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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Hahaha, I can have Sid Haig call people.


    That's amazing.

    Stale on
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  • SantaSanta Ho ho ho North PoleRegistered User regular
    UPS wrote: »
    Is it a tracking number?

    Tracking numbers are for amateurs. Santa's packages need no tracking numbers because Santa's packages are always on time, and always safely delivered.

    Ho ho ho!!

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I think I recognize like 3 people on that page

    But it says Lorenzo Lamas is unavailable today, so I'm guessing someone just "bought" him for their satanee

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Marina Sirtis?? Do con appearances not pay that much, dear?

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Santa wrote: »
    UPS wrote: »
    Is it a tracking number?

    Tracking numbers are for amateurs. Santa's packages need no tracking numbers because Santa's packages are always on time, and always safely delivered.

    Ho ho ho!!

    Didn't the Jewish moderators tell you to stay away until after Thanksgiving, crazy Santa?

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    $5 for a video greeting card from Lou Ferrigno? Can you have it personalised? Because if so, that's a pretty cool deal.

    Legba on
  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    A buddy of mine was at a con once where Marina Sirtis showed up in leathers on a motorcycle. Apparently after making a few laps she then flashed the crowd.

    Tox on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    well dang

    my satanee is getting a call from butch patrick at 4:30 in the morning on a tuesday

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2011
    I don't know who that is

    edit: Marina Sirtis

    I guess she played Wonder Girl on Star Trek?

    Garlic Bread on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Deiana Troi

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    marina sirtis, to me, will always be rodriguez's wife in death wish 3

    she had zero lines and died of a broken arm

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  • dougyfreshdougyfresh Registered User regular
    A surprise cold rendered most of my plans for last weekend useless, but I think it may have been for the best cause I'm reevaluating my gifting strategy. I may go for a definite theme but I'm not sure if that's the best road to take or not. Any suggestions from the more veteran Satans?

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I guess I should note to my potential gift giver that the address listed is my parent's house, since I am going to be there for the entirety of December. If something shows up there though they can mail it to me easily~

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Holy Shit Russel Johnson is still alive
    How the fuck is that happening?

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  • DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    Picked up a couple of small trinkets to go with the main gifts for both my Santees this year. Still trying to figure out what to focus on though.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Wait how come you get two?

    also whoever got ceres should gift her the gift of beating all the stupid people who post in H/A.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    if someone gets me, bust out the edison ghost phone and make charles bronson call me

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Wait how come you get two?

    also whoever got ceres should gift her the gift of beating all the stupid people who post in H/A.
    Other subforums have gift exchanges as well

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Tox wrote: »
    Wait how come you get two?

    also whoever got ceres should gift her the gift of beating all the stupid people who post in H/A.

    I tumbled down the stairs yesterday and the bone from my arm went through the skin of my arm. It was all jagged, and I think it might be broken. It hurt, but I went to work yesterday. Now today, the jagged part of the bone is kind of dry, and I can't seem to get the skin to stop bleeding. My friend suggested that I tear up some t-shirts to make like bandages for it, but I'm kind of running out of t-shirts and I don't want to use my work shirts because I might get fired because I already have two strikes because my dickhole manager caught me stealing from the register (it was only like $5 both times).

    Is there any way to make this not hurt so much, and when do you think the bleeding will stop? I'm already chowing down like sixteen Tylenol a day. Thanks H/A

    ThreeCubed on
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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    no way

    that is not an actual H/A post

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I can believe it

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Not that I've seen (the spelling and grammar is too good, for one). But it wouldn't shock me either.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Tox wrote: »
    Wait how come you get two?

    also whoever got ceres should gift her the gift of beating all the stupid people who post in H/A.

    I tumbled down the stairs yesterday and the bone from my arm went through the skin of my arm. It was all jagged, and I think it might be broken. It hurt, but I went to work yesterday. Now today, the jagged part of the bone is kind of dry, and I can't seem to get the skin to stop bleeding. My friend suggested that I tear up some t-shirts to make like bandages for it, but I'm kind of running out of t-shirts and I don't want to use my work shirts because I might get fired because I already have two strikes because my dickhole manager caught me stealing from the register (it was only like $5 both times).

    Is there any way to make this not hurt so much, and when do you think the bleeding will stop? I'm already chowing down like sixteen Tylenol a day. Thanks H/A

    There actually was a post not too terribly different from this not too long ago. It was an abscessed tooth, and I don't think he had a job because he was in school, but yeah....

    Tox on
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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    I bike home from O Chem, and what do I see! A package, a package, a package for me!

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    Oh deary! My eyes do so leap when I see that package, that package, that package for me!

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    But what might be in it? What dreams might it hold?

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    Crew brand molding clay, for my hair to be bold!

    @Antimatter Thank you so much! I saw in your note that it was the first of a multiplicity of gifts, so my excitement is not diminished in the slightest! Nay, for now I am even more excited for future arrivals!

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    I blame my room mates for not bringing in the mail since I've been outta the house from 9-5 most days with school.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    :D

    woooooooooooooooooo

    glad you're happy, and I'm glad you got it!

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    yay!

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  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Naphtali wrote:
    no way

    that is not an actual H/A post
    Hi, Naphtali. How are you doing today?

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    . wrote:
    Naphtali wrote:
    no way

    that is not an actual H/A post
    Hi, Naphtali. How are you doing today?

    About ready to strangle a PC at work

    Did you get anything in the mail today?

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    ShimSham -> Stale 2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Legba -> zucchini

    Antimatter -> Wombat!!

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    usps package turned out to just be my print

    no christmas joy for me yet :(

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    ShimSham -> Stale 2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Legba -> zucchini

    Antimatter -> Wombat!!

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Added! But there'll be more coming.

  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2011
    Naphtali wrote:
    . wrote:
    Naphtali wrote:
    no way

    that is not an actual H/A post
    Hi, Naphtali. How are you doing today?

    About ready to strangle a PC at work

    Did you get anything in the mail today?
    Oh you know, not much. Some bills, a pizza flyer, and um, something else. What was it? Hrm..
    Oh yeah, I remember, HOLY SHIT! It's a sexy black 250GB Xbox 360 Holiday Bundle and a transfer cable!
    Oh god, I am making out with you in my mind right now.
    Thank you so much. You have NO idea how much I appreciate this and LOVE LOVE LOVE it.
    You're going to have a hard time topping this for your next SS, my new bestest friend.

    Seriously, thank you so much.

    . on
    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    god damn

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote:
    ShimSham -> Stale 2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Legba -> zucchini

    Antimatter -> Wombat!!

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Added! But there'll be more coming.

    Whups! Missed that.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Ooooh shit! @Naphtali

    In a good way

    Janson on
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Janson wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote:
    ShimSham -> Stale 2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Legba -> zucchini

    Antimatter -> Wombat!!

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Naphtali - > . (plut)

    Added! But there'll be more coming.

    Whups! Missed that.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    . wrote: »
    Naphtali wrote:
    . wrote:
    Naphtali wrote:
    no way

    that is not an actual H/A post
    Hi, Naphtali. How are you doing today?

    About ready to strangle a PC at work

    Did you get anything in the mail today?
    Oh you know, not much. Some bills, a pizza flyer, and um, something else. What was it? Hrm..
    Oh yeah, I remember, HOLY SHIT! It's a sexy black 250GB Xbox 360 Holiday Bundle and a transfer cable!
    Oh god, I am making out with you in my mind right now.
    Thank you so much. You have NO idea how much I appreciate this and LOVE LOVE LOVE it.
    You're going to have a hard time topping this for your next SS, my new bestest friend.

    Seriously, thank you so much.

    Hoooly crap that's cool!!!

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Janson wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote:
    ShimSham -> Stale 2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Legba -> zucchini

    Antimatter -> Wombat!!

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Naphtali - > . (plut)

    Added! But there'll be more coming.

    Whups! Missed that.

    Thanks Anti!

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    The transfer cable is also a nice and very thoughtful touch!

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