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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    I am suddenly somewhat worried about the status of my parcel.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    what... what has arrived???

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    mystery box. the box is a mystery. we must find answers. where are answers???

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    knife. knife will guide us. knife knows the way. what are knife's intentions??????? still no answers

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    festive colors denote truth in mystery. we will find mysterious things now

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    where does mystery come from?

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    headgear speaks truths, blocks lies. we can hear answer now

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    we're closer. too close. mysteries are not truths. we must draw truths as mysteries

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    ????????
    Spoiler:

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    haha wooahhhh noise cancelling is weird

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  • ToxTox I kill threads All around me familiar facesRegistered User regular
    A friend of mine got one of those 1-Up mushrooms.

    He keeps his weed in it.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    A friend of mine got one of those 1-Up mushrooms.

    He keeps his weed in it.

    ... well now i know what i'm using mine for

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    I used a Star for that once

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    Staleghoti wrote:
    I used a Star for that once

    you don't say

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    gettin' high on star dust

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  • MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    I should be getting my Satanee's presents out tomorrow! Yay! I bought the most ridiculous "trying to speak in teen speak to sound cool" christmas card to go along with it. I cant wait!

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    Hey Satan!
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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    Pipe, you have wounded me for the last time.

    Prepare for battle.

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  • DHS OdiumDHS Odium Registered User regular
    You're welcome Vann Diras! While there is no note, there's an identifier on the box.

    Wii U: DHS-Odium // Live: DHS Odium // PSN: DHSOdium // Steam: dhsykes // 3DS: 0318-6615-5294
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    It's his shorn pubic hair

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    dan quit spoiling my gift ideas

    now i need to start all over

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    DHS Odium wrote:
    You're welcome Vann Diras! While there is no note, there's an identifier on the box.

    oh hoooooo i see it now

    clever

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    DHS Odium wrote:
    You're welcome Vann Diras! While there is no note, there's an identifier on the box.

    oh hoooooo i see it now

    clever

    go on

    they alive dammit it's a miracle
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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Was it sent by...DHS?

    (never mind, was thinking of DHL)

    godmode on
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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Was it sent by...DHS?

    (never mind, was thinking of DHL)

    I'm sure the Department of Homeland Security had its way with the package though.

    :winky:

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  • dougyfreshdougyfresh Registered User regular
    Just wanted to put a quick post up to let my satan know my gift arrived! I will post the grand unboxing photos once I have a little spare time, even though they are crappy cell phone pics! Thank you so much Digeridoo, the gifts were fantastic and you have impeccable taste in movies and tv and awesome man eating plant-life!

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    HEY! @neville! Check your PMs!

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    Tell me if you see screw ups:
    Spoiler:

    ThreeCubed on
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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    It is hard to resist opening these gifts.

    Must fight urge.

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    @Margarazzi, maybe just add my video in as a second link for sarukun's gift? :) (You're doing an awesome job keeping track of this stuff, by the way)

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  • MatevMatev Benjamin Warsaw, Action Six News! It's Benji.......like the dogRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Satan, from the bottom of the black shriveled thing that passes for my heart these days, thank you.... T_T
    Spoiler:

    My body is ready Satan, give me your best shot.

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Spoiler:
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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Gotham Central is so good

    enjoy it

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  • MatevMatev Benjamin Warsaw, Action Six News! It's Benji.......like the dogRegistered User regular
    I am. Oh god I am

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Spoiler:
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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    I've never heard of those, but I am intrigued. Are they graphic novels or wordy novels?

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Graphic novels

    It's a stupidly great series

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Hrm. Does the series require any familiarity with the comics aside from Batman fights crime?

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    No, it is entirely self contained. Batman only even shows up like three times, the series focuses on Gotham police officers trying to do their job with all these psychos and batman running around

    Dealing with supervillains, corruption in the force, etc

    It is really good

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
    Ten wrote: »
    @Margarazzi, maybe just add my video in as a second link for sarukun's gift? :) (You're doing an awesome job keeping track of this stuff, by the way)

    @Ten whoops, done! I was so busy bouncing along to the song that I forgot to add it to the list!! (And thanks.)

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    No, it is entirely self contained. Batman only even shows up like three times, the series focuses on Gotham police officers trying to do their job with all these psychos and batman running around

    Dealing with supervillains, corruption in the force, etc

    It is really good

    That does sound good...

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Speicher, GermanyRegistered User regular
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    So I got "something" in the mail:
    Spoiler:

    XBL: Mega Spooky // 3DS: 3797-6276-7138
    Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    i sent my ss a gift via email but they have not redeemed it and it's been over a week
    i am worried

    in addition, i have not yet received a gift myself -- so, dear satan, please know that i will be far away from home from dec 22 - jan 2

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
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    So I got "something" in the mail:
    Spoiler:

    As termed on their site, that is an "urban scarf"

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Speaking of SomethingStore, @End do you have a tracking number for the thing you ordered from them? Cause I haven't gotten any notice of another delivery, and I thought you had said Tuesday. Just wanna know if I gotta go light somebody up for attempted gift theft.

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    so i went to the sex shop tonight. Because my satanee seemed so eager about NSFW gifts. I was very much accosted by the older man working the shop. He really wanted me to buy all kinds of creative gifts for you, satanee.

    I didn't get you any of that stuff because it wasnt on your wishlist and I would feel super awkward about buying a japanese love doll for someone I have never met, and the more I think about it the more disappointed I am with your gift (i promise this is only a small portion of your gift). but,
    I just wanted to let you know I was thinking of you.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited December 2011
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    So I got "something" in the mail:
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    How bizarre! But that scarf is heaps lovely.

    Do you perhaps have your old address listed on a wishlist, like Amazon?

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    so i went to the sex shop tonight. Because my satanee seemed so eager about NSFW gifts. I was very much accosted by the older man working the shop. He really wanted me to buy all kinds of creative gifts for you, satanee.

    I didn't get you any of that stuff because it wasnt on your wishlist and I would feel super awkward about buying a japanese love doll for someone I have never met, and the more I think about it the more disappointed I am with your gift (i promise this is only a small portion of your gift). but,
    I just wanted to let you know I was thinking of you.

    Please tell me this is where the present that's currently in the back seat of the car came from.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    Vermi got his Satanee a fleshlight and a photo of Yoda

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    There's no fleshlight with Yoda's skin yet?

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