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  • BethrynBethryn Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    L|ama wrote:
    oh i guess tube did post an explanation or something but it won't show up (it says he has last post but i can't see it)
    What he wrote was "aight make a new one".

    (fantastic totp, let's get some context on that)

    Bethryn on
  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    not comic related but on my walk home from work I saw a dead dog, didn't seem to have been hit by a car, and nothing was visibly chowing down on him yet, but it was pretty obviously dead

    a big one, too, big black lab I think, no collar, just sort of lay down on its side and went to sleep forever

    I need like 10 hugs you guys :<

    that's also the direction I run, but not for a while

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    i would but ive got 50 threads made and i dont wanna make another 49 after that to get a nice number

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    animal control doesn't pick up their phones until 10 am

    stupid

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote:
    not comic related but on my walk home from work I saw a dead dog, didn't seem to have been hit by a car, and nothing was visibly chowing down on him yet, but it was pretty obviously dead

    a big one, too, big black lab I think, no collar, just sort of lay down on its side and went to sleep forever

    I need like 10 hugs you guys :<

    that's also the direction I run, but not for a while

    :(

    hugs

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    because we are in 3rd grade
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    augh noogies don't count you butt

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote:
    a big one, too, big black lab I think, no collar, just sort of lay down on its side and went to sleep forever

    I need like 10 hugs you guys :<

    Well, ok.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    if you have someone to noogie

    there is basically NOTHING that does NOT qualify for a noogie

    whoops standing near a door noogie!

    currently eating a sandwich noogie!

    oh ho ho your hair is growing extremely slowly you better believe that's a noogie

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere MY FINEST CREATION oh nevermind it's deadRegistered User regular
    man if can't noogie what is even the point of having younger siblings

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    I am on my iPod so I cannot link Bill Murray giving Gilda Radner Prom Noogies so just imagine it.

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    i can't noogie my brothers because they don't GET noogies

    they are bad at being noogied

    one would flip on his buddy holly glasses and tell me that his current all natural "product" isn't supposed to get knuckle oils in it
    and also that there's this band that he just heard of that I probably don't know about

    and the other would be like
    don't touch me bro don't be gay damn yo
    diggity dog yo peace


    who wants to trade

    I want a little brother I can playfully torment forever, i'll just keep trading out

    all my nephews are in another country

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    All I have is a sister, and I can't hit her.

    Fuckin' sexist bullshit is what it is.

    Morality.

    Psh.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    Rane my brother is enough of a punk, I don't think you'd want to trade for him

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Registered User regular
    i just have an older sister

    she does have a history of picking on me as an older sibling should, but no noogies

  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Ok
    I admit
    I liked that

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    guys did you see the milk thread in H/A

    I don't even understand this planet

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere MY FINEST CREATION oh nevermind it's deadRegistered User regular
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    seriously

    sniper all batman villains

    like ONE of them could survive a bullet to the face

    they kill like 10,000 people a year each

    just fucking shoot them

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Raneados wrote:
    guys did you see the milk thread in H/A

    I don't even understand this planet

    Did you see what the top result in Google for "webcomic milk jug" is?

    SabreMau on
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    why sabre

    why

    Dubh wrote: »
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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Polar Warbear ˁ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ˀRegistered User regular
    what did you dooooooo

  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote:
    seriously

    sniper all batman villains

    like ONE of them could survive a bullet to the face

    they kill like 10,000 people a year each

    just fucking shoot them

    batman does not kill people, you jerk
    everyone deserves to live!

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere MY FINEST CREATION oh nevermind it's deadRegistered User regular
    natek wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    seriously

    sniper all batman villains

    like ONE of them could survive a bullet to the face

    they kill like 10,000 people a year each

    just fucking shoot them

    batman does not kill people, you jerk
    everyone deserves to live!

    except all the people who get killed by supervillains

    they really should have been more careful

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    well yeah, the ones that do die clearly deserve to die
    but as long as they are still alive, they deserve to live!

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Seriously, why'd you summon me? Registered User regular
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Bakerfield 3.

    (If you say you didn't want to make this pun, you are a liar.)

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    natek wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    seriously

    sniper all batman villains

    like ONE of them could survive a bullet to the face

    they kill like 10,000 people a year each

    just fucking shoot them

    batman does not kill people, you jerk
    everyone deserves to live!

    we don't even have to TELL batman

    we just shoot them

    that's the beauty of the plan


    okay here's the deal, batman has his rooftop scrap with whomever, and as he's holding them and they're yammering on and he's scowling at them, elite snipers blow the face off whoever batman is holding

    kablooey

    I mean yes batman gets to see another person gruesomely shot in front of his eyes, nay, in front of his very face and yes he's gonna get some goo and bits on him and yes that's probably going to fuck him up a little bit more

    but honestly have you seen what the dude does every day? I'd say he's about maxed out on how bad he can get

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    but

    but his parents were shot!

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    they're not getting any amount of UNshot anytime soon are they?

    then fuck it, batman's as crazy balls as he's gonna get

    he's a bat

    man

    he's at the end of the spectrum, a little more brain on his face ain't gonna hurt him

    Dubh wrote: »
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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    batmen are also men

    bat men
    are also
    men

    :'(

  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Also, it's okay to kill someone as long as you don't kill them directly

    You can just sabotage the multimillion-dollar public transportation system your parents built as a means of pumping money into the city's economy, giving people jobs, and allowing workers a cheap method of rapid transit to the inner-city that would otherwise be impossible.

    And also allow the slums to be flooded with poison gas.

    Because of a technicality.

    But you are not allowed to shoot the Joker. Just lock him up. Lock him away forever.

    Fugitive on
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    you can kill as many people as you like as long as you don't kill WHOLE people all at once

    this is why I propose only to murder the FACES of villains

    Man this is where "every life is sacred" rhetoric breaks down
    these dudes kill literally tens of thousands of people a year for no reason, or to TRY to kill batman
    they're almost all completely insane
    none of them are redeemable save for like 1, they will always kill!

    why
    not
    end
    them


    put me in a room with bats for a bit and we'll hash it out

    he may never use a gun but I bet not too many criminals can survive a grappling hook to the neck

    bat-ling hook?

    we'll work on it, bats

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • GatsbyGatsby You come at the Nidoking You best not missRegistered User regular
    Yeah but remember, Batman is the greatest detective. If you shoot one of his villains right in front of him he's going to track you down and give you some of his opinions.

    Do you really want to be on the business end of that?

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    batman hasn't done any friggin detective work since like '83

    someone killed all the guards at the bank with laughing gas, disfigured their faces into horrible grins, took all the money, shit on the floor, signed the shit with a joker card, and then broadcast a video of himself boasting about the crime and daring batman to try and stop him, all while making puns


    who could have done this?


    it's
    a
    fucking
    mystery

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Also one would presume that if it could be done

    They would do it

    It's not like when the Joker takes a dozen hostages in a coffee shop Jim Gordon would say "light the Batsignal" if one of his snipers could get a clear shot off.

  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    rane I am worried about you

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2011
    horse pies!

    another subject: I assume gotham is in america, yes?
    I mean, I'm not one for EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A GUN laws

    but if you live in gotham

    you should probably HAVE A GODDAMN GUN at all times

    I wouldn't walk out of my house unless I was wired with explosives

    everyone gets fucking taken hostage like 2 times a year guaranteed

    Raneados on
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