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CNBC Republican Debate Thread - 90 Minutes of Not Mentioning Obama's Jobs Bill

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Romney: It's appalling that some people only care about getting elected!

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Seriously, they are complaining that Obama is campaigning.

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    if you agree with me you're looking to the future, if you don't you're only concerned about your re election

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Perry: When it comes to racing to the bottom, I'm the hare.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Goodbye education?

    edit: lol Perry owned.

    Lilnoobs on
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Perry can't remember what he's going to cut.

    Mitt Romney reminds him of his position.

    Hoooo boy.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Perry: I don't remember which agencies I was going to end.

  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Aww, that's nice of the other candidates to help Perry out when he gets a little confused.

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Perry just fucked up horribly.

  • EgoEgo Registered User regular
    Goodness, Perry is like... double-Bush-jr. It's crazy.

    Erik
  • AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Education, the... uh... commerce... erm... lets see... what else does government do...

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    hahahahahaha oh my god

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  • Skoal CatSkoal Cat Registered User regular
    1 2...4!!!

  • Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    holy shit perry. He really is channeling Reagan.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    8->

    Perry's campaign manager is hanging himself from the rafters right now.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • MaratastikMaratastik Just call me Mara, please! Registered User regular
    That was a spectacular train wreck by Perry.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    That literally might be the worst train wreck I've ever seen in a debate.

    Cain's 9-9-9 plan is now literally a punchline.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Cain: DIAL 9-9-9 IF YOU REALLY WANT THE TRUTH

    Salvation122 on
  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    Wow, he really believes in this 9/9/9 thing....

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Kana wrote:
    8->

    Perry's campaign manager is hanging himself from the rafters right now.

    Eh, probably making bank

  • Skoal CatSkoal Cat Registered User regular
    Olorin wrote:
    That was a spectacular train wreck by Perry.

    He was trying to remember soooo hard

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Kana wrote:
    That literally might be the worst train wreck I've ever seen in a debate.

    Cain's 9-9-9 plan is now literally a punchline.

    Wasn't it already?

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Newt: Social Security shouldn't count as our budget! LBJ is a jerk!

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote:
    Kana wrote:
    That literally might be the worst train wreck I've ever seen in a debate.

    Cain's 9-9-9 plan is now literally a punchline.

    Wasn't it already?

    Let me rephrase:

    The audience actually knows it's a punchline now.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • s7apsters7apster Registered User regular
    Newt's actually on to something when he says social security should be separated from the general budget...he's just wrong to go on to transform it into something he saw in Chile one time.

  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Gingrich: Social Security is actually solvent.
    Me: AM I FUCKING HIGH?

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Romney wants to cut the federal payroll by %10, also bullshit about compensation.

  • Pi-r8Pi-r8 Registered User regular
    wait... so Bachmann is now admitting that she wants to raise payroll taxes?

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Public servants shouldn't get paid more than private positions (they don't).
    They should only get bonuses at the same rate as wall street CEOs!

    Bachmann hates a bill that she clearly doesn't remember what it is.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    Look, how can you expect them to have time to remember all this when there are gays and brown people to hate? You guys are just too harsh on these poor Republicans.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    public servant compensation comment was silly

    So It Goes on
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    So the moderators still haven't asked about the Obama jobs bill, or why republicans are blocking all the things they claim they want.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Gingrich: Social Security is actually solvent.
    Me: AM I FUCKING HIGH?

    Well, there goes the GIngrich mini-surge. Even though he's right.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Huntsman talks about taxes, still sounds sanest of those on stage.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    student loan question to ron paul!

    oooh

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote:
    student loan question to ron paul!

    oooh

    And he answers predictably.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Ron Paul: No student loans, no public education, INFLATION

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    give tax credits, but get rid of dept of education and loans - this will increase student access to college how

    how do they pay for college?

    MARKETPLACE


    uhhhh

  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Colleges are already competitive, Mr Paul.

  • s7apsters7apster Registered User regular
    Ron Paul AGAIN WITH THE INFLATION

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