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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    I might edit my post on what to get me. I feel like I didn't say enough. Also, checking my Tumblr can help a bit. It's just me reblogging things that are cool do it may give ideas.

    Your signature doesn't even have your post, silly girl!

    League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    Hey

    Hey Satan

    What I want:

    I wear pants sizes you can't find, and brands I wouldn't ever expect you to buy. Don't bother trying. I'm particular about my clothing.

    Shirts I would appreciate, but most likely would never wear. Again, I'm particular.

    My passion is cooking, but I can't really eat solid food without pain.

    I hate Irony.

    and Anime.

    Ironic Anime sends me into rage-shakes.

    I have a PS3 and 360. I don't play many games.

    You have my amazon and foodzie wishlists.

    If you are type AB- and don't need your liver, your pancreas, one of your kidneys, or about 9 feet of your intestines... I do.

    I have a serious love of Southern Americana. So if you find a 100 year old cornbread pan, or a copper pot-still yeah, buy it for me.

    I own a Xoom. I need some kind of portfolio or case or something for it so I can easily use it at work.

    I smoke a pipe. A nice tin of cavendish would be appreciated.

    A vintage Dunhill estate pipe would also.

    So would a nice Money-Order, just sayin.

    Quoting this because I'm fairly sure it wasn't sent in my prospective satans PM.

    If for some reason you get stuck, ask DrZiplock, Cadmunkey, SaraLynn, Annie, Butters, or Neville. Though between the foodzie and amazon lists, you should be straight.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Stale

    League of Legends: Lamby Cakes | XBox Live: Jon Butters
  • UsagiUsagi Feminazgul ~*special snowflake*~Registered User regular
    Oh man, I finally read who my Satanee is! Happy day, off to stalk :o

    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    Usagi rigged the vote and got Druhim.

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    See, that's just silly.

    If they're already exchanging gifts why not diversify your gift intake by selecting someone different?

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    It appears I've got a lot of stalking to do as I don't know this person!

    BEAST! on
  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    I have a name!
    Wooooo
    Excited to buy presents

  • Platypus BeirutPlatypus Beirut Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Dear Ms or Mr. Satan,

    I would love to receive any of the items on my wishlist, but in no way should you feel limited to it. The items might give you an impression of what I like.

    If you'd like to send me gifts directly via Amazon, please mind that not everything can be shipped internationally. If you're a poor soul and would like to avoid high shipping fees, you could use amazon.co.uk or amazon.at.

    I have broad interests and I like history, science, science fiction and fantasy (in book form if it's sufficiently sophisticated). I also like board games, but I only rarely get to play them. I'd love to receive strange stuff and other things from where you live, but feel free to use one of the European Amazon sites if you'd like to save money. Should you have any questions, just go ahead and ask them through another forumer.

    I'm looking very much forward to your gift. It doesn't have to be expensive and I'll love anything you send me.

    Platypus Beirut on
  • UsagiUsagi Feminazgul ~*special snowflake*~Registered User regular
    Zip knows what's up

    Also I don't think Dru is participating as a separate entity, but I'm sure he'll have some input into whatever I put together

    (FYI: I was about to say "whatever goes in my box" but I figured that would gross you all out)

    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    gross... yeah



    gross is the word I would have picked.....



    8->

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  • UsagiUsagi Feminazgul ~*special snowflake*~Registered User regular
    <3

    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    are we talking about Druhim's penis in here? 8->

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    And Usagi's box? 8->

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • UsagiUsagi Feminazgul ~*special snowflake*~Registered User regular
    My box in a box

    BAM, gift done

    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    And Usagi's box? 8->

    Don't be gross

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    no offense to Usagi's vagina

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  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Dear Satanee,
    Please put a link to your post or wishlist in your sig!
    Tracking it down is hard if you post a bunch! :P

    Though I guess being a Satan isn't supposed to be easy :rotate:

    skettios on
  • ToxTox I kill threads Registered User regular
    QuickSnap wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    I've actually devised a way that I could have my Satanee's gift in their hands this weekend.

    Hmmm.....First?

    Damn, you're probably gonna beat me then. :(

    Unlikely, as I probably won't be able to pull it off quite that quickly.

    Also I must do some calculations. I need to determine the rate at which my Satanee consumes delicious delectables.

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
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    Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • UsagiUsagi Feminazgul ~*special snowflake*~Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    no offense to Usagi's vagina

    No worries, my cootch is pretty hard to offend

    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Yeah I heard it can take quite a beating

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    QuickSnap wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    I've actually devised a way that I could have my Satanee's gift in their hands this weekend.

    Hmmm.....First?

    Damn, you're probably gonna beat me then. :(

    Unlikely, as I probably won't be able to pull it off quite that quickly.

    Also I must do some calculations. I need to determine the rate at which my Satanee consumes delicious delectables.

    if it's lostwords, as soon as he sees them

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    It's taken hard knocks it's whole life. It's used to living in the rough by now.



    In unrelated news: I've already tracked down the first, and perhaps centerpiece, item of my Satan's gift.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    So excited for my satanee! Let the stalking commence! Also I realized I havent yet made a proper wishlist post, just linked to my amazon wishlist so here ya go:

    Hey satan-er, whats up? Hope you're doing fine and dandy! I have an amazon wishlist that I mostly keep as a shopping list for the future and for family, but definittely don't feel constrained to get me stuff from there! I have a wide array of interests, and find appreciation in most anything pop culture. I compulsively buy blurays and videogames, so I would hate for you to get me something I already own, but I can deal! I read lots of book, and have been on a non-fiction binge lately, so something in that vein would be kickbutt. I have my goodreads account linked, but haven't updated in a good long while, just to give you an idea of what i'm digging. I also have a ps3, ds, psp and steam account linked in the sig. I also dig groovy musicings. Super excited for the upcoming tegna and sara live dvd that comes out nov. 15, and am way into regina spektor, ingird michaelsonn, adele, and the like. So basically, if you have some chick indie stuff you like, i'd probably like it too! Also an ardent fan of the baltimore ravens, baltimore orioles, capitals, and liverpool. I also love winterwear! I wear size M for shirts and junk, and love knit stuff! I also have a sweet tooth like whoa, and appreciate baked goods like no other person alive! If you're foreign, candy from exotic, far off lands would be the bee's knees!

    If you need help coming up with present ideas, you can ask balefuego, langly, notasenator, or tastypastry, who I interact with on the reg and can probably be your spy into my homelife. Also can ask keith, drziplock, and bowtiedseal as peeps that know me fairly well to get a good idea. Anywho, hope this helps you out a bit and much love to you!

    xoxoxo
    lostwords

    ps. i will be going back to my homeland (the philippines) from dec. 23 till like jan. 11, i think, so if you send it then and I'm unable to properly make a thank you post with pictures of me enjoying your presents, I apologize in advance. Hope that helps!

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    DrZiplock wrote:
    In unrelated news: I've already tracked down the first, and perhaps codpiece, item of my Satan's gift.

    I read it like this the first time. So I guess that means it must happen.

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego.
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Yessss Satan time!

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    gonna post a thing after lunch today

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I am excited for Mori's satanee

    Formulating plans

    Luckily it is a forumer we know reasonably well!

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I am slightly intimidated trying to think of things to get my satanee, I will have to relax and let the ideas flow through me.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • PRDPRD Kristin Lindsay I am a meat popsicle.Registered User, Penny Arcade Staff, PAX Staff regular
    This is going to be incrediawesome, I'm getting some great ideas for my satanee. Thanks @neville and @Usagi for managing this!

  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    I gots a pretty good idea of what I wanna do, but its gonna be so 'spensive.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote:
    my satanee is getting a donation to the human fund in their name

    The Human Fund.
    Money for people.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    BYToady wrote: »
    I am slightly intimidated trying to think of things to get my satanee, I will have to relax and let the ideas flow through me.

    I was like this at first. Then, did a couple of hours of research by stalking since my person and I rarely if ever interact. And suddenly it kind of all came together.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    neville wrote:
    Kwoaru wrote:
    my satanee is getting a donation to the human fund in their name

    The Human Fund.
    Money for people.
    http://www.the-human-fund.org/

    also, although I don't know who my satan is, I can pretty much cross off who they aren't

  • dougyfreshdougyfresh Registered User regular
    I kinda wanna make a scavenger hunt with my posts for my satan to follow, I'll have to think about a good way to implement that today at work

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  • UsagiUsagi Feminazgul ~*special snowflake*~Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    neville wrote:
    Kwoaru wrote:
    my satanee is getting a donation to the human fund in their name

    The Human Fund.
    Money for people.
    http://www.the-human-fund.org/

    also, although I don't know who my satan is, I can pretty much cross off who they aren't

    I am the blurst organizer ever

    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Initial shipment is on it's way.

    Satanee should be get their first batch tomorrow.

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  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    Initial shipment is on it's way.

    Satanee should be get their first batch tomorrow.

    dang, you're fast!

  • UsagiUsagi Feminazgul ~*special snowflake*~Registered User regular
    Dammit Dan, I haven't even figured out a strategy yet, much less purchased anything

    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
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