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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • zucchinizucchini pretty much amazing Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure the delivery method selected for my satan's gift is just some dude walking it from the store to satan's house. It's been in transit for a week now.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Man Keith, now I found this shirt http://www.threadless.com/product/3061/URL_LINK/tab,guys/style,shirt
    but they are out of my size. CURSE YOU

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    well well well

    package today

    with a note, even
    Dear Antimatter

    Happy Christmas/Hanukah/Kwanza/Winter Solstice/Festivus Wookie Life Day
    (Circle one)
    I saw your gift list, and say you wanted to play professor layton. So I hunted down the first one at a Gamestop. Its used (sorry) but it works. I dont know how to delete files other than, it looks like, overwriting them. So please rewrite the BONER file. That looks like a 100% clear. NO CHEATING!

    Also included, because it looks like you are in college at dorms, are fartbombs. Please cause some mischief + meyhem.

    Merry (whatever you circled)
    The Reflection

    Thanks, dude!

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    does The Reflection live in Philly?

    That sounds like my copy of Professor Layton

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    He does not

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    I am from Portland. Very much not Philly.

    Also im glad you enjoy it, If the fartbombs are used for their intended purpose. Please film it.

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  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    The main box I shipped out got sent about 800 miles in the wrong direction for "sorting".

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    I got my Satanee's stuff in the mail! Some of it is stuff I want to keep for myself, that's how cool it is.

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    @antimatter

    A tube showed up today! However, I found it right as I was leaving for work, and then I'm going to a friend's house to study O Chem, so pictures of my terrible face will be delayed for a bit!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    :D

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    Wombat!! wrote: »
    @antimatter

    A tube showed up today! However, I found it right as I was leaving for work, and then I'm going to a friend's house to study O Chem, so pictures of my terrible face will be delayed for a bit!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

    I was about to be freaked out that NO Satan stuff showed up today for anything. There's still like 60 some-odd people who dont have their gifts, and there's only 6 weeks until the deadline.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Marg

    I got my stuff

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    Oh whoops. Reading fail. A GAIN
    Spoiler:

    ThreeCubed on
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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    According to Amazon, my package has been delivered today! Looks like their delivery service managed to not drop this one down a well!

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo PR for the Inquisition Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    I want stuff

    Someone send me stuff

    Secret Satans is now Secret Sheris

    If you have received a gift, pack it up and send it to Sheri. If you haven't sent one out yet readdress it. We're taking this thread in an exciting new direction

    3DS Friend Code: 2766-8209-8772. Nintendo Network ID: Didge7
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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Can't we just buy her something we know she wants? I don't wanna give up my gifts :(

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Can't we just buy her something we know she wants? I don't wanna give up my gifts :(

    What, like this?

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    This is not what I signed up for! I refuse!

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo PR for the Inquisition Registered User regular
    All right all right I can see this is not a popular direction

    instead send all the presents to ME

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Didgeridoo, if I'd gotten you, I was going to buy you a digderidoo.

    Because I am the World's Most Unoriginal Person

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    HAHAHAHAHHA

    OK, I like that there's an image of Santa's face exactly where 3D Santa's face is in this magic eye:
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    But I'm also amused that there's also Santa's face right where 3D Santa's crotch is.

    I want a long coat with a picture of my own face at crotch level.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus indeed

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    I can find 4 different goatse stereograms, but it's actually a little hard to find them Christmas themed. :/

    E: I mean, c'mon, this one's a "futuristic cycle." Made of Santa faces. ಠ_ಠ

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    ThreeCubed on
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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    I love magic eyes. I have really really bad double vision so Iget them in about 2 seconds

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo PR for the Inquisition Registered User regular
    I have never been able to see the picture in a magic eye, not ever

    I am like that guy from Mall Rats, but I will never see the sailboat

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I love magic eyes. I have really really bad double vision so Iget them in about 2 seconds

    ME TOO!

    I learned as a kid how to control the issue with my eyes that was causing double vision, and it gave me Magic Eye superpowers.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    i love magic eyes

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Didgeridoo wrote:
    I have never been able to see the picture in a magic eye, not ever

    I am like that guy from Mall Rats, but I will never see the sailboat

    Hah, just like my ex. Oh how I lorded it over her.

    I got her a Magic Eye book once. To be fair, I got her a bunch of other shit for Christmas, but that was just for shits and giggles.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Didgeridoo wrote:
    I have never been able to see the picture in a magic eye, not ever

    I am like that guy from Mall Rats, but I will never see the sailboat

    Hah, just like my ex. Oh how I lorded it over her.

    I got her a Magic Eye book once. To be fair, I got her a bunch of other shit for Christmas, but that was just for shits and giggles.

    One Christmas not too long ago, my cousin got me a fat book of MadLibs. (I love me some MadLibs, but I generally keep that under my hat. Oops, secret's out).

    Now, this cousin is a little slow (think just a hair above Forrest Gump). Turns out, when she listens to me talk, she feels like I'm living MadLibs because I use so many words and speech mannerism that she doesn't understand. It was kind of sweet.

    (I didn't want to ruin the moment, so I didn't point out to her that that's not exactly how MadLibs works, as you tend to use words in the blanks that you do know)

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    I have never been able to see the picture in a magic eye, not ever

    I am like that guy from Mall Rats, but I will never see the sailboat

    Me too.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Didgeridoo wrote:
    I have never been able to see the picture in a magic eye, not ever

    I am like that guy from Mall Rats, but I will never see the sailboat

    Hah, just like my ex. Oh how I lorded it over her.

    I got her a Magic Eye book once. To be fair, I got her a bunch of other shit for Christmas, but that was just for shits and giggles.

    One Christmas not too long ago, my cousin got me a fat book of MadLibs. (I love me some MadLibs, but I generally keep that under my hat. Oops, secret's out).

    Now, this cousin is a little slow (think just a hair above Forrest Gump). Turns out, when she listens to me talk, she feels like I'm living MadLibs because I use so many words and speech mannerism that she doesn't understand. It was kind of sweet.

    (I didn't want to ruin the moment, so I didn't point out to her that that's not exactly how MadLibs works, as you tend to use words in the blanks that you do know)

    she just watches you talk thinking you had these MadLips

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  • ZayZay Registered User regular
    In like third grade we did some MadLibs in class using vocabulary words. When I chose the words, it came out hilarious, but when my partner chose the words it came out a lot less funny.

    And then they said that because they wrote down the words when I chose them, they got to keep my MadLib. I was pissed.

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  • MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    Due to not paying attention and ordering things from Amazon where it wasnt Amazon fulfilling the order, my Satanee probably wont be getting their gifts till a day before or two days after xmas :(.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    As I was meandering sarcastically down the inland sea one fine summer's fortnight, the most obnoxious, sparkling zay annoyingly sucked me, stopping me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, grinding my glass eye at him politely, "That was terribly corrupted of you. I demand an apology."

    The zay molested at me accidentally and sucked me again, this time with both love handles.

    "Excuse me!" I said, this time more wrecklessly. "Desist at once, or I shall be forced to desire you. You're a very baked zay, I must say."

    "I can't stop," the zay said stupidly. "You see, my mother was a forum moderator, my father was murdered, and the trauma was just too much. I'm arousing as a dragon, I'm fattening to say."

    At hearing his delicious story, I felt for him. But I licked the pulsing silly goose anyway and moved on.

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  • ZayZay Registered User regular
    oh my god

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  • Slacker71Slacker71 Registered User regular
    Friends of mine sent a customized mad lib with their wedding invitations to be sent back as the RSVP.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    That is most excellent.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Slacker71 wrote:
    Friends of mine sent a customized mad lib with their wedding invitations to be sent back as the RSVP.

    yeah whoa that is amazing.

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