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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    that santa is clearly wankin'

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    SantaSanta Ho ho ho North PoleRegistered User regular
    OH ho ho! That's a rather naughty card!

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    eat a dick santa

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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    Kusu!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    It's okay; Kusu's nose is Jewish

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Oh my! [/Takei]

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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    oh my, it's almost kislev! hannukah is just around the corner

    ordered my satanee one present for each day of hannukah and a bonus one for the shamash (that's the middle candle on the menorah), which should hopefully arrive in two packages on friday

    please don't infract me for lacking christmas spirit

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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Okay how many Jewish people are there on this list?

    I have to narrow the odds that you're my satan >>

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    ceres wrote:
    Okay how many Jewish people are there on this list?

    I have to narrow the odds that you're my satan >>

    Just start soliciting wang pics, you can rule out all the uncuts right from go.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Hey @Santa:

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Hey @Santa:

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    Well, I know for sure who's not getting any presents.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    That image is confusing if you also eat turkey for Christmas dinner.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    not to mention for canadians.

    silly backward americans, having thanksgiving in november.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Janson wrote:
    That image is confusing if you also eat turkey for Christmas dinner.

    As if any other time of the year is acceptable for eating turkey?

    Don't let them turn you with their heathen traditions.

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    ceres wrote:
    Okay how many Jewish people are there on this list?

    I have to narrow the odds that you're my satan >>

    Just start soliciting wang pics, you can rule out all the uncuts right from go.

    except many americans will be immune to that test

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Hey @Santa:

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    Well, I know for sure who's not getting any presents.

    I'm an adult. I can buy my own presents!
    Please bring me presents, Santa.

    ThreeCubed on
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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Yeah I was gonna say, this is not a great test.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    but i already took a picture


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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    i want them!

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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Either way, many <3's to thorgot for bothering to know that.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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    thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    ceres wrote:
    Either way, many <3's to thorgot for bothering to know that.
    oh i have no idea if my satanee is jewish

    and my gifts have nothing to do with hannukah

    i was just being silly because i was also doing some shopping for my folks

    thorgot on
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    one of the two packages I sent is out for delivery RIGHT NOW

    my satanee best be getting pumped

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote:
    Janson wrote:
    That image is confusing if you also eat turkey for Christmas dinner.

    As if any other time of the year is acceptable for eating turkey?

    Don't let them turn you with their heathen traditions.

    Hey, Thanksgiving is a pretty neat holiday

    Plus in we-hate-holidays Americaland, it gives me as many days off work as Christmas (an almighty 2!)

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    I think I'm going to send out the package this weekend or early next week.

    Oh hey weird my doorbell is ringing

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Mori and I are just waiting for stuff to arrive! Grr slow shipping!

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    First of all apologies for the fact that my camera sucks and insists on having all the pics be SUPER dark, anyway *ahem*

    OH HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT THE DOORBELL WAS A DELIVERY! FOR ME!

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    I WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE?!

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    OH SHIT! STUFF! WHAT STUFF DID I GET? I'LL SHOW YOU!
    Secret Satan wrote:
    While the novel doesn't feature Meatloaf, it is still radical.
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    IT'S FIGHT CLUB! THE BOOK! BY CHUCK PALAHNIUK!

    BUT WAIT WHAT'S THAT UNDERNEATH?!
    Secret Satan wrote:
    I know nothing about dungeons and/or dragons. This reminded me of the Hulk.
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    OH HOLY SHIT IT'S GAMMA WORLD! THE AWESOME GAME! YOU'RE RIGHT SATAN, IT REMINDS ME OF THE HULK TOO!

    And last of all, who is this awesome person?

    You could say he's a bastard.

    You could say he's a lovely bastard, but he's more than that! He's THE LOVELY BASTARD!

    Thanks bro! Sweet haul!

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Janson wrote:
    Hey, Thanksgiving is a pretty neat holiday

    We...lost another one.

    I'll inform Her Majesty.

    :(

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Haha, that's awesome

    Fight Club is a book that for some reason I can never find, and desperately want

    And I've heard lovely things about Gamma World

    Amazon
    Steam
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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus

    Feebsicle -> Veretas

    Legba -> zucchini

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Naphtali -> . (plut)

    ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Slacker71 -> Nogs

    Sweeney Tom -> Kusuguttai/2

    The Lovely Bastard -> Tox

    ??? -> #pipe -> Platypus Beirut

    ??? -> Antimatter -> Wombat!!/2/3

    ??? -> ceres

    ??? -> Hunter

    ??? -> lostwords

    ??? -> Smart Hero/2

    ??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony

    Disclaimer: I'm choosing to include stop words in my alphabetizing of this list, so the "The" in TLB and Geebs's names will count towards alphabetization.

    ThreeCubed on
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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Noice. Fight Club is a great novel. While reading I was seriously weirded out by the way it was written, and then I had a big-ass ephiphany at the end when I realised it really couldn't have been written any other way.

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    QuickSnapQuickSnap Professional Beard Grower Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    SATAN!!! You have been purchased for! Expect something thereabouts on Friday! MAYBE!!

    QuickSnap on
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    dear tox:

    there's more

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    dear tox:

    it's an artful photo of TLB and I touching wieners

    some artistic license has been used so that said wieners are visible

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Keith you incorrigible scamp

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    I am amazed at how fast the american postal service is.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Guess I should go check the mail.

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    I am amazed at how fast the american postal service is.

    It can be.

    But it's also about to slow way way down.

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    KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Kochikens wrote: »
    I am amazed at how fast the american postal service is.

    It can be.

    But it's also about to slow way way down.

    It will still be faster than Canadas.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Billllllllllllllls!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    dear tox:

    it's an artful photo of TLB and I touching wieners

    some artistic license has been used so that said wieners are visible

    it is an homage to the painting at the end of rocky 3

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