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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Man, I am going crazy trying to remember this tumblr-like fashion/shopping website somebody posted last year around Satans time. I know it was that time of year because I found a bunch of possibilities for Legba's messenger bag via the website. But I cannot remember the website and I am going insane. Who posted it? What was the website? IS IT SAFE? IS IT SAFE?

    E: Great totp Salient

    Uhhh also Blake's munchstaches were delicious and entertaining

    now this post is topical

    Lost Salient on
    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." DON'T FREAK OUT HAIL SATAN
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    #pipe wrote:
    What the hell are you doing with my gifts, Dan!

    oh fuck you for making this joke

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Still using that messenger bag, Salient. Although I made one modification to it:

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    The strap wasn't very strong - although that's probably my fault since I always carry so much heavy crap around - so I added some canvas between the bag and strap for strength. It looks pretty nifty, no?

    Also I had the pins on the front but they got lost one by one. The only one left now is the shark one that I have permanently affixed to one of my hoodies. It's been through the wash a few times and everything and never wants to come off.

    e: Man I should probably throw the bag in the washing machine once or twice, though.

    Legba on
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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I still wear the first secret satan gift I ever got: an aquabats hoodie @zerofill got me back in 2007. It used to glow in the dark, but it has since stopped because of 4 years of washings.

    Wombat!! on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular

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    WHAT IS THIS

    A STRANGE PACKAGE APPROACHES

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    Okay, I'll leave this for the end. Look at all these packing peanuts! I am already blessed.

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    It's a message from the lady Janson! Why yes, I *do* like comics!

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    GASP AWESOME - I think I'm gonna get a frame for this guy.

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    Digging deeper - look at this BEAR. I think I will love him now and eat him later.

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    MALTESERS - and crunchie bars, classic!
    FROM THE GIRLFRIEND: YOU FOOLS THE MALTESERS ARE MINE

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    Even more goodness! I am receiving a facefull of holiday ejaculate!

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    CLASSY [strike]TEA![/strike] TEE!

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    Hmm? What could Mori be referring to I

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    Ahhhh.

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    How could there be MORE stuff? I'm being practically bukkake'd with christmas cheer!

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    AND MORE AGAIN WHAT IS IN THESE PACKAGES

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    AAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA I AM A SPACE MARINE! GRUFF RUFF AND TUFF

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    And... an educational game?

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    Nope! Even better! (I am going to watch and review this movie soon)

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    EVEN MORE GAMES!?

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    YES

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    AND GAMES FROM JANSON. Thanks Janson, I've always wanted to try Bully! I am going to make my bully kiss SO MANY boys.

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    I somehow missed this candy bar with this BRUTAL YULETIDE GANGBANG OF CHARITY AND KINDNESS

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    And yet more! What could it be, the secret of Greg Land's success?

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    Ahhhhhhh.





    And one last note that I'm going to keep myself as a mystery. Janson: I appreciate your tribulations and trials to give me such an amazing holiday gift!

    Mori: Alternate photoshop suggestion is such an amazing idea, I feel guilty about not doing the same thing for my Satan!

    Only one last thing to say to you guys for all of this wonderful, almost embarassing amount of holiday gifting and friendly goodness:

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    holy crap that is a kickbutt satan package! good haul! wispas are my second fave candy bar, after aero bars

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    That is a fantastic haul

    I want that Gay Sex card game though :[

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  • DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    So yesterday, I finally stopped being lazy, took a shit in a box and shipped it to my Satanee. Expect your gifts by the end of this week, person.

    Wii U: DHS-Odium // Live: DHS Odium // PSN: DHSOdium // Steam: dhsykes // 3DS: 0318-6615-5294
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Yay! I am glad it arrived safely! :D

    (I know it's a lot of 360 games but Bully runs soooo much better on the 360 than on the PC!)

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky FONOTUNE Electric FairytaleRegistered User regular
    Man, I want a gay sex card game...
    Seriously, that's one of the more hilarious Secret Santa hauls I've ever seen.

    Kochikens wrote: »
    oh man I saw an otter with a boner at the seattle one and this kid asked his dad, IS HE EATING A HOT DOG
    and I laughed forever
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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Glad you like it, Rolo!

    I was really hoping you hadn't played any of those games. I realize you said you've only got one game for the 360 buuut I was still scared that you had rented them or something.

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  • FishmanFishman I find your inability to differentiate between 'corruption' and 'feminism' disturbing Registered User regular
    The Greg Land joke had me chuckling.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky FONOTUNE Electric FairytaleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    By the way, secret satan, I am utterly addicted to Persona 4 now and it's your fault
    Spoiler:

    Mortal Sky on
    Kochikens wrote: »
    oh man I saw an otter with a boner at the seattle one and this kid asked his dad, IS HE EATING A HOT DOG
    and I laughed forever
    Tumblr Steam: TohaJuuko
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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Also it's super weird that it's called the Gears of War Triple Pack but does not have GoW3

    I mean it makes sense, it came out months before, but man that's a misleading title!

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    The only game I played out of the set has been a bit of gears one, but that was on pc and it didn't run particularly well. I wanna try everything, but I'm still working my way through skyrim!

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  • PRDPRD Kristin Lindsay I am a meat popsicle.Registered User, Penny Arcade Staff, PAX Staff regular
    Mint wrote:
    Went to the post office and came out with a big smile...
    Spoiler:
    I took my nicely decorate package home and started opening it

    Spoiler:
    I read the nice card that was in my package
    Spoiler:
    I took out the two packages with care
    Spoiler:
    Look at this! such a nice print! of kaylee!

    I got a neat race piney holder as well for when i get back to running in summer :)
    it has some toggles i have to look into ...

    the second larger package held a lot of awesome teas!!!
    which is perfect since we are a month into tea season.
    my favorite which I couldn't find this year the candy cane... and some awesome looking vanilla sleepy time ... wow!!
    so all together my loot!
    Spoiler:

    oh wait ,,,, as I was tearing down the box I found this which is so cool looking....
    a new worry rock :)
    Spoiler:


    thank you PRD!! so awesome!

    YAY! I'm glad it all arrived safely. I should have put the worry rock in a card or something. The Candy Cane tea is my favourite, too. :)

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    The only game I played out of the set has been a bit of gears one, but that was on pc and it didn't run particularly well. I wanna try everything, but I'm still working my way through skyrim!

    And hey, if you ever get XBL Gold and want to play co-op, let me know. I'm only assuming you don't already have gold, of course.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    The only game I played out of the set has been a bit of gears one, but that was on pc and it didn't run particularly well. I wanna try everything, but I'm still working my way through skyrim!

    That's the best way to describe Skyrim

    I am 'working my way through' too; been playing it in my spare time and since release day I've maybe covered... 10% of what the game has to offer!

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    That is a fantastic haul

    I want that Gay Sex card game though :[

    me too!!

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    neville wrote:
    Man, my PAX was a letdown compared to what it could have been, evidently.
    ;3

    So now you're advocating underage drinking so people will molest you?

    You are just the worst at planning drunken butt-touchin's.

    I... :\

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    PRD wrote:
    Mint wrote:
    Went to the post office and came out with a big smile...
    Spoiler:
    I took my nicely decorate package home and started opening it

    Spoiler:
    I read the nice card that was in my package
    Spoiler:
    I took out the two packages with care
    Spoiler:
    Look at this! such a nice print! of kaylee!

    I got a neat race piney holder as well for when i get back to running in summer :)
    it has some toggles i have to look into ...

    the second larger package held a lot of awesome teas!!!
    which is perfect since we are a month into tea season.
    my favorite which I couldn't find this year the candy cane... and some awesome looking vanilla sleepy time ... wow!!
    so all together my loot!
    Spoiler:

    oh wait ,,,, as I was tearing down the box I found this which is so cool looking....
    a new worry rock :)
    Spoiler:


    thank you PRD!! so awesome!

    YAY! I'm glad it all arrived safely. I should have put the worry rock in a card or something. The Candy Cane tea is my favourite, too. :)

    i want a worry rock. and where did you get the candy cane tea, it sounds great

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    i have not been able to keep up with this thread at all

    but i just ordered most of my satanee's gifts!

    the last one i am still working on

    dunno if they'll get there before xmas, but if not then probably not much after that

    Squall on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    best snowcloud

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    chris what are the haps

    i hope you are well

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    i am doing a'ight

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo noooooooooooo Registered User regular
    Okay my gift is all nice and wrapped an packaged up for my Satanee but

    but the stupid UPS branch isn't open on sundays and now I've gotta wait until tomorrow to ship it like a CHUMP. Wah why can't the world operate according to my whimmmmmsssssssss :<

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular

    Uhhh also Blake's munchstaches were delicious and entertaining

    now this post is topical
    Vivienne has said the same thing.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Don't be gross, Blake.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Why you gotta be a downer Keith?

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Have some generosity, everybody. If you have/play Fable 3 for 360, or know somebody that does, here's a code for The Channeler weapon.

    J3HYF P3WWR 6JHW6 K936X KY3FZ

    and

    V4VKH 7G4YF RGVW3 VWKKY 6D2FZ

    Hope somebody gets the code that'll enjoy it.

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  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
    keith is too short to be an upper

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    @Rolo Do you have a blog where you review things? I want to read your reviews!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    Perrsun wrote:
    Have some generosity, everybody. If you have/play Fable 3 for 360, or know somebody that does, here's a code for The Channeler weapon.

    J3HYF P3WWR 6JHW6 K936X KY3FZ

    and

    V4VKH 7G4YF RGVW3 VWKKY 6D2FZ

    Hope somebody gets the code that'll enjoy it.

    I redeemed the second one--thanks! you're a prince! my first secret satan present <3

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Not many changes, but I guess I feel like this should be on every page.
    Spoiler:

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Registered User regular
    Platypus needs to post!

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
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    Dilige, et quod vis fac
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Still the only completed chain.

    Suck it everyone else.

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  • riddleheroriddlehero Registered User
    edited December 2011
    RIDDLE ME THIS FRIENDS. WHO BESIDES DAN IS GOING TO GET A GIFT FROM ME? IT IS YOU. I WILL BE POSTING A RIDDLE SHORTLY AND THE WINNERS WILL EACH RECEIVE A STEAM GAME. THAT IS ALL.

    THERE IS ONE STIPULATION. I ASK THAT YOU NOT GOOGLE MY RIDDLES AND SPOIL THE FUN.

    riddlehero on
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  • SticksSticks Registered User regular
    riddlehero has gone mad with power.

    Somebody stop him! Wait wrong Jim Carrey flick.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    does the steam game work on Mac

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  • MatevMatev Benjamin Warsaw, Action Six News! It's Benji.......like the dogRegistered User regular
    Riddlehero, don't ever stop

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
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