We left our detectives at the dinner bowls as they wondered aloud what could be in the box.
"I hope it's some food," hoped Flapjack hopefully.
"I bet it's an airplane!" cried Swarley.
It was neither full of food nor were there any airplanes jammed inside that box.
The first thing to emerge was:
"OMG it's a Thundercats shirt!!! We're just like them!!!" yelled Swarley.
"Maybe you are with all your loud farts, I'm just a regular cat," Flapjack moaned. He is a grump.
I wonder what else is crammed into this box.
Both cats peered inside.
Image not shown.
They did not know what the weird shapes were that inhabited the box.
They were spongy and had weird angles.
"Those, little ones, are foam D&D dice!" said the nice, handsome, totally dong heavy single man (ladies.............).
The package seemed a lot heavier than these light objects.
"The box said it weighed 2 pounds!" said Swarley.
"That it did," Flapjack confirmed, "quite the bit of detective remembering skills you've got there."
What they found next would shake them to their core.
"AHH!!! A zombie?!?!?" screamed Swarley.
"That's just the WORD zombie, with an arrow. Frankly I'm amazed you could read that, though....."
Swarley looked up toward Flapjack, "NOW can I be scared?"
"Yes."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT A ZOMBIE"
We continued to turn the cup in our not at all pale hand.
Whoa, now. That's quite the statement. Number 1 dude? NUMBER 1?!?!?! Holy crap I am AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and it says love...love who, though? I can't quite read it from this angle............
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Holy crap!" the three of us screamed in unison.
Swarley needed to take one last look to confirm that he had just read Khoo on there.
"Yep, using my excellent 3 month old reading skills I have confirmed that does indeed say Khoo."
This included note further solidified that it was a Khoo of the Robert variety.
Your present is in the middle. Everything else was shit I had in my office. Enjoy! Robert
Well you know what Robert? I will enjoy the hell out of the present AND the shit you had around your office!!! I LOVE ALL OF YOUR SHIT!
Swarley wanted to show things off once more.
The case of the Secret Satan has been solved by the Hardly Boys!!! (RIP Flapjack's balls)
Thank you so much Khoo! Best Christmas ever!!!!!!
Khoo would be the most intimidating person to get for a Satanee. I always forget that until after I sign up, and then I'm all "oh god, if I get him, WHAT WILL I GET HIM!?!"
Khoo would be the most intimidating person to get for a Satanee. I always forget that until after I sign up, and then I'm all "oh god, if I get him, WHAT WILL I GET HIM!?!"
Bigger bull horn.
Carpal tunnel surgery gift certificate
I like to imagine that Khoo remembers me from when he met up with us in NYC earlier this year, and his #1 Dude statement is absolutely sincere because of that night.
Khoo is the khooooolest
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Khoo would be the most intimidating person to get for a Satanee. I always forget that until after I sign up, and then I'm all "oh god, if I get him, WHAT WILL I GET HIM!?!"
Bigger bull horn.
Carpal tunnel surgery gift certificate
Actually, I figured it out already. If I ever get him, he is getting cloned ala Multiplicity.
Athletic Khoo to run around making sure everyone is doing what they are supposed to be doing and completely dominate at ping pong. Smart Khoo to do all of the organizing and keep the business running. Dumb Khoo to be a hilarious new addition for PA Season 3 as a sidekick.
Real Khoo can just go home and relax for a couple months before everything goes hilariously awry and he learns a valuable lesson about something, but I'm not sure what because I haven't seen that movie in forever.
I worried that we were going to have to pour him into his rental. All the photos I have of him are just a very wet, miserable man searching in vain for the slightest bit of a breeze.
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Then I saw a dude in a Grimace suit and OH GOD MOM SAVE ME
unlike last year's GV Secret Supermans where I IMed Nogs saying "hey did you get me" and it turns out he did
Grimace is terrifying in real life.
My mother once played Mayor McCheese in a commercial! There's you uninteresting fact of the day.
Grimace, the Great Purple Clitler
there you go
http://www.santorifinecrafts.com/index.html
Seriously.
Steam
Hey, people in my building, stop ordering stuff you are driving me mad.
We left our detectives at the dinner bowls as they wondered aloud what could be in the box.
"I hope it's some food," hoped Flapjack hopefully.
"I bet it's an airplane!" cried Swarley.
It was neither full of food nor were there any airplanes jammed inside that box.
The first thing to emerge was:
"OMG it's a Thundercats shirt!!! We're just like them!!!" yelled Swarley.
"Maybe you are with all your loud farts, I'm just a regular cat," Flapjack moaned. He is a grump.
I wonder what else is crammed into this box.
Both cats peered inside.
They did not know what the weird shapes were that inhabited the box.
They were spongy and had weird angles.
"Those, little ones, are foam D&D dice!" said the nice, handsome, totally dong heavy single man (ladies.............).
The package seemed a lot heavier than these light objects.
"The box said it weighed 2 pounds!" said Swarley.
"That it did," Flapjack confirmed, "quite the bit of detective remembering skills you've got there."
What they found next would shake them to their core.
"AHH!!! A zombie?!?!?" screamed Swarley.
"That's just the WORD zombie, with an arrow. Frankly I'm amazed you could read that, though....."
Swarley looked up toward Flapjack, "NOW can I be scared?"
"Yes."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT A ZOMBIE"
We continued to turn the cup in our not at all pale hand.
Whoa, now. That's quite the statement. Number 1 dude? NUMBER 1?!?!?! Holy crap I am AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and it says love...love who, though? I can't quite read it from this angle............
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Holy crap!" the three of us screamed in unison.
Swarley needed to take one last look to confirm that he had just read Khoo on there.
"Yep, using my excellent 3 month old reading skills I have confirmed that does indeed say Khoo."
This included note further solidified that it was a Khoo of the Robert variety.
Your present is in the middle. Everything else was shit I had in my office. Enjoy! Robert
Well you know what Robert? I will enjoy the hell out of the present AND the shit you had around your office!!! I LOVE ALL OF YOUR SHIT!
Swarley wanted to show things off once more.
The case of the Secret Satan has been solved by the Hardly Boys!!! (RIP Flapjack's balls)
Thank you so much Khoo! Best Christmas ever!!!!!!
Now I just have to get stuff for real people
uuuuugh
Smart Hero is my benefactor and he doesn't consider me a real person
(I'm not a real person)
so
you know
I'm kind of a big deal in those parts
He gave me a pink DS
Steam
So now every PAX I drunkenly stumble up to him and try to tell him "Thanks" while he's all "Oh god get away from me I'm busy."
Bigger bull horn.
Carpal tunnel surgery gift certificate
Khoo is the khooooolest
remembers
EVERYTHING
Actually, I figured it out already. If I ever get him, he is getting cloned ala Multiplicity.
Athletic Khoo to run around making sure everyone is doing what they are supposed to be doing and completely dominate at ping pong. Smart Khoo to do all of the organizing and keep the business running. Dumb Khoo to be a hilarious new addition for PA Season 3 as a sidekick.
Real Khoo can just go home and relax for a couple months before everything goes hilariously awry and he learns a valuable lesson about something, but I'm not sure what because I haven't seen that movie in forever.
A metro card and a night full of missed opportunities.
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He was so hot.
Like literally he couldn't handle the Texas temperatures. I think he was pretty miserable.
And we mocked him for it. Now I feel a little sad.
Just gunna pop a quick Penny Arcade on this box so we all know what's inside.
http://twitpic.com/5qqh96
So whoever said 80 meant not 80, but 90, and 90 degrees at 10 PM.
Glad you enjoyed your gift, Beast! I read what you wanted, and said, WELL I CAN DO THAT.
80 is pretty average in Maine in July.