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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    The mortar has a deep side and shallow side. The bobble head is way more fun that I initially thought it would be. The beagle on the mug is actually done in relief.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    The quiz master was saying hello in different languages and you had to guess what language they were.

    Anyway one pops up and you can here silence over the pub as no one has any idea what it is.

    I lean into the guy writing the answers.

    I think it's Turkish.

    How the fuck do you know Turkish?

    From videogames?

    I was right dammit.

  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Assassin's creed: educating people in both stabbing and languages.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Hahahaha.

    Man, a right answer is a right answer.

    Last trivia our categories were Disney Films, World Wars, Assassinations, and Alcohol. We did so well people accused us of cheating. We just really like Disney movies, drinking, and famous murders okay.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I was the only one who knew who created the muppets. And everyone looked at me as if I was the weird one.

    It was kinda annoying though, we lost by three points, and you get three extra points if you go to their Facebook page and get an extra question off them.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    That and the loud and heated discussion I had with a friend of mine who goes to it regularly whether or not something was a disease or a god. He was adamant that it was never a god. I was convinced it was a Hindu god.

    Turned out it was Icelandic but goddammit it would have been one more point.

  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    At thanksgiving we found a box of isaac asimov super quiz questions
    one of my friends completely brutalized the rest
    and my friends are generally pretty sharp people

  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    The closest I came to that story was viv attacking me with the vaccuum this morning.

    U

    It was an accident! :(

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    the greatest trivia team name i have heard is "rattlesnakes and condoms...two things i don't fuck with"

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Our team name is Club Seals.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Blake T wrote:
    The closest I came to that story was viv attacking me with the vaccuum this morning.

    U

    It was an accident! :(

    YES MA'AM IT WAS.

    WAS NOT YOUR FAULT AT ALL.

  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    @naporeon and @makershot told me about their team name on Bastille Day. It was Bastille Magnolias.

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    neville wrote:
    And not to compete with @Munkus Beaver or @Stale or @Fyndir but it was the sickest I've ever been
    3 shots of morphine, throwing up blood, and fever of 103.3
    I'm now missing all week of work and the holiday Christmas party.

    Because gays... gays are not allowed to be happy.
    :'(

    Lemme...lemme just stop you right there.

    Those guys, they're like, up here -.

    Me? I'm like, down





















    here _.

    I'm just not even in their league, not even comparable situations.

    Plus I'm a horrific shitlord!
    Spoiler:

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    neville wrote:
    And not to compete with @Munkus Beaver or @Stale or @Fyndir but it was the sickest I've ever been
    3 shots of morphine, throwing up blood, and fever of 103.3
    I'm now missing all week of work and the holiday Christmas party.

    Because gays... gays are not allowed to be happy.
    :'(

    Three shots of morphine? As in a push, not a pump? Morphine they usually reserve for the pump and use something else for a push rotation. At any rate, I'm glad it was over quickly enough that you only needed three pushes, that'd be what? Nine hours max?

    What was wrong? Staph infection? Ulcer?

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Oh no.

    I am dead I died.

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  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    Never had a pump. Always just gave me morphine injections when the last one wore off.

    Sweet, sweet, morphine.

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  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    Kusu man get me some morphine

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Hahahaha.

    Man, a right answer is a right answer.

    Last trivia our categories were Disney Films, World Wars, Assassinations, and Alcohol. We did so well people accused us of cheating. We just really like Disney movies, drinking, and famous murders okay.

    Man I wish a local place had trivia here. The closest I've found is that stupid game that Buffolo Wild Wings has.

    Also @neville I hope yout ok dude. What do you have? Is it sexy disease? I bet its sexy disease.

    Can't you see it in my eyes, I'm the one I'm the ONE TWO THREE FOUR I'm not like the other guys, (he's not like anybody, well..) That's not completely right There's a few that I'm just like Steven and the Stevens, We're gonna make you smile. Me, myself, and I and him, Are all the same guy.Steven and the Stevens, Come on now don't be shy. Me myself and I and him (That's me!) Are all the same guy.
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    @naporeon and @makershot told me about their team name on Bastille Day. It was Bastille Magnolias.
    yeah, they always have awesome team names

    @Munkus Beaver - You're a pro. Yeah, it was just about exactly 9 hours. Of which 8 of them I was practically dying of thirst, but they couldn't give me anything to drink.
    Yet when I had to drink the solution for the CAT scan it was mixed with water (then I had a shitty reaction to it). I pointed that out and asked if I couldn't get a little and they said no.
    Logic--

    Evidently I had a combination of food poisoning and "a horrible case of the flu" apparently.
    It will likely be a long time before I look at seafood or hollandaise the same. Just thinking of either makes me almost retch. :S

    I still feel shitty, though not nearly as bad as then, obviously.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    my thing is done and should be shipping to me this week. so hopefully i can ship it out next week and stop stressing about making the deadline

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2011
    neville wrote:
    @naporeon and @makershot told me about their team name on Bastille Day. It was Bastille Magnolias.
    yeah, they always have awesome team names

    @Munkus Beaver - You're a pro. Yeah, it was just about exactly 9 hours. Of which 8 of them I was practically dying of thirst, but they couldn't give me anything to drink.
    Yet when I had to drink the solution for the CAT scan it was mixed with water (then I had a shitty reaction to it). I pointed that out and asked if I couldn't get a little and they said no.
    Logic--

    Evidently I had a combination of food poisoning and "a horrible case of the flu" apparently.
    It will likely be a long time before I look at seafood or hollandaise the same. Just thinking of either makes me almost retch. :S

    I still feel shitty, though not nearly as bad as then, obviously.

    The reason for the "No water" thing is "Just in case we have to do emergency surgery" because having any amount of stuff in your stomach will be an issue.

    Of course, one nurse once said "We can't give water to patients being admitted in the ER, sir." She then opened a cupboard which had clearly visible plastic cups and walked out of the room.

    EDIT: How long was your wait time in the ER before you got seen?

    EDIT2: I'm guessing you drank the barium solution to make your intestines more visible? Tastes like shit and you basically have to chug the shit quick, and one thing every 15 minutes?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    no water before surgery was the worst thing because i always had the shittiest cottonmouth

    i never understood it, and it just made it worse when i would wake up from anesthesia after the surgery throwing up a shit ton of blood (due to drainage and the anesthesia making me nauseous.)

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    Basically when you get intubated for surgery all your esophageal muscles relax from the anesthetics and there is a significant chance everything in your stomach could come flying up into the face of the anesthesiologist or more concerning for you up then back down into your lungs where it can cause severe and potentially life threating inflamation or pneumonia.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Not even ice chips to suck on?? I'd be breakin' some damn rules.

    And end up puking while unconscious I guess.

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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    Surgeries sounds awful.

    Remind me to never have one.

  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    Morphine is bad for you.

    My 90 year old grandmother broke her hip last year, and after the surgery they gave her morphine, and she was legit hallucinating and delirious for at least the first week of her recovery. Like it was insane.

    Apparently a 90 year old liver does not process morphine very well at all.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    You shut your face morphine is awesome

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    @naporeon and @makershot told me about their team name on Bastille Day. It was Bastille Magnolias.

    This is beautiful.

    Yesterday we were the Smell Stickers because my friend got a note from one of her students saying "I will die with you. I love your smell sticker."

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    !!!
    Spoiler:

    Thank you mystery satan! I wore the shirt last night, it was a huge success. I am eagerly awaiting the 'more to come' bit too!

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Morphine is bad for you.

    My 90 year old grandmother broke her hip last year, and after the surgery they gave her morphine, and she was legit hallucinating and delirious for at least the first week of her recovery. Like it was insane.

    Apparently a 90 year old liver does not process morphine very well at all.

    i just want you to know how ridiculous this statement is

    morphine is great.

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Hmmmm a Think Geek package has arrived at my apartment. Of course, it's the one day I'm not there :P I don't remember ordering anything recently, so perhaps this is a gift! Update shortly.

    Assumption correct! My Satan has purchased me the illustrious BAG OF HOLDING!
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    My roommate (who opened it and snapped the photo in my absence) said there was no message, so my Satan is still a mystery! But thank you, mysterious gifter!

    godmode on
  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    fyi there should have been another package for you today and it says it went to the front office as well

    there's also two other packages on the way, one I don't even know the contents of

    I was going to not reveal myself until you opened the other package (which was supposed to be the first, really) but it would be a real shame if it got lost somehow

    End on
    if we're too far behind / and really out of time / is there another world they plan to find?
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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Ooooh End was it you? Thank you very much!!

  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    End wrote:
    fyi there should have been another package for you today and it says it went to the front office as well

    there's also two other packages on the way, one I don't even know the contents of

    I was going to not reveal myself until you opened the other package (which was supposed to be the first, really) but it would be a real shame if it got lost somehow

    Holy cow!

    I will tell aforementioned roommate to go by the front office and take a look.

    Furthermore, my complex is really good about packages - they get left with the front office if no one answers the door, so they're not just left out in the wilderness or anything.

    godmode on
  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    yea they do that where I live too
    they both came on a ups truck though, so I am just surprised both weren't given to your roommate at once
    (I'm also more worried at what you might think of the other package because it wasn't stuff explicitly on your wishlist but instead stuff you probably will like but I dunno)

    edit: heh, delivery times don't match though, that is interesting

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    neville wrote:
    @naporeon and @makershot told me about their team name on Bastille Day. It was Bastille Magnolias.
    yeah, they always have awesome team names

    @Munkus Beaver - You're a pro. Yeah, it was just about exactly 9 hours. Of which 8 of them I was practically dying of thirst, but they couldn't give me anything to drink.
    Yet when I had to drink the solution for the CAT scan it was mixed with water (then I had a shitty reaction to it). I pointed that out and asked if I couldn't get a little and they said no.
    Logic--

    Evidently I had a combination of food poisoning and "a horrible case of the flu" apparently.
    It will likely be a long time before I look at seafood or hollandaise the same. Just thinking of either makes me almost retch. :S

    I still feel shitty, though not nearly as bad as then, obviously.

    The reason for the "No water" thing is "Just in case we have to do emergency surgery" because having any amount of stuff in your stomach will be an issue.

    Of course, one nurse once said "We can't give water to patients being admitted in the ER, sir." She then opened a cupboard which had clearly visible plastic cups and walked out of the room.

    EDIT: How long was your wait time in the ER before you got seen?

    EDIT2: I'm guessing you drank the barium solution to make your intestines more visible? Tastes like shit and you basically have to chug the shit quick, and one thing every 15 minutes?

    Not too long before I saw the nurse, although it was about 30-45 minutes before I got an IV after the triage doctor.
    Yeah, I dunno why the barium fucked with me this time, but it made me pretty sick.

    @Theidar Oh... see that's actually pretty useful information. Still sucks, but now at least I know.

    OP updated w/ latest matches

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    godmode wrote:
    Hmmmm a Think Geek package has arrived at my apartment. Of course, it's the one day I'm not there :P I don't remember ordering anything recently, so perhaps this is a gift! Update shortly.

    Assumption correct! My Satan has purchased me the illustrious BAG OF HOLDING!
    photo.jpg

    My roommate (who opened it and snapped the photo in my absence) said there was no message, so my Satan is still a mystery! But thank you, mysterious gifter!

    i have this bag and it is incredible

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    that is a clever idea for a product.

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