wrote: »

Muse Among Men wrote:

Before I sign up, uh, it sure might help to get some ideas for nice, creative and inexpensive gifts because unfortunately for whoever I get, I can't buy them the fancy flat-screen tel they have on their Amazon wishlist.

If your Satanee somehow managed to be disappointed with a Muse Among Men piece of art, you can safely assume they're a worthless piece of shit. And completely disregard anything they may have to say on the subject.

artistic nudity

consult your whorebooks

get a polaroid

godmode · October 2011

Basically it boils down to the fact that we're giving gifts here, so people should just be grateful, or they're assholes.

Keith · October 2011

I'd be grateful for artistic nudes, godmode

or dirty nudes

godmode · October 2011

Will you settle for my head Photoshopped on Burt Reynolds reclining on a bearskin rug?

Keith · October 2011

I guess

godmode · October 2011

He almost has as much chest hair as I do.

Keith · October 2011

I mean it'd be easier for you to just pose, but

godmode · October 2011

I have neither the rug, nor the fireplace.

Keith · October 2011

you can photoshop those in

godmode · October 2011

LOOK KEITH DON'T BE PICKY

Keith · October 2011

it's just that

godmode · October 2011

You make my heart all aflutter <3

Okami · October 2011

chrishallett83 wrote:

Muse Among Men wrote:

Before I sign up, uh, it sure might help to get some ideas for nice, creative and inexpensive gifts because unfortunately for whoever I get, I can't buy them the fancy flat-screen tel they have on their Amazon wishlist.

If your Satanee somehow managed to be disappointed with a Muse Among Men piece of art, you can safely assume they're a worthless piece of shit. And completely disregard anything they may have to say on the subject.

Hell, if my satan was artistic like that, I certainly would not say a single negative thing about getting art. I would actually be overjoyed.

BYToady · October 2011

Arts are a pretty cool thing to get!

godmode · October 2011

Yeah, I would be down for some arts too. Especially since I have not decorated my new apartment at all.

Keith · October 2011

BYToady · October 2011

I told Neville NSFW is ok for a reason damn it.

feebsicle · October 2011

I saw an actual art show that was just giant close-up photos of the artist's butthole.

Centipede Damascus · October 2011

Muse Among Men wrote:

Before I sign up, uh, it sure might help to get some ideas for nice, creative and inexpensive gifts because unfortunately for whoever I get, I can't buy them the fancy flat-screen tel they have on their Amazon wishlist.

I tried to make sure to have a good amount of things under $20 on my wishlist in addition to the complete Beatles discography and such