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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Hmmmm a Think Geek package has arrived at my apartment. Of course, it's the one day I'm not there :P I don't remember ordering anything recently, so perhaps this is a gift! Update shortly.

    Assumption correct! My Satan has purchased me the illustrious BAG OF HOLDING!
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    My roommate (who opened it and snapped the photo in my absence) said there was no message, so my Satan is still a mystery! But thank you, mysterious gifter!

    i have this bag and it is incredible

    I too own this bag and its amazing

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Oh man Ten, that song was boss.

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    AHHHHHH SO I GOT SOMETHING IN THE MAIL TODAY
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    OH MAN OH MAN LET'S CRACK THIS BABY OPEN
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    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    This is so awesome! I just want to say that me and @HyperBallad were screaming with joy at the mere sight of the wrapped presents alone/
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    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

    Oh my god thank you SO MUCH @Platypus Beirut! <3<3<3 You've officially earned yourself a dozen drinks if ever you find yourself down under! :D

    Not gonna let this be botp.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Everyday I wake, hoping that a package awaits me on my doorstep. Honestly I prefer giving gifts then recieving them, but with these forum Secret Santa's I just get so giddy with excitement

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Kochikens wrote:
    So sarukun posted the wrong link

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DAHS7VOWFU

    God Damn it Ten this is why your my favorite. <3

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Holy fuck there have been a lot of awesome hauls and gift-givers so far

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    NOT-SO-SECRET-ANYMORE SECRET PROJECT IS ALMOST COMPLETE

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    That is a very big mushroom blanket.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    I certainly hope that whoever is on the receiving end of that blanket is very appreciative.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    You guys talkin about me?

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    if Viv is to be believed, yes.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    if Viv is to be believed, yes.

    Put it in perspective. She's Chinese, so her internal scale of small to huge is quite biased in one direction.

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    That is really cool Sheri

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Stale wrote:
    if Viv is to be believed, yes.

    Put it in perspective. She's Chinese, so her internal scale of small to huge is quite biased in one direction.

    Viv once bedded the entire roster of the Harlem Globetrotters. In one night.

    her response? "meh"

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Stale wrote:
    Hunter wrote: »
    Stale wrote:
    if Viv is to be believed, yes.

    Put it in perspective. She's Chinese, so her internal scale of small to huge is quite biased in one direction.

    Viv once bedded the entire roster of the Harlem Globetrotters. In one night.

    her response? "meh"

    Then Blake is packing.

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
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    Since you're not my Satan, can I just like commission you to make me one of these in January or something?

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I do alright.

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
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    Since you're not my Satan, can I just like commission you to make me one of these in January or something?

    I've actually been getting questions like that a lot. The answer is "yes, but it won't be cheap." I haven't figured out what I'd charge yet, but if you're still interested I can definitely let you know.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    @Ten, wow, man, wow.

    @Sarukun, sorry, that package was actually meant for me. Send it my way, kay?

    @Sheri: blanket, incredible, words, can't.

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  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    @Ten :^: you rock that uke!
    @Sheri looks awesome!

    skettios on
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
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    Since you're not my Satan, can I just like commission you to make me one of these in January or something?

    I've actually been getting questions like that a lot. The answer is "yes, but it won't be cheap." I haven't figured out what I'd charge yet, but if you're still interested I can definitely let you know.

    Let me know what price you're considering and we'll talk :D Just PM me whenever.

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
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    CXWkd.jpg

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    Since you're not my Satan, can I just like commission you to make me one of these in January or something?

    I've actually been getting questions like that a lot. The answer is "yes, but it won't be cheap." I haven't figured out what I'd charge yet, but if you're still interested I can definitely let you know.

    Time to start saving up those 50% off coupons from Michael's.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    @Ten, wow, man, wow.

    @Sarukun, sorry, that package was actually meant for me. Send it my way, kay?

    @Sheri: blanket, incredible, words, can't.

    Oh, sure, no problem Margarazzi, lemme justWAID-A-MIN-AT!

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    @End I love you

    Part 2 has arrived:
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    My favorite gin!

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    i just ordered all of my satanee's stuff

    its coming here to the house so i can rub my junk all over it and then wrap it and send it to you

    you lucky devil you

    I'm gonna know it's from you once I get a package that smells distinctly of onions and shame

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    @End I love you

    Part 2 has arrived:
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    My favorite gin!

    gahhh you still haven't gotten what was supposed to be the first package
    it's supposed to be at the front office too, signed by a REDMEN, which was the same as what the thinkgeek package was signed as and it came on the same day

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Weaver wrote:
    Every time now that I go into a hard fight in a PC or xbox game

    I tap the Iron Man bobble head on his bobbly head.

    Thanks Keith, you've made me superstitious.

    Don't thank me. Thank Stevie Wonder.

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Oh...What the hell. Let me go ask again.

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I wonder what the chances are that they somehow give you the last package instead, even though I don't even have a tracking number for that one, and I don't expect it to get to you until next week (also I don't even know what is in the last package! it's a mystery!)

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    Sheri that blanket is beautiful

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Okay! Package #3 from the venerable @End!
    BOX! They had it at the front, but the woman gave me the one off the top of the stack and stopped looking. This one was a little further down the pile.
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    Box inside box #1!
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    AssRev for PS3!
    Box inside box #2!
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    Batman: Arkham City for PS3!
    Box inside box #3!
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    YES! I don't have to wait for the possibility of snow! I can make my own!!

    I'm so excited! I can't wait until my roommate frees up the PS3 so I can try these games out!

    godmode on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    Ten! That was so awesome!

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  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    Dang, seeing all these Sweet Gifts I feel like I didn't get Hunter enough.

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Good lord people! I mean Goddamn!

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Of course everyone already knows, but we have an awesome group of people 'round here. Gotta love it :D

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Everybody is being so incredibly generous

    Don't ever stop being awesome everybody <3

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    :D Sweet hauls all around! And Sheri, that blanket is looking amazing. :)

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