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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote:
    So I got a text earlier saying I got a package at home. Expecting the best I tell my dear sweet to mother to rip that bitch open.

    This is what she found.
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    Three lovely surprises!

    Of course I promptly told her to tear into that tasteful wrapping paper in order to find:
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    Two amazing movies and book to teach me exactly how to re-enact them
    This is all thanks to my lovely Satan:
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    Thank you @Staleghoti !! I can no wait to get home to enjoy this bounty!

    I'm watching Ip Man 2 on hulu right now.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
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    See!!

    Now the inside!

    Oh holy shit, this thing is fucking packedAHMAGAH SETTLERS OF CATAN YUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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    Check out this fuckin' Haul right here!
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    I'm trying to get my head in the space to write some good Western-inspired Sci Fi, and I heard these books are among the better ones in the EU. Thanks very much for helping me with my writing career, Satan!

    And holy shit, the Cowboy Bebop movie. That is legitimately the only Cowboy Bebop thing I have not seen yet. I am fucking psyched as SHIT. PLUS Deadrising? I was pretty sure that was going to end up one of those great games I just never get around to; but I'm getting around to it this fuckin' weekend, that's for damn sure.

    And the EXPANSION for Settlers of Catan!?!?!?! Satan, do you realize what you've done?

    You've made it possible for me to play Settlers with my family, my sister's husband, and my girlfriend all at once.

    And that, my good Satan, is a Christmas Miracle.

    Thank you very, very much, Satan. You are rad.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Every time now that I go into a hard fight in a PC or xbox game

    I tap the Iron Man bobble head on his bobbly head.

    Thanks Keith, you've made me superstitious.

    Weaver on
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    HEY SARUKUN

    ARE THERE ANY HINTS OR CLUES ANYWHERE
    AS TO WHO YOUR SATAN IS??
    IN THERE??
    OR ANYTHING??

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Kochikens wrote:
    HEY SARUKUN

    ARE THERE ANY HINTS OR CLUES ANYWHERE
    AS TO WHO YOUR SATAN IS??
    IN THERE??
    OR ANYTHING??
    There is a real name, but I have been unable to locate anything I would recognize as a forum name.
    Perhaps I am being obtuse, I was pretty distracted by the Settlers contents.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I should start taking credit for all of the unsigned gifts.

    They were all from me.

    You are all welcome.

    Blake T on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    okay, so like... the notes for the Star Wars books seem like Jibbershi....


    but now it appears that they are secret codes....


    HS7V
    OWFU
    YT://?v=7DA

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    HS7VOWFUYT://?v=7DA

    SOMEBODY GOOD AT MATH HELP ME WITH THIS

    WHERE IS A CHINESE PERSON WHEN YOU NEED TO BE RACIST?

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Damn it, work, pay me so I can go shopping!

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote:
    HS7VOWFUYT://?v=7DA

    SOMEBODY GOOD AT MATH HELP ME WITH THIS

    WHERE IS A CHINESE PERSON WHEN YOU NEED TO BE RACIST?

    Well i'm pretty sure you can divide that 7 out.

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    sarukun wrote:
    HS7VOWFUYT://?v=7DA

    SOMEBODY GOOD AT MATH HELP ME WITH THIS

    WHERE IS A CHINESE PERSON WHEN YOU NEED TO BE RACIST?

    Man, it's almost like there are some tubes you should go to.

    I mean, they're like YOUR tubes.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I decoded the message!

    Zay on
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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    wat

    putting this into the internet did not result in dividends.

    dammit, why are you people smarter than meeeeeeeeeeeee

    sarukun on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    yeah I was gonna say that looks like a youtube url

  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    sarukun, you are gonna be about the tenth person to figure it out

    everyone is laughing at you

    natek on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    did the note have all capitals like that because upper and lowercase counts in youtube urls

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    #pipe wrote:
    yeah I was gonna say that looks like a youtube url

    youtube yelled at me when I tried to put it in there.

    Clearly I am not smart enough for this secret message.

    Ugh, TODAY is the day I start feeling 30.

    sarukun on
  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Perhaps, maybe, the order that you have the sections in is not correct.

    Let us play the puzzle game of reordering them.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    no, kkidd
    that is a dumb idea
    do not be a dumb

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    HOLY SHIT UKULELE THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER

  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
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    pooka on
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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    I don't want to be the lazy one who just says to give me a link.

    But give me a link.

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Okay, I have had some pretty great Satans in years previous, but this one takes the cake. Thank you very, very much, Ten (I believe that's who that handsome, bespectacled man is), you've made this Christmas quite special.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    SLyM wrote:
    I don't want to be the lazy one who just says to give me a link.

    But give me a link.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DAOWFUHS7V

    Wait, shit, how do I not embed this.


    Well, maybe embedding is okay.

    sarukun on
  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    YAAAY! Glad you enjoyed all the gifts and my little performance - whether you post the link or let everybody try to figure it out is up to you :D

    Edit: Oh, there you go, good stuff :P

    Ten on
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I think everyone should enjoy your wonderful performance. I am sorry I was too thick headed to figure it out on my own!

    Thanks for your help, everybody; an old man thanks you. =P

    PS- Ten you should have kept the mustache, it made you look like you were about the put on some aviators and whip out a .45 at any moment.

  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    So sarukun posted the wrong link

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DAHS7VOWFU

  • TenTen Registered User regular
    Haha, I wasn't sure if it would be too vague, but I figured with a forum full of people somebody would get it :) You're very welcome!

    And thanks, hah, but that was a Movember thing only - maybe next year I'll start early and go as Magnum PI for Halloween though ;)

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Kochikens wrote:
    So sarukun posted the wrong link

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DAHS7VOWFU

    AWESOME THANK YOU KOCHIKENS THIS INTERNET THING IS NOT MY BAG.

    Ten, that is an excellent idea.

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I love that dudes haircut.

    Because it is my haircut.

    Only I haven't had my hair cut for three months and ahhhhhhh get out of my eyes this is seriously becoming a problem.

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Dateline, Penny-Arcade:

    Ten makes the rest of us look bad.

    More at 11

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    ten also has lots of sex if we are to take kochi's word for it

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    He's dreeeeeaaaamyyyyyyyyy

  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    Ten, that was great!

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    that was awesome Ten! :D

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    The Venture Brothers is the greatest thing ever, good job.

    Tonkka on
    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Art blog/Portfolio! Twitch?! HEY SATAN Shirts and such
  • MintMint Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    A duck! wrote:
    So my gifts showed up from my Satan! I wish my phone would connect to my PC so I could upload them!

    I got a nice tin of Maple Ice Mints, which I am very quickly munching my way through, two L.E. Modesitt books, Snow Crash and seasons 1 of Venture Bros. and Metalocalypse! Thank you, Mint!

    yeah!! i am glad you got it!! my friend said the modesitts where serious sci fi ... and they put me to sleep so they got the green light
    snow crash is awesome and i loved metalocalypse....

    @Margarazzi you got me blushing... hahaha

    @Keith yeah i am to much of a lurker... i usually become real active when planning for pax east comes up :)
    i'm always reading the pony forum and i have always wanted to join in a secret Satan

    Mint on
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    AHHHHHH SO I GOT SOMETHING IN THE MAIL TODAY
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    OH MAN OH MAN LET'S CRACK THIS BABY OPEN
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    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    This is so awesome! I just want to say that me and @HyperBallad were screaming with joy at the mere sight of the wrapped presents alone/
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    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

    Oh my god thank you SO MUCH @Platypus Beirut! <3<3<3 You've officially earned yourself a dozen drinks if ever you find yourself down under! :D

    Gatsby on
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