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Skyrim - Dr. Dovahkiin or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Hagraven

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    The final battle with Alduin looks so awesome with the orc bloodlust aura.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    the description for slow time shout is the best

    "Shout at time, and command it to obey, as the world around you stands still."

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  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Found an Ancient Nord helmet last night - that's a pretty boss-looking piece of kit.

    Iron Weasel on
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    The Division, Warframe (XB1)
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    yesterday i fought my first elder dragon

    as i fired an arrow that took him down to a sliver of health he went into the instant kill animation

    the aftershock damage from my enchanted bow caused him to crumple as soon as he spit me out in a broken heap

    we both die here, beast

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    yeah, I found a pair of Ancient Nord boots near a ruin

    immediately replaced my steel boots with them

    because dang those are cool looking.

  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Squall wrote:
    yesterday i fought my first elder dragon

    as i fired an arrow that took him down to a sliver of health he went into the instant kill animation

    the aftershock damage from my enchanted bow caused him to crumple as soon as he spit me out in a broken heap

    we both die here, beast
    This is a good story.

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    The Division, Warframe (XB1)
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i found the creepy ghostfucking necromancer cave that mully described

    it was creepy

    there were ghostly fucktoys

  • SASA Registered User regular
    The thing about ancient nord stuff is that it's heavy as fuck.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    the thing I learned about ancient nord stuff is that the only thing worth picking up is the arrows

  • Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    I think the Ice Form is my favorite shout, and I only have one word of it.

    Encasing every enemy in front of me in ice and causing them to fall over like a toppled statue, and take continuous damage while frozen, as I line up the killing headshot is

    SO

    satisfying

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i killed an ice bear and paralysis procced just as it died so now i have an ice bear statue

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    should have just let him have the horse

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    but free horse...!!!

    (which got mauled by a sabrecat 15 minutes later)

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I intimidated him into giving me the horse

    and then ran into a black briar thug beating the hell out of him

    and I just stood there

    and watched.

  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    I love

    Louis Letrush

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  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote:
    the thing I learned about ancient nord stuff is that the only thing worth picking up is the arrows

    Rotting and moldering arrows do more damage because of diseases.

  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote:
    should have just let him have the horse
    I let him keep the horse, but he nevertheless appeared outside Whiterun, sunk into the gorund up to his waist, where he has remained for the last 20+ levels. I try to avoid the Whiterun Stables now, because I fear what Louis may have become.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I go through horses in this game like I go through cars in SR3.

    Also, I had a fucking GLORIOUS moment in Markarth. So, I reached the point in
    the main quest there where the guards are about to arrest you, and chose to resist arrest
    so I was being chased by guard after pissed off guard. I ran to the top of the spire in the center of town, where the guard tower was, and found myself face to face with about ten of the guards, all near the edge of the cliff...

    Fus roh dah, motherfucker

    The market below was littered with the corpses of my foes, who mere minutes ago had fallen from the sky like a heavy, chainmail clad rain.

    Wallhitter on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    heavy (chainmail clad) rain

    press x to Fus

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    My first order of business as Harbinger was to murder the shit out of that Talos priest who never shuts the fuck up. Nazeem has also been eaten and hence gone to the big Cloud District in the sky.
    Oh, what am I saying? Of course he hasn't.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    standing ovation

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I love that Talos priest. Dude should be hoarse by now but he's still going strong

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Man, Heimskr's great. Eff the haters. Wish I could have him as a companion. All praising Talos while murdering scores of Thalmor. Spreading the gospel.

    Dux on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    acceptable

  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2011
    Mysst wrote:
    I love that Talos priest. Dude should be hoarse by now but he's still going strong

    This is my opinion of the man:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xE4uzGaQDQg

    A duck! on
  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    you're all WORMS before TALOS

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Butler wrote:
    My first order of business as Harbinger was to murder the shit out of that Talos priest who never shuts the fuck up. Nazeem has also been eaten and hence gone to the big Cloud District in the sky.
    Oh, what am I saying? Of course he hasn't.

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote:
    You're all but Maggots writhing in the filth of your own Corruption

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    man, why do all the elves look so surly

    I mean dunmer and altmer I can see being hella surly

    but wood elves struck me as a generally happier sort
    cavorting through the trees, frolicking with the animals, engaging in ritual cannibalism, and so forth

    Dichotomy on
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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote:
    heavy (chainmail clad) rain

    press x to Fus
    I'd play it.

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    man, why do all the elves look so surly

    I mean dunmer and altmer I can see being hella surly

    but wood elves struck me as a generally happier sort
    cavorting through the trees, frolicking with the animals, engaging in ritual cannibalism, and so forth

    too many nord bros making boner elves jokes

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    my female bosmer sneakthief

    well i tried to give her a jolly, winsome expression but she always ended up looking dour

    so i made her a vampire and stuck krosis on her face and now i have a weird dragonpriest visage

    Beasteh on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    there needs to be a mod that adds huge grin mode.

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    bring back the adoring fans ear to ear death rictus

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    Beasteh on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    the dragons should have it too. (plus the hair and dialogue)

    just turn all the dragon shouts into his dialogue.

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    there should be a happiness slider along with the weight slider

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    can external game conditions impact the happiness slider? this is important.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Beasteh wrote:

    That's at least a somewhat common bug because it happened to me too.

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