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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • Goose!Goose! This is fundamentally unlike Disneyland! Registered User regular
    Someone link me to them wish list filler sites please

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  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    Fuck shipping costs.

    Anyway 6-10 days for my satanee to get their package.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Perrsun wrote:
    BYToady wrote:
    Whats this in my mailbox? Why, its stuffed full of even more Satany good(evil)ness?

    Some sauce from a place called Quaker Steak & Lube, and to answer your question in your card, no I've never seen this place before. A toad shaped cookie cutter, the movie Doom, and a set of festive usb powered LED christmas lights, and a sweet Shadow of the Colossus bag!

    Thank you very much Perrsun! I'm looking forward to tonight, because I'm going to use this sauce on these pork tenderloins I've got in the fridge!

    This makes me happy to hear that Quaker Steak stuff is new to you, I just hope their bottled sauce lives up to the real-life stuff (I haven't actually tried the bottled stuff yet). It's a restaurant chain that started on this (the opposite to your) side of Pennsylvania and has spread from there. They're known for their chicken wings and sauces.

    I have no idea if it lives up to the restaurant experience, but I just used the sauce on some beef and it was pretty damn good. Going to use the rest of it up on the pork I've got cooked up while I'm at work. Yum yum.

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    I managed to survive Christmas shopping today so after a little prep and some baking, my satan's gift should be ready to mail out on monday before I leave for my nice little family vacation~

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  • MintMint Registered User regular
    OMG! i got a post slip when i got home today!!

    I have to go pick it up tomorrow before the post office closes...
    OMGOMGOMG!! i can't wait til 9 am tomorrow!

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    okay @Sweeney Tom : is the battery kinda iffy on the psp? i left it plugged in all day and it didn't charge at all!

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    hmm apparently it charges when in standby mode but not ANY OTHER TIME
    HMM!

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    3rd wave going out tomorrow.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Okay, I think I have finally - FINALLY - nailed down my list of gifts for my Satanee, and gotten the budget in order.

    Now I just need to beg my parents to let me use their credit card to buy gifts for a complete stranger.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne I will protect the innocent. Registered User regular
    god I really, REALLY hope I am Sheri's Satanee

    want dat blanket sooooo bad

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Speicher, GermanyRegistered User regular
    That's going to be the gift to beat this year.

    XBL: Mega Spooky // 3DS: 3797-6276-7138
    Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    :oops:

    I am pretty excited about it, honestly

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Vivixenne wrote:
    god I really, REALLY hope I am Sheri's Satanee

    want dat blanket sooooo bad

    You and me both. It would look awesome on my bed.

    Legba on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    Fuck shipping costs.

    Anyway 6-10 days for my satanee to get their package.

    yeah it sucks.

    luckily this year i could have everything delivered.

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    Ladies

    All my posts can be followed by this.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Sheri wrote:
    Ladies

    All my posts can be followed by this.
    Sheri wrote:
    Ladies

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo PR for the Inquisition Registered User regular
    Sheri that blanket is fucking

    kick

    ass

    3DS Friend Code: 2766-8209-8772. Nintendo Network ID: Didge7
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Wake up on a good Saturday morning (as always)

    Only thing is, today I find
    Spoiler:

    Not one

    Not even two

    But THREE PACKAGES

    I was flipping out at this point, and decided to open them starting with the smallest box, of course, and working my way up

    After opening the smallest box, the first thing I see is:

    A note from @Lostwords, my Secret Satan!

    Wait, what's this
    Spoiler:

    OH SHIT YES
    Spoiler:

    GILMORE GIRLS SEASON 1 FUCK YES

    Alright now opening box 2

    Another note
    Spoiler:

    Yay, WWE Rumblers! Sheamus and Orton!

    OK, now for the biggest box. Don't freak out, Tom, what could possibly be in here?

    One final note:
    Spoiler:

    Oh fuck yes
    Spoiler:

    Wonder Woman POP! Vinyl Figure!
    Spoiler:

    Batman and Robin comic!
    Spoiler:

    SHE'S THE MAN STARRING AMANDA BYNES!!!!!
    Spoiler:

    TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Entire haul:
    Spoiler:

    THANK YOU SO MUCH LOSTWORDS YOU ARE THE BEST

    Sweeney Tom on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    I was the only one who knew who created the muppets. And everyone looked at me as if I was the weird one.

    what?

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I should probably watch She's the Man at some point

    and Gilmore Girls

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Glad you liked it sweeney! Yay it got to you! Was hopeful you didn't have those DVDs yet.

    Quick favor, do you mind taking down that one pic with my full name on it? A lil paranoid, but better safe than sorry.

    Also Keith, you totally do

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Done and done

    Also, I just finished that Batman and Robin comic. Loved it.

    Going to watch Tucker and Dale vs. Evil and Gossip Girls sometime next week.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    When you said you liked horror, I thought it'd be right up your alley. Plus the damsel in distress is cerie from 30 Rock!

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    lostwords wrote: »
    the damsel in distress is cerie from 30 Rock

    brb, buying all the BluRays.

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  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
    aw yeah I think I finished getting all of my secret whatevers gifts. Now to box em up and ship em out!

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    Tucker & Dale vs Evil is so good. Including some (uncredited, unfortunately) visual effects by our very own @Feebsicle!

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    EVEN MORE FROM @END! Today, he gifted me this ENTIRE wall of Steam games! (Minus MW2, there. That was already mine)
    Spoiler:
    Believe it or not, I have not played any of the games pictured. Yes, that includes the Orange Box, and Portal 2. I know I am a bad gamer :( But now I fully intend to catch up!

    He said there's one more gift on the way, and we'll see what it is next week! And again, End, I cannot thank you enough. This is all amazing.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

    Moriveth on
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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    it was my pleasure

    I mean

    NOW YOU TOO HAVE A BACKLOG OF GAMES
    SHARE MY MISERY

    they alive dammit it's a miracle
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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    (That was his gift message on every transfer :P)

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    @Rolo

    have you recieved your package

    my wife is going nuts

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  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    Satanee, all of your gifts have arrived and been purchased. All that's left is for me to do some holiday baking!

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Ten wrote:
    Tucker & Dale vs Evil is so good. Including some (uncredited, unfortunately) visual effects by our very own @Feebsicle!

    That's pretty dang awesome! The gore/blood effects were top notch, especially for the low budget. Tell her good job!

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Skettios is gonna get hiiiiiiiiiiigh for Xmas.

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  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    Skettios is gonna get hiiiiiiiiiiigh for Xmas.

    Wanna see this

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  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    Tonkka wrote:
    Skettios is gonna get hiiiiiiiiiiigh for Xmas.

    Wanna see this

    oh dear

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Okay, I think I have finally - FINALLY - nailed down my list of gifts for my Satanee, and gotten the budget in order.

    Now I just need to beg my parents to let me use their credit card to buy gifts for a complete stranger.

    hee hee
    kids.

    ;3

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  • feebsiclefeebsicle Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote:
    Ten wrote:
    Tucker & Dale vs Evil is so good. Including some (uncredited, unfortunately) visual effects by our very own @Feebsicle!

    That's pretty dang awesome! The gore/blood effects were top notch, especially for the low budget. Tell her good job!

    I just did the bee swarm. But thanks!

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