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Zorg.

Indie WinterIndie Winter die KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
edited December 2011 in Social Entropy++
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Zorg.

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Fifth Element thread.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    also Bruce Willis/Action Movie thread I guess

    but mainly Fifth Element.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    greenest thread

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    supergreen

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    multipass

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Dumbest villain ever. Gary Oldman deserved better.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    You're a monster, Zorg...

  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Dumbest villain ever. Gary Oldman deserved better.

    Disagree.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Dumbest villain ever. Gary Oldman deserved better.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuONuafxwk

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    You still prefer your cat to the real thing?

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    msuitepyon wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Dumbest villain ever. Gary Oldman deserved better.

    Disagree.

    He was willing to help destroy the universe, for what?

    Money?

    What was he going to do with that money once everything was destroyed?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    don't push the little red button
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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    Chi-can

    Chi-can gooood

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Dumbest villain ever. Gary Oldman deserved better.

    Disagree.

    He was willing to help destroy the universe, for what?

    Money?

    What was he going to do with that money once everything was destroyed?

    He was too blinded by greed to realize his actions would result in the destruction of the universe. He was only supposed to get the stones.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    AZIZ

    LIGHT

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I've never really understood Zorg's motivations, although I've watched the movie four times.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Tox wrote:
    Dumbest villain ever. Gary Oldman deserved better.

    What

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    Sir, are you classified as human?

    No, I am a meat popsicle.

  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    I've never really understood Zorg's motivations, although I've watched the movie four times.

    The complete and unscrupulous gaining of wealth through any means possible.

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    You are fired! :D

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    i like to think the Fifth Element and Captain Planet share the same Universe

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  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    Where did you learn to negotiate like that?

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    msuitepyon wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    msuitepyon wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Dumbest villain ever. Gary Oldman deserved better.

    Disagree.

    He was willing to help destroy the universe, for what?

    Money?

    What was he going to do with that money once everything was destroyed?

    He was too blinded by greed to realize his actions would result in the destruction of the universe. He was only supposed to get the stones.

    Hmm. This is acceptable. It's a pretty glaring flaw, but acceptable, although the movie hints that he believes he has other motivations.

    http://www.cracked.com/article_19498_the-5-most-needlessly-evil-movie-villain-strategies_p2.html

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    Dumbest villain ever. Gary Oldman deserved better.

    What

    Alternately:

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    korben my man I ain't got no fiah

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    Lars wrote:
    Where did you learn to negotiate like that?

    I wonder...

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    NOT ONE OR TWO OR THREE

    FOUR!

    look at me

    four stones
    four crates

    ZERO STONES?
    ZERO CRATES!!!!

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    I've never really understood Zorg's motivations, although I've watched the movie four times.

    I think it is implied that he is being compelled to get the stones, via the scene where he starts bleeding from talking with the disembodied voice

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    msuitepyon wrote:
    I've never really understood Zorg's motivations, although I've watched the movie four times.

    The complete and unscrupulous gaining of wealth through any means possible.

    He actually says in the movie that he wants to create "destruction, disorder and chaos".

  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    you have one point left on your license

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The ZF-1

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    It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier. One shot, and Replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies: rocket launcher, arrow launcher with explosive or poisonous gas heads (very practical), Zorg’s famous net launcher, the always efficient flamethrower (my favorite), and for the grand finale, the all-new ice cube system.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    I posit that Zorg never knew the significance of the stones. He was only promised payment (and I would assume that means a lot of space doubloons) by "Mr. Shadow" to deliver the stones--hence his zeal to get them at any cost.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Also, when I made this thread a couple years ago, my thread title was way better.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    msuitepyon wrote:
    I've never really understood Zorg's motivations, although I've watched the movie four times.

    The complete and unscrupulous gaining of wealth through any means possible.

    He actually says in the movie that he wants to create "destruction, disorder and chaos".

    And he does that by supplying deadly weapons and fighter aircraft to radical groups (the Mangalore).

    He's an underground arms dealer and smuggler that was paid to smuggle the stones for someone. Never mind that someone was a being capable of destroying the universe unless the stones were used against him.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    The Geek wrote:
    Also, when I made this thread a couple years ago, my thread title was way better.

    you're just supergreen with envy

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    ah yes

    the so-called "art dealer"

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    crwth wrote:
    NOT ONE OR TWO OR THREE

    FOUR!

    look at me

    four stones
    four crates

    ZERO STONES?
    ZERO CRATES!!!!

    EEEVVVVVVVVVVERRYYYYYYYYYSTOOOOOONNNNE!

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The Geek wrote:
    Also, when I made this thread a couple years ago, my thread title was way better.

    you're just supergreen with envy

    Hardly.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote:
    crwth wrote:
    NOT ONE OR TWO OR THREE

    FOUR!

    look at me

    four stones
    four crates

    ZERO STONES?
    ZERO CRATES!!!!

    EEEVVVVVVVVVVERRYYYYYYYYYSTOOOOOONNNNE!

    This is a good post

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