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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Whoever didn't think Marg was Sal's Satan, you are dumb

    WORLD WRAPPING CHAMP

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Year of the Hare
    13th of December

    Dearest friends,

    With the hunting season drawn to a close there has been precious little of curiosity of late. The long dark of winter envelops the land, shortening the days and leaves adventures of valor to mull the year’s events in their halls by night, comforted by the warmth of their fires that push back the Ice King’s fingers of frost nipping at their heels. It goes without my saying that one would rather venture forth into the wilds then stand to in their chambers, cordoned in by winter’s white prison. Of course, one not always needs to seek out glory to have a story to tell! And so begins my tale.

    In the midst of ferrying my dearest sister’s worldly belongings from her home in the wilds of Plaistow to my estate in the valley, a courier arrived with two packages, addressed to myself.
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    He left without a word, simply leaving them at the west side of the manor house. We had been in the midst of moving dear sister’s supremely heavy mattress into the homestead (how does a material that is as soft as a cloud feel heavier then stone? A riddle for the ages), so I had no inclination to investigate the unexpected containers until our toil had been completed, as dear sister’s furniture appeared to be multiplying in our absence from the carriage. But that is a story for another time…

    Much later in the day, as I reclined and rested from my troubles the memory of the strange packages crept back into my skull. With renewed vigor I delved into the first box, which despite signs of distress had all of its contents still intact.
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    A note was found within:
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    Naphtali,

    Contained within your two packages, you will find supplies which I hope will come in handy during your adventures, whether you need a pack, a sword, some health and mana, or some gold! (if the gold melts… let me know and I’ll gladly replace the affected items…)

    Enjoy! And have a Merry Christmas!

    Sincerely, your friend
    godmode

    PS: The Life Savers Storybook has been a tradition in my family for stocking stuffers and they’re my personal favorite, I hope you like it!


    The mystery gift-giver now had a name! Sir @godmode! What an unexpected boon to have received such bounty from a noblemen such as him.

    The box contained the following treasures:
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    Ah! Board games to help pass the time in the long winter months! No doubt these contain tales inspired by the adventures of Sir godmode himself! Truly a blessing. My kin and I shall use them to sharpen our intellect before setting out once again at the first thaw of spring.
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    Next in the box was a Bag of Holding! How could he have known my old bag had been torn asunder by the Redcap my kin and I had fought last spring? Within it I found even more treasure. The three side pouches contained,
    Spoiler:

    Dice forged by elves and dragons,
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    A Critical Hit die with a health potion (very handy),
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    A mana potion along with several pieces of gold! And if you thought Sir godmode’s generosity ended there, well, what a fool you’d be!
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    The main pouch was stuffed full of even more gold and potions! My expeditions for the spring are already paid for in full, and well stocked! However underneath them all I found…
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    What a strange item? No doubt it is meant to train for skill on the field of battle, but the soldier wields a weapon I have never seen before and the container is covered in strange glyphs. I trust my alchemist can decipher what magic this item embodies, but a gift is a gift none the less.

    After tailing up my gifts, I noticed a few mentioned by the note unaccounted for. Digging back into the box I found…
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    Ah! The precious familial keepsake! Delicious candies and a heartfelt story inside. A wonderful gift. All that remained missing was the sword… of course! The other box!
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    Upon opening the final package, a smaller box was contained within. Could it be…
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    Yes! A marvelous long sword. The craftsmanship of it appears to be of a high caliber, but the blade itself is made of a strange metal… some sort of starmetal? Quite exquisite.

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    Words cannot fully capture my gratitude towards Sir godmode for this amazing bounty. He is truly one of the finest knight’s the land has ever known, or will ever know.


    TL;DR RP

    While helping my sister move back home today some packages arrived, I was too busy to look at them until later. When I finally remember about them after all the chaos, I discovered all the amazing and really well thought out gifts @godmode got me! I’m gonna play the heck out of those D&D board games with my friends, probably share all the gold bullion with my coworkers because there’s no way I can eat all that candy, but I’ll save the lifesavers for myself. And I’ll totally use the backpack for carrying… something! Probably at least ferry dice & other belongings to and from Pendragon games my cousin’s group has been running. And I have never had an actual sword before, going to have to look up how to maintain them (the blade was covered in a ton of oil that I cleaned off of it to start, but the scabbard is pretty well lubricated now from it). And Battlefield was a nice gift, my friends have been nagging me to get it and now I don’t have an excuse. Thank you so much @godmode, everything you got me was awesome!

    Naphtali on
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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Ludicolo Ludicolo Ludicolo Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Sal's beartato is among the top tier of all beartatos.

    Look at all his neat hats!

    Isoldae on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    wow, awesome giftings, @godmode !

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    haha I like how there is a big pile of "gold" and "potions"

    End on
    so dark and foul I can't disguise
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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Phew, glad you got it! I feared it might have been taken by the wilderness outside your front porch!

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    Sorry about the picture quality, all I had handy was my cellphone, my camera's battery was dead :/

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    Super jelly

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
    Secret Satans! Post | Gaming Wishlist | General Wishlist
    Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • ZayZay Registered User regular
    Dang, an actual sword? That's pretty damn cool.

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    I see my sataning was a complete success... most excellent...

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    Margarazzi your poems were so entertaining! Plus they look like they are on such nice paper. I am weird about stationary.

    (Weird like :winky: )

    Actually, it was just colored copy paper from Staples. I'm glad it looks good in photos, though.

    Sheri wrote: »
    Whoever didn't think Marg was Sal's Satan, you are dumb

    WORLD WRAPPING CHAMP
    I wondered if that would give me away.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Naphtali wrote: »
    TL;DR RP

    While helping my sister move back home today some packages arrived, I was too busy to look at them until later. When I finally remember about them after all the chaos, I discovered all the amazing and really well thought out gifts @godmode got me! I’m gonna play the heck out of those D&D board games with my friends, probably share all the gold bullion with my coworkers because there’s no way I can eat all that candy, but I’ll save the lifesavers for myself. And I’ll totally use the backpack for carrying… something! Probably at least ferry dice & other belongings to and from Pendragon games my cousin’s group has been running. And I have never had an actual sword before, going to have to look up how to maintain them (the blade was covered in a ton of oil that I cleaned off of it to start, but the scabbard is pretty well lubricated now from it). And Battlefield was a nice gift, my friends have been nagging me to get it and now I don’t have an excuse. Thank you so much @godmode, everything you got me was awesome!

    Holy crap! Awesome gifts and awesome way to show them off!!!

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Spoiler:

    I'll wait a couple more hours before sending this off to Neville.

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  • riddleheroriddlehero Registered User
    Riddle me this, who should check his twitter messages for his clue to his next gift? If you guessed @smarthero you're correct. Please mock him on here for me.

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Ludicolo Ludicolo Ludicolo Registered User regular
    I did not guess smart hero.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    riddlehero wrote:
    Riddle me this, who should check his twitter messages for his clue to his next gift? If you guessed @smarthero you're correct. Please mock him on here for me.

    I really, really hope you reveal yourself by the end of it all.

    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    James Dean was the actor, Jimmy Dean was in the sausage business.

    James Deen is both an actor AND in the sausage business.
    Secret Satans! Post | Gaming Wishlist | General Wishlist
    Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • riddleheroriddlehero Registered User
    edited December 2011
    Tox wrote:
    riddlehero wrote:
    Riddle me this, who should check his twitter messages for his clue to his next gift? If you guessed @smarthero you're correct. Please mock him on here for me.

    I really, really hope you reveal yourself by the end of it all.

    I will reveal who I am to you and you alone @Tox.

    THIS SPOILER REVEALS WHO I AM, ONLY @TOX SHOULD CLICK ON THIS
    Spoiler:

    riddlehero on
  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    i know who riddlehero is

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Ludicolo Ludicolo Ludicolo Registered User regular
    riddlehero is all of us.

    riddlehero is none of us.

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  • MatevMatev Benjamin Warsaw, Action Six News! It's Benji.......like the dogRegistered User regular
    The sheer radiance....

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
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  • riddleheroriddlehero Registered User
    While we wait for our blundering bat-dan, how'd you guys like to win another steam game? I'm feeling sporting. The best riddle posted with answer, will receive a cheap free steam game. And what's more, my secret identity early.

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    I am still dazed over getting a sword

    That was probably the last thing I ever expected as a gift

    "Whaaaaatttttwooaaaahhhhhhhhh cool!"

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Secret identity!

    I wish I had a secret identity. And also a mysterious benefactor. And a secret lair.

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." I actually updated my blog, DON'T FREAK OUT
  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    ...and a pony.

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." I actually updated my blog, DON'T FREAK OUT
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I have a riddle.

    Who is a slut who is not my mother?
    Spoiler:

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Most people just wish for height Sandra, and bunnies. And balls.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Bunnies poop everywhere and are not very nice.

    Height would give me less reason to wear high heels.

    And as far as balls go it would depend on which kind of ball we are discussing.

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." I actually updated my blog, DON'T FREAK OUT
  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    riddlehero wrote:
    While we wait for our blundering bat-dan, how'd you guys like to win another steam game? I'm feeling sporting. The best riddle posted with answer, will receive a cheap free steam game. And what's more, my secret identity early.

    Can we steal riddles from our favorite novels?

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I'm going to wear heels to look tall!

    Not too tall though.

  • riddleheroriddlehero Registered User
    godmode wrote:
    riddlehero wrote:
    While we wait for our blundering bat-dan, how'd you guys like to win another steam game? I'm feeling sporting. The best riddle posted with answer, will receive a cheap free steam game. And what's more, my secret identity early.

    Can we steal riddles from our favorite novels?

    Doesn't matter, as long as everyone's having fun. So far Blake's in the lead.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?
    Spoiler:

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." I actually updated my blog, DON'T FREAK OUT
  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    i've got a rhyme that comes in a riddle
    what's round on the ends and high in the middle?

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    What walks on 4 feet, then 2 feet, then 3 feet?
    Spoiler:

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Anti that is one of my favourites.

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." I actually updated my blog, DON'T FREAK OUT
  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    i've got a rhyme that comes in a riddle
    what's round on the ends and high in the middle?

    OHIO

  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    Anti that is one of my favourites.

    <3

  • KochikensKochikens Lovely-Cuddle-Blanket-Stephen-Fry-Awesomer Registered User regular
    Holy shit Naph!! Those are rad omg!! I MEAN A SWORD. Holysnaps.

  • MatevMatev Benjamin Warsaw, Action Six News! It's Benji.......like the dogRegistered User regular
    I arch, yet have no back, what am I?
    Spoiler:

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Spoiler:
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