Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

Weaver · December 2011

The mortar has a deep side and shallow side. The bobble head is way more fun that I initially thought it would be. The beagle on the mug is actually done in relief.

Blake T · December 2011

The quiz master was saying hello in different languages and you had to guess what language they were.

Anyway one pops up and you can here silence over the pub as no one has any idea what it is.

I lean into the guy writing the answers.

I think it's Turkish.

How the fuck do you know Turkish?

From videogames?

I was right dammit.

Tox · December 2011

Blake T · December 2011

Assassin's creed: educating people in both stabbing and languages.

Lost Salient · December 2011

Hahahaha.

Man, a right answer is a right answer.

Last trivia our categories were Disney Films, World Wars, Assassinations, and Alcohol. We did so well people accused us of cheating. We just really like Disney movies, drinking, and famous murders okay.

Blake T · December 2011

I was the only one who knew who created the muppets. And everyone looked at me as if I was the weird one.

It was kinda annoying though, we lost by three points, and you get three extra points if you go to their Facebook page and get an extra question off them.

Blake T · December 2011

That and the loud and heated discussion I had with a friend of mine who goes to it regularly whether or not something was a disease or a god. He was adamant that it was never a god. I was convinced it was a Hindu god.

Turned out it was Icelandic but goddammit it would have been one more point.

Kochikens · December 2011

At thanksgiving we found a box of isaac asimov super quiz questions
one of my friends completely brutalized the rest
and my friends are generally pretty sharp people

Vivixenne · December 2011

Blake T wrote:

The closest I came to that story was viv attacking me with the vaccuum this morning.

U

It was an accident!

Dead Legend · December 2011

the greatest trivia team name i have heard is "rattlesnakes and condoms...two things i don't fuck with"

Blake T · December 2011

Our team name is Club Seals.

Blake T · December 2011

Vivixenne wrote:

Blake T wrote:

The closest I came to that story was viv attacking me with the vaccuum this morning.

U

It was an accident!

YES MA'AM IT WAS.

WAS NOT YOUR FAULT AT ALL.

That Dave Fella · December 2011

@naporeon and @makershot told me about their team name on Bastille Day. It was Bastille Magnolias.

Fyndir · December 2011

neville wrote:

And not to compete with @Munkus Beaver or @Stale or @Fyndir but it was the sickest I've ever been
3 shots of morphine, throwing up blood, and fever of 103.3
I'm now missing all week of work and the holiday Christmas party.

Because gays... gays are not allowed to be happy.

Lemme...lemme just stop you right there.

Those guys, they're like, up here -.

Me? I'm like, down

here _.

I'm just not even in their league, not even comparable situations.

Plus I'm a horrific shitlord!

Spoiler:

Munkus Beaver · December 2011

neville wrote:

And not to compete with @Munkus Beaver or @Stale or @Fyndir but it was the sickest I've ever been
3 shots of morphine, throwing up blood, and fever of 103.3
I'm now missing all week of work and the holiday Christmas party.

Because gays... gays are not allowed to be happy.

Three shots of morphine? As in a push, not a pump? Morphine they usually reserve for the pump and use something else for a push rotation. At any rate, I'm glad it was over quickly enough that you only needed three pushes, that'd be what? Nine hours max?

What was wrong? Staph infection? Ulcer?

Tonkka · December 2011

Oh no.

I am dead I died.

Weaver · December 2011

Never had a pump. Always just gave me morphine injections when the last one wore off.

Sweet, sweet, morphine.

Kusuguttai · December 2011

neville has a really bad yeast infection

Weaver · December 2011

Kusu man get me some morphine

Bucketman · December 2011

Lost Salient wrote:

Hahahaha.

Man, a right answer is a right answer.

Last trivia our categories were Disney Films, World Wars, Assassinations, and Alcohol. We did so well people accused us of cheating. We just really like Disney movies, drinking, and famous murders okay.

Man I wish a local place had trivia here. The closest I've found is that stupid game that Buffolo Wild Wings has.

Also @neville I hope yout ok dude. What do you have? Is it sexy disease? I bet its sexy disease.

neville · December 2011

That Dave Fella wrote:

@naporeon and @makershot told me about their team name on Bastille Day. It was Bastille Magnolias.

yeah, they always have awesome team names

@Munkus Beaver - You're a pro. Yeah, it was just about exactly 9 hours. Of which 8 of them I was practically dying of thirst, but they couldn't give me anything to drink.
Yet when I had to drink the solution for the CAT scan it was mixed with water (then I had a shitty reaction to it). I pointed that out and asked if I couldn't get a little and they said no.
Logic--

Evidently I had a combination of food poisoning and "a horrible case of the flu" apparently.
It will likely be a long time before I look at seafood or hollandaise the same. Just thinking of either makes me almost retch. :S

I still feel shitty, though not nearly as bad as then, obviously.

Nogs · December 2011

my thing is done and should be shipping to me this week. so hopefully i can ship it out next week and stop stressing about making the deadline

Munkus Beaver · December 2011

neville wrote:

That Dave Fella wrote:

@naporeon and @makershot told me about their team name on Bastille Day. It was Bastille Magnolias.

yeah, they always have awesome team names

@Munkus Beaver - You're a pro. Yeah, it was just about exactly 9 hours. Of which 8 of them I was practically dying of thirst, but they couldn't give me anything to drink.
Yet when I had to drink the solution for the CAT scan it was mixed with water (then I had a shitty reaction to it). I pointed that out and asked if I couldn't get a little and they said no.
Logic--

Evidently I had a combination of food poisoning and "a horrible case of the flu" apparently.
It will likely be a long time before I look at seafood or hollandaise the same. Just thinking of either makes me almost retch. :S

I still feel shitty, though not nearly as bad as then, obviously.

The reason for the "No water" thing is "Just in case we have to do emergency surgery" because having any amount of stuff in your stomach will be an issue.

Of course, one nurse once said "We can't give water to patients being admitted in the ER, sir." She then opened a cupboard which had clearly visible plastic cups and walked out of the room.

EDIT: How long was your wait time in the ER before you got seen?

EDIT2: I'm guessing you drank the barium solution to make your intestines more visible? Tastes like shit and you basically have to chug the shit quick, and one thing every 15 minutes?

Dead Legend · December 2011

no water before surgery was the worst thing because i always had the shittiest cottonmouth

i never understood it, and it just made it worse when i would wake up from anesthesia after the surgery throwing up a shit ton of blood (due to drainage and the anesthesia making me nauseous.)

Theidar · December 2011

Basically when you get intubated for surgery all your esophageal muscles relax from the anesthetics and there is a significant chance everything in your stomach could come flying up into the face of the anesthesiologist or more concerning for you up then back down into your lungs where it can cause severe and potentially life threating inflamation or pneumonia.

ThreeCubed · December 2011

Not even ice chips to suck on?? I'd be breakin' some damn rules.

And end up puking while unconscious I guess.

Sticks · December 2011

Surgeries sounds awful.

Remind me to never have one.

Tox · December 2011

Morphine is bad for you.

My 90 year old grandmother broke her hip last year, and after the surgery they gave her morphine, and she was legit hallucinating and delirious for at least the first week of her recovery. Like it was insane.

Apparently a 90 year old liver does not process morphine very well at all.

ThreeCubed · December 2011

You shut your face morphine is awesome

Lost Salient · December 2011

That Dave Fella wrote:

@naporeon and @makershot told me about their team name on Bastille Day. It was Bastille Magnolias.

This is beautiful.

Yesterday we were the Smell Stickers because my friend got a note from one of her students saying "I will die with you. I love your smell sticker."

vermiculture · December 2011

!!!

Spoiler:

Thank you mystery satan! I wore the shirt last night, it was a huge success. I am eagerly awaiting the 'more to come' bit too!

Dead Legend · December 2011

Tox wrote:

Morphine is bad for you.

My 90 year old grandmother broke her hip last year, and after the surgery they gave her morphine, and she was legit hallucinating and delirious for at least the first week of her recovery. Like it was insane.

Apparently a 90 year old liver does not process morphine very well at all.

i just want you to know how ridiculous this statement is

morphine is great.

godmode · December 2011

Hmmmm a Think Geek package has arrived at my apartment. Of course, it's the one day I'm not there

I don't remember ordering anything recently, so perhaps this is a gift! Update shortly.

Assumption correct! My Satan has purchased me the illustrious BAG OF HOLDING!

My roommate (who opened it and snapped the photo in my absence) said there was no message, so my Satan is still a mystery! But thank you, mysterious gifter!

End · December 2011

fyi there should have been another package for you today and it says it went to the front office as well

there's also two other packages on the way, one I don't even know the contents of

I was going to not reveal myself until you opened the other package (which was supposed to be the first, really) but it would be a real shame if it got lost somehow

godmode · December 2011

Ooooh End was it you? Thank you very much!!

godmode · December 2011

End wrote:

fyi there should have been another package for you today and it says it went to the front office as well

there's also two other packages on the way, one I don't even know the contents of

I was going to not reveal myself until you opened the other package (which was supposed to be the first, really) but it would be a real shame if it got lost somehow

Holy cow!

I will tell aforementioned roommate to go by the front office and take a look.

Furthermore, my complex is really good about packages - they get left with the front office if no one answers the door, so they're not just left out in the wilderness or anything.

End · December 2011

yea they do that where I live too
they both came on a ups truck though, so I am just surprised both weren't given to your roommate at once
(I'm also more worried at what you might think of the other package because it wasn't stuff explicitly on your wishlist but instead stuff you probably will like but I dunno)

edit: heh, delivery times don't match though, that is interesting

neville · December 2011

Munkus Beaver wrote:

neville wrote:

That Dave Fella wrote:

@naporeon and @makershot told me about their team name on Bastille Day. It was Bastille Magnolias.

yeah, they always have awesome team names

@Munkus Beaver - You're a pro. Yeah, it was just about exactly 9 hours. Of which 8 of them I was practically dying of thirst, but they couldn't give me anything to drink.
Yet when I had to drink the solution for the CAT scan it was mixed with water (then I had a shitty reaction to it). I pointed that out and asked if I couldn't get a little and they said no.
Logic--

Evidently I had a combination of food poisoning and "a horrible case of the flu" apparently.
It will likely be a long time before I look at seafood or hollandaise the same. Just thinking of either makes me almost retch. :S

I still feel shitty, though not nearly as bad as then, obviously.

The reason for the "No water" thing is "Just in case we have to do emergency surgery" because having any amount of stuff in your stomach will be an issue.

Of course, one nurse once said "We can't give water to patients being admitted in the ER, sir." She then opened a cupboard which had clearly visible plastic cups and walked out of the room.

EDIT: How long was your wait time in the ER before you got seen?

EDIT2: I'm guessing you drank the barium solution to make your intestines more visible? Tastes like shit and you basically have to chug the shit quick, and one thing every 15 minutes?

Not too long before I saw the nurse, although it was about 30-45 minutes before I got an IV after the triage doctor.
Yeah, I dunno why the barium fucked with me this time, but it made me pretty sick.

@Theidar Oh... see that's actually pretty useful information. Still sucks, but now at least I know.

OP updated w/ latest matches

Kusuguttai · December 2011

godmode wrote:

Hmmmm a Think Geek package has arrived at my apartment. Of course, it's the one day I'm not there I don't remember ordering anything recently, so perhaps this is a gift! Update shortly.

Assumption correct! My Satan has purchased me the illustrious BAG OF HOLDING!

My roommate (who opened it and snapped the photo in my absence) said there was no message, so my Satan is still a mystery! But thank you, mysterious gifter!

i have this bag and it is incredible

Langly · December 2011

that is a clever idea for a product.

Penny Arcade

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