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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Hopefully then it's a green fleshlight. Do they even make those?

    *GIS*

    Yup.

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Speicher, GermanyRegistered User regular
    Margarazzi wrote:
    Do you perhaps have your old address listed on a wishlist, like Amazon?

    Not that I can think of. I updated every address when I got to my new one. Just double checked to make sure. Interesting...

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    They make some bizarre looking fleshlights

    who would actually fuck the Frankenstein's Monster one

    or the cyborg

    or the Avatar-themed one

  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Don't tell me I'm the only one who's watched the Avatar hentai.

  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    Vermi got his Satanee a fleshlight and a photo of Yoda

    see that was the problem. At this store, there was no funny middle ground. It was either the very expensive 'ok this makes me a little uncomfortable buying a stranger' things or lame things. OH WELL!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    it's only uncomfortable if you ask about the return policy

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    That's the thing with sex toys/novelties, I think

    not really any room for 'this is a joke but it's still functional and not too expensive so you don't think I'm serious about you using it'

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    "cake toppers"

    Oh, Texas. :rotate:

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Speaking of SomethingStore, @End do you have a tracking number for the thing you ordered from them? Cause I haven't gotten any notice of another delivery, and I thought you had said Tuesday. Just wanna know if I gotta go light somebody up for attempted gift theft.

    nope
    no idea when you'll get it
    or even if you'll get it

    it's a mystery

    I saw its soul, envied its pride, but needed nothing it had
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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Hmmm guess I'll keep bugging the front desk, then. I'll keep you posted!

  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    mully wrote:
    i sent my ss a gift via email but they have not redeemed it and it's been over a week
    i am worried

    in addition, i have not yet received a gift myself -- so, dear satan, please know that i will be far away from home from dec 22 - jan 2

    Have you had someone anonomusly contact them telling them to check their e-mail?

    It might have been regulated to the spam folder.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    for real if I had money

    everyone would get a clone a willy with a giant card simply reading

    GO, FUCK YOURSELF

  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    Hey Satanee

    Due to me being terribly jewish and forgetting what date Christmas is, only 1, maaaaaybe 2 of the gifts I got you will arrive there on time. The other one I had shipped to me to add some extra stuff to it still hasn't arrived. But don't fret! These gifts will be totally worth the wait.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    for real if I had money

    everyone would get a clone a willy with a giant card simply reading

    GO, FUCK YOURSELF

    Is the clone a willy for our own boner or do you clone yours

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    They make some bizarre looking fleshlights

    who would actually fuck the Frankenstein's Monster one

    or the cyborg

    or the Avatar-themed one

    Oh god there's a Tali one.

    (Looks like a photoshop job, but just the implications that someone out there wants one....)

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    for real if I had money

    everyone would get a clone a willy with a giant card simply reading

    GO, FUCK YOURSELF

    Is the clone a willy for our own boner or do you clone yours

    it is for your own boner, so you can indeed go and fuck yourself

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Moriveth wrote: »
    They make some bizarre looking fleshlights

    who would actually fuck the Frankenstein's Monster one

    or the cyborg

    or the Avatar-themed one

    Oh god there's a Tali one.

    (Looks like a photoshop job, but just the implications that someone out there wants one....)

    Are you kidding me? You're surprised?

    There was an entire thread on the bioware forums dedicated to wondering what her sweat would smell and taste like.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    wh...what

    is that true

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." DON'T FREAK OUT HAIL SATAN
  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    wh...what

    is that true

    Indeed! There were several screencaps somewhere in the "Journey to the center of the internet" thread.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    D: D:

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." DON'T FREAK OUT HAIL SATAN
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Talimancers; Ruining Tali's romance arc for sane people since 2010.

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  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    They make some bizarre looking fleshlights

    who would actually fuck the Frankenstein's Monster one

    or the cyborg

    or the Avatar-themed one
    holy crap they've stolen my idea except in reverse

    i wanted to make "monster" dildos, aka monster themed, not monster huge

  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Legba wrote:
    Moriveth wrote: »
    They make some bizarre looking fleshlights

    who would actually fuck the Frankenstein's Monster one

    or the cyborg

    or the Avatar-themed one

    Oh god there's a Tali one.

    (Looks like a photoshop job, but just the implications that someone out there wants one....)

    Are you kidding me? You're surprised?

    There was an entire thread on the bioware forums dedicated to wondering what her sweat would smell and taste like.

    I'm not surprised so much as put off.

    Legba on
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Hey Legba how'd it ever work out with that artist girl that drew you naked

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    BEAST! wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    They make some bizarre looking fleshlights

    who would actually fuck the Frankenstein's Monster one

    or the cyborg

    or the Avatar-themed one
    holy crap they've stolen my idea except in reverse

    i wanted to make "monster" dildos, aka monster themed, not monster huge

    I think they probably make those too.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    BEAST! wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    They make some bizarre looking fleshlights

    who would actually fuck the Frankenstein's Monster one

    or the cyborg

    or the Avatar-themed one
    holy crap they've stolen my idea except in reverse

    i wanted to make "monster" dildos, aka monster themed, not monster huge

    yeah uh fleshlight sells fleshlights and dildos in those themes

  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Hey Legba how'd it ever work out with that artist girl that drew you naked

    Ah, we talked a few times and I've posed for her class a couple of times since then but we never went out.

  • MrDoctorProfessorMrDoctorProfessor Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    BEAST! wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    They make some bizarre looking fleshlights

    who would actually fuck the Frankenstein's Monster one

    or the cyborg

    or the Avatar-themed one
    holy crap they've stolen my idea except in reverse

    i wanted to make "monster" dildos, aka monster themed, not monster huge

    I think they probably make those too.

    Around halloween there was a Frankenstien dong, a Dracula dong, and zombie dong. Im at work so I cant try to find where they were, but it was a thing.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Keith wrote: »
    Hey Legba how'd it ever work out with that artist girl that drew you naked

    Ah, we talked a few times and I've posed for her class a couple of times since then but we never went out.

    Aw man

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    Nah, it's cool. I got a real boost from asking her out in the first place, and since then I've been so busy that dating hasn't really been on my radar at all. The couple of times when we managed to fit something into our schedules, something's always come up and it never happened.

    Still feel pretty good about asking her out, though. :D

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Registered User regular
    Talimancy should be among the banned dark arts.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    If my Satan is reading this, I was just at the post office today and there were people there giving them slips to pick up packages not left at their houses. I don't see why they would do that with my parents' house, but just in case you've sent something (or when you do send something) and I haven't said anything, there's a chance that could have happened and someone at my parents' house didn't notice a slip. If it's ever more than a day or two after it says I should have received something just have someone contact me and I can track it down

    No hurries, though

    Keith on
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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Keith wrote: »
    If my Satan is reading this, where the fuck are my presents?

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    No!!

    Just people are posting that they don't know if their Satanees got their stuff! I'm letting any of them know that if they're talking about me, I haven't!

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Ludicolo Ludicolo Ludicolo Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    If my Satan is reading this, Send Keith A Message.

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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    That's how it works here. I'll get a letter in the post and then I'll have an agonizing night without sleep before I can pick up my gifts from the post office.

    Legba on
  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Isoldae wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    If my Satan is reading this, Send Keith A Message.

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Ludicolo Ludicolo Ludicolo Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    After an awful day of driving home from my college dorm and having my tire blow out on the highway I come home to see a present from my Satan.
    Spoiler:
    It was at this point I consulted the Secret Satan’s thread to see if I should wait for all three boxes or open what I had now. In the end I flipped a coin and the coin told me to wait until all three packages showed up.
    [2 days later]
    I have won over the urge to open the gifts and have decided that I will be able to wait until all three packages show up. That is until the doorbell rings and it is the mailman with another package, at this point I can’t resist myself and I tear into the box immediately. I, unlike everyone else, go for the big package first.
    Spoiler:
    Now for all the other boxes in the package that showed up first.
    Spoiler:
    This is amazing, all of these things are perfect. You are the best Satan ever @Bogey. I am almost 100% sure you are my Satan, but if you aren’t this is going to be embarrassing.

    Isoldae on
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  • UsagiUsagi Feminazgul ~*special snowflake*~Registered User regular
    Noice!

    Jormungandr? Damn near killed 'er!
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
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