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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    now I am a true nerd

    to youtube to post a video of the unboxing

    take that katana

    e: worst totp ever

    Naphtali on
    B.net: Naphtali#1830 | Steam | LoL/NNID: ElNaphtali | 3DS: 2852-8363-2374 | Wish List
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    I have a riddle.

    How do you get a baby into a jug?
    A blender

    How do you get it out?
    Doritos.

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    would you have also accepted ruffles, or fritos as an acceptable answer?

    B.net: Naphtali#1830 | Steam | LoL/NNID: ElNaphtali | 3DS: 2852-8363-2374 | Wish List
  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    What can run but cannot walk
    Has a mouth but never talks
    Has a bed but never sleeps
    Has a head but never weeps
    A river

  • riddleheroriddlehero Registered User
    edited December 2011
    He's starting to look! So you have till he finds it folks! Right now antimatter's riddle is my favorite. But she knows whom I am.
    Edit: As I post that, two more fantastic riddles are posted. Either godmode or Blake will be our winner.

    riddlehero on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient cap x bucky brotp 'til the end of the lineRegistered User regular
    Okay, here is the only other not super-easy one I could think of and find to make sure I remembered it correctly:

    Two children were confused about what day of the week it was, and so they stopped on the way to school to figure it out. "When the day after tomorrow is yesterday," said one to the other,
    "then 'today' will be as far from Sunday as that day was which was 'today' when the day before yesterday was tomorrow."

    What day of the week was it?

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    "Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    what kind of cheese is made backwards
    Edam

  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    What kind of portal isn't a door?
    A window

  • riddleheroriddlehero Registered User
    He found his gift! I'll decide shortly who's won.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient cap x bucky brotp 'til the end of the lineRegistered User regular
    Oops, the answer to mine is
    The children are going to Sunday school. The day after tomorrow is yesterday on Wednesday, which is three days away, and the day before yesterday was tomorrow on Thursday, which is also three days from Sunday.

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    "Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." HAIL SATAN
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Ahhh

    AHHHHHH


    AHHH


    No clue if this will post right or not but

    ahhhh

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    Abracadaniel on
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    if you have it, you want to share it, but if you share it, you don't have it. what is it
    a secret

    or perhaps, a secret identity

  • just bought my gifts for my satan, should arrive by christmas

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  • and "by christmas" I mean "a couple days before or like, christmas eve"

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    BATMAN AND STARMAN AND HELLBOY(MAN)

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I came up with one

    What is often cold but ruins chilling?
    sobriety

    Skull Man on
  • riddleheroriddlehero Registered User
    I've decided the winner is Blake, for his tasteful jokes, riddles. Check your pm's shortly.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Hooray!

    Thanks to <I know riddlehero's name and you do not, except if your are anti>!

    I'm not at home so I'll redeem the code after work.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I usually don't like Themed gifts

    but @Godmode absolutely killed it.

    And Naphtali, that strange metal is obviously Valyrian Steel

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    I have a riddle.

    How do you get a baby into a jug?
    A blender

    How do you get it out?
    Crazy straw

    Fixed it for you

  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    I usually don't like Themed gifts

    but @Godmode absolutely killed it.

    And Naphtali, that strange metal is obviously Valyrian Steel

    Honestly, it was going to be a WoW-themed gift, but I couldn't find a legit Frostmourne replica for under $1k, so I had to adapt...The idea was to put together the basic items an adventurer buys at the beginning of a DND campaign :P I actually considered throwing a length of hempen rope in there! There was also supposed to be 100 gold, but the way the bags were packaged, only 81 came... and Naphtali received 80 >_> I have NO IDEA where that extra went!

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    every day I come home to no gift I am a little sad

    because I an the greediest little shit alive

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    @godmode, that was excellently done, sir! I tip my hat to you!

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  • ZayZay Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    #pipe wrote:
    I usually don't like Themed gifts

    but @Godmode absolutely killed it.

    And Naphtali, that strange metal is obviously Valyrian Steel

    Honestly, it was going to be a WoW-themed gift, but I couldn't find a legit Frostmourne replica for under $1k, so I had to adapt...The idea was to put together the basic items an adventurer buys at the beginning of a DND campaign :P I actually considered throwing a length of hempen rope in there! There was also supposed to be 100 gold, but the way the bags were packaged, only 81 came... and Naphtali received 80 >_> I have NO IDEA where that extra went!

    It's still pretty badass, well done.

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  • SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    TLB it's me I'm your satan. I got you all the my little pony dolls you could want. (I'm not really your satan)

    SenorTacos on
  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    every day I come home to no gift I am a little sad

    because I an the greediest little shit alive

    Stop reading my diary

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

    3DS: 2251-4432-9039

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I will read all your diaries

    ALL OF THEM

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    Dear diary,
    I think I want to jerk off the lovely bastard.

  • MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Dear diary,
    I think I want to jerk off MrDoctorProfessor.

    You dont know me...
    But a man can dream.

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    Hey Satan!
    Post
    Amazon
    Steam
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Dear Dairy,

    You are delicious as ice cream and butter.

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Dear Diary
    Why are your pages stuck together ...

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • Goose!Goose! Registered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Dear Dairy,

    You are delicious as milk and cheese.

    3DS/Pokemon X FC - 0404-8078-8172
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    yes YES yessssss

    excellent

    keep going

    allllllllmost there

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Dear Diary
    flap flap flap

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    don't wank into your diary

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    I have a Satans gift for all of you: http://procatinator.com/?cat=36

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Dear diary.

    Why does tlb act like I don't exist!

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Dear Blakiary

    It's because you don't.

    Love diary.

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Plot twist.

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