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Je Veux Te [Chat]

Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered User regular
edited December 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
I was cooking! I can't make a delicious chat and a delicious stew.

Some frantic edits later:

Everybody's favourite guilty pleasure of a song that is in no way aimed at the teenage girl market.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y99UqvgCmE8
An understanding of French makes this track both better and worse at the same time. Here's somebody else's stab at translating the chorus
I want to see you
In a porno film
In action with your cock
Shape potatoes or fries
To find out
About your anatomy
About your cousin Teki
And your fetish gear

Cuizi, what is
Your favourite position?
Your Olympic performances
But you do nothing orgasmic
You are naked
Under your apron
Ready to draw your sword
But tough luck

You dream of a neon Hummer
Designed by Akroe
But you have no license
You always take the metro

It was actually a response to this (Cuizinier, the guy Yelle is singing to, is one of TTC)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hugl6XFSqHE
(Which is just awful)
Annoyingly, I can't find the music video for it.

Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    NO EXCUSES GOD DAMMIT

    PSN: Honkalot
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    BACK IN THE KITCHEN

    WHERE IS MY SAMMICH?

    PSN: Honkalot
  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    This is pretty bad, Mojo.

    A lesson to us all to have a preprepared [chat] sitting on the computer ready for such a situation.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2011
    Best BBC headline on Twitter.
    Three women, one in a wheelchair, have been spotted stealing an electric elf from a garden centre in south London.
    I only caught it because Echo retweeted it.

    Bogart on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Should've been cooking up a chat thread

    instead of pooping one out

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    The ToR early release is worse than the Holocaust.
    what about the borg holocaust
    Woah, now, nexus, that's inappropriate. Too soon, man, too soon.

    But speaking of things worse than the Holocaust... did you guys see that they made a movie about 9/11 starring Sandra Bullock?

    I suspect it is an effort to knock the Earth out of rotation by the sheer force of that many people spinning in their graves at the same time.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I am hungry for lunch!

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I accidentally only started the lights in the oven, then waited for 15 minutes before I noticed it was never going to get warm.

    What the hell good does it do me that there is a mode where only the lights turn on and not the heat? GTFO OUT OF HERE OVEN, I'M HUNGRY!

    PSN: Honkalot
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Ffffffff.

    Just got a drive by face full of ball-bearings from some dickhead teenagers.

    Not feeling shook, but am seriously pissed as hell. Wasn't fast enough to catch the licence plate either.

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Leitner wrote:
    Ffffffff.

    Just got a drive by face full of ball-bearings from some dickhead teenagers.

    Not feeling shook, but am seriously pissed as hell. Wasn't fast enough to catch the licence plate either.

    Wait, you mean these kids drove by and threw metal pellets at you?

    This is a thing that happens?

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Hope you're not hurt, Leitner.

    Is throwing ball-bearings at people from a car the new happy-slapping?

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I am hungry for lunch!

    While I am hungry for dinner!

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    My current guilty pleasure is Bayonetta, which is extra guilty because I am only playing it because the studio who made it is now working on one of my other guilty pleasures, Metal Gear.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    My current guilty pleasure is Bayonetta, which is extra guilty because I am only playing it because the studio who made it is now working on one of my other guilty pleasures, Metal Gear.

    Metal Gear?!

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    On the one hand, this canker sore on my tongue is probably one of the five most painful experiences of my life.

    On the other hand, I was down six pounds yesterday from Saturday, probably because I only ate about 600 calories and had two glasses of water. So, you know, silver linings.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    TL,DR wrote:
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?

    Happy slapping is attacking people and filming it. For teh [sic] "lulz".

  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    it's all water weight, than

    all of it

    :(

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    TL,DR wrote:
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?
    They're kids.

    If you weren't an asshole when you were their age, you were doing it wrong.

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Inquisitor wrote:
    My current guilty pleasure is Bayonetta, which is extra guilty because I am only playing it because the studio who made it is now working on one of my other guilty pleasures, Metal Gear.

    Bayonetta is an amazing game. And, at the same time, it is an atrocious piece of garbage. The fighting engine it the best I've ever seen, and the storyline, script and voice characterisation are the worst.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Leitner wrote:
    Ffffffff.

    Just got a drive by face full of ball-bearings from some dickhead teenagers.

    Not feeling shook, but am seriously pissed as hell. Wasn't fast enough to catch the licence plate either.

    Jesus fuck. You have called the police right?

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Thanatos, you should try paleo! 8->

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    TL,DR wrote:
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?

    we used to drive around neighborhoods and throw oranges at mailboxes :l

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    TL,DR wrote:
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?

    Go up to a stranger while your mates film you on a phone and slap them hard in the face. Maybe attack them full on as well. Voila: happy-slapping.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Bogart wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    My current guilty pleasure is Bayonetta, which is extra guilty because I am only playing it because the studio who made it is now working on one of my other guilty pleasures, Metal Gear.

    Bayonetta is an amazing game. And, at the same time, it is an atrocious piece of garbage. The fighting engine it the best I've ever seen, and the storyline, script and voice characterisation are the worst.

    Yeah, I can feel like my brain switching into low power mode during the cutscenes, which has lead to me dying at every single surprise quick time event I swear. :(

    Inquisitor on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    TL,DR wrote:
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?
    They're kids.

    If you weren't an asshole when you were their age, you were doing it wrong.

    Well yeah but I just listened to loud terrible music and dressed like a retard and got into drugs.

    I've never heard of straight up assaulting strangers unless it was one of those gang-related urban legends.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Daxon wrote:
    it's all water weight, than

    all of it

    :(
    Oh, I'm fully aware. A canker sore has no business hurting this fucking much, though. I get the things all the time, but having one on the tongue is an entirely new category of complete fucking bullshit. Goddamn fucking dentist.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    kids are dicks man

    some kids are way bigger and crueler dicks than other kids :/

    sorry leitner

  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    TL,DR wrote:
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?

    we used to drive around neighborhoods and throw oranges at mailboxes :l

    The kids in our neighborhood used to smash mailboxes with baseball bats. Then we put a cinderblock in ours. But not before the guy at the end of the street added enough brickwork to his that it looked like a pizza oven.

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    TL,DR wrote:
    Happy-what?

    What the hell is wrong with kids?

    we used to drive around neighborhoods and throw oranges at mailboxes :l

    Yeah, see, this is more what I'd expect. Maybe blowing up a toilet or smashing a mailbox or TP-ing someone's house.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    also we used to do a lot of drive by mooning

    especially at red lights where people couldn't get away, or when they'd be coming out of grocery stores

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    You might as well skip every cutscene you can, Inq. They are not worth it.

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Leitner wrote:
    Ffffffff.

    Just got a drive by face full of ball-bearings from some dickhead teenagers.

    Not feeling shook, but am seriously pissed as hell. Wasn't fast enough to catch the licence plate either.

    Grr

    Also, and I mean this in the least gynophobic way possible: doing something like shouting / throwing stuff / etc. from a car at a pedestrian is the definition of being an utter pussy.

    Just, really? Get out of the car, walk up to someone and flick a ball bearing in their face and then let's see how it plays out.

    The world is full of pathetic cowards who can't even be bullies right. Lame.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    The ToR early release is worse than the Holocaust.
    what about the borg holocaust
    Woah, now, nexus, that's inappropriate. Too soon, man, too soon.

    But speaking of things worse than the Holocaust... did you guys see that they made a movie about 9/11 starring Sandra Bullock?

    I suspect it is an effort to knock the Earth out of rotation by the sheer force of that many people spinning in their graves at the same time.
    ACTUALLY THE ROTATIONAL MOTION OF .....

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    @All. Yeah perfectly unhurt.
    Mojo_Jojo wrote:
    Jesus fuck. You have called the police right?

    There was actually a cop two minutes down the road, so I gave him a heads up.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i mean randomly assaulting strangers is a very common thing tim

    i'm surprised you haven't encountered this in your shithole city :3

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    when I get canker sores i rub salt on them. Kills any feeling

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    desc wrote:
    Leitner wrote:
    Ffffffff.

    Just got a drive by face full of ball-bearings from some dickhead teenagers.

    Not feeling shook, but am seriously pissed as hell. Wasn't fast enough to catch the licence plate either.

    Grr

    Also, and I mean this in the least gynophobic way possible: doing something like shouting / throwing stuff / etc. from a car at a pedestrian is the definition of being an utter pussy.

    Just, really? Get out of the car, walk up to someone and flick a ball bearing in their face and then let's see how it plays out.

    The world is full of pathetic cowards who can't even be bullies right. Lame.
    using the word pussy kind of negates the preface
    lol

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    My current guilty pleasure is Bayonetta, which is extra guilty because I am only playing it because the studio who made it is now working on one of my other guilty pleasures, Metal Gear.

    I plan to pick that up when I'm back in the UK. Actually, I shall inform my parents that if they could find me a copy then that would make an excellent gift for me.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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