okay, homps
i'm givin ya the business
someone asked if they could make a new thread, and i was about to say no
until i hit upon a typically brilliant solution.
you are free to moan about how you will be forever alone, but all complaining posts MUST end with a plan of action on how you're going to tackle some small aspect of the problem.
Okay?
You aren't allowed to tackle the whole thing, you aren't allowed to tackle none of it, you gotta pick a part of the problem and figure out some way to remove it from consideration.
If you don't do this, I will have fun at you.
And the things I consider fun are stunningly boring by any right-thinking person's point of view.
if anyone makes a sob story post and doesn't say anything positive in it, or says something 'i would plan but it's hopeless' then PM me. nothing is hopeless. you always have at least something tiny you can do.
now go find life partners.
Posts
date me
I want to perish, surrounded by nobody save for my closet robotic live-in care providers
tough, go post in the livejournal thread
Then a bunch of cute girls into the same stuff as me messaged me
That was frustrating!
But now I've got a cool girlfriend with a rockin' ass so who gives
Plan of action: Get money, then get power, then get women.
but
in order to comply with the rules
I have a plan!
I'm going to shoot myself with a gun
But I still plan to gather all the dragon balls and wish for immortality.
Plan: Doing the Insanity program so I at least feel better about being undesirable.
yo this is me+my post
I'm pretty mad hare princess was deposed too
You're desirable!! No homo
sup
like a nice short barrel magnum?
the thing that worries me is that my room is really dirty and someone else would have to clean it up
Thanks, Keith. Now please convince all the single ladies.
The problem is that she is practically engaged to another guy. I have pretty unorthodox views on relationships, so this doesn't bother me in and of itself, but we care deeply enough about each other that the doomed nature of our relationship has become less novel and romantic, and more annoying and sad.
And this is a pattern with me. Of my last four relationships, two have lived outside of the country, one was so mentally unstable as to preclude any hope of cohabitation (let alone marriage or kids), and one is the girl mentioned above. I suppose I avoid truly long-term relationships by only seeing women that logistics or lifestyle makes it difficult to remain attached to.
File this as "general dating", as opposed to "OKC".
Plan of action: Stop getting involved with women who are ultimately not available.
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let me see if I still have your address
uhhh
uplifting!
monroe
don't try and rules lawyer this shit
do you want to see what i'm reading for fun while i eat my pizza
do you
douse yourself in gasoline so the spark from the shot also immolates your corpse+room
boom
problem solver
yeah I guess
what you got?
my plan is to masturbate before I go to bed and then problem wallow in my immense self loathing
Plan of action: Probably going to try meeting some girls outside of the internet (gasp!).
Readers Digest
You can put a ring on me
we're gonna ruin this thread
:whistle: just the two of us :whistle:
Look I'm not seeing a problem here
Nu sculon herigean heofonrices weard,
meotodes meahte and his modgeþanc
weorc wuldorfæder, swa he wundra gehwæs
ece drihten, or onstealde.
He ærest sceop eorðan bearnum
heofon to hrofe, halig scyppend;
þa middangeard moncynnes weard
ece drihten, æfter teode
firum foldan, frea ælmihtig
Neither Pennsylvania nor Virginia approve of our love!
So basically I'm not seeing a problem with this either.
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Are you jerking off
haven't in a while
I am just too lazy and content
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But then I will be the fat guy at the gym and I can't reconcile that so I just don't go
We'll turn their worlds upside down
NOW YOU HAVE TO TELL US YOUR PLAN
Move to Australia?