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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Maybe it's Sass and she's just covering!

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  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Usagi wrote:
    I am the blurst organizer ever
    I completely agree. Booo!
    Looove you. (Sorry, I refuse to use that throbbing heart. Just have Dru throb something at you. Heh.)

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Maybe it's Sass and she's just covering!

    Dunno if she's sneaky enough for that.

    or is she

    dundundun

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    it's not her

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    she's not doing secret satans!

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Is it you, Keith? Is it? Tell me!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    If it was me, don't you think I would have surprised you myself?

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    or maybe I still can

    maybe I'm posting from inside your house

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    I just checked my closets, r kelly

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    she's not doing secret satans!

    Well now what am I supposed to do with these artistic nude photos?

    Nothing. Matters.
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    she's not doing secret satans!

    Well now what am I supposed to do with these artistic nude photos?

    I'm not even going to post it

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    she's not doing secret satans!

    Well now what am I supposed to do with these artistic nude photos?

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    It was too late I already put them all in the incinerator oh noooooo....

    Nothing. Matters.
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    It was too late I already put them all in the incinerator oh noooooo....

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    she's not doing secret satans!

    Maybe she's doing SUPER secret satans.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Dear Satan, I feel like we should sit down. And have a chat.

    Yes, I am sitting on this ottoman. Yes, I am drumming my fingers together. Like so.

    What I want to communicate to you is this. You've no doubtedly read my wish list. Maybe perused through a few of my posts. But I want to communicate that maybe I haven't been entirely 'open' to you. I feel like there's more I can 'share'. So in case you're still not sure what, among the many things in this universe, that I like, here's a quick and dirty list, that's purposely and openly vague.

    Transformers
    Dinosaurs
    Green Lantern
    Plants
    Legos
    Nintendo
    Computers
    Doctor Who
    The Outdoors and the Mysteries Contained Within

    I hope this can help you in your quest. Maybe, like some other people on this website who shall go unnamed (Stale), you haven't gotten anything for me yet. That's great. I'm in no rush. Maybe unlike some other people on this board (Shimsham), you're still debating on that perfect gift. I'm doing the same. But not for you. Because that'd be weird and against the laws of humanity and/or Neville. But I just wanted you to know, there's more than what I threw on my Amazon wishlist. There's oh so much more that will please me.

    Merry Christmas, from the warmest place in my heart/pants;
    -MetroidZoid

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    those cupcakes look yummy, lost!

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cupcakes are awesome and those look great.. especially the lemon curd one.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I'm so glad I signed up for this. I've had so much fun planning my gift for my satanee that I haven't even begun to wonder when who is going to send me what.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    I thought i had the perfect gift, and then doubt set in.

    To further complicate things, the company that sells said item is somehow not getting my e-mails. some relay error that is completely illogical to me.

    Who wants to be a dear fellow forumer and see if they can contact them from within the US?

    Send me a pm with an e-mail adress and i'll forward you the e-mail.

    Thanks in advance.



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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Gift purchasing finished as of fifteen minutes ago! Just gotta get to the post office and do some sending-off. Teeeee heheheheheee.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I think I've bought as much as I can honestly and reasonably afford, although I'd love to spend twice as much, and easily could.

    Now I just have to pack it and ship it off, but I think I'll wait and send it a bit closer to December.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    skettios wrote:
    those cupcakes look yummy, lost!

    Oh they are def yummy! I wish I could share it with everyone!
    ceres wrote:
    Cupcakes are awesome and those look great.. especially the lemon curd one.

    That one is one of my faves they make! Sooo good! There's even like a lemony creamy center in the cupcake!

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Oh my god you people waste no time

    I gotta get crackin'

  • zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Hey guys!

    I got an email a few minutes ago, and while I was a little disappointed it wasn't another love letter from Best-Penis, my heart was aflutter when I saw it was from someone named Secret Satan

    It was a copy of a brand new book called A thrilling Zucchini of Arcadia story: The Man-Eaters of Saarthal!!!

    I was extra excited when I found out it was by my favorite author, Elizabeth Esda, who you may know from her other works Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth and Wayne Gretzky Hockey

    It was a thrilling adventure, which I believe can be read here. But at the end I found that this wonderful novel included a copy of Skyrim, as well as hints of future gifts! Who would have thought such wonders could be hidden inside a book?!?!

    In the end, I found that this was not trickery or work of the devil, it was our very own @Legba! An awesome person who got me exactly what I wanted! Thank you so much!

    zucchini on
  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Nice work, @Legba!

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    she's not doing secret satans!

    Well now what am I supposed to do with these artistic nude photos?

    Um...Hey there.

    Did you actually burn those photos? Just...wondering.

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I spent a stupid amount of time fiddling with that card, waiting for my money to come in. Glad you liked it, Zucchini!

    Legba on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    That is rad, Legba.

    I need to wrap up my present-buying (ha!) and send my gift to my satanee

  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    I was gonna say if there's one dude here who knows how to take care of cast iron stuff, it's gotta be Stale

    ... I really need to reseason my cast iron pan.

    I could certainly stand to re-season my cast iron pans

    people keep trying to but them in the sink/dishwasher and I have to be all "No don't be dumb, that doesn't go there"

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Oh wow, Legba, that is boss.

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    That is rad, Legba.

    I need to wrap up my present-buying (ha!) and send my gift to my satanee

    MWAH MWAH MWAH

    I am making all of the kisses at Mori because he has just gifted me SKYRIM and I am about to get SKYRIMMED. Janson gets kisses as well! Apparently there is EVEN MORE GOODNESS coming in the mail!

    Thank you guys so much!




  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    High five @Moriveth!

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    You get a Skyrim! And you get a Skyrim!

    And I'm glad you like it, I hope you like the additional presents as well!

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Yay Rolo!

    We had been planning to do something clever, like have a code in the mailed gifts or whatever that you would be able to redeem online or something so you could be surprised by all your gifts at once, but then Mori was like OH SHIT HE'S ON THE FENCE ABOUT SKYRIM AND HE MIGHT BUY IT WE HAVE TO BUY IT RIGHT NOW

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    ShimSham wrote:
    Good, good. <3 Merry XMas everyone.

    Secret Satan part II: Satan Harder


    Got the second box today!:

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    An absolutely awesome cookbook and reflection on southern culture. I almost bought this myself recently and at the last minute cancelled my order.


    Shim Sham, the best Satan ever. <3<3<3

    Stale on
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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    Secret Satan part II: Satan Harder


    Got the second box today!:

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    An absolutely awesome cookbook and reflection on southern culture. I almost bought this myself recently and at the last minute cancelled my order.


    Shim Sham, the best Satan ever. <3<3<3

    Ah great. I'm glad you like this one, I wasn't totally sure you would but given your interests I took a shot.

    The author lives in my city and I was going to get it autographed for you but he's on a year long tour of Europe writing another cookbook at the moment. He owns a couple of restaurants here (which are amazing) so I wanted to give you a little something with a local touch.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    USPS tried to delivery a parcel today

    but now i have to wait until monday to get it from the office!

    it is either a print i ordered forever ago that they had to resend to me or

    something more mysterious

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Vann Diras wrote:
    USPS tried to delivery a parcel today

    but now i have to wait until monday to get it from the office!

    it is either a print i ordered forever ago that they had to resend to me or

    something more mysterious

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    Tox on
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