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Republican [Debate] thread once again, now with less Jesus and more bombing foreigners

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    45 seconds of dead air. This is the greatest debate ever.

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    awkward

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    BullioBullio Registered User regular
    Oh great, Israel and Iran. This should be annoying.

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    BlackjackBlackjack Registered User regular
    The debate itself is as competent as the debaters.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    A plan for success... Such as 9-9-9

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Cain - "We need to be careful in Iran, because they have mountains".

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    Ron Paul talking bad about Israel.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Israel should be able to bomb anyone they want, who are we to interfere?

    Even if the bombs are nukes.

    Uhm, also Ron Paul forgot that we're not supposed to officially know that Israel has nukes.

    EDIT: As usual, Cain takes the firm stand that we should do things that are successful.

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    BullioBullio Registered User regular
    Paul responds with a clear, pointed response on Israel. Cain answers back with "mountains." wtf

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    And uh... How exactly do you suggest sanctioning a central bank Perry?

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    Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Sanctioning the Iranian central bank? How the hell does that even work?

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Guys, we won WWII by replacing Iranian oil sources. Gingrich said so.

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    umm...what?

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Beat their oil with our oil! Genius strategy Newt.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    We should replace the Iranian regime without actually doing anything

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    So Gingrich doesn't want to go to war with Iran, he just wants to 'replace their regime'.

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    Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Cancelling a pipeline equates to unilateral disarmament

    I do not think that word means what you think it means

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Obama has failed America because of crazycrazycrazy

    Lady y'know, if Iran is developing nuclear weapons refusing to meet with them doesn't exactly stop them from getting their nukes. In fact it helps.

    WTF PAUL WOLFOWITZ?!? "IRAQ HAS NO HISTORY OF SECTARIAN VIOLENCE" WOLFOWITZ?

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    Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    "Africa" was a country on the brink

    Motherfucker do you have any idea how large and diverse "Africa" is

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Herman Cain continues his strong stance in favor of success, and opposing failures.

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    Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Herman Cain: "I don't know what you're talking about."

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    MahnmutMahnmut Registered User regular
    Just tuned in to Rick Santorum... making a cogent defense of foreign aid?

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    People with AIDS in Africa don't need money, they need FREE MARKETS

    Ron Paul may be amusing, but he's still such a goddamn asshole

    Kana on
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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Romney - "Obama would rather give Americans healthcare than bomb brown people! It's inexcusable!".

    Wow, Romney is floundering a bit.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Mitt Romney continuing his stance of shamelessly lying. The republicans deal included the defense cuts, it was the republican proposal.

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    Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Err, has Ahmedenijad (misspelled, whatever) actually violated the UN Whatever on Genocide?

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Err, has Ahmedenijad (misspelled, whatever) actually violated the UN Whatever on Genocide?

    Nope

    But he said nasty things about Israel.

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    Newt says something smart: 20 fucking years to design an airplane is unacceptable.

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Newt - "Shit, I don't have a good answer here. I'd better change the subject as quickly as possible".

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    Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Apparently the US has enough oil reserves on hand to tank global commodity prices

    Wut

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    If we were a serious country we would open up imaginary oil fields

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    Gingrich is a socialist.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Kana wrote:
    People with AIDS in Africa don't need money, they need FREE MARKETS

    Ron Paul may be amusing, but he's still such a goddamn asshole

    Free markets will cure aids.

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Apparently the US has enough oil reserves on hand to tank global commodity prices

    Wut
    massive caves filled with an absurd amount of oil

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Once again Huntsman sounds fairly sane, even if I disagree with him.

    He'll never get above 3%

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Professor Wolfowitz?

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Blitzer - "Hey guys, let's see what Perry thinks on this. Come on, it'll be funny".

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    RchanenRchanen Registered User regular
    Kana wrote:
    People with AIDS in Africa don't need money, they need FREE MARKETS

    Ron Paul may be amusing, but he's still such a goddamn asshole

    I like Paul because he says what he thinks, other people be damned.

    I could never vote for Paul because of what he thinks.

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    Perry- lol wut? The super comittee failed because of Obama?

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    TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Perry just said that half a trillion is five hundred million.

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