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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    that's one helluva hit and one pussy dragon

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I wanna play an RPG but man.

    I gotta put a story together.

    Fucking... I'm not very good at that.

  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    Wait Uriel do you mean you want to run one or what here?

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I dunno.

    I kinda prefer to play one offline.

    I just suk at putting a story together.. Well not really, I can do that if I apply myself but I gotta get some more people interested.

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Fucking... I'm not very good at that.

    Most virgins aren't.

    Anyhow, the big rumor is that there will be two new Warhammer (40k) races. Instead of waiting to see what developes, I will instead start unrepentant speculation!

    I believe that the newest 40k race will be:
    Spoiler:

    This is my theory. It probably won't end up being true, but at least it makes sense.

    Makes more sense than fucking Space Rat Men.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    is it too much to ask for Squats?

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  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I dunno.

    I kinda prefer to play one offline.

    I just suk at putting a story together.. Well not really, I can do that if I apply myself but I gotta get some more people interested.

    Why is it that you can't just play and have someone else run it?

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    guys

    we totally need a forum FATAL game

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    I dunno.

    I kinda prefer to play one offline.

    I just suk at putting a story together.. Well not really, I can do that if I apply myself but I gotta get some more people interested.

    Why is it that you can't just play and have someone else run it?

    I'm the only person I know with enough experience to run something, and I don't wanna get into a game with strangers, those aren't as fun.

  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    guys

    we totally need a forum FATAL game

    isn't this that horrible game where 'cunt shaft' size is an actual attribute?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Bendery wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    guys

    we totally need a forum FATAL game

    isn't this that horrible game where 'cunt shaft' size is an actual attribute?

    vaginal depth

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    what

    :3

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    The system, like other aspects of the game, was criticized for focusing on the most lurid aspects of violence, sexuality, and scatology, and of actualizing racism, sexist, homophobic, and other bigoted viewpoints. For example, characters have statistics for breast size, penis size, and anal and vaginal circumference, to determine how much damage is taken when characters are raped. In addition, weak men and unattractive women are more likely to be homosexual, and characters with very low intelligence have a chance of gaining a "retard strength" bonus. Certain magical items would cause characters to look and act like various racial stereotypes. Random rolls on tables for combat damage might result in characters receiving unlikely wounds such as a severed clitoris, while magical accidents might result in curses such as having fruit grow from one's genitals. Characters can also increase their skill in Urination, allowing them to urinate farther and more precisely.


    WHAT

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    basically it is the best game ever

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  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    I like the urination bit

  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Sounds like SE++ the RPG.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    That sounds awesome

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    I am left agog.

    Fucking agog.

  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Magog?
    Kevin Sorbo lolol

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    no just the regular kind

  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    Oh okay.

    Also goddamn I am reading more of FATAL what the fuuuuuuck?

  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    is it too much to ask for Squats?

    Not going to happen.
    Adeptus Mechanicus sounds plausable, simply because they're getting Battlefleet Gothic ships, but I'd still prefer something completely new.

  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    space werewolves

    not like spacewolves

    straight up werewolves

    it'll sell t-shirts

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    I will write a FATAL game for the forum to run if people really want to play it.

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Apparently the site is dead and so I can't actually. I apologize for building up hopes.

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    space werewolves

    not like spacewolves

    straight up werewolves

    it'll sell t-shirts
    What about Space Pimps? Now that would sell periphery merchandise.

    In the grim darkness of the far future, I gotsta get paid, son.

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User
    space werewolves already exist (wolfen from the 13th company)

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    I want something to fill in the gap the Dark Eldar left.

    Something with pirates and slavers, but not as, you know, angry-at-my-step-dad all of the time.

    Actually, if they re-booted the DE and actually tried to make them work this time, I would be all for it.

    But that isn't happening.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User
    Wait, Manifest is selling Orks? I'm buying Orks right now.


    Pm plz

    trent you will forever have zero girlfriends
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User
    Manifest I will take the boars and some Black Orks off you if you don't sell that.

    Also mounted warboss

    trent you will forever have zero girlfriends
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    I believe that the newest 40k race will be:
    Spoiler:

    This is my theory. It probably won't end up being true, but at least it makes sense.

    Makes more sense than fucking Space Rat Men.

    I would play the fuck out of them.
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    The system, like other aspects of the game, was criticized for focusing on the most lurid aspects of violence, sexuality, and scatology, and of actualizing racism, sexist, homophobic, and other bigoted viewpoints. For example, characters have statistics for breast size, penis size, and anal and vaginal circumference, to determine how much damage is taken when characters are raped. In addition, weak men and unattractive women are more likely to be homosexual, and characters with very low intelligence have a chance of gaining a "retard strength" bonus. Certain magical items would cause characters to look and act like various racial stereotypes. Random rolls on tables for combat damage might result in characters receiving unlikely wounds such as a severed clitoris, while magical accidents might result in curses such as having fruit grow from one's genitals. Characters can also increase their skill in Urination, allowing them to urinate farther and more precisely.


    WHAT

    I would play the fuck out of that.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Wait, Manifest is selling Orks? I'm buying Orks right now.


    Pm plz

    I have a bunch of orc shit too, if you want to buy it, I don't think I'll ever use it.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Greatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered User regular
    Well, I mean, the retard strength thing is kind of funny.

    But seriously.

    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"

    :|

  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User
    Quetzi wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Wait, Manifest is selling Orks? I'm buying Orks right now.


    Pm plz

    I have a bunch of orc shit too, if you want to buy it, I don't think I'll ever use it.

    What you have, Quetzi?

    I need more of this:

    huntasgroup2.jpg

    trent you will forever have zero girlfriends
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User
    Okay the Adeptus Mechanics just sounds like more Space Marines except with more Techmarines to me. I dunno.

    I want a knew race dammit.

    trent you will forever have zero girlfriends
  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Quetzi wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Wait, Manifest is selling Orks? I'm buying Orks right now.


    Pm plz

    I have a bunch of orc shit too, if you want to buy it, I don't think I'll ever use it.

    What you have, Quetzi?

    I need more of this:

    huntasgroup2.jpg

    I have Orcs, not Orks, so nevermind. That's what Mani has too though, last I checked.

  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous WALK 3X FASTER New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Okay the Adeptus Mechanics just sounds like more Space Marines except with more Techmarines to me. I dunno.

    I want a knew race dammit.
    drugged cyborg slave-soldiers.

    Crazy ass vehicles.

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    Steam PSN: DerWaffleMous Origin: DerWaffleMous Bnet: WaffleMous#1483
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User
    Quetzi, half of what you are looking at there are Orcs.

    You should see what I've done with my Arrow boys.

    I'll post pics tomorrow.


    EDIT: Oh, okay maybe not in that picture but I have a shitton of Fantasy Orcs in my army already I'll have to show you now. I turned Arrow Orcs into Tau-missile-pod weilding feral orks to represent Rokkit Launchas.

    trent you will forever have zero girlfriends
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