Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

Rolo · December 2011

I am suddenly somewhat worried about the status of my parcel.

Vann Diras · December 2011

what... what has arrived???

mystery box. the box is a mystery. we must find answers. where are answers???

knife. knife will guide us. knife knows the way. what are knife's intentions??????? still no answers

festive colors denote truth in mystery. we will find mysterious things now

where does mystery come from?

headgear speaks truths, blocks lies. we can hear answer now

we're closer. too close. mysteries are not truths. we must draw truths as mysteries

????????

Spoiler:

Vann Diras · December 2011

haha wooahhhh noise cancelling is weird

Tox · December 2011

A friend of mine got one of those 1-Up mushrooms.

He keeps his weed in it.

Vann Diras · December 2011

Tox wrote:

A friend of mine got one of those 1-Up mushrooms.

He keeps his weed in it.

... well now i know what i'm using mine for

Staleghoti · December 2011

I used a Star for that once

Naphtali · December 2011

Staleghoti wrote:

I used a Star for that once

you don't say

Vann Diras · December 2011

gettin' high on star dust

MrDoctorProfessor · December 2011

I should be getting my Satanee's presents out tomorrow! Yay! I bought the most ridiculous "trying to speak in teen speak to sound cool" christmas card to go along with it. I cant wait!

Zonugal · December 2011

Pipe, you have wounded me for the last time.

Prepare for battle.

DHS Odium · December 2011

You're welcome Vann Diras! While there is no note, there's an identifier on the box.

Abracadaniel · December 2011

It's his shorn pubic hair

Squall · December 2011

dan quit spoiling my gift ideas

now i need to start all over

Vann Diras · December 2011

DHS Odium wrote:

You're welcome Vann Diras! While there is no note, there's an identifier on the box.

oh hoooooo i see it now

clever

End · December 2011

Vann Diras wrote: »

DHS Odium wrote:

You're welcome Vann Diras! While there is no note, there's an identifier on the box.

oh hoooooo i see it now

clever

go on

godmode · December 2011

Was it sent by...DHS?

(never mind, was thinking of DHL)

Naphtali · December 2011

godmode wrote:

Was it sent by...DHS?

(never mind, was thinking of DHL)

I'm sure the Department of Homeland Security had its way with the package though.

:winky:

dougyfresh · December 2011

Just wanted to put a quick post up to let my satan know my gift arrived! I will post the grand unboxing photos once I have a little spare time, even though they are crappy cell phone pics! Thank you so much Digeridoo, the gifts were fantastic and you have impeccable taste in movies and tv and awesome man eating plant-life!

Romanian My Escutcheon · December 2011

HEY! @neville! Check your PMs!

ThreeCubed · December 2011

Tell me if you see screw ups:

Spoiler:

Isoldae · December 2011

It is hard to resist opening these gifts.

Must fight urge.

Ten · December 2011

@Margarazzi, maybe just add my video in as a second link for sarukun's gift?

(You're doing an awesome job keeping track of this stuff, by the way)

Matev · December 2011

Satan, from the bottom of the black shriveled thing that passes for my heart these days, thank you.... T_T

Spoiler:

My body is ready Satan, give me your best shot.

Keith · December 2011

Gotham Central is so good

enjoy it

Matev · December 2011

I am. Oh god I am

godmode · December 2011

I've never heard of those, but I am intrigued. Are they graphic novels or wordy novels?

Vann Diras · December 2011

Graphic novels

It's a stupidly great series

godmode · December 2011

Hrm. Does the series require any familiarity with the comics aside from Batman fights crime?

Vann Diras · December 2011

No, it is entirely self contained. Batman only even shows up like three times, the series focuses on Gotham police officers trying to do their job with all these psychos and batman running around

Dealing with supervillains, corruption in the force, etc

It is really good

ThreeCubed · December 2011

Ten wrote: »

@Margarazzi, maybe just add my video in as a second link for sarukun's gift? (You're doing an awesome job keeping track of this stuff, by the way)

@Ten whoops, done! I was so busy bouncing along to the song that I forgot to add it to the list!! (And thanks.)

chrishallett83 · December 2011

Vann Diras wrote: »

No, it is entirely self contained. Batman only even shows up like three times, the series focuses on Gotham police officers trying to do their job with all these psychos and batman running around

Dealing with supervillains, corruption in the force, etc

It is really good

That does sound good...

spookymuffin · December 2011

So I got "something" in the mail:

Spoiler:

mully · December 2011

i sent my ss a gift via email but they have not redeemed it and it's been over a week
i am worried

in addition, i have not yet received a gift myself -- so, dear satan, please know that i will be far away from home from dec 22 - jan 2

godmode · December 2011

spookymuffin wrote:

So I got "something" in the mail:

Spoiler:

I got this! It's from Something Store!

It has a note, which tells of more somethings to come!

Seems to be a scarf? I am bad at these things.

It's neat though, and I'll be using it as a scarf in the cold winter to come.

Also, it seems to have been sent to my old address (from a year ago), and was forwarded to me. I checked the email that I sent to sign up for Secret Satan, and I sent the correctly updated address. How did you get ahold of my old one? >.>

As termed on their site, that is an "urban scarf"

godmode · December 2011

Speaking of SomethingStore, @End do you have a tracking number for the thing you ordered from them? Cause I haven't gotten any notice of another delivery, and I thought you had said Tuesday. Just wanna know if I gotta go light somebody up for attempted gift theft.

vermiculture · December 2011

so i went to the sex shop tonight. Because my satanee seemed so eager about NSFW gifts. I was very much accosted by the older man working the shop. He really wanted me to buy all kinds of creative gifts for you, satanee.

I didn't get you any of that stuff because it wasnt on your wishlist and I would feel super awkward about buying a japanese love doll for someone I have never met, and the more I think about it the more disappointed I am with your gift (i promise this is only a small portion of your gift). but,
I just wanted to let you know I was thinking of you.

ThreeCubed · December 2011

spookymuffin wrote: »

So I got "something" in the mail:

Spoiler:

I got this! It's from Something Store!

It has a note, which tells of more somethings to come!

Seems to be a scarf? I am bad at these things.

It's neat though, and I'll be using it as a scarf in the cold winter to come.

Also, it seems to have been sent to my old address (from a year ago), and was forwarded to me. I checked the email that I sent to sign up for Secret Satan, and I sent the correctly updated address. How did you get ahold of my old one? >.>

How bizarre! But that scarf is heaps lovely.

Do you perhaps have your old address listed on a wishlist, like Amazon?

ThreeCubed · December 2011

vermiculture wrote: »

so i went to the sex shop tonight. Because my satanee seemed so eager about NSFW gifts. I was very much accosted by the older man working the shop. He really wanted me to buy all kinds of creative gifts for you, satanee.

I didn't get you any of that stuff because it wasnt on your wishlist and I would feel super awkward about buying a japanese love doll for someone I have never met, and the more I think about it the more disappointed I am with your gift (i promise this is only a small portion of your gift). but,
I just wanted to let you know I was thinking of you.

Please tell me this is where the present that's currently in the back seat of the car came from.

Moriveth · December 2011

Vermi got his Satanee a fleshlight and a photo of Yoda

godmode · December 2011

There's no fleshlight with Yoda's skin yet?

Penny Arcade

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