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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    It is going to be really interesting trying to wrap this stuff.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    (dont actually count them :p)

    you should be getting two or three more packages, it depends on how they're grouped

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I am going to bsa an un original jerk and just grab sone wishlist items and some candy for my satanee, sorry

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote:
    I am going to bsa an un original jerk and just grab sone wishlist items and some candy for my satanee, sorry

    I don't understand why you're apologising for getting someone a bunch of gifts? Unless the gifts are unmarked packages of biological weapons?

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Oh no!

    Some things that I specifically asked for!

    You're history's greatest monster!

  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    My Satanee is getting a shoe. One shoe. Hey, it's one more shoe than you had before!

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I know what you mean mr. bucketman, and I'm sure your satanee will like what you get them, but let's face it, the mr. riddleheros are the real jerks here, making the rest of us look bad

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    So I've got all my gifts bought for my satanee. It's not much, because I'm broke, but it's actually not nothing, and it's heartfelt as fuck, so I know my satanee will love it.

    Now I just have to decide when to ship it. Decisions decisions. I'll probably send it out some time after thanksgiving.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Next year I will make an unwish list which is a list of things I do not want.

    Just to make bucketman happy.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    End wrote: »
    I know what you mean mr. bucketman, and I'm sure your satanee will like what you get them, but let's face it, the mr. riddleheros are the real jerks here, making the rest of us look bad

    Yeah, he's going down as a cool Satan moment.

    What other cool Satan moments can you vets remember?

    I do remember last year someone ended up crying on camera. That was cool. I want to make someone cry on camera. My Satan marked NSFW: no, so I can't just send nude pictures to make that happen.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Well I think it was Sheri that pulled an Oprah and sent her satanee's family to Disney World.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Well I think it was Sheri that pulled an Oprah and sent her satanee's family to Disney World.

    I think that's what it was.

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I think that might have been for Saints, not Satans.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    That makes sense. I didn't even know Secret Saints existed until this year.

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  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    I have some good ideas for my satan. Just might take two paychecks to get the cash together. Or maybe I'll do a bit soon and more later. Either way, I love doing this.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I won't realistically get to start buying until mid-december

    so my satan won't be getting no early gifts

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Right now it is looking like $80 for eight, thematically connected items.

    Oh yeah.

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  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    As promised:

    Blake, give me some Tim Tams! (And not pictures of Tim Tams either.)

    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I do prefer to send my Christmas presents at Christmas-time, it's just not playing out that way financially. Better to do it now. So someone secret gets presents veeery soon!

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I just get excited and wanna send the gifts off as soon as possible

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Tox wrote: »
    Well I think it was Sheri that pulled an Oprah and sent her satanee's family to Disney World.

    I think that's what it was.

    That was actually for Secret Saints

    And it was Disneyland

    I made my Satanee a Pac-Man scarf

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    Sheri on
  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    No joke, when you posted the Pac-Man scarf I hoped in my hearts of hearts that I was your Satanee.

    I'm pretty sure we all did.

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I've made two discoveries this year:

    1) I'm never revealing myself on the first present again, because although it's kind of cool to be one of the first Satans, people knowing who I am takes some of the buzz out of it. I crave the mystery!

    2) Deciding on a second gift with a release date (hint hint @zuchinni!) I have to wait for puts some of the fun back in it. :D

    Legba on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I do not believe you will do it plut.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Right now it is looking like $80 for eight, thematically connected items.

    Oh yeah.

    My gifts are thematically linked as well. The theme is: "Gifts you either asked for or that I believe you'll like based on my stalkings." I dunno, still working on a better name for it.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Oh that's right.

    A budget is like a penis right?

    In the sense that you blow the shit out of it.

  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    I should be getting my satanee's gifts today or tomorrow

    Some assembly will be required on my part so it'll be a while before they arrive at their destination

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Oh that's right.

    A budget is like a penis right?

    In the sense that you blow the shit out of it.

    I thought it meant that it grew over time?

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    It becomes a real mess if I screw around with it too much.

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    It's not the size, it's what you do with it.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Wow, budgets really are like penises.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    "It's not the size, mate, it's how you use it."

    Michael Caine, Austin Powers in Goldmember

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Amazon just delivered a package to my door!

    I wonder what it could be!

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    dang this thing is heavy

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    let's just rip this thing open and

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    hey a note!

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    WHAT

    WHAT

    NO WAY

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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    THIS IS THE BEST THING

    THE

    BEST

    THING



    oh man it smells amazing

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I'M SO FUCKING JEALOUS!

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Legba -> zucchini

    ??? -> Antimatter -> Wombat!!/2

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Naphtali -> . (plut)

    #pipe -> Platypus Beirut

    Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus

    ThreeCubed on
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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    That's an awesome gift.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    someone gets that every year

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Aargh, I am still waiting for the rest of Rolo's presents to ship

    Hurry up, anonymous company!

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Keith wrote:
    someone gets that every year

    A tradition that hopefully won't stop untill everyone owns a copy.

    Legba on
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