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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    it can honestly hold a shit load of shit

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    shit everywhere

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    kusu knows all about shit


    (I actually have one of those bags of holding too)

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    kusu is the king of shit

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    shit is my realm

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    mudkipzhugz

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    neville wrote:
    neville wrote:
    @naporeon and @makershot told me about their team name on Bastille Day. It was Bastille Magnolias.
    yeah, they always have awesome team names

    @Munkus Beaver - You're a pro. Yeah, it was just about exactly 9 hours. Of which 8 of them I was practically dying of thirst, but they couldn't give me anything to drink.
    Yet when I had to drink the solution for the CAT scan it was mixed with water (then I had a shitty reaction to it). I pointed that out and asked if I couldn't get a little and they said no.
    Logic--

    Evidently I had a combination of food poisoning and "a horrible case of the flu" apparently.
    It will likely be a long time before I look at seafood or hollandaise the same. Just thinking of either makes me almost retch. :S

    I still feel shitty, though not nearly as bad as then, obviously.

    The reason for the "No water" thing is "Just in case we have to do emergency surgery" because having any amount of stuff in your stomach will be an issue.

    Of course, one nurse once said "We can't give water to patients being admitted in the ER, sir." She then opened a cupboard which had clearly visible plastic cups and walked out of the room.

    EDIT: How long was your wait time in the ER before you got seen?

    EDIT2: I'm guessing you drank the barium solution to make your intestines more visible? Tastes like shit and you basically have to chug the shit quick, and one thing every 15 minutes?

    Not too long before I saw the nurse, although it was about 30-45 minutes before I got an IV after the triage doctor.
    Yeah, I dunno why the barium fucked with me this time, but it made me pretty sick.

    @Theidar Oh... see that's actually pretty useful information. Still sucks, but now at least I know.

    OP updated w/ latest matches

    Thanks, a significant number of people get sick from barium(or gastrograffin whichever they had you drink). It's great because you give it to people with nausea and vomiting or diarrhea to find out what's wrong and it's side effects are nausea, vomiting and diarrhea.

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    Hail Satan!
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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just got my present

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO MANY AWESOME THINGS Pics to come!

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Hmmmm a Think Geek package has arrived at my apartment. Of course, it's the one day I'm not there :P I don't remember ordering anything recently, so perhaps this is a gift! Update shortly.

    Assumption correct! My Satan has purchased me the illustrious BAG OF HOLDING!
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    My roommate (who opened it and snapped the photo in my absence) said there was no message, so my Satan is still a mystery! But thank you, mysterious gifter!

    i have this bag and it is incredible

    Same bag, same Zero hoodie, soon Kusu we shall be indistinguishable from each other.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
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    kadith :arrow: skettios

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    Legba :arrow: zucchini/2/3/4

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    Marth :arrow: Okami/2/3

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    Vivixenne :arrow: That Dave Fella

    ??? :arrow: KetBra

    ??? :arrow: Mortal Sky

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    ??? :arrow: QuickSnap :arrow: Goose!

    ??? :arrow: Sal :arrow: Uriel :arrow: Aphostile

    ??? :arrow: Schide

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    ThreeCubed on
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    KetBra wrote:
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I just got my present

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO MANY AWESOME THINGS Pics to come!

    Anticipation building!

  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    So! Got home from school today to find a package from amazon on the table (I'm assuming my roommate got it and it didn't spontaneously appear but I'm not ruling that out yet).
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    Well, let's take a look inside!
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    Hooooly Christ there's a lot in there! Let's take a look!
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    Yaaay! I love Hark a Vagrant! Now I can get my history webcrumblics without the internet!
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    ooh, Persepolis! I've heard a lot of good things about these books, definitely looking forward to cracking them open.
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    Music! Gorillaz! Excellent! This is their one album I didn't have yet so now I've got the complete set.
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    Ass creed! :shock: :D

    Looks like there's going to be some murdering on the docket tonight!

    I don't see any name on the note attached, but thank you so much secret satan, whoever you are! <3<3<3

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Woo! A box of very good taste, indeed!

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    So I finally get a package redelivered that the USPS "tried to deliver" then took to the Post Office.
    I mean, I have a front door and I have an apt office where people regularly drop off packages. But they choose to be different. Shocking how they're going bankrupt...
    But I digress... When I get it, I realize this isn't the same size as the package I was expecting.

    OH CRAP... it's from Satan! :O
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    That's pretty big...
    (that's what he said)



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    Oh Ho!



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    Holy crap! Real knives! Finally! Had these on my list for forever, but never got them until now! Weee! :D




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    Yesss! A lot of my old baking stuff was left behind in Seattle due to space/weight and shipping costs. Finally, my kitchen, she is reborn! :D



    And my Satan is revealed to be the great doctor @Theidar
    Helping diagnose my ER woes AND shipping me delightful holiday gifts, thank you! <3<3

    And yes, the handcrafted marshmallows were awesome.
    I did share with coworkers, however, as I couldn't eat all of them by myself. ;3

    Thank you so much! :D


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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Very nice Theidar! Those knives look sharp and calphalon products are top notch! Now make me some cupcakes and muffin tops, Neville!

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    So I'm a horrible person and didn't get my box shipped out today, but in my defense it's because while I was out & about I got my satan another present.

    Weaver on
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    That last box of goodies, Neville, look amazeballs.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    All of my balls are amazed!

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    I was starting to worry that the Post Office was going to just keep those for themselves. So relieved that wasn't the case.

    When I saw the bakeware on your list and was like:

    Neville is in need of baking materials! This must be fixed immediately!


    Super glad you liked everything.

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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
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  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Another long day at school, another package waiting for me when I get back

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    There are further instructions inside

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    OH GOD I SEE SOMETHING IN THERE

    WHAT IS IT???!?!

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    It is 3 (!) gifts!

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    Holy shit the Octopus Pie book! Nothing could match thi-

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    FUCK

    YES

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    You are the coolest, Satan. My bed is covered in glitter and my heart is filled with holiday joy!

    Sal on
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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    oh man
    I am jealous Sal!!
    good job sals satan

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Holy shit that's cool

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    holy shit I had no idea Onstad had started making achewoods again

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    So today I found a box at my door, so I brought it in and put it on my desk
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    and opened it up
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    holy shit that looks like a lot of stuff, let's start with the card!
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    My Satan is SCHIDE, thank you Schide for the shiny packages I am about to rip the hell open

    Lets dig it all out and see what we have
    Hey that really is a lot of stuff, god damn. Very curious about what the batteries in the lower left are for.
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    Well let's start with the tastiest looking thing
    some god damn chocolate covered pretzels oh my god they are so good
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    Okay that's a good start, but lets not go crazy here. Wait. What is this? Oh man oh man ohmanohman
    mother fucking complete beast wars collection holy fucking shit
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    I god damn love beast wars, and I love you.

    I force myself to set it aside and get back to the friggin mountain of stuff I have left.
    NEXT
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    this looks pretty awesome, gonna have to watch it this weekend
    NEXT
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    I don't know much about terry pratchet besides a lot of people liking his stuff, but I love putting stuff together and this looks fun as hell

    This next one is almost the same size as the beast wars package, what is it?
    the answer is the god damn venture bros. season one and house season one. I love both of these shows oh man
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    Okay we're in the home stretch, only two gifts left...and I still havent found a use for those batteries
    The next package is not one book, but THREE comic books I have never heard of and I cannot wait to dig into themDSCN0655.jpg

    Okay here comes the last one, the batteries have to be for this. Unless I've been posting a lot about not having enough AAA's? Let's find out!
    oh god this looks like too much funDSCN0656.jpg

    THE ENTIRE HAUL
    3 dvd sets, 3 comic books, video game music blu-ray, a book of buildings to build, and a god damn flying shark
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    This is an absolutely fantastic set of gifts and I'm gonna watch the dvds this weekend.

    Thanks for killing my weekend Schide, you glorious bastard.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Holy shit

  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    NOICE

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote:
    So today I found a box at my door, so I brought it in and put it on my desk
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    and opened it up
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    holy shit that looks like a lot of stuff, let's start with the card!
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    My Satan is SCHIDE, thank you Schide for the shiny packages I am about to rip the hell open

    Lets dig it all out and see what we have
    Hey that really is a lot of stuff, god damn. Very curious about what the batteries in the lower left are for.
    DSCN0643.jpg

    Well let's start with the tastiest looking thing
    some god damn chocolate covered pretzels oh my god they are so good
    DSCN0648.jpg

    Okay that's a good start, but lets not go crazy here. Wait. What is this? Oh man oh man ohmanohman
    mother fucking complete beast wars collection holy fucking shit
    DSCN0651.jpg

    I god damn love beast wars, and I love you.

    I force myself to set it aside and get back to the friggin mountain of stuff I have left.
    NEXT
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    this looks pretty awesome, gonna have to watch it this weekend
    NEXT
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    I don't know much about terry pratchet besides a lot of people liking his stuff, but I love putting stuff together and this looks fun as hell

    This next one is almost the same size as the beast wars package, what is it?
    the answer is the god damn venture bros. season one and house season one. I love both of these shows oh man
    DSCN0654.jpg

    Okay we're in the home stretch, only two gifts left...and I still havent found a use for those batteries
    The next package is not one book, but THREE comic books I have never heard of and I cannot wait to dig into themDSCN0655.jpg

    Okay here comes the last one, the batteries have to be for this. Unless I've been posting a lot about not having enough AAA's? Let's find out!
    oh god this looks like too much funDSCN0656.jpg

    THE ENTIRE HAUL
    3 dvd sets, 3 comic books, video game music blu-ray, a book of buildings to build, and a god damn flying shark
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    This is an absolutely fantastic set of gifts and I'm gonna watch the dvds this weekend.

    Thanks for killing my weekend Schide, you glorious bastard.


    That's awesome.
    Someone has one of those Air Sharks at work; they're pretty funny.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Perhapanauts is pretty decent

    Umbrella Academy is amazing

  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    So my gifts showed up from my Satan! I wish my phone would connect to my PC so I could upload them!

    I got a nice tin of Maple Ice Mints, which I am very quickly munching my way through, two L.E. Modesitt books, Snow Crash and seasons 1 of Venture Bros. and Metalocalypse! Thank you, Mint!

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Man, people are getting awesome presents!

    I am going to go use my munchstache cookie cutters right now. I am so excited.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    Oh cool it did get there today.

    I have to apologize for not writing a more thorough card but I was just about to leave for the post office when I realized I had forgot to write anything, so...

    Just assume that I gave you you stuff either because I thought you'd like it or I like it and hoped you would like it. Or something.

    But glad you like everything!

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    these pretzels are so good but they are finite in number

    you are history's greatest monster

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  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Chocolate covered pretzels taste way better than simply the sum of their parts.

    Which is astounding because both chocolate and pretzels are amazing already

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Schide wrote:

    Ewww Western Pennsylvania

  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    neville wrote:
    @naporeon and @makershot told me about their team name on Bastille Day. It was Bastille Magnolias.
    yeah, they always have awesome team names
    My personal favorite was "I hear that going down on Oprah is like eating cottage cheese out of Rueben Studdard's armpit"

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
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    a group of kangaroos is called a Mob, not a troop

    #pipe on
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Yay! @ketbra I'm glad you like your presents! :D I'm putting together something a bit more personalised that I'll send myself. Since it'll be coming from Australia, I wanted I make sure you had some gifts prior to Christmas

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    #pipe wrote:
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    a group of kangaroos is called a Mob, not a troop

    "The collective noun for kangaroos is a mob, troop, or court. Mobs usually have ten or more kangaroos in them."

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