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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    Keith wrote: »
    To my Satan: don't buy me these pants



    How bout

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    ThreeCubed on
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  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Also, what happened to Keith?

    I'm...right here?

    There's Keith and Kieth.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Keith wrote: »
    To my Satan: don't buy me these pants



    How bout

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    I owned a pair of these for 2 weeks over the summer!

    I say 2 weeks because I was unaware you're not supposed to wash them.

    :[

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    To my Satan: don't buy me these pants

    Good advice. That's way too much money to pay for ugly pants.

  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    My first cd:

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    yeeeepppppppppppppppppp

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Vivienne just told me I have a large package.

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll be just fine. Registered User regular
    :winky:

    XBOX: VIVIXENNEXIVIV | TWITTER | BATTLENET: VIVIXENNE#1433
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    gross

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    those songs were pretty fun though

    the brian boitano one in particular

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    It's a bit strange though because the package is Korean and from what I understand, their packages are below average.

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Man, I'm in love with everyone's gifts.

    Sara Lynn's haul is making me look at my Satanee's lot and realize how puny it is. I hope he/she likes it anyway.

    Updated list going to Neville:
    Antimatter -> Wombat!!/2/3

    BusterK -> Sara Lynn/2

    Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus/2

    chrishallett83 -> #pipe/2/3 -> Platypus Beirut

    Feebsicle -> Veretas

    George Fornby Grill -> Ten

    Legba -> zucchini/2/3

    Lost Salient -> Blake T/1.5 -> Lost Salient

    Marth -> Okami/2/3

    MoosehatIV -> ceres/2

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Munkus Beaver -> B. C.

    Naphtali -> . (plut)

    Sal -> Uriel -> Aphostile

    ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Skull Man -> PkErthbnd

    Sweeney Tom -> Kusuguttai/2/3/4

    The Lovely Bastard -> Tox/2/3

    thorgot -> Slacker71/2 -> Nogs

    Vivixenne -> That Dave Fella

    ??? -> lostwords

    ??? -> neville

    ??? -> QuickSnap -> Goose!

    ??? (riddlehero) -> Smart Hero/2

    ??? -> TankHammer

    ??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony

    ??? ->Theidar

    ??? -> Usagi

    ??? -> VisionOfClarity

    ??? -> Zay -> Hunter/2/3

    ??? -> Zonugal

    BEAST! revealed himself as Theidar's satan :)

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Sal wrote:
    My first cd:

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    yeeeepppppppppppppppppp

    This is, against all odds, an extremely well written musical score. It uses a classic musical theatre device in ending the 2nd act with a medley, revisiting songs already featured, reminding the viewer where all the major players stand and what's everyone's motivation.


    and Up There is also great

  • MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    Bought some more THINGS!!!! for my Satanee! I feel bad though seeing what they got their Satanee and what little I am giving in comparison. Maybe a velvet painting of me nude on a bear rug in front of a fireplace is needed to sweeten the pot.

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    Hey Satan!
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    Steam
  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    It looks like Part 1 of my gift will end up being split up, so while I was planning on my gift onslaught being 2, maybe 3 attacks, it may double.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    Janson wrote: »
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Man, I'm in love with everyone's gifts.

    Sara Lynn's haul is making me look at my Satanee's lot and realize how puny it is. I hope he/she likes it anyway.

    Updated list going to Neville:
    Antimatter -> Wombat!!/2/3

    BEAST! -> Theidar

    BusterK -> Sara Lynn/2

    Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus/2

    chrishallett83 -> #pipe/2/3 -> Platypus Beirut

    Feebsicle -> Veretas

    George Fornby Grill -> Ten

    Legba -> zucchini/2/3

    Lost Salient -> Blake T/1.5 -> Lost Salient

    Marth -> Okami/2/3

    MoosehatIV -> ceres/2

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Munkus Beaver -> B. C.

    Naphtali -> . (plut)

    Sal -> Uriel -> Aphostile

    ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Skull Man -> PkErthbnd

    Sweeney Tom -> Kusuguttai/2/3/4

    The Lovely Bastard -> Tox/2/3

    thorgot -> Slacker71/2 -> Nogs

    Vivixenne -> That Dave Fella

    ??? -> lostwords

    ??? -> neville

    ??? -> QuickSnap -> Goose!

    ??? (riddlehero) -> Smart Hero/2

    ??? -> TankHammer

    ??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony

    ??? -> Usagi

    ??? -> VisionOfClarity

    ??? -> Zay -> Hunter/2/3

    ??? -> Zonugal

    BEAST! revealed himself as Theidar's satan :)

    Oh whoops. Thanks @Janson for watching out for my silly ass.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Bought some more THINGS!!!! for my Satanee! I feel bad though seeing what they got their Satanee and what little I am giving in comparison. Maybe a velvet painting of me nude on a bear rug in front of a fireplace is needed to sweeten the pot.

    But my person didn't get their presents yet...

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I just made the most kick ass breakfast bowls. Juggling potatoes, bacon, and eggs like a champ. Actually, it was my first time ever cooking bacon and they were aces.

    But my shitty cheese grater finally bit it so unless my Satan is a mind reader, I know what I'm asking my folks for before Christmas.

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Alright, I got all my satanee's stuff together and boxed up! Just need to grab a card, write a nice message, and mail it off. You'll get your things sometime next week, I think, anonymous recipient!

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    TankHammer wrote:
    There has been a horrible, horrible accident and it turns out the packages with my gifts in them were assumed to be trash when they were left outside my door and were thrown in the dumpster and compacted! Sorry Satan, whoever you are!
    Haha! Just fuckin' with ya. You shoulda seen your face!

    So I got home tonight and @VisionofClarity had retrieved my packages from the front office:
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    So let's do this thing! I always start with the small package first. :winky:
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    Holy shit, do you guys know what time it is!?
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    Well Satan, you could have just stopped here and I'd be good, but you didn't stop here, you kept going. Let's tear into this big box and see what else is in store for me tonight.
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    Bags of air! This wasn't even on my wish list! How did you know?
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    WHAT

    THE

    BALLS!

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    ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

    ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?

    Thank you Beelzebub, Prince of Lies, Most Unclean! You are awesome beyond comparison.
    You rule!

    Please reveal yourself and bask in my praise.

    THANKS SATAN

    This was from me.

    There were supposed to be notes with the gifts but I guess they didn't get included.

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Oops.

    Double post.

    Isoldae on
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  • MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Bought some more THINGS!!!! for my Satanee! I feel bad though seeing what they got their Satanee and what little I am giving in comparison. Maybe a velvet painting of me nude on a bear rug in front of a fireplace is needed to sweeten the pot.

    But my person didn't get their presents yet...

    Silly Keith, Im not your Satan!
    Or Am I???
    Im not
    Or am I

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    Hey Satan!
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    Steam
  • WeaverWeaver Burn their ignorance to the groundRegistered User regular
    I was gonna Amazon my satan a teaser gift but the thing I wanted to send had no gift options.

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    Steam: weavermatic
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Isoldae wrote:
    TankHammer wrote:
    There has been a horrible, horrible accident and it turns out the packages with my gifts in them were assumed to be trash when they were left outside my door and were thrown in the dumpster and compacted! Sorry Satan, whoever you are!
    Haha! Just fuckin' with ya. You shoulda seen your face!

    So I got home tonight and @VisionofClarity had retrieved my packages from the front office:
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    So let's do this thing! I always start with the small package first. :winky:
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    Holy shit, do you guys know what time it is!?
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    Well Satan, you could have just stopped here and I'd be good, but you didn't stop here, you kept going. Let's tear into this big box and see what else is in store for me tonight.
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    Bags of air! This wasn't even on my wish list! How did you know?
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    WHAT

    THE

    BALLS!

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    ARE YOU SERIOUS!?

    ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?

    Thank you Beelzebub, Prince of Lies, Most Unclean! You are awesome beyond comparison.
    You rule!

    Please reveal yourself and bask in my praise.

    THANKS SATAN

    This was from me.

    There were supposed to be notes with the gifts but I guess they didn't get included.

    I got your real name but that was it. No other information.

    Gifts were awesome-tastic and I will enjoy them immensely!

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  • WeaverWeaver Burn their ignorance to the groundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Ugh I hate trying to buy amazon digital items as gifts (not for my satan, shopping for someone else)

    Weaver on
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    Steam: weavermatic
  • WeaverWeaver Burn their ignorance to the groundRegistered User regular
    Oh my god I just realized how much use I can make out of living right next door to a print shop.

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    Steam: weavermatic
  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote:
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    A mandolin!!!! Wooooo!! :o

    And a packing slip but no note, so thank you so much Mystery Satan, you have made my day <3

    Sweet Fucking Christ.

  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Legba wrote:
    This takes me back.


    I will never not crack up at this guy's voice



    That episode is on the TV RIGHT NOW.

  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    Wave 3 coming this weekend. I kind of expected to see posts about Wave 2, not sure what's going on with that.... =P

  • WeaverWeaver Burn their ignorance to the groundRegistered User regular
    Went ahead and ordered my person a teaser gift. Since I'm shipping from my own post today or tomorrow, no idea which will show up first.

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Mailed out your gift today. It may or may not be the only thing you get.

    spookymuffin on
    PSN: MegaSpooky // 3DS: 3797-6276-7138
    Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
  • WeaverWeaver Burn their ignorance to the groundRegistered User regular
    Hey does anyone still have the old front yard front lawn whatever giant pics of the SE folk being drawn?

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Finally a box!

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    (with addresses carefully hidden with a tube on Bepanthen)
    I open the box and what do I find?

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    Customs has been all up in my grill, lookin' at my shit.

    Firstly a card.

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    Didn't anyone tell her girls are supposed to have neat handwriting.

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    Sandra explains to me that the front of the card says send keith a message, hey he's big in Korea! That and she bought shit for herself, which is coincidental because I bought shit for her too. She also explains that one of the gifts is for Vivienne but screw that Neville didn't send her Viv's name

    Anyway onto the bags that are in here!

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    Which are empty. Thanks customs! The real presents are underneath!

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    Onto the first.

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    Here is the first gift, it would have been a mysterious shape but considering the amount of coffee related hints I had been it was pretty darn tootin' obvious.

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    Coffee beans! I've Tanzanian before and I enjoyed it. It's also just coming into season at my morning regular.

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    Next up!

    I suspected this for being a mug, because on the customs forms it says pottery and Sandra said SHARE ONE WITH VIV, but screw that. These are mine

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    WHY WOULD I SHARE A MUG THIS COOL I ASK YOU?

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    Well time to check out the second mug.

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    Just as cool, sorry viv.

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    Next up, another mystery box.

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    Revealed to be the sweet coffee filter system that Sandra linked the other day. If I didn't currently feel like vomitting and fainting I would totally try it out!

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    But what is that you say? Where would I put this brewed coffee?

    Why with this!

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    An ultra stylish coffee sever, it has the letter V on in so you know it's good!

    And then we think, why, Blake wouldn't be able to make coffee, he has no coffee filters (I do actually, but lets pretend other wise)

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    For there is one final present!

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    Coffee filters, thank god, I have none of these!


    And here is everyone together.

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    Batman, to the right is investigating where the fuck my tampons are Sandra.

    Other than that it's more than I deserve thanks again!

  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    Coffee is always good.

    PSN: MegaSpooky // 3DS: 3797-6276-7138
    Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
  • Lost SalientLost Salient if I give my soul will he stop my hands from shaking?Registered User regular
    Yaaay! Finally!

    Viv told me when I was inquiring about your coffee proclivities (since you had a thinger on your list) that you had nothing at all at your place with which to make coffee. Which is horrifying, first of all, but also an opportunity to force other people to enjoy what I enjoy! Also how do you have coffee filters if you don't have anything to make coffee with? Was she lying?

    Anyway I used to be a french press person but I swear to whatever that hand-dripped or pour-over or whatever you want to call it is the best coffee I have ever consumed. It's bitterness free and so delicious. Plus it's less of a huge pain in the ass to clean up than a press, believe me. Those Hario things are apparently popular in some places that I wouldn't know about because I live on the moon, but they're what I use and they're lovely. The coffee beans are from my favourite coffee shop! It's on top of a saddle between two mountains, over which the ancient fortress wall of the city runs, up the street from the president's house. The mugs are handmade by two different artists and are from a gallery down the street from me that specializes in Korean artists and crafts!

    ...also the grinder is the burr grinder I would totally buy myself if I could.

    Anyway I hope you enjoy your coffee! It is not as totally insanely badass as your presents, sadly.
    P.S. Obviously the outside does not say Send Keith a Message but the part that I wrote inside totally does

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    "Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    That coffee hand-dripper thingy looks really interesting. Aaaaand now I crave coffee. Hrm.

    Thankfully my office is just above a coffee place. BRB.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient if I give my soul will he stop my hands from shaking?Registered User regular
    The best part about hand-drip is that as long as you have the patience to pour it (which doesn't really take that long) and the cone and filters, you are good to go

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    "Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
  • Lost SalientLost Salient if I give my soul will he stop my hands from shaking?Registered User regular
    ...and something to put it in, it makes a mess on the counter otherwise, take it from me

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    "Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    I will pour it directly into my mouth, like a caffeine drip-feed.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Sandra explains to me that the front of the card says send keith a message, hey he's big in Korea!

    take that, @Viscount Islands

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